Tila Tequila 2: Chad Destroys Bo’s Face, Tila Has a Lesbian Spat (Ep. 5 Recap)

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Here are the most ridiculous moments of Episode 5.

CHAD’S VIOLENT OUTBURST, ROUND II

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After Chad attacked Bo’s face, splitting his gum (and teeth) in half, he bumped chests and high-fived his “brodog” Jay, who instigated the fight in the first place. “That’s how we rep in Detroit, baby!” Chad shouted. Did he mean that people in the Motor City will sucker headbutt and punch you when you don’t expect it? The way Chad was celebrating his manhood, you would think that he had just knocked Bo out. But Bo was still standing and lucid after the cheap shots. Hopefully, the security that escorted Chad out of the house delivered him straight to a state mental hospital, because he clearly needs pills and electric shock therapy.

BO’S IN THE HOSPITAL! IT’S PARTY TIME!

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Tila Tequila’s bowing, fawning minions were distraught over the violent outburst that rocked the house. But after Tila brought back much-loved (but “too nice”) George from the purgatory of elimination, the house drowned it’s sorrows in booze, stripper poles and some good old fashion simulated humping. Isn’t that what we all do after a bad day?

THE RIDICULOUSLY BORING “BUBBLE BATH BURNOUT” CHALLENGE

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A Shot at Love 2 is seeming more like a vehicle to display Tila’s sex appeal in a variety of occupational outfits than it is a real search for love. This week, Tila attempted to dress up like a NASCAR judge. But with hoochie mama shorts, pigtails and her cleavage popping out of a low cut, checkered top, she looked more like a member of a WWF mud wrestling act. The excuse for this week’s getup was a challenge called “Bubble Bath Burnout,” in which Tila’s suitors were paired up into teams of two. One member of each team had to steer a bathtub on wheels (blindfolded, no less!) while the other pushed the tub from behind while roller skating. “I need to make sure that you can take directions in the dark,” said Tila. The only thing ridiculous about this challenge is that it was ridiculously boring. Was this a segment of Baby Einstein? For those of you who fell asleep or decided to mute the TV so that you could do your laundry, Lisa and Brittany won the challenge and earned alone time with Tila.

HIGH-DRAMA LESBIAN SPAT

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You don’t call Tila fake in her own house! Not even if that house belongs to MTV and Tila is only living in it, for, like, a week. Yet this is exactly what Lisa did earlier in the episode. Her punishment? She was forced to watch a bikini-clad Tila and Brittany as their bodies were rubbed down with oil by a professional masseuse. After the massage, Tila called Lisa on her misstep: “I feel like an idiot now because I connected with you and you stabbed me in the back.” Lisa responded that she was “over it” and then stormed away. Tila, crying, chased after Lisa, and the two had a yelling match that was broken up when Lisa muscled her way towards Tila’s mouth and planted an unexpected, juicy kiss. When Lisa withdrew from the kiss, she said: “I hate you.” Tila replied that she hated Lisa, too. If only Chad and Bo had fought like lesbians!

Eliminated this week: Michelle and the beautiful Sirbrina.

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  1. Bruce says:

    … i like how tila tequila is on mtv but yall still write about her. lol

    i love u vh1

    :)

  2. MEE says:

    VH1 STOP CRITICIZING TILA TEQUILA’S SHOW!

    VH1 SHOWS ARE AS EQUALLY AS STUPID AS HERS!!!

  3. angiee says:

    vh1 your shows are ridiculous too!

  4. meathead says:

    Hey meetiru, absolute11, babyone…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You piece of sh_t. No one here on your millionaire dating site????? Not even your new black one??? You’re slippin’, beyotch!!!!

  5. marjie says:

    Thank you for writing these recaps, it’s much better than actually watching the show.

  6. ripley says:

    Duh girls, I’m pretty sure this recap wasn’t written to criticize, but merely to bask in the ridiculousness that is ALL reality TV…and I’m almost positive that vh1 is fully aware that their shows fall into this category too, why the hell else would anyone watch them???

  7. Detroit4lyfe says:

    Chad aint from The D! Michigan maybe! People from MICHIGAN kill me quick to claim to be from Detroit when they get on these reality shows but in reality they dont even like Detroit! As a matter of fact they scared a$$es afraid to come to here! I bet a $100 dollas to a bucket of ^^@_ weak a$$ Chad wont bring dat +_*` across 8mile cause he knows he would come up missin 4sho! Bo is just a ho for lettin Chad dog him like that flat out! Yeah we bout it in Detroit! But that Chad ^^@_ was nothing but T.V. courage. Dont believe the hype.
    Bring that ^^@_ Cross 8mile Chad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    We got heat for b!tches like you!

  8. l.shanks says:

    i don’t know what the deal is when it is odvious that jay the ^%@ hole instigated the hole fight and only chad went home jay should have been kicked out too since he and chad were beating or rubbing each other whatever they were doing jay should have left too at least he felt bad for his actions does anybody else notice thr gay trait in scotty besides me?

  9. skydiver says:

    WTF????????? WHY WOULD SHE ELIMINATE SIRBRINA IF LISA DESERVED TO GO HOME?????? DAMMIT!!!!!!! Guess I’ll have to watch it later. Thanks for the recap VH1. You’re still awesome.

  10. ripley says:

    …hey shanks, what the hell is a “gay trait”?? Are you a homophobe or something?

  11. stephanie says:

    HOWCAN YOU ELIMINAT MICHLLE AND SIRDRINA THEY ARE MY FAVER IT GIRL BUT I STILL LOVE YOUR SHOW I WACH IT ALL THE TIME IT REALY GOOD

  12. J-LOVE says:

    YWAHHHHH BOYEEE! THIS SHOW IS MAD WILD. SHE NEED TO PICK BO. HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM. I WISHED HE COULD HAVE BEAT CHAD’S A##. BUT, OH, JERSEY CAN TAKE THAT WHIPPIN FOR HIM. NEED BETTER CHALLENGES.

  13. ivan says:

    The figth only bring life to a death boring show, like the shorteatingasses, WUUJuuu. Viva la vida.

  14. Jazzy says:

    tila ????????? well if this really is you i think you made a good decision this week and your really pretty and i’m 12 lol :-)

  15. nancy p says:

    OMG,!!!!! will the producers of this ridulous show pull it off the air,,, this sends a bad message to the youth out there enough as it is,, im not prude by any stretch of the imagination,,but this tila is degrading women,,,and men for her own sick purposes and for fame,, also shes degrading herself,, and her asian community,,, i am half fililpino and italian,, some of us have dignity ya know,,,and class, this girl has neither,,,,,,,,and for the girls n guys to even go on this show,, what does the future hold for them??? but regret,,,,and embarassment,,,,,

    to all the contestants,, and tila, visit your local clinic,,, and be tested for std’s,,,,,,
    pull this show,,,

  16. shyshy says:

    hahahahaha dat beatdown was real funny nd vh1 is crazy and a shot of love is a trip ya digg!!!!!

  17. Me says:

    Dude Meathead what is up with you, I swear every time you post something on here your always attacking somebody else. Whats up with that dude??

  18. marcus jackson says:

    TILA TEQUILA DESERVES BETTER AND QUITE FRANKLY BOBBY WAS THE BEST FOR HER BUT TILA HAS TO UNDERSTAND THAT MEN’S EGO’S BRUISE EASILY AND SHE NEEDS TO GIVE EQUAL AMOUNT OF TIME TO GUYS AS WELL AS THE GIRLS

  19. brittany frady says:

    this was the best show i had ever seen keep up the good work tila your girl brittany

  20. brittany says:

    pick george he is the hottest i would pick him brittany

  21. lola says:

    Bo is so cute and chad and jay should have left the show a long time ago…… i hated chad

  22. Lola says:

    Bo is a real man and i am so glad he did not hit chad back that made Bo more of a man. Tila needs to let scotty or whatever his name is go and stop kicking people that should be on the show off.. she is so dumb..

  23. candice says:

    tila you are so (&#$ ing hot girl i now what you are looking for and i know if was there i would of be the one u looking for but i not there so i fine lisa should the ome for you ok 1love

  24. LaKisha says:

    She is a big +#( freak

  25. SkyeMichie says:

    I am so glad that Chad is off the show, now it’s time for Jay to be gone too. That was totally screwed up with what happened to Bo, I also hope Tila sends Lisa’s +(%&( ng too, I can not believe that she said what she said right in front of Tila! I mean this woman got her heart broken and is putting her heart on the line for these people why shouldn’t they? I mean after all this is the reason they are on the show for right?
    Tila, I hope you can find what it is that you are looking for, you truly deserve it! Good luck to you and Bo, I hope you recover very quickly!!! Can’t wait til next week’s show!!!!

  26. SANDY says:

    CHAD DID’T NEED TO HIT BO AND JUST WALK AWAY
    SHE SHOUN’T CALL U FAKE

  27. johneisha says:

    Why do you like boys &girls that is sick to me & your show is not good for kids to watch.
    you is a big ugly $%+$^ you hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  28. dominique says:

    you ugly $%$$) you are naste sometimes do you feel naste you %@* hole thats naste and you are cute but you want to go out and be naste for your life $%$$)

  29. nikole says:

    my brother thinks you hot!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Sara says:

    Whoever writes this BLOG…um, do you realize that both Vh1 and MTV are owned by the same people? Technically, you already have Tila Tequila haha…as well as all of the people on LOGO, also owned by the same company hehehe.

  31. stephen says:

    so thats why tila got rid off lisa

  32. rachel says:

    u suck @#%%

  33. upset says:

    chad is one ofthe biggest dummies i seen. needs butt tweek.

  34. lovestequlia says:

    all i gotta say about that cheap shot that broke bo,s chin,is that bo took that *)## like a fu^%# man!!!! id really hoped he and that other douche bag can fight fair one on one some day because i think bo would kick that guys sorry a%^

  35. sam pushpanathan says:

    yo bo is a good guy not hitting bak

  36. leonel says:

    tila u better chose bo he seems like a guy that u are looking 4

  37. Trace says:

    I have nothin’ but luv for Bo and think he should win-not out of pity-but because he seems to be the most genuine person but the one thing that annoys me is that he keeps his hospital wrist band on for the remainder of the show! Also, did anyone else notice that he was shown in the hospital with the same outfit on that he was in during the fight? Any hospital stay or surgery I have had I was told to wear a hospital gown….

  38. ashley says:

    Bo really showed luv for Tila Tequila for getting his face busted in like that had to get a chin job so i give byo all the credit 2 him.

  39. Ron says:

    Tila, you are a very beautiful person, but more so on the inside. I feel for you as I also have been messed over in relationships. Wow, I am older then you so get prepared for my roller coaster relationships. Crazy, like your shows, I am probably looking in all the wrong places. I even intend of going overseas this summer. Maybe we can chat, that is if you read these.
    Not a great fan of your show, even though I watched most episodes. You should know who you want to share the rest of your life with by now. Man or woman.. I also want my next relationship to be my last so that I can place all of my energy into that relationship and hopefully I will get the same in return. Please stay in touch.
    Ron from NO

  40. dezzz says:

    TILA made a mistake the first time bye not picken DANNY she was a 2 IN 1.
    TILAS problem is she keeps picken the wrong person!!

    bo was a gudd guy he got his JAW broken and still came bac because
    he loved her and wanted to be with her.

    TILA lets love pasted her in front of her own eyes
    with out her evan knowing it!!!

    she wanted to know why she cant find true love is because she go for the looks
    and not for the heart and looks aint gana gett u any where…

    I dont think tila will ever find true love on these show everybody is here for
    t.v., that party and justed for funn

    godd gave u too gudd people and u blew it twice
    know its up to u!!!!!

    WHAT R U GOING TO DO KNOW TIAL????????

  41. ChristopherHuff says:

    hey i like the pictures of tila tequila alot

  42. susan says:

    After catching this for brief moments, I have never been so disgusted – this is hard core porn on TV that all your kids watch. Unbelievable…the only thing that is next is sex with each others siblings and then the end will come.

  43. vale says:

    I really liked the show because it showed tila tequila nice side and mean side it was my favorite love show ever.

  44. SCORPIO1192 says:

    To me I think you should have chosen brittany than kristy.I’m a girl who had never had her heart before that girl never gave me a reason that she didn’t want to be with me.I didn’t talk to anybody for a month.I know how you feel.Your not the problem,my guess is that the people you chose.If I was standing were kristy was,I would have taken that key in a heart beat and would not break your heart for a second time.Even though I’m only fifteen,I always got love for ya.I don’t want to see you cry about not finding someone,I want to see a beautiful smile on that face of yours.I wish I could tell you in person what I’m trying to say.Let me say this,you will find someone to love and to love you back.I’M FROM HOUSTON!!!!!

  45. sheila says:

    STOP ALL THESE STUPIT SHOWS ALL FLAVER NEW YORK TELI MONEY THERE ALL DUMB BRET THERS BETTER SHOW THENE THIS (*!#^~+*~&~*!$`% STOP WASTEING MONEY NO ONE CARE WHO @(~~%&((@!#!@+#^ ING WHO IT MUST TURN YALL ON

  46. victoria says:

    I just thing she need to be in love with man that all they can love you and give you love
    she need to meet the right one and get off them girl

  47. liz says:

    Tila is fine as hell, she needs to stop putting her self down. She also has to make her mind up, either you like a female or male, it is not that hard!!!!!!!!!!! Christy is a dumb !+^*^$((#+##&~#&~ she just wanted to be the center of attraction. I also think that her ~&%**^##&^&#)#& is fake, She used Tila’s show for her benifit.

  48. j dog says:

    no u suck my *+%+&$*)&(#&)((@ u haten _%+^$_)_^$)&_@$ nigga thas why u go dumped twice on national t.v. `%***)~$~(!~)`+)+