Porn Star Jenna Jameson Wants to Be Angelina

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Get ready to laugh – Jenna Jameson has made the most ridiculous claim ever, stating “I’m following in Angelina‘s footsteps!” Now, the washed up, bone-thin porn star is talking about her desire to have a billion kids while not marrying her partner, but who is she kidding? She’ll NEVER really be like our Saint Angelina. Sure she has many things in common with the pregnant star, among them:

  • bony arms
  • crazy eyes
  • ridiculous tattoos
  • past drug use
  • lesbian tendencies

But what about that whole saving the world thing that Angie so gracefully champions? Surely you could argue that many people have been saved by Jenna’s skills on film, but we’re not buying it. She’ll have to do a little better than that – like maybe covering herself up, for starters (with some haute couture and body fat).

  1. mrs gonzalez san diego says:

    OH HELL NO ARE YOU SERIOUS?????? SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIS WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. THE TRUTH says:

    SHOT HER NOW RIGHT NOW

    P.S RIGHT IN HER BONEY ^!_ ARM.

  3. Pammy says:

    How is she following in Angelina Jolies Footsteps?

    Thats just not right…
    Angelina Has a reputation and i dont think thats cool
    but Jenna Jameson I LOVE YOU GIRL
    just be in your own shoes..

  4. Devastator Douglas says:

    Jenna is a porn icon and needs to stay that way she doesn’t need to follow in anybodys footsteps.
    Seriously when was the last time Jenna Jameson adopted every child in every county in the world?? I can’t recall.

  5. Sorry!!! says:

    Please. Jenna Jamenson is not a good example for kids. Please Jenna, never have children. PLEASE!!!

  6. Beaner says:

    Jenna might be able to worship Angelina’s footsteps but follow them? NEVER.
    The only thing that makes Jenna look decent is ^`* o.