
Porn star-turned-gubernatorial candidate-turned-Celebrity Rehabber Mary Carey is once again running for public office — come Nov. 4, she’ll be on the ballot for the California State Assembly in District 43 (as Mary “Carey” Cook). In a statement, Mary revealed exactly what she means to accomplish with this move:
“I have always loved politics and know that the State Assembly would be a better position to begin my career in politics. I want to energize people into caring about local politics again – much like we’ve seen in the national primaries. But unlike one of the presidential primary contenders, I’m actually a politician you’d want to get screwed by!”
Kinda hard to argue with her logic, isn’t it?

















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I recorded celebrity rehab on dvd when it aired so I’ve watched it a lot. I thought Mary didn’t want to be
referred to as Mary Carey anymore. But since she was known for being in porn, I guess that’s the way to get people’s attention. If I lived in California, I’d vote for her….not because of her porn but I liked her in celebrity rehab. She’s smarter than people think.
We have a nigg er running for president so why not?
How ever made this add is a dummy.
I am laughing because many of you are calling Mary Carey dumb, but none of you can even spell properly. I think it’s great that she’s starting small and trying a new career venue.
DUMBASSES…..FIRST OFF, ..TOM CRUISE IS A QUEER…HE IS A HOMO….EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD KNOWS IT…BUT IT IS A SECRECT BECAUSE HE IS A LEADING MAN….HE IS A FRIGGING NUT….ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN SCIENTOLGY IS A NUT!!…LOL….ANYTIME THESE CELIEBS BELIEVE IN SOMETHING YIOU KNOW IT IS BS…..LOL.;..CRUISE IS LIKE PATRICK SWAZEY…THEY ARE TOUGH GAY GUYS….LOL…THAT IS WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE ROLES THEY PLAY……LOL…TOUGH QUEERS FIGHTING
MARY CAREY….
SHE IS A $~&!*$_#%^&_%&@^)
What a lovely day for a 4531354! SCK was here
What a lovely day for a 3578058! SCK was here
Amazing, this was very fun to read. Have you ever considered submitting articles to magazines?