Mary Carey Resumes Her Political Ass-pirations

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Porn star-turned-gubernatorial candidate-turned-Celebrity Rehabber Mary Carey is once again running for public office — come Nov. 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43 (as Mary “Carey” Cook). In a statement, Mary revealed exactly what she means to accomplish with this move:

“I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!”

Kinda hard to argue with her logic, isn’t it?

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  1. jessie says:

    You are one dumb )_(! Why in the hellllllllll would you let somebody )_(! you thats way you might have rabees dimb azz you )_(! in eliterate bye dumb azz

  2. summer says:

    I recorded celebrity rehab on dvd when it aired so I’ve watched it a lot. I thought Mary didn’t want to be
    referred to as Mary Carey anymore. But since she was known for being in porn, I guess that’s the way to get people’s attention. If I lived in California, I’d vote for her….not because of her porn but I liked her in celebrity rehab. She’s smarter than people think.

  3. George says:

    We have a nigg er running for president so why not?

  4. destinyV says:

    How ever made this add is a dummy.

  5. Maria says:

    I am laughing because many of you are calling Mary Carey dumb, but none of you can even spell properly. I think it’s great that she’s starting small and trying a new career venue.

  6. DAVE7007 says:

    DUMBASSES…..FIRST OFF, ..TOM CRUISE IS A QUEER…HE IS A HOMO….EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD KNOWS IT…BUT IT IS A SECRECT BECAUSE HE IS A LEADING MAN….HE IS A FRIGGING NUT….ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN SCIENTOLGY IS A NUT!!…LOL….ANYTIME THESE CELIEBS BELIEVE IN SOMETHING YIOU KNOW IT IS BS…..LOL.;..CRUISE IS LIKE PATRICK SWAZEY…THEY ARE TOUGH GAY GUYS….LOL…THAT IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE ROLES THEY PLAY……LOL…TOUGH QUEERS FIGHTING

  7. DAVE7007 says:

    MARY CAREY….

    SHE IS A $~&!*$_#%^&_%&@^)

  8. 4531354 says:

    What a lovely day for a 4531354! SCK was here

  9. 3578058 says:

    What a lovely day for a 3578058! SCK was here

  10. Amazing, this was very fun to read. Have you ever considered submitting articles to magazines?