Lights, Camera, New York!

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If you haven’t caught the on-iar promos for New York Goes to Hollywood (premiering August 4 on VH1), you’re in luck: you can watch them above. As in the promo shots for the series, these brief spots find New York hamming it up as classic Hollywood personalities. She’s Dorothy, she’s Marilyn and in a spot that wasn’t used for the still shots, she’s Forrest Gump. That commercial’s actually the best, as New York proclaims, “My mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates…come to find out, that’s the stupidest s*** I ever heard in my life.” Anyone who can find a way to dis Forrest Gump and Sister Patterson in the same sentence clearly has a gift for language. New York, we’re ready to fall in love with you all over again.

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  1. antonio mcclelland says:

    i love my newyork i knew she would come back for me!!!!!!!!

  2. mark says:

    She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!***http://www.sugardaddyconnect.com/, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!

  3. Devans00 says:

    Awwww, quit whopping that dog and leave that poor dog alone. Where’s Princess anyway?

  4. LizClara says:

    So is it true that Chance is getting his own dating show? I saw Buddha’s recent blog post about how the casting directors are trying to say its going to be Buddha’s show but its really Chance aka “Captain Smack a Hoe” or some such. I am wondering if that means that Chance wins I Love Money…I can easily see that being the hook “he has fame, and lots of money now…but no love.” Either way, I’ll still watch!

  5. sally says:

    I just checked the video at a interracial club called (((((( UKinterracialmatch. c o m )))))) where many black & white singles seek serious love. There are so many interesting videos there.

  6. Joe w says:

    New york you are my hero im so happy your getting a new show i hope this isn’t the last we see of you though. You add so much to tv i thank you should have your own network. Any way good luck in Hollywood hope you make it big!!!

  7. Nicole says:

    WOOOOOH!

  8. RamBro says:

    The Marilyn Monroe spoof is hot.. NY is a thick girl.. gave me a HUGE hard on…

  9. Tammia says:

    PLEASE DO NOT put that ugly B**** New York (Tiffani) on tv again she is a waste of good air time. I would rather watch Golf or something just as boring than see her on TV again!!!

  10. MissPisces says:

    Whooo… that is some funny stuff… I love New York she is hilarious! Im from Kansas and i loved it!

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  12. Joann says:

    I saw the Forrest Gump promo and I didn’t find it funny at all.

    Oh, well I’ll wait until the show comes on and if all the characters she portrays are as unfunny as the Forrest Gump promo, then I will have one less show to watch this summer.

  13. Jamd says:

    NEW YORK I LOVE YOU! THOSE COMMERCIALS ARE HOT! you crack me up and keep doin what you doin homegirl. and love the new weave by the way…ya look hot.

  14. CadZi says:

    wow. i wish you luck on your new show. i really hope it goes good for you so after your done with your shows i can see you in your movies. good luck new york i love you!

  15. ANGELA says:

    MY GOD WILL SHE EVER GO AWAY ?????????????

  16. rockon says:

    these commercials are hilarious LMAO

  17. pauline says:

    wow wiill her 15 minutes PUH-LEESE be up??

  18. d says:

    I Don’t Understand Why Everyone Hates New York She CAN Be A `~))*!+_@%))$)`)# But Hell She’s Hott

  19. Selena says:

    OMG! New York is the best as always! I will watch that, I will New York!!!

  20. Babygirl says:

    Ok the commercials are funny, but Your weave New York call your stylist and have them redo it againe.

  21. Ann says:

    New York just wants a man to treat her bad, and as long as she makes bad decisions she’s going to end up with someone treating her bad…and that’s just what she deserves and gets…

  22. blak ice says:

    new york is in the house! to all u hatas!

  23. vanessa baby says:

    ^$!^!+(~!+_*^%+) ALL YALL HATERS!! new york is back and too those )#~!!@_+!^^*@@`+& s tammia angela NEW YORK IS HERE TOO STAY HOES! she aint goin nowhere and new york is hella funny I agree with misspices and selena and too devan00 LMDAO!!

  24. Lindsay Lue says:

    i’m so excited for new york goes hollywood.
    it’s about time that she comes back!!

  25. sunlion55 says:

    NEW YORK SOULD HAVE SHOW HER RENAME I’M A HOTMESS. AND LET HER DO HER THING SHE IS BA& A$$ FO SHO

  26. AA says:

    New York promotes animal abuse in the promo for her new show. Yeah that will change our opinions of you. Dumb, dumb tranny.

  27. KAREN says:

    Hello sun is to say that I love this programme by the way it is EXRESA TIFFANY AND THAT in a nutshell cares find LOVE THAT IS GOOD AND WELL AND HER Do not get from anyone I AM YOUR FAN worship.

  28. me says:

    cant wait to see this. I LOVE NEW YORK

  29. joanna says:

    I hate you punk and im only 9 years old email on my gmail punk at joannaspruell@gmail.com if you wnt to say something about me haha.

  30. Bry says:

    “new york” aka,
    miss tiffany pollard is one of the most disgusting and outrageously horrid looking inside and out, creatures i’ve ever layed eyes upon.
    how could someone so unbearably pathetic get her own show?
    hm?

    i’m going to go douse my eyes in comet from watching her overweight ghetto *+_!!`((_`)^$#~ and slit my writs with a plastic spoon.

    thanks for providing such depthy entertainment vh1!

    :D

  31. Chad says:

    I love NY can’t wait to see this #_+)$$&&(#*%!@&+

  32. keema says:

    new york at like a hoe and i dont think that she derves anyone like tailor made cuz he would do anything for her and she is just playing him and she is a `##+)^!_@%(!+@((^

  33. lil sexy says:

    new york is a ~+)#^%)!^+&@`^%^ ing hoe .

  34. nancy says:

    ALRIGHT NEW YORK IS BACK!! I LOVE HER!

  35. sandra says:

    i love new york!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. sandra says:

    new york is back cant wait till see the show i love her!

  37. elaine says:

    It’s about time!

  38. Tela says:

    i think newyork looks like a man for real

  39. KIDGATSON84 says:

    IF U LOOKING 4 A REAL M3N LOOK NO MO CUZ IM THAT NIGGA U LOOKING 4

  40. bebemoca22 says:

    NEW YORK IS IN THE MOTHER (!*(+#$!)*~~`$%! ING HOUSE!

  41. fanforfun says:

    Hey BRY!! Why would you take the time to type the longest post on here just to say something negative? You just wish it was you instead. I hate when people diss someone for reaching a level of success for the simple fact that they themselves are never going to have any. Dont be hatin’ BRY. GET A LIFE

  42. Vanitysixnine says:

    Tiffany- you do your damn thing. I feel sorry for the people that say such negative things about
    you and yet they watch your show every week to see what you are going to do… These morons have nothing positive to say other than New York looks like a man. If this is what they think, clearly these losers are blind as hell and have no taste for fashion and do not recognize a Diva in the making. Much sucess and love to you Tiffany New York Pollard…. You are the Head Mother %!(_))!+!%`+$&~# in *!_^@@)!#_@&_^!%* Rock Hollywood baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    Houston Texas

  43. Vanitysixnine says:

    Tiffany- you do your damn thing. I feel sorry for the people that say such negative things about
    you and yet they watch your show every week to see what you are going to do… These morons have nothing positive to say other than New York looks like a man. If this is what they think, clearly these losers are blind as hell and have no taste for fashion and do not recognize a Diva in the making. Much sucess and love to you Tiffany New York Pollard…. You are the Head Mother )^^#&$`^`)@~)&+~ in (`~_@!(*()@`@)()) Rock Hollywood baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    Houston Texas

  44. Toya says:

    Miss New Uork its your girl toya aka #1 fan. Im so happy your back. Cant wait to see the show and I hope we can see your brother. Hope he fine. You rock. F all the hater!!!!!!! 4 real.

  45. TH3 1 N ONLY says:

    man she is doing her thang dough i cant be mad at her she funny as ever and that is going to be a good show. Yall need to stop hatin on NEW YORK because she is makin it big and what are yall doing nothing but writing bad things about her on this page so i think yall should STOP. Im trying to do the same thing as her and get that money she aint lettin it make her she is makin it so yall should KEEP IT MOVIN SHAWTY CUZ SHE AINT EVEN MAD AT YA.

  46. G says:

    New York is funny as hell and obviously she has something special for Vh1 to keep giving her shows and %$@*__$*_^`*^$`* I loved New York since flavor of love.

  47. m.J says:

    I wonder what exactly the show is going to be about. Im going to watch it anyway. I loved her in ‘I love New York’!

  48. miss roll says:

    So, is New York still with George(Tailor Made)? Just wondering, the last we heard she was engaged, and we aint really heard nothing since.

  49. Loving says:

    I LOVE NEW YORK
    BOYS:
    CHARM
    SCHOOL
    Mrs. Mo’Nique

  50. VONVON says:

    I think that u r cool and had alot of poeple who didnt like u but thaTS LIFE U COOL TO ME

  51. Tiffany M says:

    I think New York should go to Hollywood because that is where all the stars rise from and I think this would be a great deal for her to be on her own and she wonts to see what is out there for her and I hope she finds someone she really likes.

  52. Jasmine says:

    Hey New York, my friends often compare my personality to yours. But i tend to think i am a boos `*^@)()`&@(`$^(&! and likes to speak my mind too. But im so ready to see you go to holllywood.

  53. maggie says:

    New york girl you are going to do well please take good care of taylor made we are praying for you yes girl the Bahamas is here for you. Please do not worry about people let them talk all you must do is wake up dress up and show up for whatever task you have to perform. we love you

  54. Nisha says:

    One thing to say…I Love New York!

  55. jb says:

    I am was no fan of New York/Tiffany Pollard…but guess what–She IS doin the Damn thang on VH1 and in Hollywood (she had a cameo in Ice Cube’s First Sunday)…so it matters not what one’s personal opinions of her are, and how we first became acquainted with her. I gotta respect the Playa in the game. She is doin her thang and I am sure she having a blast doin it! Still not a fan, but I Congratulate, participate, but I DO NOT HATE!

  56. Mrz. Walker says:

    WHAT THE HELL IS THE SHOW ABOUT U DRESSIN UP AS WHITE WOMAN I DON’T GET IT

  57. Toya says:

    NEW YORK ROCKS. F all the hater. she is the queen of reality tv. I love her, she is so beautiful. New York you my girl keep up all the hard work.

    I hate them haters. Im ready to knock people out for hating on you lol. I just got into an huge arguement with my boyfriend becuase he is hating. Im like if you dont like NY you dont like black women which mean you dont like me cause we just alike.

    NEW YORK has perfect teeth, lips, skin, no corns on her feet, perfect body, dresses her ^$^$&^&~*^&(~$$ off, loves vodka lol, has a great personality, educated, speaks veay clear, funny as hell, I could go on and on but then people might think Im gay. But honestly if I ever meant NY I would most likely start crying and want to give her a big hug and kiss cause she change the game for dark skin women everywhere. NEW YORK YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!! YOUR #1 FAN toya

  58. natasha says:

    new york, u are so pretty, u r someone i look to for fashion, and i like looking at you. i dont kno if u did your show yet, but i hope to see u happy most of the time. thanks for being bossy :D.

  59. natasha says:

    new york, your a great person. you try hard and i really apprechiate that. your are a good role model. your very honest. u kno all these things, im just showin some love, thanks so much for being real and showin everyone who u r and how confident, im so glad u make shows to watch. i love u (as a friend) u should dance more, cuz thats really sexy to dance. dance and work on your lisp. i love your fashion sence.

  60. Google .....The word Snarky! says:

    Goggle the word snarky i’m serious.

    Now to the stuff about new york its so funny i don’t really understand the show like what she’s doing.
    But i think it is going to be the aweosmemess show.

    To NY(Tiffany)
    U rock ur so pretty and i really look up to you becuz like cuzzzz… cuzz (kidding) i look up to you becuz ur real and stuff hope u and Tailor man wokr out.

    I really hope yall work out … and i hope ur show rocks…!!!!!

    Peace JADE

  61. togood123 says:

    newyork is ugly as hell with then big azz lips and fake azz `(_^^*!+^#^))_+ s *@+!!~@%&~`_~+&@+ get a real job who and stop
    doing this fake +#*@+~%#+_*+@*#) like for real ~#++)_^~*+$)~)&( u new york

  62. L.S. says:

    Don’t we have enough neglect of animals rampant in our society? I love an off-color joke as much as the next person, but abuse of animals is really an epidemic in this country. Please, please, yank this awful promo you have with New York beating up a stuffed animal dog. I remember kids growing up imitating skits and hurting animals and it has NEVER been funny. Adults won’t replicate this sort of behavior, but kids and teens sure may, and it is so awful. Just imagine yourself 1 kid copying the promo and thinking they’re being funny. Makes me want to cry. Be funny, but please be responsible.

    Signed,
    A comedy, but animal lover more

  63. Mariely says:

    THAT WAS HILARIUS I MEAN FUNNYI LUV THAT ~*)(&^#&!#!^^^%!~

  64. missVStarr! says:

    I L0V3 HERR!! Cant wait 4 the show

  65. Kristina says:

    aint no one hating on here. we are just telling it like it is. she DOES look like a tranny, she IS ignorant, and she IS a hoe. for all you who love newyork you must be as ugly and ignorant as her. she and her mother deserve to be locked up in a closet and die. cant stand ignorant hipocrites like them. and if shes gonna be fake about it (i.e. her boobs) then get a frickin a$$. at least balance urself out idiot. she aint $hit!

  66. NiTsUjDiVaD says:

    I will have to say, New York is a &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in fake `*(!~`!$#!@*_$_)$ with a &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in $@*`+!&+^+(%)!@ ty job cuz she didn’t &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in get ^&$&)!&)$&~`*+_+ at birth. However I’m sure this show will be funny as &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* so all you &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in hatin on that &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in `*(!~`!$#!@*_$_)$ that we &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in call &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* in New York bow to &$+$(_%&(^%_%`!* down `*(!~`!$#!@*_$_)$ es.

  67. goldy says:

    i think new york is such a character in a good way she sis super cool n she will make it big in hollywood shes cool

  68. REGINA says:

    I LOVE NEW YORK. SHE IS 2 DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!! GO AHEAD GIRL MAKE YA MONEY !&)~&))`)@@@)#*% DEM HATERS I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE SHOW

  69. keke says:

    THATS MY GIRL

  70. Me, Myself & I says:

    New York gives New York a BAD name!
    Why the heck is this ulgy, nasty, FOUL “women” on so many TV shows? She needs to take the money she’s been “given” and go to school and educate herself. She has no talent, she has no class, she can’t act, she can’t even speak properly.
    I wish she’d go away! I can’t stand watching her!

  71. Amanda says:

    New York I am so happy that you picked Tailor Made . I realy hope that things are working out for the both of ya all in the relationship . I think you are a realy nice person with a beutiful heart and soul . I want to meet you someday just friends nuthing more so I could get to know you as a person not just a celebrity . I wish the best . Do not listen to all the haters and keep doing ya thing .

  72. Fuzzylumpkins says:

    New York, I cannot explain how much I love you! The first day I saw you on tv, I knew that I must get to know you better. Please e-mail me back so that I may get to know you. You are an amazing woman and I just know that you WILL make it on the Hollywood A-list. Keep being yourself and don’t listen to people who are just jelious. I promise that I will not miss one episode. haha I was way glad that you picked Tailor Made over the other. Even if things don’t work out, you know what your doing cause your strong, dedicated, and in charge. I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!!!

  73. Kyrstal says:

    Dear New York,

    You are a JOKE! America is laughing at you, not with you!

    Let me break it down for you girl.

    You are a stereotypical black girl with a bad weave and bad attitude to match. You are an UGLY, TALENTLESS, biaaaaaaatch! CLUELESS and DELUSIONAL! Go back and watch your show! You will see what I mean!

    At first it was funny, now it’s BORING ! The JOKE is getting OLD.

    So, get your TIRED ~#~$@)“+(^(_#& off my T.V. and let me see some more of BRETT MICHAELS!

  74. *DJ* says:

    YALL ALL JUST HATING ON MY GURL ~*~ NEW YORK~*~………WE DONT SEE YALL TIRED $_!_*_&*~@@^`%! ES ON TV NOW DO WE LOL ANY WAY GET REAL MY GURL ALREADY FAMOUS SHE JUST DOING THIS 2 KEEP US HER FANZ ENTERTAINED SO STOP HATING WE LOVE NEW YORK !!!!!!!!!!! TO TELL U THE TRUTH THEY SHOULD MAKE HER REALITY SHOW I LOVE NEW YORK INTO A MOVIE NOW THATS SUMTHING WORTH WATCHIN AND OF COURSE MY GURL TIFFANY GOTTA BE THE STAR OF THE FLICK!!!!!!! SOP PUTTING MY GURL ON THESE LAME CAMIOS LET MY GGURL BE THE MAIN ATTRACTION FIRST SUNDAY WAS ALRIGHT BUT DAMN YALL COULD OF GAVE MY GUR THE H.B.I.C A BIGGER ROLE HOLLA @ ME YO I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****

  75. Jarod says:

    Krystal is a jealous hating *#$#~!@@“*^~~+ %()`_`#~^!&#~~$)* She probably wanna be an actress but didn’t get discovered yet. New York is dramatical but, she is making her money and doing her thang. Also, Rock of Love sucks!!! Flavor of Love & I Love New York is better.

    Who agrees?

  76. Vanya says:

    i live in Russia i can’t see this video(((((

    Help me!!! I’ll want watch it)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  77. slimfatty says:

    I LoVE NEW YORk! I hope NEw YORK continue doing herself. Newyork dont need to change herself to much just to make the public eye happy because soon of a later her true fANS MIGHT NOT NOTICE HER.

    JUst dO YOU. THAT WHAT WE lOVE ABOUT NEWYORK

  78. Carly K. says:

    I have watched all the shows with Miss New York and now I am excited she has one of her own. I really enjoy watching her take on the world. She reminds me of my own independence. She represents me. ( A beautiful Black woman). I’m glad someone like New York is in the limelight to show the world, (Tiffany) good or bad, rough or smooth, fearful and brave yet beloved by people that count. The rest are haters. Forget Diddy, I’d rather work for Tiffany.

  79. sher85love says:

    ok first of all the hair please do something about it the curly one looks like a poodle but i like NY she can be funny but i saw some promos with her mom and if her annoying !(&+#^_&$!!!$@! gonna be on da show i won’t watch she is just a `(^!_&“+#&~^&~*^ on wheels lol ugly is not a good combination

  80. Maine, a concerned BLACK WOMAN says:

    Ms. New York (Tiffany):

    When one has a chance to effect change then one should do so with class and dignity! You have the potential to eradicate the typical-sterotypical Sassy Black Girl image and show the true inner beauty that GOD created women, particulary those of color, to be.

    My charge to you is this:
    CONFRONT who you really are in between the “weft” touch ups, lash extentions and war paint that can sometimes prohibit the natural beauty we all possess…
    CHALLENGE yourself to trust who you really are when “lights , camera and action” are on hiatus… and strive to improve without a false expected over-enahncement of personality….
    Lastly,
    CHANGE the way the industry tries to capsulize women of color…yes you can do all that and more to uplift the race by starting with a transparent “REALITY” of yourself!

    Read: “Mammy’s ,Bucks, Coons and Mulattos”, google it…..Studying the past can define and devine your future…. know thyself
    http://www.myspace.com/charmainecharles 08-21-08

  81. Brown China Doll says:

    New york is a retrad,her n her mother. Talyor made need a real woman , new york put ur self outsde on the sdewlk 4 the trash men to pick u up n tke u to the city dump!

  82. ROBERT BURNS says:

    Does anybody know the name of singer who performed on SOULTRAIN back in the early 70′s, singing the song: “LIGHTS, CAMERA AND ACTION”? At least I think that’s the name of the song.

  83. Mikey says:

    very one of these worthless loser crybaby pice of fecal matters has ONE problem only…the DOPE isn’t killing them fast enough to fill Drew’s parasite pockets. If I ran this world IO swear ALL of them would be +~@&~)*(*&(+%~%` IN’ fertilizer along with their so called caretakers