Miss USA Falls On Her Ass – Again

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God bless America – land of beauty pageant contestants who can’t walk for sh*t. Yes, it’s time to add falling on your ass to our long list of national traditions, alongside burgers, barbecues and baseball. In last night’s Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam, Miss USA Crystle Stewart of Texas secured a spot in the Top Ten and then blew it when she tumbled during some dress-y walk. Her recovery attempt of cheering for herself and then executing a crushing death stare at the judges did nothing for her chances, and she lost to some hot chick from Venezuela. This is the second time a Miss USA has taken a tumble in the Miss Universe competition – last year’s finalist made it to the Top 5, even after a spill in the evening gown competition. At least our American losers can forever bond over their sore asses.

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  1. PATRIOT says:

    NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF MS USA. ANYONE WHOE DOES IS AN IDIOT. SHE REPRESENTS US, THE USA OF AMERICA AND FALLING IS NOT SOMETHING THAT WAS PLANNED. BE PROUD THAT SHE REPRESENTED FOR US ALONGSIDE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD. DON’T HATE, HER BEAUTY AND INTELLIGENCE MADE MS USA, YOU GIVE IT A TRY.

  2. caren says:

    USA, what a shame, The contestants always fall. LOL

  3. Patriot2 says:

    I understand that she did not plan on falling and it was an accident but c’mon she is representing the USA. We’re known as top competitors and people expect a lot from us and now this happens. This can’t happen two years in a row! This sucks because we can do a whole lot better than this.

  4. Patriot2 says:

    Two years in a row?! You have to be kidding me.