Take Celebreality staples from the past two-and-a-half years of VH1 programming, throw them all together in a remote, exotic location, make them compete for cold, hard cash and what do you think the result will be?
Our thoughts exactly.
Are ya interested?
The place is:
The amount of money is:
The point is, in Rodeo’s words: “The reason why I’m here on this show is to win money.”
Whoa, you don’t say!
The VH1 all-stars (please don’t hate me for using relative terminology?) are boated to their $19 million mansion where they’ll swap ideas, juices and dignity. In that order, most likely. We’re brought up to speed on their identities and whose heart they didn’t (or, in the case of Hoopz, did) win on their respective shows. The sense of anxiety is palpable via interviews. I Love New York‘s Chance jibber-jabbers that…
“I have certain stipulations I will go as far as win the money. I’m not gonna eat no cow things and no deer dingles and ding-dongs and…jing-jongs!” I doubt he even knows what a jing-jong tastes like. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
Pumkin says she is “100 percent sure” that she’ll be hooking up on this show. How slutacious of her. Clearly, she learned nothing from Mo’Nique’s condescension.
Also, we’re calling her Pumkin again? And we’re calling Toasteee Toasteee? I suppose all of us have learned nothing from Mo’Nique. Charm, we hardly knew ye.
Midget Mac mumbles something about partying like a rock star. Midget Mac, I fear, is condemned to live in the mid-’00s for the rest of his life, what with all the already-over “-izzle”s and pop-culture references of yesteryear. This show was not filmed that long ago!
Worlds collide as VH1 personalities meet for the first time.
Heat and Brandi C., do an exchange where they’re like, “I’ve seen you on TV before!” “I’ve seen you on TV!” It’s hard to tell if they’re being sincere over something so duh-worthy (’cause, look, they’re even on TV again!) or if they’re just being shticky and playing it up for the cameras. But then, isn’t it always that way?
Megan interviews that she’s “famous” for wearing her bikini all the time and looking hot.
Yeah. Right. That’s like saying napalm is famous for its smell. Crap, Megan. You’re famous for talking crap, speaking of smells. What’s next? Rodeo saying she’s famous for her barbeque sauce instead of her magical howl?
Megan also makes reference to the fact that she’s bringing her Chihuahua, Lilly Megan, with her. Since they’re in Mexico, it will be Lilly’s return to the homeland.
This dog is obviously bound to be the show’s most endearing character.
And then: a challenge! Well, one beyond staving off seasickness or trying not to pass out from fame hunger. The competitors must get off the boat! And there’s no dock! What to do?
Oh right. Jumping. I forgot all about that concept.
Midget Mac, apparently, cannot jump. Whether this has to do with the length of his legs, I cannot comment on. All I’m saying is it’s worth considering.
Let’s also not forget that he’s aquaphobic, which in Macspeak means:
Because, as noted on I Love New York 2, he watched his uncle drown at a barbecue and no one helped him and then he ended up coming back and creatively offing members of Midget Mac’s families one-by-one except it wasn’t really him, but his mom. Wait. I think I got my pop culture streams crossed.
Regardless, the scene is dramatic enough to necessitate being broken up by a commercial break. When we return, 12 Pack picks Mac up and puts him on the shore in, like, three seconds.
All that for a little homoeroticism? Psssh. Been there…
The money-hungries scale some sort of rock formation to get to their mansion and…
…it’s awesome. On their new lawn, they meet their host, Craig Jackson who tells everyone that they can all him “C.J.” Thanks, C.J., my fingers appreciate it! He tells them about the prize money, that the challenges will be based on events of previous shows (a brilliant touch, I think), and things of that nature. The Entertainer wants the money so bad that he declares that if he has to, he’ll eat your heart to get it. What he doesn’t mention is that he’ll be getting at your heart via your toes. With the administrative stuff out of the way, C.J. tells everyone to go pick out their rooms. There’s a mad dash that involves Toasteee riding on Pumkin as though she’s one of those furry kangaroo-looking things in The Empire Strikes Back.
Should the temperature drop, Pumkin better watch her stomach.
In a blur of excitement, Heat finds a room that will allow him to bunk with 12 Pack.
Having never met a situation that she couldn’t agitate with alcohol, Heather comes bearing beer…
She’ll be staying in this room, too. She talks about her attraction to 12 Pack, reasoning that he’s a “male version of me.” Right down to the impressive tatters! Furthermore, there’s some flirting between Destiney and Heat, which leads him to dub this the “freakin’ hot, sexy orgy room.” It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none. No fun at all. Via circumstance and sexuality, an alliance has formed.
Yay! Reality friends! They came here for friendship! They didn’t come here to win. Wait. That can’t be right.
Oh, and all the while, the Entertainer is lurking, being pretty damn creepy about Destiney.
He’s seriously salivating.
To the surprise of no one, Chance, Real and Whiteboy form an immediate alliance. To the surprise of no one and their mother (who doesn’t even watch VH1), Boston can’t make a strong enough bond with anyone to even find a roommate. He asks Toasteee if he can sleep with her, promising that they won’t do anything unless she wants, but if she does, he can go all night. She is visibly uncomfortable.
Brandi C. and Megan have formed a bond, most likely over their hair color (that’s not even sarcasm: it’s just how Brandi does), and Boston tries to get in on that action. So, they hatch a plan to keep him out of “their” room, which actually does have an empty bed:
Brilliant! That bed is about as well-hidden as four-week old roots on a dye job. Saying.
C.J. gathers the all-stars to cut their checks that will follow them throughout the competition (and will be voided when they’re eliminated). He takes the time to ask what each one will do with the money. First up is Boston, who stutters something fierce when trying to tell Craig that he has women all over the country dying for him that his sexuality could be described as bi…costal.
Way to blow your cover, there, Cassa-nosepicker.
Toasteee says that she’ll use the $250,000 for medical school. She’s been talking about that since Flavor of Love 2. I’m surprised that she hasn’t yet earned a scholarship for all of her extracurricular activity. Pumkin says that she wants to spend the money on a boob job “to fit in.”
Megan calls from the crowd, “Saggy boobs suck!” Even if she’s being bitchy, Megan is totally showing solidarity and Pumkin is clearly just dying to be belligerent. “Say it to my face!” Pumkin shouts. Uh, she just did. “Saggy t**s? At least mine are real!” Pumkin continues, to which Megan retorts:
Uh, amen. Like someone who’s a bit nippy in a meat locker, Megan is full of good points. C.J. goes on to ask Pumkin about her “relationship” with Mr. Boston (remember that?) and Pumkin gets even more belligerent…
Their relationship lasted about as long as Boston did: “We didn’t get to the bedroom. He shot when I kissed him.” Cut to Boston twitching awkwardly.
I’m happy for the info and all, but the bitter taste of bile in my mouth suggests that I’ve reached my threshold of discourse on Mr. Boston’s sexual practices. And we haven’t even gotten to his jing-jong yet.
The rest of the crew goes over what they’ll do with the money should they win. The Entertainer will move out of his parents’ house. Heat will help his mom who’s recovering from a botched surgery. Rodeo will build better revenue for her products (which include the reassuringly named Rodeo’s Rise and Shine Oatmeal Pancakes, a part of your chemically imbalanced breakfast). Heather will be able to cover up her “Bret” tattoo, which: no fun. Hoopz will take care of her five sisters and mother. Real will retire his grandmother. Whiteboy’s got bills to pay, cars to buy. Chance will use his money for the $tallionaires, who have a single about to drop (as they have for the past two years or so — perhaps it will coincide with Toasteee’s med school enrollment). Destiney wants a “cool” Corvette (as if there’s any other kind!). 12 Pack will invest in a bar. Brandi C., wants a Barbie dream house. Nibblz will furnish a dungeon for all of her dominatrix needs. You know, these people make my job really easy. I don’t even have to think this stuff up: the ridiculous works out itself. Megan will do outreach for mentally challenged dogs. She explains that Lily is “retarded.” We are presented with photographic evidence.
And, as someone who’s been in the presence of this creature more than once, I have to say that Megan isn’t exaggerating her dog’s mental capacity. The thing is like a guinea pig on wee stilts. I mean, she’s awesome, but definitely a few links short of a leash.
Finally, there is Midget Mac, who says that his parents will get $200,000 and the remaining $50,000 will be spent on strippers. People are scandalized by this revelation, and Mac comes back with:
And you know, he said strippers, not stripper. So at least you know he’s not going to be spending it on one ass.
With that slice of enlightenment out of the way, Craig introduces the next challenge, though we know little more than the fact that it will require the contestants to wear these…
And bikini tops! Even the guys! Some get really into it.
And, in some cases, by “get really into it,” I mean “fill it out.”
Heat seriously has a B-cup. Ah muscle mass: it confuses as often as it titillates.
Mr. Boston has stuffed his bathing suit. He explains that he did this because, “I’m really not that big down there.” See, I thought it was because his jing-jong was made of porcelain and he didn’t want it to break in transit.
Midget Mac, meanwhile, resolves to keep the suit off.
It’s a good thing he actually verbalized this, because I’d never, not in a million years, not through a million gallons of ranch dressing, would have ever suspected that someone who goes by the name “Midget Mac” and appears on VH1 would be concerned at all with degrading himself. Frankly, I wouldn’t have thought that “degrade” was in his vocabulary.
But it is! He says that people are trying to “size” him, which a) I didn’t know was something that anyone but tailors did and b) I’d think he did just fine on his own, what with his chosen moniker and all. Hoopz gets into it with him and he tells her that he has more money than her. On such a blatantly capitalist show, this really is something to hold over your competitor’s head. Hoopz says that she’ll let him think that and he calls her a “hoe” in response. He continues:
Even though he’s still talking about Hoopz, I like to think that he’s referring to Heat in his present getup. Pumkin, Brandi C., and Whiteboy immediately chime in to call out Midget Mac for disrespecting women, which is pretty awesome of them. It seems that multiple people in the house are familiar with the concept of degradation and why it’s a bad thing. These people are so full of surprises!
And then: challenge time. Each person will get 30 seconds to go into this booth and grab as much money as they can that will be blowing around:
They can stuff the money into their bathing suits. The only real rule is that they cannot pick it off the ground. Brandi C., reports that, “I think I should be good at this challenge because I love money, and I’m good at stuffing things.” Like turkeys?
Mac, on the other hand, will not participate.
Are you sure, Mac?
I’d push harder, but I’m afraid he’s going to come through my monitor and bite me.
So he’s out. But let’s check in with Brandi, who, within three seconds…
…violates the challenge’s only rule. OK! How about her platinum partner Megan?
Same deal! It’s brilliantly dumb. If you could bottle the synergy between Megan and Brandi you could probably bleach your hair with it.
The rest of the people seem to understand how to accomplish the challenge and there is much crotchplay as a result of the stuffing:
You know, things of this nature:
It should be noted that the Entertainer implies that Rodeo in a bikini gave him a boner. So his character angle is lech this time around? Cute.
When it’s Mr. Boston’s turn, his substantial crotch is noted:
He stuffs like he’s never even seen a penis before.
Anyway, he has to get rid of the stuffing to make room for the money…
He does his thing in the booth, and when he exits, he has a devil-may-care-about-my-weenie attitude regarding extracting the money from his suit.
That’s right: jing-jong. Everyone groans and giggles, and Brandi seems particularly amused.
She’s into stuffing things and looking at stuff. She’s so well-rounded.
The competition really heats up with Hoopz, who stuffs so much cash into her bottoms that she ends up looking like she’s wearing a diaper.
It’s one thing to enjoy stuffing, and it’s another to be good at it. Eat your heart out, Brandi:
Then comes Chance, who seems ready to go. When C.J. asks him to take his bandanna off, he refuses.
I have no idea what that means, but I’d like to think that if you removed his rag, here’s what you’d find:
Nibblz chimes in…
…but Chance isn’t having it.
Big words from a man who carries Michael J. Fox under his bandanna.
So Chance doesn’t go but everyone else does. There is a lot of grabbing. That’s about all you can say about it. Oh, that and the Entertainer hollers, “I loooooove money!!!” in much the same manner that he yelled “I loooooove New York!” about 5,000 times over the course of I Love New York 2. So we have another season of that to look forward to. Great.
Hoopz collects the most money, with Whiteboy coming in second, which means that they’re going to be the team captains. Since there’s an uneven amount (17) of contestants, they will ultimately determine who goes home: whoever’s the odd man out is eliminated. Let the ass-kissing begin.
…Brandi explains to Hoopz. A likely excuse! I look forward to Brandi informing us that she didn’t realize the air was so oxygenated and that water was so thirst-quenching. Every second is an act of discovery for this one.
Who could ever think that? Actually, Brandi’s proving her worth better than even she probably knows: she’s making a great case for staying around for entertainment value alone.
While in the kitchen with Destiney, Boston decides to change. He doesn’t have a bedroom see, and a bathroom would be way too logical. He makes her turn around.
He finishes and Destiney reveals that she pretty much saw everything earlier, when he was pulling the money out of his bikini bottoms. Instead of embarrassment, Boston asks, “Was it good-looking, or…?” Undoubtedly. Handsomest penis in the house!
Boston attempts to get Whiteboy and Hoopz to put them on their teams, alternately working the Jew angle…
…and the you angle…
Megan does some sucking up of her own…
But Nibblz is resolved to keep her lips off ass. She tells her boyfriend that she’s just not feeling the networking thing. She doesn’t say it, so I will for her: she’s not here to make friends.
Oh and Boston finally catches on to Brandi and Megan’s ingenious scheme:
Swift! I think Helen Keller even knew what was going down, and in addition to being deafblind, she’s also dead.
Despite showing a poor attitude, Midget Mac isn’t worried about being eliminated…
…says the father of two with one on the way. Awwww! Love.
Rodeo’s still worked up over what he said earlier, and so she attempts to talk some sense into him.
She says that she knows he doesn’t really feel that way about women, and he should apologize. She brings Brandi in. If there are reasons beyond Brandi’s possession of a vagina, they aren’t immediately clear. Brandi comes in and when she gets what’s going down, hilariously says, “Are you kidding me?”
But hysterical as she is, Rodeo is never kidding. Anyway, Mac won’t apologize and Brandi’s skeeved out and the whole thing is a bust. Rise and shine oatmeal failcakes are on the menu for dinner tonight.
And then, it’s time to pick the teams.
Hoopz, who’ll be heading the Gold Team, goes first and she chooses Rodeo. Rodeo interviews that she thinks it was a wonderful choice and then lets out a tremendous cackle.
God, I missed this woman.
Then Whiteboy, leader of the Green Team, picks Chance. Hoopz picks 12 Pack. Whiteboy picks Real. Hoopz picks the Entertainer. Whiteboy picks Mr. Boston, much to Heat’s chagrin.
Hoopz picks Heather. Whiteboy picks Heat, which means that he’ll be playing against 12 Pack. Heat can barely handle this and initially resists joining Whiteboy’s team. Whiteboy’s like, “No, really. Come here,” and Heat does. I’m not trying to say he’s submissive, but in the last shot of him we see, he’s panting with a leash in his mouth.
Hoopz picks Toasteee. Whiteboy picks Destiney. Hoopz picks Pumkin. Whiteboy picks Megan. This leaves Nibblz, Brandi and Midget Mac. They all get to plead their cases. Brandi does so in the form of push-ups, although I’ve just committed fitness blasphemy by putting the word “form” in the same sentence referring to her push-ups:
She looks like the poster girl for a foundation for mentally challenged inchworms. They move, but they’re all, “Why am I not getting anywhere?” Perhaps her charity and Megan’s could co-sponsor events. Imagine the public outpouring. Anyway, the best thing about this is that when she’s done, Brandi gets excited and ends up twisting her ankle or…uh, something…
Brandi immediately protests her own mistake, saying, “I messed up for one second, and I don’t want you to hold that against me!” Ah yes, Brandi, but seconds add up to a lifetime.
As far as Mac goes, he refuses to plead his case.
He’s not here to make…money! Erm?
Nibblz does 10 “military-style” push-ups. Hers are actually real and hence boring and not worth making a gif of. Hoopz snaps her up, and then Whiteboy takes Brandi, which leaves Midget Mac packing.
His check is voided.
…and he hobbles off.
He doesn’t seem at all bothered to leave. I, however, regret that his short time on I Love Money has produced only one animated gif.
At least it’s a good one.
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I want NEW YORK to win but to bad shes not in competition this time, cause she would took all those _*$%~^$~&~(*$#!%) es out
I am so glad Midget Mac went home because I didn’t like the way he disrespected my girl Hoopz.
You know when I first saw Midget Mac on I Love New York 2 I actually liked him. Now after seeing him on I Love Money I think he a low down piece of `+#()!!~~@%__`&$ who needs to go to hell. He thinks he’s a pimp or a mac daddy, but he’s not. He was going to get kick off the show eventually because he can’t swim. Well anyway I hope Hoopz or Real wins beacuse those are the only two people who I think deserve the money.
I will be really upset and hurt if Heat wins.
I like the show, MM should have gone home, But I think the show would’ve been more fun to watch is Buddha, Sis Patterson, Punk, Deelish, or Shy on the show and it wouldn’t hurt to throw in a few from Tila Tequila show. SOme of them seem confused with the show being about money and not love, if it was about Money, My mind would totally be focused. I bet VH1 told them to ace a certain way. I think Heat will leave cause he want to be with his (boyfriend) why do Heather want 12 Pack, I thought he was GAY!! I want either Rodeo, Hoopz, WhiteBoy or really Entertainer to win, Meagan, Pumpkin, and Brandi need to leave and I agree, that Dog has no place being there, I give it two weeks and the dog will be missing or hurt during the competition, I’ve never heard of a Mentally ^++%&!!!)(%&&@)!)@ ed Dog WOOOOW
I HOPE HOOPZ WINS. GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GLAD MIDGET MAC IS GONE BECAUSE HE DISRESPECTED HOOPZ AND HE CAN’T SWIM. HE AIN’T NOTIN’ BUT A PUNK A$% B!*#* WHO NEEDS TO GO TO HELL.
I HOPE HOOPZ WIN CAUSE THAT MY GIRL. GOOOOOOOOOO HOOPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE HOOPZ WINS. GO GIRL!!!!
I’M GLAD MIDGET MAC IS GONE BECAUSE HE DISRESPECTED MY GIRL HOOPZ. HE AIN’T NOTHING BUT A PUNK *&^%*^#+@__#^)* ~$_)#^^*(_!^!~#$( WHO CAN’T SWIM. I DON’T KNOW HOW AND WHY HIS GIRLFRIEND PUT UP WITH HIM. IF I WAS HER I WOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE AND GO FIND A REAL MAN WHO RESPECTS WOMEN.
I REALLY HOPE HOOPZ WINS!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
midget mac no brains as being a father of girls. young father with no respect he would hate if someone talk bad to his girls.use your brains Midget Mac……….donkeys butt………
I’m glad that miget mac went home because he has no respect for women and he didn’t even try to participate in the challenge. I want white boy to win. He’s cool and handsome. Love you white boy.
I thought the show was rocking and there is a couple of players i’m rooting for. Entertainer & Hoopz. The show is a hit with me “I Love Money”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am so so so so happy midget mac short butt went home..he is rude …and the only reason he didnt want to put on the bathing suit is because he knew hsi short butt would look real funny in it………
HI AHMAD/REAL
I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR HANDSOME GOOD LOOKING FACE ONCE AGAIN ON TV..I LOVE YOU AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU. BUT WHAT I’VE SEEN ON TV OF YOU I CAN REALLY GET TO KNOW YOU ON A PERSONAL LEVEL. I HOPE YOU WIN THE MONEY, FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND FOR YOURSELF OF COURSE. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE MORE OF YOU ON THE SHOW AND I WISH YOU COULD WRITE TO ME.
YOU AND HOOPZ MAKE A GOOD COUPLE ON THE SHOW……I HOPE YOU TWO TEAM UP!
I LOVE YOU
I HATE WHITE BOY HE TRY’S TO ACT AND TALK BLACK I DONT LIKE THAT _)*`@!+%*+*~^~_~ SO ~`^)*%+~((_$&)%* WHITE BOY AKA (WANNA BE BLACK) HES A SHOW OFF INFRONT OF THE CAMERAS HE NEEDS HIS ~_%)_@%))%)@_$+ WOOOOOOOPPED!! I AM ROOTING FOR THE ENTERTAINER HES THE MAN- GOOOOOOOO!!! ENTERTAINER !!!! AND PUMKIN IS AN UGLY +_(%+#&`!~@_(&!*+ HA! HA! SAGGY !#)`!)%_+$**+*~ S…
WHITE BOY TRYS TO TALK LIKE A G..IS FUNNY CUZ HES FROM FLORIDA COME TO THE STREETS OF L.A. GET YOUR MUTHAFUKKKEN AZZZ WOOOPED! FOR ACTING LIKE A BLACK DUDE ILL LOVE TO RUN INTO YOU WHIT BOY ILL SLAP THE SPIT OUT YOUR MOUTH YOU PIECE OF !!)$`##`_%)**^~_ L.A. WERE THE REAL HOOD IS AT,.
I WOULD LOVE TO RUN INTO WHITE BOY IN L.A. ILL KICK HIS WHITE @$#)+`&&!#_&^$* FOR ACTING LIKE A BLACK DUDE….YOUR WWWWHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR STUPID HEAD YOULL NEVER BE BLACK DUMMM ^)^`^(~`)$&%*%)! COME TO L.A. WE I’LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WHOOOOPING! YOUR WHITE @$#)+`&&!#_&^$* BIAAAAATCH!!!!!!!
IF I EVER RAN INTO WHIT BOY ILL KICK HIS BIITTCH MADE PUNK PUZZZYYY AZZ! FOR TALKING BLACK) _^~%!$&&!~!@@!% KKK WHIT BOY WHEN HE SAID TO (HEAT) STEP UP HOMIE YOU BEEN PICKED IF I WAS HEAT AND HE TALKED TO ME LIKE THAT I WOULD STEP UP AND SMACK HIS AZZ! 4REAL STRAIGHT OUTTA BROOKLIN N.Y.C. COME AND PLAY ( LIL WHIT BOY) somebody remined him hes white seems like he keeps forgetting…
why do people who come out in reality shows after try to get fame like i heard chance music hes talking about an album coming out that )#)#*^*^&#@_($^& sounded like garbage to me trust me chance aint gonna make it in the music industry just cuz he came out on a reality show wwwoooowwwww!!!! AND I ALSO WOULD LOVE TO RUN INTO WHITE BOY AS WELL ILL SNAP HIM IN 2 COME TO THE CITY OF PACOIMA WANNA BE BLACK BITTCH…
i know sexy *_&)^@`+&~)_@%~ chance will win. he’s too sexy not to win. if he gets voted off i will cry cuz then i won’t be able to look at him anymore.
i think megan and brandi give new meaning to the word airhead they are blonde bimbo’s.no wonder people think blonde girls are dumb because they act like plastic barbie dolls.i think whiteboy is hot and so is the entertainer but he seriously need’s to grow up and move out o his parent’s house.and heat and 12 pack say they are not gay but they sure got pretty close and they worked together.they look gay and metro sexualand i think boston is a dork and i bet he has a small @!!+%^+_^$#*~@`% and midget mac is ugly he is a wanna be pimp when he has a gf and two kids with one on the way.and he is talking about buying stipper’s if he win’s the money he should be ashamed of himself he makes me sick if i was his gf i would dump his +*!$*$$%_#+$^)_ when he got home.
of all the smart girls on the show why did whiteboy pick one of the dumbest girl’s there .that is what i am wondering?was it because she is an airhead and he can easily get her in bed?i swear megan and brandi are the stupidest girl’s on the show. no wonder people think blondes are airhead’s it is not a sterotype it is only the truth.they are as stuoid as they apear.
That waz ok but i would love 2 see who wins on i love money
I LOVE MONEY… is so great… I really enjoy it You so need to do an I LOVE MONEY 2 with the others cast mates and maybe some from here too…. would be great if you had flav, new york , and brett to be like judges and choose who they should send home or put two people up for getting the boot that would be awesome you would have former lovers on there trying to sleep with the judges so they wont put them up for the choping block… that would be awesome…
I LUV, I LUV MONEY! ITZ COOL SEEIN ALL THESE PPL FRM ALL 6 SHOWZ 2GETHER IN ONE HOUSE,BUT IDK Y THEY CHOSE HOOPZ 2 B ON THE SHOW! SHEZ WON FLAV OF LUV N THEN PLAYED FLAVZ ()~)%(^^+)~(_%! SHE DNT NEED 2 B THERE SHE WON A $++&@@^`&`@+`~_& IN SHOW ALREADY! N I LUUUV WHITE BOY! I THINK HEZ A HELLA FINE N _%%(+!(`+^^@*#~ WAT MR.PUNISHER THINKZ! HOW U GONNA SAY HE TLKN BLK! ALL BLK PPL DNT TLK THAT WAY! ITZ STREET SLANG N IF U STREET , U GONNA KICK STREET SLANG , BLK, WHITE, SPANISH OR WATEVA SO STFU! N I HOPE WHITEBOY WINZ N IF HE DOSENT THEN I HOPE RODEO WINZ , I LIKE HER 2 ,SHEZ A STRONG N INDEPENDENT WOMAN. GO RODEO!! XD
The three people that should not win the money is Pumpkin and two bleached dumb (!)`^(+(%(@@*(# es who hid the mattress from Mr. Boston. To enjoy money and the hunt for it is one thing, but when you’re nasty about it is another.
this is a `)&+`_*!~~#+$`_( in cool show one person that totaly would win i think is hoops she is a hot looking girl and she has strength man the next person i think should win is 12pack u no he looks like he could win one person who should get the `)&+`_*!~~#+$`_( out is mr boston i mean whAT the `)&+`_*!~~#+$`_( is rong with that guy but one person who doesn’t have a chance is white boy i dont like him hes probaly going to loose sooner ar later
I LUV MONEY IS SOOOO HILARIOUS..AND U CAN TELL ITS GOING TO BE A LOOOTTTAA DRAMA WHICH I LUV!!! I HOPE WHITEBOY WINS!! HES THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS REAL ABOUT WHAT HE WAS GONNA DO WITH HIS MONEY….AND IDK WHAT IT IS BUT I THINK HES A HOTTIE MCHOTTIE!!! *MUAH
^^%!(+^@`#+@_@)!*+ u slut (%@@@~~_&(%_)!&&+ stupid )~#~&`(()%#+!() whole i +^_(%(@+`!)#(~$% in hate u u degradin loser, yea whoes sized now ^^%!(+^@`#+@_@)!*+ .
i hope real win dis money or chance cuz i want the stallionaires to be really rich n i want to be exposed even more
This Has To Be one of the best shows to air on VH1 i cant wait to see who win the $250,000!!!
I think heat it’s in loive with 12 pack and got hoopz looks very hot i’ll do her anyday and i’m glad midget mack it’s out i couldn’t understand what he was saying.
This is a dream come true i always wanted to see all the people who tried to win either Flavor Flavs heart New Yorks Heart And Bret Micheals heart be in the same house together its gonna get nasty!!!
Heather has mutiple personalities, her behaviors is different in different shows……….she still a washed up loser stripper. I am sure we will see her jealous later in the show.
Megan is full of her fake self like her fake blonde hair. She “thinks†she so pretty….get off your high horse Megan……..â€big headed fake blonde.â€
Brandi C. is a mini me of Megan, both fakers…..Air head!
Heat is also a mini me of 12pack. Heat needs to be his own person.
Boston & Pumkin should be together……they both have issues and they need help!
Destiny has not said much so far, but I’m sure we will get a climpse of her anger like we saw on ROL.
Rodeo ok but old. I’m sure she will cry like in the other show.
white boy forget he was white.
Entertainer needs to get a real job and stop smuching from his parents. He is lazy…..
Real needs to cut his hair…Both Chance & Real need to lose the ghetto……
Hoopz good…
toastee- unknown so far.
Nibblz good so far but for how long……
Midget Mac-loser…..he need to go.
White boy is forgetting he is white……..
DUMB & DUMBER
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MEGAN BRANDI C.
mac ain’t going no where! mac need to stop! how about know
i wish them all good luck evev though 250,000 is not enough for no 1 person but 1 special person is gonna win and i hope it’s my girl hoopz………..! FUNNT S33!NG PPL COMP3+!NG @G@!NS+ 3@(H O+H3R GOOD LU(K 3VERYBODY………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$~~~
Toasteee gotta win dis one!11!1
I heard Meagan make a derogatory comment about OHIO in the intro of this show. I am not from OHIO, but I know that what she said was NOT called for. This chick is stupid, @)&+!@&$^+~`~@~!(( ed, ignorant, etc. She will not win on this show. If she does, I will be so surprised. I would like to see Meagan, Brandi C, Pumpkin, Chance, and Boston leave as soon as possible. I would like to see Hoops and Rodeo make it to the end. Hoops and Rodeo seem to be the only ones who have a level head on their shoulders, so far. I commend Hoops for say she would use her winnings to help her family. And Rodeo, for saying she would use the money to better her business because she is a single Mother.
im glad midget mac got eliminated and i hope my boy whiteboy win dis or my girl hoopz cause they deserve it
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MEGAN NEEDS TO GET HER FAKE *`$*$_*&~$)+$~@ BLONED *`$*$_*&~$)+$~@ OFF THE SHOW.
SHE TIHINKS SHE IS SO CUTE, BUT ONLY UGLY.
SHE NEEDS TO GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND HOPES SHE DON’T BREAK IT.
SHE IS SORRY, AS BEING A BLONDE, A WIFE, A SISTER, A MOTHER, A FRIEND AND WHATEVER ELSE SHE CAN BE.
FAKE——– FAKE——— FAKE———- FAKE!!!!!!! GET RID OF HER QUICK.
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WOW Jessica DID YOU WATCH last weeks episode? MAC left dill weed.. What do you expect.. HIM a black FOOL and he has NO CLASS. MOST JIGALITTOS DONT
That fake @$$ blonge megan is so stupid if she was back home in Chicago she wouldn’t know how to keep herself out of trouble. she is nasty and any guy with money will lay her and leave her. no one wants to be with a girl that acts like that. You can walk over her and she would stay for the $$$$
I know none of these opinions mean anything to anyone, but me, however, these are my comments to the readers and players – like them or not.
Mr. Boston: You are a piece of S#@$!!!!! I liked Mr. Boston on “I Love New York” – thought he was strange, but harmless. Well, after seeing him on the 1st and 2nd episode of “I Love Money” I have determined that he is a sick perverted and is full of himself – I mean really – stuffing his bikini bottom with toilet paper – how disgusting & childish. Posting a STD chart on his door? What kind of a creep is he? Thinking that knocking someone off of a bed in the challenge on episode 2 has anything to do with a dominant sex act. He needs help & VH1 need to send a psychiatrist to the show to help him. I look for Mr. Boston to be listed on a sex preditor “hotlist” within 10 years. SICKO SICKO SICKO. You remind me of templeton the rat off of Charlotte’s Web. Sneaky & Slimey.
Entertainer: Don’t listen to what anyone says to you on any blogs – I know you have good intentions…actually you seem like a pretty descent guy (you need to get a job) but other than that descent guy. You are very ENTERTAINING (no pun intended). I hope you win or at least get a good job from the show. And you are suppose to honour your mother & father – no matter what they have said about you – they gave you life.. you need to be more thoughtful about your comments (like “I’m going to pretend it’s my dad” on the Bed Challenge of Episode 2)
12 Pack: What ever became of 12 pack (or whatever Pack) being gay or whatever Sister Patterson “heard” he was from the “I Love New York” show. I don’t care if you are gay, some of my friends are, however, I missed what the outcome of that one was. I am trying to determine if I like you or not – you seem descent in general.
Chance: I was proud of you saying that you had never hit a girl. I really didn’t like you after “I Love New York” – I thought you were a chump, but I have changed my mind about you.
Real: You are a cool dude in general. Cute.
Heather: You are a w@!#e. Every time I see you on Rock of Love, or any other show you make me want to vomit!! You are disgusting, nasty, have no taste, a backstabbing B@!$H & every other nasty comment or thought I can think of. It has nothing to do with the fact you were a stripper – I have had friends that were strippers, but they had class – you wouldn’t know the meaning of CLASS. You make every one in America sick I’m sure. I will quit watching VH1 shows if I have to see you on all of them. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BULLY & A S@$T.
Pumpkin: I think you get a bad rap sometimes, but please don’t spit in anyone’s face this time – I’ll be honest with you – you are lucky you aren’t black & blue all over after that stunt. I can see why you got angry enough to do that, but it is NASTY. Try to refrain from that please. Other than that, you’re cool. New York is the type that would definitely ENCOURAGE someone to do that, but please don’t stoop to that again. Thanks.
Destiney: For the most part you seem to have a good heart so far.
Rodeo: You’re a straight up person from what I see so far. A peacemaker. Can’t you & Destiney & a few of the other girls on the show get together & scare the crapola out of Mr. Boston so that he would never have sex with a woman again. Can you imagine having little Mr. Boston’s around? Please help save the world!!!!
Hoopz: You seem like a good person. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you not to fall for any man’s B.S. at this point in your life. You seem too pretty & smart for that.
White Boy: You seem like a descent dude – just do your best to get rid of Mr. Boston, will ya? Please – America’s begging you!!
SOME MORE OF MY OPINIONS: (PART 2)
Brandi: You’re dingy, but funny!! Who could hate you?
Heat: You need to grow up and quit being so sensitive about everything dude, other than that you seem alright I guess??? Still making up my mind.
Megan: You are a hater & fake – can’t wait till you are off the show. I liked you better on Rock of Love, but you are starting to show your true colors.
Midget Mac: If you want to play a game – go by the rules. Everyone else donned their swim wear by the dress code. I also think you belittle women & you are sickening. I actually loved you on I love New York, but you make me SICK now & I’m sure every women in America KNOWS YOU ARE A BIG CHUMP!! You could have at least apologized. It did show you’re character dude.
SOME MORE OF MY OPINIONS: (PART 2)
Brandi: You’re dingy, but funny!! Who could hate you?
Heat: You need to grow up and quit being so sensitive about everything dude, other than that you seem alright I guess??? Still making up my mind.
Megan: You are a hater & fake – can’t wait till you are off the show. I liked you better on Rock of Love, but you are starting to show your true colors.
Midget Mac: If you want to play a game – go by the rules. Everyone else donned their swim wear by the dress code. I also think you belittle women & you are sickening. I actually loved you on I love New York, but you make me SICK now & I’m sure every women in America KNOWS YOU ARE A BIG CHUMP!! You could have at least apologized. It did show you’re character dude.
MY OPINIONS (PART 3)
Back to Megan: You should not make fun of other people’s boobs…saggy or not…..that’s why I called you a hater in my opinions – part 1. You would not like it if folks made fun of your *^~~^*(^~^^!^%@@(` ed dog would you? I love animals & especially dogs – the only thing I like about you is that you do try to help “physically & mentally-challenged animals”. That is a good thing… I hope that isn’t a “fake statement”. Speaking of “physically & mentally challenged animals – do you think there is anything you could do about Mr. Boston? Please advise America – we’re waiting!!!!
Toastee: Don’t know much about you – loved the ankle injury thing. You are no dummy!!
Nibblz: You got screwed (out-smarted). Better luck next time. You cannot play nice in this game. I can’t believe Mr. Boston of all people knocked you off the bed. You should have GIVEN HIM A GOOD BEATING!!!!!
OMG WHAT A BUNCH OF LOOSERS! IS THEIR LIFE SO PATHEDIC THAT THESE OVER SEXED BUNCH OF LUSHES HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE MAJOR LEAGUE #___*%#(@%`@(#) ES OUT OF THEM SELVES,THE OVER BLEACHED BLONDES MEGAN BRANDI PUMPKIN ETC HAVE AN IQ OF A KNATS THE GUYS WELL ITS ALL ABOUT WHO THEY CAN F BEFORE THE SHOW ENDS, GEE VH1 IS THIS IS REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARRELL!!!
OMG HE IS GAY
I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY!
Tune in Aug. 4, on vh1 to see some REAL competion!
REAL people
REAL action
REAL drama
REAL life
I WANT TO WORK FOR DIDDY!
OMG! Mr. Boston u are the cutest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!! Ha Ha! Everybody probably thinks ur dorky……which u kinda are….but i ABSOLUTLEY LOVE dorky guy like you! But thats not a bad thing! Nerdy guys are SUPER HOT! and u just make my day everytime i watch i love money! im always happy to see you on there and hope u stay on there for the longest time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and u look verry sexiiiiiiii in that bikini! lolz!!!!!!!!!! well gotta go bye!!!!!!!!
<3 yazz,
Ferret
Atlanta, Ga.
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