Lindsay’s Dad: Voicemail Insanity
Lindsay Lohan gets a bad rap for being a bit, er, troubled, but we really can’t blame her. The starlet has a notoriously screwed up family, and her dad epitomizes the drama - he’s a recovering addict, has spent time in jail, and loves loves LOVES the press. He also claims to love his daughter, but we don’t buy it. Apparently neither does Lindsay, who has been ignoring her dad’s phone calls. How do we know? A voicemail Michael apparently left for Lindsay has leaked, and let’s just say it sounds a little desperate. He begs her to call him back, and promises never to mention her to the press again. Rightttt. We’re sure daddy’s little LiLo, who turned 22 yesterday, is just loving the latest birthday gift from her old man - a secret sister.
Our fave part of Michael’s rambling message is below - listen to the whole thing here.
Look, I love you honey. Please, please don’t do this anymore. Pick up the phone and talk to me. Everything from now on is between you and me. And I promise you, I will not go back on it, I will not break my word…I promise you, I’ll keep questions out of the press, when it comes to you I promise. Just please, please, honey, call me or pick up the phone. You need to promise me.
Gag.
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am
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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
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July 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
No wonder this girl is such a mess all the time.
A mother (manager) that is in it to win it and a father like that.
Good grief!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Hey `^&%#$(&)(_*!@+`)& s.
This isn`t music.
GTFO.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:20 am
No offense, but is it your M.O. to post about things that other blogs covered three days ago?
July 5th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I don’t care for any of the Lohans, but I do feel sorry for the children. Their parents are messed up in the head, living off of their children the way they do. Frggn publicity &$%^)_&(%^+*_($^+ s they are.
July 6th, 2008 at 2:35 am
man serously ………
dis girl is soooooooo beautiful n her life is sooooooooooo messy
whatever ……….i wish her best of luck n god bless her n she need dis