HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This kid isn’t even definitely Lindsay Lohan‘s biological sister yet, but the girl already supposedly wants to record an album. HA! Sounds like Michael Lohan‘s been whispering sweet nothings of nonsense in this poor tween’s ear. Ashley Kaufman, who Lohan may have fathered 13 years ago (we’re anxiously awaiting the paternity test results), is possibly ripe with talent, as an anonymous “record-industry insider” asserts that, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
Wow! We’d love to meet this insider – is his name Michael Lohan perhaps? A different family insider also jumps on the Ashley train, snapping, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”
Um – who ever said anything about Lohan “family talent?” Poor Ashley shouldn’t get her hopes up – the only thing Lohans are good at is being crazy. Let’s hope the talent gene skipped her! [MSNBC]
13 responses to to Lindsay’s Maybe-Sister Wants a Record Deal
they look just alike but dat dont mean their sister b’cuz my maybe sister looked like my real sister but she was not my maybe sister after the results came back lmao no but maybe she is Lin. sister
Definetely Maybe?
I believe so. hopefull she can add a little sunshine to the family name.
But heads up baby dont follow in yous sisters wobbly foot steps.
She has great talent and everyone messes up sometimes but i think teen idols should be held to some standard, its good that people know stars are human and have ” issues” but “come on LiLo”
Ashley, start your own footprints and leave them everywhere
have you not seen her face she is your sister you are blind b/c you look just alike look a litle closer lindsay
ok rewind lindsay lohan has bunches of talent im her #1 fan i mean she inspires me and i know 4 a fact that she is not gay because i know that shes not like that and lindsay if your reading this e mail me at heavenangl823@aol.com lvoe yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
admire them. I just opened my private video to my online friends at +++++ UKINTERRACIALMATCH. COM +++++ It s a dating site for black and white singles. All of them are interested in this.
If I was this girl? I’d sue Michael for using me to get more publicity. What a loser he is! I wouldn’t want to be a part of this family and would beg my mother to bribe anybody to alter those paternity tests if he did father me!
MUST BE NICE TO HAVE YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR CAUSE YOUR RELATED TO SOMEONE ALREADY FAMOUS! NOT JUST LIL LO HAN BUT MANY OTHER YOUNG STARS ARE GETTING THIS CHANCE BECAUSE THEIR FAMILY MEMEBER IS ALREADY IN THE GAME ! WHAT A SHAME WHEN THERE IS REAL AND TRUE TALENT OUT THERE ALREADY BUT ALOT OF THEM DONT GET DISCOVERED BECAUSE OF THIS SH!IT!
Ashley better not be like lindsay lohan. she always get in some-sort of trouble. i know that ashley want to start a new record deal, but do it with a other person. that doesn’t get in trouble, who has a role in or something like that. DON’T do it with lindsay ok. right back. thanx
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13 responses to to Lindsay’s Maybe-Sister Wants a Record Deal