Some of you might think Tori Spelling is just a mediocre reality television star and a washed-up actress, but you’re wrong. Tori, you see, is a lot more than a spoiled rich kid and a homewrecker — she’s a mom. After the “amazing cathartic journey” of her first book sTori Telling, Spelling’s donning her literary cap again and writing a tell-all on motherhood, which the 35-year-old should know oodles about, seeing as she’s only a year into the process, with a 1-year-old and a newborn.
The book, tentatively titled Mommywood, is sure to lift the lid on how tough it is to be a semi-celebrity with plenty of money and help raising your kids in the most debased environment ever. Here are just a few of the chapter subjects we hope we see:
* 10-Month-Old Breadwinners: How To Get That Little Mouth Working For You
* Baby’s Second Reality Television Show: How Young Is Too Young?
* It’s Okay If The Father Of Your Children Is Also The Father Of Someone Else’s Children
* Mommy’s Happy Accident: How to Spin Your Accidental Pregnancy Into A Magazine Headline