Brangelina Likes Bono Better Than You


Sorry, regular peeps. There is absolutely no chance you’ll be considered for the role of god-father to the new golden gods, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. Super famous kids need super famous godparents, and Bono‘s getting the job, soley for the reason that it’s pretty f*cking cool to get money on your birthday every year from the dude who sings “With Or Without You.” Also, Brad and Angie are star f*ckers. Need examples?

1. A source says: “They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back.”

2. The same source reveals: “Angelina is inspired by Bono’s humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali’s given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun.”

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  1. Br sr says:

    Did she met him on It’s said that site is for celebrities and wealthy people?

  2. MD says:

    Brangelina should just move overseas and stay there…US doesn’t seem to suit them in any way…not to live in, birth in or adopt in…good riddens!

  3. Force Bono to Retire says:

    Angelina shouldn’t be inspired by Bono’s charity work. Everything Bono touches is so infused with his sense of self-righteousness, its bound to be more about his own image than the actual cause.

    Time after time, the grassroots leaders of the movements he claims as his own criticize the way he goes about trying to solve problems.

    The RED Campaign is the most drastic failure, spending $40 million more on marketing than it raised in one giant GAP ad, while telling consumers that all you have to do to fight systemic problems like AIDS is buy some t-shirts.

    Bono’s self-important leadership is painful to watch. The world would be a better place if he would only retire. That’s why people are trying to tempt Bono to retire by raising a pot of pledged money that will go towards fighting AIDS, but ONLY once he retires from public life.

    Check out the campaign:

  4. courtney-sigma says:

    I LIKE BONO, BUT I LOVE JO DE LA ROSA. Oh my gosh you guys my favorite new artist I’ve been following her career since the beginning! Jo De La Rosa!!! Her debut album comes out aug. 19 and I cant WAIT check her out!!!