Lights, Camera, New York!

If you haven’t caught the on-iar promos for New York Goes to Hollywood (premiering August 4 on VH1), you’re in luck: you can watch them above. As in the promo shots for the series, these brief spots find New York hamming it up as classic Hollywood personalities. She’s Dorothy, she’s Marilyn and in a spot that wasn’t used for the still shots, she’s Forrest Gump. That commercial’s actually the best, as New York proclaims, “My mama always said that life is like a box of chocolates…come to find out, that’s the stupidest s*** I ever heard in my life.” Anyone who can find a way to dis Forrest Gump and Sister Patterson in the same sentence clearly has a gift for language. New York, we’re ready to fall in love with you all over again.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

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87 responses to to Lights, Camera, New York!

antonio mcclelland July 3, 2008 at 12:35 am

i love my newyork i knew she would come back for me!!!!!!!!

mark July 3, 2008 at 2:20 am

She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!***http://www.sugardaddyconnect.com/, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!

Devans00 July 3, 2008 at 4:01 am

Awwww, quit whopping that dog and leave that poor dog alone. Where’s Princess anyway?

LizClara July 3, 2008 at 10:47 am

So is it true that Chance is getting his own dating show? I saw Buddha’s recent blog post about how the casting directors are trying to say its going to be Buddha’s show but its really Chance aka “Captain Smack a Hoe” or some such. I am wondering if that means that Chance wins I Love Money…I can easily see that being the hook “he has fame, and lots of money now…but no love.” Either way, I’ll still watch!

sally July 3, 2008 at 11:01 am

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Joe w July 3, 2008 at 3:16 pm

New york you are my hero im so happy your getting a new show i hope this isn’t the last we see of you though. You add so much to tv i thank you should have your own network. Any way good luck in Hollywood hope you make it big!!!

Nicole July 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm

WOOOOOH!

RamBro July 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm

The Marilyn Monroe spoof is hot.. NY is a thick girl.. gave me a HUGE hard on…

Tammia July 3, 2008 at 5:04 pm

PLEASE DO NOT put that ugly B**** New York (Tiffani) on tv again she is a waste of good air time. I would rather watch Golf or something just as boring than see her on TV again!!!

MissPisces July 3, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Whooo… that is some funny stuff… I love New York she is hilarious! Im from Kansas and i loved it!

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Joann July 3, 2008 at 11:36 pm

I saw the Forrest Gump promo and I didn’t find it funny at all.

Oh, well I’ll wait until the show comes on and if all the characters she portrays are as unfunny as the Forrest Gump promo, then I will have one less show to watch this summer.

Jamd July 4, 2008 at 12:00 am

NEW YORK I LOVE YOU! THOSE COMMERCIALS ARE HOT! you crack me up and keep doin what you doin homegirl. and love the new weave by the way…ya look hot.

CadZi July 4, 2008 at 12:04 am

wow. i wish you luck on your new show. i really hope it goes good for you so after your done with your shows i can see you in your movies. good luck new york i love you!

ANGELA July 4, 2008 at 1:22 am

MY GOD WILL SHE EVER GO AWAY ?????????????

rockon July 4, 2008 at 1:42 am

these commercials are hilarious LMAO

pauline July 4, 2008 at 8:01 am

wow wiill her 15 minutes PUH-LEESE be up??

d July 4, 2008 at 11:58 am

I Don’t Understand Why Everyone Hates New York She CAN Be A `~))*!+_@%))$)`)# But Hell She’s Hott

Selena July 4, 2008 at 3:05 pm

OMG! New York is the best as always! I will watch that, I will New York!!!

Babygirl July 4, 2008 at 7:08 pm

Ok the commercials are funny, but Your weave New York call your stylist and have them redo it againe.

Ann July 4, 2008 at 7:58 pm

New York just wants a man to treat her bad, and as long as she makes bad decisions she’s going to end up with someone treating her bad…and that’s just what she deserves and gets…

blak ice July 5, 2008 at 11:25 am

new york is in the house! to all u hatas!

vanessa baby July 5, 2008 at 1:01 pm

^$!^!+(~!+_*^%+) ALL YALL HATERS!! new york is back and too those )#~!!@_+!^^*@@`+& s tammia angela NEW YORK IS HERE TOO STAY HOES! she aint goin nowhere and new york is hella funny I agree with misspices and selena and too devan00 LMDAO!!

Lindsay Lue July 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm

i’m so excited for new york goes hollywood.
it’s about time that she comes back!!

sunlion55 July 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm

NEW YORK SOULD HAVE SHOW HER RENAME I’M A HOTMESS. AND LET HER DO HER THING SHE IS BA& A$$ FO SHO

AA July 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm

New York promotes animal abuse in the promo for her new show. Yeah that will change our opinions of you. Dumb, dumb tranny.

KAREN July 5, 2008 at 9:11 pm

Hello sun is to say that I love this programme by the way it is EXRESA TIFFANY AND THAT in a nutshell cares find LOVE THAT IS GOOD AND WELL AND HER Do not get from anyone I AM YOUR FAN worship.

me July 5, 2008 at 11:26 pm

cant wait to see this. I LOVE NEW YORK

joanna July 6, 2008 at 1:43 am

I hate you punk and im only 9 years old email on my gmail punk at joannaspruell@gmail.com if you wnt to say something about me haha.

Bry July 6, 2008 at 1:21 pm

“new york” aka,
miss tiffany pollard is one of the most disgusting and outrageously horrid looking inside and out, creatures i’ve ever layed eyes upon.
how could someone so unbearably pathetic get her own show?
hm?

i’m going to go douse my eyes in comet from watching her overweight ghetto *+_!!`((_`)^$#~ and slit my writs with a plastic spoon.

thanks for providing such depthy entertainment vh1!

:D

Chad July 6, 2008 at 3:04 pm

I love NY can’t wait to see this #_+)$$&&(#*%!@&+

keema July 6, 2008 at 3:30 pm

new york at like a hoe and i dont think that she derves anyone like tailor made cuz he would do anything for her and she is just playing him and she is a `##+)^!_@%(!+@((^

lil sexy July 6, 2008 at 3:41 pm

new york is a ~+)#^%)!^+&@`^%^ ing hoe .

nancy July 6, 2008 at 3:49 pm

ALRIGHT NEW YORK IS BACK!! I LOVE HER!

sandra July 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm

i love new york!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sandra July 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm

new york is back cant wait till see the show i love her!

elaine July 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm

It’s about time!

Tela July 6, 2008 at 6:22 pm

i think newyork looks like a man for real

KIDGATSON84 July 6, 2008 at 6:41 pm

IF U LOOKING 4 A REAL M3N LOOK NO MO CUZ IM THAT NIGGA U LOOKING 4

bebemoca22 July 6, 2008 at 10:20 pm

NEW YORK IS IN THE MOTHER (!*(+#$!)*~~`$%! ING HOUSE!

fanforfun July 6, 2008 at 10:36 pm

Hey BRY!! Why would you take the time to type the longest post on here just to say something negative? You just wish it was you instead. I hate when people diss someone for reaching a level of success for the simple fact that they themselves are never going to have any. Dont be hatin’ BRY. GET A LIFE

Vanitysixnine July 6, 2008 at 11:24 pm

Tiffany- you do your damn thing. I feel sorry for the people that say such negative things about
you and yet they watch your show every week to see what you are going to do… These morons have nothing positive to say other than New York looks like a man. If this is what they think, clearly these losers are blind as hell and have no taste for fashion and do not recognize a Diva in the making. Much sucess and love to you Tiffany New York Pollard…. You are the Head Mother %!(_))!+!%`+$&~# in *!_^@@)!#_@&_^!%* Rock Hollywood baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Houston Texas

Vanitysixnine July 6, 2008 at 11:24 pm

Tiffany- you do your damn thing. I feel sorry for the people that say such negative things about
you and yet they watch your show every week to see what you are going to do… These morons have nothing positive to say other than New York looks like a man. If this is what they think, clearly these losers are blind as hell and have no taste for fashion and do not recognize a Diva in the making. Much sucess and love to you Tiffany New York Pollard…. You are the Head Mother )^^#&$`^`)@~)&+~ in (`~_@!(*()@`@)()) Rock Hollywood baby !!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Houston Texas

Toya July 6, 2008 at 11:33 pm

Miss New Uork its your girl toya aka #1 fan. Im so happy your back. Cant wait to see the show and I hope we can see your brother. Hope he fine. You rock. F all the hater!!!!!!! 4 real.

TH3 1 N ONLY July 6, 2008 at 11:57 pm

man she is doing her thang dough i cant be mad at her she funny as ever and that is going to be a good show. Yall need to stop hatin on NEW YORK because she is makin it big and what are yall doing nothing but writing bad things about her on this page so i think yall should STOP. Im trying to do the same thing as her and get that money she aint lettin it make her she is makin it so yall should KEEP IT MOVIN SHAWTY CUZ SHE AINT EVEN MAD AT YA.

G July 7, 2008 at 1:22 am

New York is funny as hell and obviously she has something special for Vh1 to keep giving her shows and %$@*__$*_^`*^$`* I loved New York since flavor of love.

m.J July 7, 2008 at 3:18 am

I wonder what exactly the show is going to be about. Im going to watch it anyway. I loved her in ‘I love New York’!

miss roll July 7, 2008 at 10:05 am

So, is New York still with George(Tailor Made)? Just wondering, the last we heard she was engaged, and we aint really heard nothing since.

Loving July 7, 2008 at 11:23 am

I LOVE NEW YORK
BOYS:
CHARM
SCHOOL
Mrs. Mo’Nique

VONVON July 7, 2008 at 12:21 pm

I think that u r cool and had alot of poeple who didnt like u but thaTS LIFE U COOL TO ME

87 responses to to Lights, Camera, New York!