Ali Lohan Wants to Ruin Nonexistent Career With Troll Role

Let’s get this out of the way: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Ali Lohan is clearly getting career advice from her big sister, as the tween is allegedly auditioning to star in a remake of the second most ridiculous movie ever (after it’s sequel, obviously) Troll. How fitting that she already kinda looks like one? Yeah yeah, we’re more evil than the creatures she’ll fight in the flick, we know. The director is supposedly hooked on the little Lohan, gushing, “The camera loves her. She’s a really good actress…I am personally going to fight for her.”

We’re all going to fight for her, because let’s admit it – we’re a fan of anything that takes Ali from the D List to the Z List. [DListed]