A Chicago jury found the Pied Piper of R&B not guilty on all counts — six years after being charged with making, directing and starring in a child porn video. He faced up to 15 years in prison, but flew out of the courtroom to cheering fans. “I think he is obviously guilty,” said Mark Muro, an attorney who tracked the trial for the VH1 Blog and who was unimpressed with the It-Wasn’t-Him-On-The-Tape defense. Remember the defense attorney’s Little Man theory? Refresher: “They took the head of Marlon Wayans and put it on a midget, and it looked real. Didn’t it?”
Is our lawyer just a sore loser because he did not accurately predict the verdict? Or should R. Kelly be behind bars?