Chance Vs. New York…Or Something
Gone-but-not-forgotten I Love Money bootee Chance recently spoke to King magazine about his kinda-sorta former flame New York, and what he has to say is…confusing. Describing sex with New York, Chance says:
“It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.”
It’s all well and good, since expecting sensitivity from Chance is like…well, expecting sensitivity from New York. Although she didn’t have those “silicone parts” until after the first season I Love New York finished taping. But whatever, it gets more confusing when Chance gives his parting advice for the HBIC:
“Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.”
So, having sex with New York was like having sex with a stuffed animal, but Chance isn’t opposed to doing it again. Is this his way of telling us that he’s a plushie?
Regardless, remember the good times, when Chance’s attraction for New York seemed infinitely more straightforward via the gallery below:
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November 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
heyy um kennedy?
uhh
do u coincedently happen to be part of the k.k.k??
“she
came back she tried to be ‘proper’
and white.”
for one thing.
i know dame well 99 % of “white ppl” are not proper. [take it from a expert :]
and it may seem funny at the time.
but hunny u just dont rip on ppls moms.
its rong no matter how you put it.
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 am
haha. he should have said it was like having sex with a transvestite. That is what tiff looks like. A man with gobs of makeup and fake eyelashes and Mr. Ed hair. Gross. Then again, Chance looks like a skinny bucktooth Sponge Bob. uugghh.. i shudder to think of the two of them, its enough to make me wish i were a plant.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
umm ok lets go back all black ppl is not on welfare u must be really dumb `+*+!++_~~)^^`# *`^@#“#)@$+^!`_ if you think that i seen some white poor trash mothafuckas hangin around the county building so dont get it twisted its a whole lot of successful black ppl look at our president obama!!!!!! lol micheal jordan he black `+*+!++_~~)^^`# hell dont have me start going down the list but stay cool and know the facts before running yo mouth
November 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Well, I agree with Chance everything about her was fake there are men out there that still appreciate real and normal things. She just went to dam far with all that *“#$*&^*$)~%^@$ come on now could u imagine her with out it EW!!!!!! Sum pic not happening Keep up the good work
November 25th, 2008 at 1:46 am
u should have said sex with her was like having sex with a quarterback in a skrit
November 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
REAL AND CHANCE*******THE BOOT SCOOP: KEPPERZ AND TRASH
1st OFF RABBIT WULD GET DA BOOT SHE’Z ANNOYING SO I FEEL “CHANCE”…POOF BE GONE B#T*H…ITS A COMPETITION HOE U AINT SPECIAL ID PROLLY PLOT WIT MY BROTHER TO DO HER THEN GET RID OF HER….MORE HUMILIATING..LOL….WATCH N SEE
THEN I WULDV GOT RID OF MILF SHEZ A STANK…I KULD THROW UP N HER FACE OF sHE TRIED AND KISS ME…HELL IF SHE LOOKED ME N MY FACE…BARF TIMES 3 BiiiiiiiTCH…BUT HEY REAL has a thing 4 ugly white girlz…PORN STAR OR NOT…SPEEEEWWWWW
KIKI KULD STAY KUZ SHE GUTTA…BUTREAL JUX MITE WULDV HAD 2 SLAP DA Biiii IF SHE GOT OUT OF LINE…SO GOOD CHOICE MY FRIEND
BAY BAY BAY….SHE’z MY TYPE OF CHICK REAL SHULD FOCUS MORE ON HER…SHE’s JAZZY YEA BABYGIRL AWESOME..JUX KINDA OBSESSED WIT MILF….SCREW MILF BAY BAY DO YOU
BUBBLEZ…LOL..CHANCE SHULD KEEP HER TO DO ALL HIS EVIL BIDDINg’z …SHE’s DA ULTIMATE SIDEKICK….HER AIRHEADEDNEss SEEM’z SO INNOCENT…SikE SHe’z PROLLY WAY SMARTER THAN U TINK…WATCH HER…
CALI CALI CALI…JUX SO LAID BACK..SUPER SLUT IF YA ASK ME…but hey she kno how 2 play the game..a lil to WELL…..BOPPER/GROUPIE/ UHHHH IM USING U 4 WATEVER U GIVING…..CHANCE SHULD BOOT HER…IMMEDIATELY
RISKY…THE REALEST CHICK ON THE SHOW NEXT TO BAY BAY BAY….ALL I CAN SAY IS…ShE’z A KEEPER
CORN FED……AWWW SO SWEET…BARF TIMez 4…..LOL..AND SHe GEtz “THE BOOT”
K.O…………..LOL…..POOR LIL MANCHILD…SHE’z A LIL WE-TODD-IT…LIKE I SAY ~%@*_+~`__~~~*^!% U SPECIAL BUT U AINT SPECIAL….THE BOOT TO YOU
SO WHO WINZ THE COMPETITION
BAY BAY BAY FOr REAL….BUT U KNO HOW ISH WORKS…..MILF WILL WIN
RISKY FOR CHANCE…BUT U KNO HOW ISH WORKS….CALI FOR CHANCE…
BARF IF YA FELL ME
November 26th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
you guys do not make a go cupple at all that is not cute to me u r taking bubbles boy i think bubbles and chace make a good cupple.
November 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
was yall having sex with each other yall might have a baby together
November 26th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
butt graber that is not hot
November 27th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
DAMN CHANCE FIND ME SO WE CAN HAVE A FUN SEX I WILL SUCK YA #~%$`@&_~`!!$~#% U SEXY AS `@%~_&#+^_&_@#_( BABY
November 29th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
newyork is pretty if she didn’t wear the fake eye lashes im her fan and i think i should let her know that i am 14 nd chance is like a boy i would want wit a gangster side but could be charming
November 29th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
CHANCE IS SO HOT N NEW YORK IF U R GON WHERE LASHES GET MEDIUM SWEETIE. ~%^*KISSES*^%~
November 30th, 2008 at 4:47 am
I don’t really like NY but for chance to go into detail like that shows no proper home training on his mama’s part. to kiss and tell like that is kind of a douchbag thing to do
November 30th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
new york always kissin on all them men thats nasty have some respect for your self u dont know where they been befour they came to u and u kiss them in front of your mom,she always got something to say why she dont tell u how nasty that is kissin all them men u dont even know, thats crazy have more respect be a lady and maybe people will like u more.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:43 pm
chance you are not all that wit your fake s curl and ugly attitude
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I really thought chance had this one. Him and new york made cute couple for the most part.
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
I THINK THAT NEW YORK AND CHANCE SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE BECAUSE THEY HAD MORE CHEMISTRY THEN ANY OF THE GIRLS ON HIS SHOW DO.LOVE MZ.TEE
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
hahahhahahah’
thats funnnny now we deffffinatly know the truth.
tru dat chance!!
love and peace babe
December 4th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I just think that NY is pretty much misunderstood. If chance had a chance w NY he should just be happy for that because i would think that that was the only chance he had at a beautiful woman.the girls on his show are skeezers
December 5th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
NEW YORK YOU NOTHIN BUT A LIL HOE CHANCE IM NO NUMBA ONE FAN BUT IM NOTHIN LIKE THAT GURL STALKER THATS WAS ON THE SHOW IF ONLY I COULD HAVE CAME ON THE THE SHOW YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND REAL LOVE I READY FOR WAT EVA YOU GOT TO BRING ON THE TABLE AND I WANT BE LIKE SO HOOD I WOULD LET YOU HAVE TIME FOR THE OTHA GURLS BUT IM IN LUV WIT YOU I LUV YOU CHANCE
December 5th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
good couple
December 7th, 2008 at 1:42 am
new york is pretty…pretty bit**y…haha..
December 7th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
CHANCE IS SEXII DAMN DADDY
December 7th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
CHANCE IS RUDE, AND DUMB.. WHY WOULD HEPUT HER BUSINNESS OUT IN THE STREET LIKE THAT. I DON’T REMEMBER HEARING NEW YORK SAY THAT HAVING SEX WITH CHANCE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A GAY COWBOY!!!LMAO BROKE BACK MOUTAIN LOOKING A**
December 9th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Chance !&+#%`+@^(^$~@^% is 5 inches thats why new york picked tango, and she already told chance she was going to?
December 9th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Bouy i loved chance so much..but watching him on reality tv disgused me. He has no right dissin NY like that.. I hope she f..ks him up in d future…secondly i cant cant to c his and his brother reuion show to show how childish is f…ing #@~$`&&&!!!!@(^ his. He cant even get a woman.. not even on reality Tv..his pick up lines are so lame…
December 13th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
GET OFF CHANCE ^#!_*$&`+~&+`@!% HE IS INTITLED TO HIS OPINION SO IF IT WAS NOT DAT GREAT DEN O WELL NEW YORK SHOULD TIGHTEN UP.DONT BLAME HIM.AND BESIDE HE IS MOVING ON.SO TO ALL THA DUMB MALES,FEMALES,HE/SHES OR WHATEVEA U R GET OFF HIS BACK.
December 16th, 2008 at 12:20 am
LOL, stuffed animal thats great. She always looked dirty to me
December 16th, 2008 at 7:04 am
One word sums thing guy up…..”idiot”
December 16th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Thing = THIS….
December 19th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Dats nastyness right there u don’t kiss n tell if dat wuz me i would have killed u dats not right how u went and told everybody what ya’ll did in da beroom u would’nt like it if u heard dat she said u ahd a little ^)*&+*#$&*)$(^*$
December 19th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
chance should get checked out cuz that b*t*h is nasty
December 20th, 2008 at 1:37 am
<3<3<3<3 i love new york is the best show . new york is so pretty . <3<3<3<3<3
December 21st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I think New York looked better without all those big _@+!^`_@&*)#*&$ s in her face. Those thangs make her look fat for some reason!
December 21st, 2008 at 10:11 pm
typical kuhn
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 am
i like newyork i think she very smart and cute she definley knows how to work the men. come flavor fla.
December 26th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
aww…chance is so damn sexy and New york is a UGLY $$%*^!+$_~+*_~~`^ l0l but fha real tho
December 29th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
wwoooooowwwww!!!!!!!<3
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:47 am
I think newyork is a BIG %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ DRUNK I dont think she know what being sober is you big %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ lush and she is UGLY %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ HELL.Chance didnt need a drunk %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ like that no way Im glad him and his bro got they own show.And let the *)^_*+$%*!~_(@##* be the slut that she is.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:32 am
CHANCE IS SO FINE IM GLAD SHE AINT PICK HIM CUZ THEY WOULD STAY FIGHTIN
January 7th, 2009 at 9:34 am
HE GRABBIN NOTHIN BUT BACK HER BAD BUILT `$!!(^@)(_~+~_@
January 7th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I think that new york looks great with her breast implants.They now look natural and when i get older i thinkin about gettin somebreast inlargements sometimes you cant even tell if they have breast implants…….sometimes…..theres nothin wrong with it and new york gained alot of weight and it looks better with her breast enlargements and gained weight.I am tryna lose weight but in her probleum she needed to gain weight cause she was bones on flavor of love. I am tryna lose 51 pounds.right now
January 18th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
VH1 needs to bring Tiffany back 4-real. She is the drama queen of the universe and America misses the queen !!
January 19th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I miss Chance and New York. Their chemistry for good or for bad was real. I still get chills at the way he looked at her, and the way she melted into herself… near him… She loved him. He loved her. I wish they would try one more time.
March 22nd, 2009 at 11:14 am
chance is so sexy new york was so lucky to have him till the finalist picking tango ugly self .she could have had chance sexy self 4 life but she stupid 4 not know he goy risky and she look better than newyork but him and beyonce would make a good couple too hit me back at shawty lo .com
March 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
chance is cute/hot i wish he was my man
May 4th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
new yrok you are a @)%))^!+^&#!+&!)# girl i love new york 1u2tv1
October 28th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
chance is fake jute like New York so why the &*)$%@^%`_(&*~&_ he tlaking %~(_*#+!^##!~&^^ so the &*)$%@^%`_(&*~&_ he went on the show fo……… tv time 5,4, 3,2,1 it chace thime . dats y he came he can stop tlaking %~(_*#+!^##!~&^^ cuz he knew he wanted it soo niagg plz bicth plz too fack ppls they deverse evec other
October 28th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
chance is fake jute like New York so why the $$#(@^)#~$+#!)!$ he tlaking `*_+**`#+&`&)~@$ so the $$#(@^)#~$+#!)!$ he went on the show fo……… tv time 5,4, 3,2,1 it chace thime . dats y he came he can stop tlaking `*_+**`#+&`&)~@$ cuz he knew he wanted it soo niagg plz bicth plz too fack ppls they deverse evec other
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
well what i think is that New York ia a pretty woman or under cover man….. that she’s a slut and somebody should of’v stuck her in her shiut and lay that *`#^@~%)&^@`^(#%# dwn