Drew and Annoying Apple Dude Call It Quits

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Serial monogamist Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend, that dude from the Apple commercials who always seems way too smug about MacBooks, have ended their love affair. Apparently when they took a second to stop making out and humping all over each other, they realized that they had NOTHING in common.

Barrymore’s people confirmed the break-up, and a source says Drew and Justin Long “are still friends,” which totally means something terrible happened between the two and they haven’t spoken for weeks. Maybe Justin discovered Drew secretly working on a PC, or maybe Drew got sick of dating a dude who only works in commercials. She was married to Tom Green ya’ll – this is a girl who demands class from her men! Drew moves on to new guys faster than you can say Poison Ivy, so we expect to see her making out with a new dude in 3…2…1…Now!

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