There.are.no.words.
Well that’s not entirely true – we can think of a couple words to describe Heidi Montag‘s new single “Fashion”. “Total crap” comes to mind, for example. Watching Heidi pursue a music career is liking watching a cat try to swim. It just ain’t gonna happen! The plastic princess has released her latest “song,” which totally reps her token sound: voice-morphing electronics, terrible lyrics, and an uncomfortably weird, unidentifiable French accent used to describe the clothes that make Heidi go crazy . In other words, it’s awesome!
Click here to enjoy such mind-blowing lyrics like “Oh oh la la la, we love designers,” and “I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts.” But the best line of all? “I live to be model thin.” Inspiring young women to destroy their bodies one beat at a time. Nice work Heidi!
14 responses to to The Worst Heidi Montag Song Ever (For Now)
Besides her music and cheesy french accent being the worst, someone needs to tell Heidi she should keep her “MAN HANDS” out of any pictures she and sleez boy are posing for!!!! Look at those things!!!! It’s all I can stare at!!
OH MY GOSH. That is by far the worst thing I have EVER heard in my life. WHY? That is all I want to know is WHY? She has NO talent whatsoever. And her UGLY mug manager/future husband who is LESS talented then her is on her coat tails. These two are a FN MESS. I am also SICK of them calling the media all the time to take pics of them. WHO are they? NO BODY. And the only reason people know their name is because of LC. THEY should be kissing her _%^%)#^`#~&`&(^ instead of attacking her all the time. LOSERS.
AHahahhahahaha. Those are seriously her lyrics??? Model thin? ugh
This woman is crazy.First she completely ruins her friendship with L.C,then she mistakeingly makes a song/music video.I personally think shes a terrible friend and artist.Face it heidi,your no good and your doing something for nothing.Got something for u heidi,U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leiticia pestova could kick the crap out of her. i want a kitty fight between the cage fighter and this fake ^^%!)!&~%%%`**! chic.
Team Lauren :D :D !
CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to slap a muzzle on this troll. A nice, snug one that doesn’t come off. lol@the person below me.. wait til the new season starts so you can see the big banana boat feet that match those ginormous hands.
She looks like Laurie from the Real Wives of Orange County… and that’s NOT a compliment.
Someone needs to slap a muzzle on this troll. A nice, snug one that doesn’t come off. lol@her man hands.. wait til the new season starts so you can see the big banana boat feet that match those ginormous hands.
She looks like Laurie from the Real Wives of Orange County… and that’s NOT a compliment.
ok so heidi needs to stop singin she sucks. i mean she makes the hills a lil more worth watching but her singing sucks. its not her thing! ah…thats all i can say
I don’t like your song, it s****! you don’t have a voice at all! You are trying to hard to sing!And here Spencer likes it? He’s just laughing behind your back!! I feel sorry for you!!
Heidi’s version was indeed crap, but ladies, this song was written by Lady Gaga for Heidi.
14 responses to to The Worst Heidi Montag Song Ever (For Now)