Lauren Axes Audrina from the House
After attending the same charity bowling event and not speaking or interacting during the entire night, The Hills are shaking with the news that Lauren “Blank Stare” Conrad and her sidekick Lo “I’m not a bitch, just mean” Bosworth have told Audrina Patridge to move the hell out of the home they share together. The girls allegedly decided against phone, IM, text and Facebook wall posting, and instead delivered the message with a note posted on the door of Audrina’s guest house! Ouch. Wouldn’t you love to get a copy?
Dear Audrina,
Ummmmmmm. Hi. Like. Hm. It’s cold out here. Anyway. Um. Okay. This braid in my hair looks good. F*ck, did I eat carbs today? Damn it! Oh, I’m writing! Okay. So, look. You haven’t been very nice to me lately, and you’re still dating Justin Bobby. So, you know what that means. OMG I think a bird just farted out here. Um. That means we can’t be friends. Get your crappy French Connection dresses the fudge out of my guest house. KTHXBY. I mean BAI.
Whatever.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
HATERS! Laguna Beach broads are totally hating cuz audrina jumped out of a helicopter w/ hot *&# carmen elektra, OMFG she hung out with someone bETTER than a lame *&# OC snob??!! At least audrina can KEEP a man. Its ok audrina, leave L&L to each other since they’re secretly dating.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:49 am
I am her big fan. It’s said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” S earching Millionaire* com”.. Many men winked at her there. But I did not find her when I joined it. So sad
June 11th, 2008 at 9:40 am
WHO CARES,.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….
June 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I love the Hills! But I’m upset that Lauren allowed Lo to come back in her life and cause more drama. When Lo wasn’t around, I liked the new Lauren, respected her for standing her ground and for trying to MOVE ON but when Lo came back, Lauren seemed to feel like she owed her something because of their years of friendship, NOT. I think Lo is evil and is purposely trying to leave Audrina out so she can have Lauren all to herself. Selfish. I don’t think Lo at all. She is mean and bitchy. Audrina is a nice girl who got mixed up in some drama that didn’t concern her but overall, she came back to her senses. Lauren I hope you do the same, DITCH LO!
Angeldeezy, and no Audrina CANNOT keep a man. If the “man” you’re referring to is Justin Bobby, I seriously question our taste. Justin Bobby is not man rather a toy who keeps Audrina on a string, she deserves better but won’t get it until she realizes it.
June 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I like lauren but it seems like when any of her friends get a boyfriend she gets an attitude. Lauren needs to find her own man and one that will treat her nice maybe she wont looked depressed all the time.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
thats totaly wack!!!!!!!shes a way better friend then that snob lo
June 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
First of all, i wanna say that I have never been a fan of The Hills.. i think that the show is full of drama, and I am tired of hearing about the fights between Lauren and Audrina. I really dont care if i offend anybody that loves that show and would do anything to watch it. I am just so damed tired of hearing about these people who do nothing but fight. that all that i gotta say…
June 19th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I LOVE THE HILLS, THERES SO MUCH DRAMA, HERE IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC WE ARE WATCHING THE THIRD SEASON, AND IT”S COOL, THE ONLY PROBLEM IS PLEASE “STOP THE DRAMA”, IF HEIDI DOESNT TALK TO LAUREN OR WHATEVER, SO WHAT, GET OVER IT, DO SOMETHING ELSE, AND NOW IS THE SAME THING WITH AUDRINA AND LAUREN, BUT LATER THEY WILL FIX THE THING AND IT WILL BE LIKE NOTHING HAPPEND, PLEASE, DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXO LAUREN YOU ARE SO FASHION LOVE YA BUT STOP THE DRAMA
June 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I would hate to see this happen to L.C and Audrina.i think that Lo is the one getting in the way and Lo needs to back off and quit stealing L.C from Audrina.too much drama.I hope they stay friends.i’ll cry if theyre not.
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June 28th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I think Lo should feel bad for breaking up Audrina and LC’s friendship. She acts like she likes LC as more than a friend!
July 10th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Ummm… if it wasn’t for Lauren all of these spotlight hogs wouldn’t even get 2 seconds of film. Lo and Lauren have history.. If anything Lauren should’ve been pickier about who she let into her life since THE HILLS was supposed to be based on her life in L.A. how does anyone know for a fact that all these little new friends *not from Laguna Beach* weren’t just using her in the first place to try to get on tv? HMM??? I always liked Lo.. sure she’s mean sometimes.. but so what. She’s funny and the only friend that merged over onto the Hills with” her own” fame. Do you really think Heidi or Audrina would’ve been on tv or even have gotten a chance to be on it if they hadn’t met Lauren? Pfffft… NOPE. I feel sorry for Lauren sometimes cause she probably bumps into fake people all the time that are just nice to her, hoping the cameras will somehow turn their way so they can be sucked into her life and onto the tv screen.
She is owed alot of thank you cards on that show.
PSSSSSH!!
July 21st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
I am a huge fan of The Hills. I love lauren. She seems so sweet. Audrina seems to be a stuck up little snob. She just needs to say the heck away from Lauren so that she can move on with her life.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I am a huge fan of The Hills. I love Lauren. She is such a great girl. Audrina is such a stuck up snob. Lauren just needs to leave her alone and move on with her life. And for your info Lauren and LO are not secretly dating thank you very much. Keep your opions to yourself
August 17th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Maybe Lo needs to get her own life and her own opinion. She’s sneaky and whiney and just plain annoying. She has no real role except to be Laurens shadow and is outwardly rude to so many people. I can’t even stand Lo’s voice. Lauren is too sweet to tell her little shadow to beat it. Audrina has different priorities but never really seems to bother anyone aka little bs drama. I say, Lo has no place on the show. Bring on Kristen!!
August 27th, 2008 at 10:35 am
I hate to admit but I love to watch the ‘Hills’. I don’t like to watch Lo. I almost feel sorry for her in regards to social interaction. It is almost as if she has never been in a large crowd or had to go out of her way to meet friends. LC seems to be the only one she really ‘likes’ dealing with. I know that it is a show and that they edit to show the highlights but you can’t deny that she is the reason Audrina and LC aren’t good friends anymore.
In the show Lo’s presence is defined by LC. At Stephanie Pratt’s B-day; when Spencer (who has issues of his own) shows up it was Lo who wanted to leave way before LC did. Why? I can’t remember there being a problem between Lo, Spencer or Heidi.
Only time will tell if Lo finally realizes that she needs to shut up, sit back and be glad that LC’s shoulders are big enough to carry the entire cast (including her) into the spotlight!
September 6th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
lauren and lo you guys are ~*+$~+#&*@~@!_&^( es for kicking her out!!!
all audrina did was be there for you lauren.just because her and lo cant be friends doesnt mean anything to you.people cant get along with everyone.no wonder why you cant keep a man!!!!
November 4th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
seriously i hate Lo and that she broke up Audrina and LC’s friendship. its like Lo wants LC all too herself, wow? and the note thing is fake, that is not what it said so even tho dont like Lo, you shouldn’t be trying to say something that isnt true