R. Kelly: Mole or No Mole?

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(The VH1 Blog knows very little about the law. So we’ve solicited Ross Lampe and Mark Muro, founders of the California law firm Muro & Lampe, Inc., to keep a running tab on which side has the advantage in the R. Kelly child pornography trial. Check back for updates.)

Yesterday, R. Kelly’s attorney Sam Adam Jr. suggested that the sex tape is fake by asking a key witness for the prosecution (Simha Jamison) whether she’d seen the Wayans Brothers‘ movie Little Man. “They took the head of Marlon Wayans and put it on a midget, and it looked real,” said Adam. “Didn’t it?”

Well, human bodies can also be manipulated. Has the prosecutor considered the possibility that R. Kelly’s current mole is a cosmetic surgery prop? (Note the photoshoped mole on R. Kelly’s forehead above.) If I were the prosecutor, I would want to examine the mole immediately. If the Michael Jackson prosecution team was allowed to examine his penis for evidence of distinctive marks after being accused by a boy of sexual impropriety, then surely a back exam to determine the legitimacy of a mole is fair game. With tax-payer money no object, the prosecution may want to consider hiring a top notch cosmetic surgery expert to examine the mole. Such an examination is risky, though. If the mole is found to be legit, then the prosecution’s case could be doomed (insert your own catchy rhyme here).

The prosecution should at least hire a team of investigators to scour archive photos and video of Mr. Kelly, sans shirt, to look for the present blemish. If anyone has a photo showing R. Kelly’s bare back, with or without moles, taken prior to 1998 (the earliest the tape is believed to have been made), e-mail it here. Court is not in session today. The score remains +1 for the defense and +2 for the prosecution. — Ross Lampe, Attorney.

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  1. Ms says:

    R.Kelley need to go to jail for life and stay in their with his ##_& in his mouth and wipe ok

  2. Ms says:

    R.Kelley need to go to jail for life and stay in their with his #)*` in his mouth and wipe ok .and no vist ok.

  3. TREE says:

    Mmmmmm, not his fan. By just saw his profile on dating site “W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m. ” last week. It seems he is single again.

  4. The Truth says:

    First off, it’s the Wayans Brothers. Get it right! And no in that movie Marlon’s head on that baby body did not look real! R. Kelly needs some better attorneys, because that defense is just stupid.

  5. PHYR says:

    Ha! I agree with THE TRUTH…who the &`_# is Waymon’s Brothers??? How did VH1 get that twisted? Anyways about R. Kelly’s Lawyers…they are getting desperate. This case has dragged on for years and they are saying anything now just to get this &!#+ over with. R. Kelly’s music ain’t been the same since the R. Kelly cd in 1995…the scene needs some time to miss him

  6. wise1 says:

    It COULD have been a set up! R Kelly has made alot of people jealous of his success, and hateful jealous people will say anything & do anything just to see another person lose what they’ve worked for.
    This sad sorry jealous hating world we live in is disgusting. I say check for the mole.

  7. Moe Strickland says:

    It its the Wayans Brothers, not Waymon Brothers. He did it, and now he needs to face up to things; even though i am not sure why everyone was so shocked about it, being that he was with Aaliyah when she was like 14 years old. that was the reason why Aalyah never wanted to reveal her true age…becasue R Kelly could have gone to jail. That past relationship shows that he likes young girls, rather than women.
    I still like him as an artist, and I knew he liked young girls sine the ealry 90″s becasue of his relationship with Aaliyah…look into it.

  8. meathead says:

    Tree, you lieing sac of sh-it!!!

  9. dominique says:

    you are not cute but you do have good songs. what is the reason for the big circle on your head

  10. D.Benford says:

    Ya’ll are calling the defense team dumb? The defense hasn’t started yet. All the evidence the jury has seen belongs to the prosecution. Give the defense their oppurtunity before you pass judgement.

  11. D.Benford says:

    Prove the parents were paid off. Show bank records that detail a ”new” lifestyle for the girl and her parents if they got a settlement. Would’nt they be drivin Benzes and livin in the suburbs. You’ve had 6 years to hire investigators to look into these things. Maybe they know he did nothing wrong and they choose to support him and stand by the girl’s word that she’s not a victim of his. There are values in life that go beyond money.

  12. KELLY says:

    KELS LIKE HIS WOMEN UNDER AGE THIS IS A SICKNESS YES HE IS SOOOOO TALANTED AND WE WANNA SAY IT AINT SO BUT AALIYAH WAS A CILD AND HE TRIED TO MARRY HER! WHAT DO YALL THINK LED UP TO THE PROPOSAL!? THE LITTLE GIRL SPARKLES’ NEICE WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY MATURE ENOUGH WHEN THE SEX TAPE WAS MADE AND SHE SEEMED FAMILURE WITH ALL OF R KELLY LIKE THIS HAD BEEN GOING ON FOR SOME TIME AND SHE WAS 14! HE HAS A PROBLEM AND IT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED MOLE OR NO MOLE WODDY HARRIS IS SICK ALSO!!

  13. Quanna says:

    Moles can grow over time,and the tape was made in 2002,this is 2008. Is that seriously there defense? I am a fan of R.Kelly,but the trial is about is there enough proof that it is him on the tape and the girl is underage.If I was one of the jurors I’d find him guilty,it did look like him on the tape.And if it wasn’t him then he must have a long lost twin.And it amazes me how people ignore the fact that this isn’t the first time that R.Kelly has been in trouble for having sex with minors (but that was settled out of court,so those incidents can’t be used in this case against him). But,if anyone seen the Mtv Special they did about the trial,it was proof that he settled out of court on more than one occasion when teenagers filed charges against him. So,if he done it once,what makes people think he can’t do it again?

  14. M and M says:

    It’s Not about the MOLE or the Wayan’s brothers, or even MJ it’s about R Kelly’s sick obsession with little girls!! remember “Aalyiah” I saw the video “Great Porn”,but once you see the little girl it turn’s your stomach and I was unable to watch anymore and I hope the jury can see though the BS !!!!

  15. Rocky says:

    Will yall just leave him alone! Dam! If they gave it up then they just gave it up!

  16. Ms Tee says:

    kelly,kelly, kelly

  17. mr.pain says:

    LISTEN I’M NOT WILDING OUT R.KELLY I LOVE THE MANS MUSIC. HE SHOULD HAVE PAID THEM THAT MONEY BEFORE THE TAPES AND EVERYTHING CAME OUT. HE IS PAYING MORE MONEY IN THE PAST FIVES AND COURT FEES. ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PAY THEM 100,000 HAVE THEM SIGN PAPERWORK AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A WRAP. NOW YOU GOING TO COURT AND YOU MAY GO TO JAIL FOR ALONG TIME. I WONDERING IF THEY GOING SETUP A STUDIO IN JAIL FOR HIM. THEY HAVE BEEN TONS OF STARS WHO TOUCH LITTLE KIDS IN PAST YEARS. BUT NONE HAVE VIDEO TAPE OF THAT. DAM R.KELLY THE VIDEO ISN’T NO JOKE YOU BE IN ALL THEM VIDEOS THIS ISN’T NO MUSIC VIDEO. I WISH HIM THE BEST, I’M RAPPER WE CAN DO THE REMIX TO JAILHOUSE ROCK. IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD FOR KELLY. http://WWW.CDBABY.COM/MRPAIN I’LL STILL BUY YOUR MUSIC. I DON’T WANT TO THINK YOU DID IT, BUT SEEING THE TAPE R.KELLY I’M LIKE R.KELLY COULD HAVE DID THAT

  18. Jamzzz says:

    send him to jail.
    thasss juss wrong hunn.

  19. benke says:

    jesuis benke african malien .toi tua lanse.toi legran music ter.merci

  20. Abolaflow says:

    he needs not to go to any jail.. this issue would be clarified when we see sparkle’s cousin… jail where meant for other kelly not robert slyvester kelly

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