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Why Are All These Hollywood Chicks So Fat?

Heaven help us. All our favorite hotties in Hollywood are getting super fat for roles! How dare they? Megan Fox, for example, has revealed that she gained a whooping ten pounds for Transformers. She said,

“I should have toned up for ‘Transformers’ but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.”

Now she eats “red velvet cake” and has dinner late at night in order to pack on the pounds. And it sure is working! Just look at that slender waist and tight butt - they’re massive! Another fattie freaking everyone out is Eva Longoria. The tabloids were spazzing recently because she’s been packing on a pound or two, and has turned into a big ol’ beast. But there’s a reason! According to People, “She’s making herself look like that as her character has let herself go.” And it shows! She looks like she swallowed a golf ball - or two. Disgusting! The only starlet not getting enormous these days is Kim Kardashian (see below!), whose boyfriend Reggie Bush is pressuring her to lose some weight, and even forced her to do beach-side hill sprints. Doesn’t he know those extra pounds are now in?




This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

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15 Responses to “Why Are All These Hollywood Chicks So Fat?”

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  1. Kira Says:

    Uhhmmm, excuse meee?!
    None of these women are fat.
    Even if Eva and Megan have but on a LITTTLE weight, they actually look better!!! :0
    I mean, what man wouldnt HONESTLY want to f*** a skeleton, unless they have necrophilia, in which case they need serious help.
    And kim kardashian is perfect. She has large breasts, hips, and butt, but she’s still has a slim tummy.
    Does everyone have to be a size 0 to be considered, not just skinny, but even “average”?!
    Marilyn Monroe, argueably the biggest sex icon ever, was a size 12 which in today’s sizes would be a 4/6

  2. Bill Says:

    I think these girls are fine.

  3. Jalen McCollum Says:

    Dear TMZ, both women are not fat. They both are both phonomenal women, even if they made mistakes!!! Megan Denise Fox (left) is NOT FAT.Kim Kardshian isn’t either. So please give them a chance to be happy.

  4. ZETA Says:

    LOL IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE AT FIRST I THOUGHT THE WRITE WAS SERIOUS BUT REALLY WASN’T I FEEL HIM ON WHAT HE’S SAYING PEOPLE WILL CALL YOU’RE GETTING FAT IF THEY’RE WEARING A SIZE 2 AND YOU’RE AND YOU’RE A PLUS SIZE WHEN YOU WEAR A SIZE 10 NOW THAT TRIP ME OUT WHEN THE 2008 ANTM IS CALLED A PLUS SIZE MODEL WHEN SHE’S NOT IN A SIZE THAT END WITH A “TEEN” OR “TY” I REMEMBER IF YOU WERE 5′8 AND 90LB YOU NEED TO SEEK A NUTRITIONIST SEEING SOMEONE’S FOOD DIGEST BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO SKINNY IS NOT ATTRACTIVE IT’S DISGUSTING…..STOP LETTING THE MEDIA LIKE VOGUE, ELLE, OR HOLLYWOOD INFLUENCE OUR HEALTH BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECK THEY’RE WERE MOVIE PRODUCTION, AND FASHION MAGAZINE, NONE OF THEM WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. ONLY YOU & A DOCTOR KNOWS WHAT BEST FOR YOU

  5. jone Says:

    i would like to say that i dont ;blieve that they are fat and even if they become fat they will lose the wieght in noooo time

    peace be unto you

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