Gone-but-not-forgotten I Love Money bootee Chance recently spoke to King magazine about his kinda-sorta former flame New York, and what he has to say is…confusing. Describing sex with New York, Chance says:
“It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.”
It’s all well and good, since expecting sensitivity from Chance is like…well, expecting sensitivity from New York. Although she didn’t have those “silicone parts” until after the first season I Love New York finished taping. But whatever, it gets more confusing when Chance gives his parting advice for the HBIC:
“Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.”
So, having sex with New York was like having sex with a stuffed animal, but Chance isn’t opposed to doing it again. Is this his way of telling us that he’s a plushie?
Regardless, remember the good times, when Chance’s attraction for New York seemed infinitely more straightforward via the gallery below:
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303 responses to to Chance Vs. New York…Or Something
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PLEASE DO ANOTHER SHOW WITH NEW YORK, WE LOVE HER AND CANT WAIT TO SEE HER ON TV AGAIN
Unfortunatley saw part of this show on TV in Moscow. What a waste of money to produce such garbage. I can’t believe you could find 10 men who would want to be with this bimbo. Here, she would be an underworked prostitute. How pathetic….
Please forgive me, I’m new to all this. I have followed VH1.com For a while and this is my first post. I may be off topic but I thought I drop this info on the page. There is a petition Fans have created to Get Tango (From I love New York) a Talk show on the VH1 Network. At first I was like… umm “Huh”… But after checking Him out sence the show I got to say as a Young black male I’m impressed with the good he has done. Looks like His image has gone through a serious make over. I know it’s easy to pick and rip folks down on these blogs and sites, but I really support what he’s doing now, and I hope some of you guys will take a moment out to sign the petition as well. I think a VH1 Day time Talk show would be really cool and Tango would hold it down really nicely.
Here is the link to the petition: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tangotalkshow
-Thanks!
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