Blake Incarcerated, Like For Real


Amy Winehouse‘s loveboat of a junkie husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has officially been sentence to 27 months in jail for hooking Wino on crack and bloody ballet slippers. Er, or beating up a manager of a pub and then trying to bribe the guy for his silence. They’re both like, equally as bad. Blakey’s been in jail for nine months already, and his wife has taken out her sadness on the crack pipe and her weave. Amy looks like crap and acts like a lunatic, which means we’re in for a fun 27 months. Let’s head to the pub to celebrate! See you in 2011, Blake! [Telegraph]

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  1. wendy ann clow says:

    I like Amy’s music but by god , that girl is WEIRD. What AN earth does Blake weird- surname see in her? . Come to think of it, what does she see in him?

  2. pussydog says:

    Why can,t our justice system be like the UK and don,t care if they are celebreality .An sent they ~`+*^++###)#+*~ to jail when they kill or beat people up or do durg constantly and drink&drive .We are dumb ~`+*^++###)#+*~ star struck country .That other country laugh AT!

  3. Jon Cain says:

    i simply agreed

  4. Hope Nelson says:

    awesome blogging!

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