After attending the same charity bowling event and not speaking or interacting during the entire night, The Hills are shaking with the news that Lauren “Blank Stare” Conrad and her sidekick Lo “I’m not a bitch, just mean” Bosworth have told Audrina Patridge to move the hell out of the home they share together. The girls allegedly decided against phone, IM, text and Facebook wall posting, and instead delivered the message with a note posted on the door of Audrina’s guest house! Ouch. Wouldn’t you love to get a copy?
Ummmmmmm. Hi. Like. Hm. It’s cold out here. Anyway. Um. Okay. This braid in my hair looks good. F*ck, did I eat carbs today? Damn it! Oh, I’m writing! Okay. So, look. You haven’t been very nice to me lately, and you’re still dating Justin Bobby. So, you know what that means. OMG I think a bird just farted out here. Um. That means we can’t be friends. Get your crappy French Connection dresses the fudge out of my guest house. KTHXBY. I mean BAI.