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Mary Carey Resumes Her Political Ass-pirations

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Porn star-turned-gubernatorial candidate-turned-Celebrity Rehabber Mary Carey is once again running for public office — come Nov. 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43 (as Mary “Carey” Cook). In a statement, Mary revealed exactly what she means to accomplish with this move:

“I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!”

Kinda hard to argue with her logic, isn’t it?

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12 Responses to “Mary Carey Resumes Her Political Ass-pirations”


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  • jessie Says:

    You are one dumb )_(! Why in the hellllllllll would you let somebody )_(! you thats way you might have rabees dimb azz you )_(! in eliterate bye dumb azz


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  • summer Says:

    I recorded celebrity rehab on dvd when it aired so I’ve watched it a lot. I thought Mary didn’t want to be
    referred to as Mary Carey anymore. But since she was known for being in porn, I guess that’s the way to get people’s attention. If I lived in California, I’d vote for her….not because of her porn but I liked her in celebrity rehab. She’s smarter than people think.

  • George Says:

    We have a nigg er running for president so why not?

  • Notorious Says:

    Mary Carey or what ever your real name is. Are you *^!!*& ed?. Maybe you’ve been beat up by mulitple )(~# s. It’s the only thing I could think of. Politics I dont think so. Do you enjoy being made fun of? Does it feel good. cause you’re not being taken seriously. Your stupid stint on that bullshit show Celebrity Rehab with the rest of the fall downs. What the hell do you know about poltics. First of all. America may tollerate and entertain the ideal of a lousy brokedown Jenna J wannabe running. But do actaually think who can win. Jesse and Arnold pulled it off and did a great job. You people will do just about anything to stay in the spotlight. Why dont you satrt working for a living and I mean a real job. Anyways I hope this finds. I hope your back on the bottle cause you ‘ve never had a problem to begin with.

  • destinyV Says:

    How ever made this add is a dummy.

  • Maria Says:

    I am laughing because many of you are calling Mary Carey dumb, but none of you can even spell properly. I think it’s great that she’s starting small and trying a new career venue.

  • DAVE7007 Says:

    DUMBASSES…..FIRST OFF, ..TOM CRUISE IS A QUEER…HE IS A HOMO….EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD KNOWS IT…BUT IT IS A SECRECT BECAUSE HE IS A LEADING MAN….HE IS A FRIGGING NUT….ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN SCIENTOLGY IS A NUT!!…LOL….ANYTIME THESE CELIEBS BELIEVE IN SOMETHING YIOU KNOW IT IS BS…..LOL.;..CRUISE IS LIKE PATRICK SWAZEY…THEY ARE TOUGH GAY GUYS….LOL…THAT IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE ROLES THEY PLAY……LOL…TOUGH QUEERS FIGHTING

  • DAVE7007 Says:

    MARY CAREY….

    SHE IS A $~&!*$_#%^&_%&@^)