Lights, Camera, New York!
If you haven’t caught the on-iar promos for New York Goes to Hollywood (premiering August 4 on VH1), you’re in luck: you can watch them above. As in the promo shots for the series, these brief spots find New York hamming it up as classic Hollywood personalities. She’s Dorothy, she’s Marilyn and in a spot that wasn’t used for the still shots, she’s Forrest Gump. That commercial’s actually the best, as New York proclaims, “My mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates…come to find out, that’s the stupidest s*** I ever heard in my life.” Anyone who can find a way to dis Forrest Gump and Sister Patterson in the same sentence clearly has a gift for language. New York, we’re ready to fall in love with you all over again.






July 7th, 2008 at 3:18 am
I wonder what exactly the show is going to be about. Im going to watch it anyway. I loved her in ‘I love New York’!
July 7th, 2008 at 10:05 am
So, is New York still with George(Tailor Made)? Just wondering, the last we heard she was engaged, and we aint really heard nothing since.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:23 am
I LOVE NEW YORK
BOYS:
CHARM
SCHOOL
Mrs. Mo’Nique
July 7th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I think that u r cool and had alot of poeple who didnt like u but thaTS LIFE U COOL TO ME
July 7th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I think New York should go to Hollywood because that is where all the stars rise from and I think this would be a great deal for her to be on her own and she wonts to see what is out there for her and I hope she finds someone she really likes.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Hey New York, my friends often compare my personality to yours. But i tend to think i am a boos `*^@)()`&@(`$^(&! and likes to speak my mind too. But im so ready to see you go to holllywood.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
New york girl you are going to do well please take good care of taylor made we are praying for you yes girl the Bahamas is here for you. Please do not worry about people let them talk all you must do is wake up dress up and show up for whatever task you have to perform. we love you
July 7th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
One thing to say…I Love New York!
July 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I am was no fan of New York/Tiffany Pollard…but guess what–She IS doin the Damn thang on VH1 and in Hollywood (she had a cameo in Ice Cube’s First Sunday)…so it matters not what one’s personal opinions of her are, and how we first became acquainted with her. I gotta respect the Playa in the game. She is doin her thang and I am sure she having a blast doin it! Still not a fan, but I Congratulate, participate, but I DO NOT HATE!
July 7th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
WHAT THE HELL IS THE SHOW ABOUT U DRESSIN UP AS WHITE WOMAN I DON’T GET IT
July 7th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
NEW YORK ROCKS. F all the hater. she is the queen of reality tv. I love her, she is so beautiful. New York you my girl keep up all the hard work.
I hate them haters. Im ready to knock people out for hating on you lol. I just got into an huge arguement with my boyfriend becuase he is hating. Im like if you dont like NY you dont like black women which mean you dont like me cause we just alike.
NEW YORK has perfect teeth, lips, skin, no corns on her feet, perfect body, dresses her ^$^$&^&~*^&(~$$ off, loves vodka lol, has a great personality, educated, speaks veay clear, funny as hell, I could go on and on but then people might think Im gay. But honestly if I ever meant NY I would most likely start crying and want to give her a big hug and kiss cause she change the game for dark skin women everywhere. NEW YORK YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! YOUR #1 FAN toya
July 7th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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July 7th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
new york, u are so pretty, u r someone i look to for fashion, and i like looking at you. i dont kno if u did your show yet, but i hope to see u happy most of the time. thanks for being bossy :D.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
new york, your a great person. you try hard and i really apprechiate that. your are a good role model. your very honest. u kno all these things, im just showin some love, thanks so much for being real and showin everyone who u r and how confident, im so glad u make shows to watch. i love u (as a friend) u should dance more, cuz thats really sexy to dance. dance and work on your lisp. i love your fashion sence.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Goggle the word snarky i’m serious.
Now to the stuff about new york its so funny i don’t really understand the show like what she’s doing.
But i think it is going to be the aweosmemess show.
To NY(Tiffany)
U rock ur so pretty and i really look up to you becuz like cuzzzz… cuzz (kidding) i look up to you becuz ur real and stuff hope u and Tailor man wokr out.
I really hope yall work out … and i hope ur show rocks…!!!!!
Peace JADE
July 8th, 2008 at 1:02 am
newyork is ugly as hell with then big azz lips and fake azz `(_^^*!+^#^))_+ s *@+!!~@%&~`_~+&@+ get a real job who and stop
doing this fake +#*@+~%#+_*+@*#) like for real ~#++)_^~*+$)~)&( u new york
July 8th, 2008 at 2:23 am
Don’t we have enough neglect of animals rampant in our society? I love an off-color joke as much as the next person, but abuse of animals is really an epidemic in this country. Please, please, yank this awful promo you have with New York beating up a stuffed animal dog. I remember kids growing up imitating skits and hurting animals and it has NEVER been funny. Adults won’t replicate this sort of behavior, but kids and teens sure may, and it is so awful. Just imagine yourself 1 kid copying the promo and thinking they’re being funny. Makes me want to cry. Be funny, but please be responsible.
Signed,
A comedy, but animal lover more
July 8th, 2008 at 10:39 am
is she still with tailer maid? haters just cus your broke and shes making money with her fake “shit” and you cant even afford it!
July 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
THAT WAS HILARIUS I MEAN FUNNYI LUV THAT ~*)(&^#&!#!^^^%!~
July 8th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I L0V3 HERR!! Cant wait 4 the show
July 8th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
aint no one hating on here. we are just telling it like it is. she DOES look like a tranny, she IS ignorant, and she IS a hoe. for all you who love newyork you must be as ugly and ignorant as her. she and her mother deserve to be locked up in a closet and die. cant stand ignorant hipocrites like them. and if shes gonna be fake about it (i.e. her boobs) then get a frickin a$$. at least balance urself out idiot. she aint $hit!
July 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I will have to say, New York is a &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in fake `*(!~`!$#!@*_$_)$ with a &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in $@*`+!&+^+(%)!@ ty job cuz she didn’t &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in get ^&$&)!&)$&~`*+_+ at birth. However I’m sure this show will be funny as &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* so all you &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in hatin on that &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in `*(!~`!$#!@*_$_)$ that we &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in call &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in New York bow to &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* down `*(!~`!$#!@*_$_)$ es.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:16 am
i think new york is such a character in a good way she sis super cool n she will make it big in hollywood shes cool
July 10th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I LOVE NEW YORK. SHE IS 2 DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!! GO AHEAD GIRL MAKE YA MONEY !&)~&))`)@@@)#*% DEM HATERS I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SHOW
July 10th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
THATS MY GIRL
July 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
New York gives New York a BAD name!
Why the heck is this ulgy, nasty, FOUL “women” on so many TV shows? She needs to take the money she’s been “given” and go to school and educate herself. She has no talent, she has no class, she can’t act, she can’t even speak properly.
I wish she’d go away! I can’t stand watching her!
July 11th, 2008 at 2:14 am
New York I am so happy that you picked Tailor Made . I realy hope that things are working out for the both of ya all in the relationship . I think you are a realy nice person with a beutiful heart and soul . I want to meet you someday just friends nuthing more so I could get to know you as a person not just a celebrity . I wish the best . Do not listen to all the haters and keep doing ya thing .
July 13th, 2008 at 12:45 am
New York, I cannot explain how much I love you! The first day I saw you on tv, I knew that I must get to know you better. Please e-mail me back so that I may get to know you. You are an amazing woman and I just know that you WILL make it on the Hollywood A-list. Keep being yourself and don’t listen to people who are just jelious. I promise that I will not miss one episode. haha I was way glad that you picked Tailor Made over the other. Even if things don’t work out, you know what your doing cause your strong, dedicated, and in charge. I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!!!
July 13th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Dear New York,
You are a JOKE! America is laughing at you, not with you!
Let me break it down for you girl.
You are a stereotypical black girl with a bad weave and bad attitude to match. You are an UGLY, TALENTLESS, biaaaaaaatch! CLUELESS and DELUSIONAL! Go back and watch your show! You will see what I mean!
At first it was funny, now it’s BORING ! The JOKE is getting OLD.
So, get your TIRED ~#~$@)“+(^(_#& off my T.V. and let me see some more of BRETT MICHAELS!
July 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
YALL ALL JUST HATING ON MY GURL ~*~ NEW YORK~*~………WE DONT SEE YALL TIRED $_!_*_&*~@@^`%! ES ON TV NOW DO WE LOL ANY WAY GET REAL MY GURL ALREADY FAMOUS SHE JUST DOING THIS 2 KEEP US HER FANZ ENTERTAINED SO STOP HATING WE LOVE NEW YORK !!!!!!!!!!! TO TELL U THE TRUTH THEY SHOULD MAKE HER REALITY SHOW I LOVE NEW YORK INTO A MOVIE NOW THATS SUMTHING WORTH WATCHIN AND OF COURSE MY GURL TIFFANY GOTTA BE THE STAR OF THE FLICK!!!!!!! SOP PUTTING MY GURL ON THESE LAME CAMIOS LET MY GGURL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION FIRST SUNDAY WAS ALRIGHT BUT DAMN YALL COULD OF GAVE MY GUR THE H.B.I.C A BIGGER ROLE HOLLA @ ME YO I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****
July 14th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Krystal is a jealous hating *#$#~!@@“*^~~+ %()`_`#~^!&#~~$)* She probably wanna be an actress but didn’t get discovered yet. New York is dramatical but, she is making her money and doing her thang. Also, Rock of Love sucks!!! Flavor of Love & I Love New York is better.
Who agrees?
July 15th, 2008 at 11:17 am
i live in Russia i can’t see this video(((((
Help me!!! I’ll want watch it)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
August 9th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
I LoVE NEW YORk! I hope NEw YORK continue doing herself. Newyork dont need to change herself to much just to make the public eye happy because soon of a later her true fANS MIGHT NOT NOTICE HER.
JUst dO YOU. THAT WHAT WE lOVE ABOUT NEWYORK
August 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I have watched all the shows with Miss New York and now I am excited she has one of her own. I really enjoy watching her take on the world. She reminds me of my own independence. She represents me. ( A beautiful Black woman). I’m glad someone like New York is in the limelight to show the world, (Tiffany) good or bad, rough or smooth, fearful and brave yet beloved by people that count. The rest are haters. Forget Diddy, I’d rather work for Tiffany.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
ok first of all the hair please do something about it the curly one looks like a poodle but i like NY she can be funny but i saw some promos with her mom and if her annoying !(&+#^_&$!!!$@! gonna be on da show i won’t watch she is just a `(^!_&“+#&~^&~*^ on wheels lol ugly is not a good combination
August 21st, 2008 at 2:56 am
Ms. New York (Tiffany):
When one has a chance to effect change then one should do so with class and dignity! You have the potential to eradicate the typical-sterotypical Sassy Black Girl image and show the true inner beauty that GOD created women, particulary those of color, to be.
My charge to you is this:
CONFRONT who you really are in between the “weft” touch ups, lash extentions and war paint that can sometimes prohibit the natural beauty we all possess…
CHALLENGE yourself to trust who you really are when “lights , camera and action” are on hiatus… and strive to improve without a false expected over-enahncement of personality….
Lastly,
CHANGE the way the industry tries to capsulize women of color…yes you can do all that and more to uplift the race by starting with a transparent “REALITY” of yourself!
Read: “Mammy’s ,Bucks, Coons and Mulattos”, google it…..Studying the past can define and devine your future…. know thyself
http://www.myspace.com/charmainecharles 08-21-08
September 8th, 2008 at 1:28 am
New york is a retrad,her n her mother. Talyor made need a real woman , new york put ur self outsde on the sdewlk 4 the trash men to pick u up n tke u to the city dump!
September 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Does anybody know the name of singer who performed on SOULTRAIN back in the early 70’s, singing the song: “LIGHTS, CAMERA AND ACTION”? At least I think that’s the name of the song.