Chance Vs. New York…Or Something

Gone-but-not-forgotten I Love Money bootee Chance recently spoke to King magazine about his kinda-sorta former flame New York, and what he has to say is…confusing. Describing sex with New York, Chance says:

“It was like having sex with a stuffed animal—with those fake eyes and fake hair. A stuffed animal with a real set of you-know-what. It feels like having sex with an oversize Cabbage Patch. You got silicone parts that are made for toys.”

It’s all well and good, since expecting sensitivity from Chance is like…well, expecting sensitivity from New York. Although she didn’t have those “silicone parts” until after the first season I Love New York finished taping. But whatever, it gets more confusing when Chance gives his parting advice for the HBIC:

“Stop kissing so many damn guys, man. Relax. Take it slow. Don’t put no more plastic parts on you, because you ain’t a toy. Unless you want to be my toy again. That’s aight, then. Come on down. You know where to find me. But New York, be safe out there. You’re a good person. Stallionaires love you.”

So, having sex with New York was like having sex with a stuffed animal, but Chance isn’t opposed to doing it again. Is this his way of telling us that he’s a plushie?

Regardless, remember the good times, when Chance’s attraction for New York seemed infinitely more straightforward via the gallery below:

[King via ONTD]

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 at 11:40 am

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296 responses to to Chance Vs. New York…Or Something

lala November 26, 2008 at 11:07 pm

you guys do not make a go cupple at all that is not cute to me u r taking bubbles boy i think bubbles and chace make a good cupple.

cc November 26, 2008 at 11:10 pm

was yall having sex with each other yall might have a baby together

CC November 26, 2008 at 11:14 pm

butt graber that is not hot

MOMMIE November 27, 2008 at 10:09 pm

DAMN CHANCE FIND ME SO WE CAN HAVE A FUN SEX I WILL SUCK YA #~%$`@&_~`!!$~#% U SEXY AS `@%~_&#+^_&_@#_( BABY

mamie November 29, 2008 at 5:00 pm

newyork is pretty if she didn’t wear the fake eye lashes im her fan and i think i should let her know that i am 14 nd chance is like a boy i would want wit a gangster side but could be charming

DOLL November 29, 2008 at 8:21 pm

CHANCE IS SO HOT N NEW YORK IF U R GON WHERE LASHES GET MEDIUM SWEETIE. ~%^*KISSES*^%~

Angel st Angela November 30, 2008 at 4:47 am

I don’t really like NY but for chance to go into detail like that shows no proper home training on his mama’s part. to kiss and tell like that is kind of a douchbag thing to do

tree November 30, 2008 at 7:12 pm

new york always kissin on all them men thats nasty have some respect for your self u dont know where they been befour they came to u and u kiss them in front of your mom,she always got something to say why she dont tell u how nasty that is kissin all them men u dont even know, thats crazy have more respect be a lady and maybe people will like u more.

lady December 1, 2008 at 10:43 pm

chance you are not all that wit your fake s curl and ugly attitude

CHINA December 2, 2008 at 1:02 pm

I really thought chance had this one. Him and new york made cute couple for the most part.

MZ.TEE December 3, 2008 at 11:37 am

I THINK THAT NEW YORK AND CHANCE SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE BECAUSE THEY HAD MORE CHEMISTRY THEN ANY OF THE GIRLS ON HIS SHOW DO.LOVE MZ.TEE

Stylesssss December 3, 2008 at 2:45 pm

hahahhahahah’
thats funnnny now we deffffinatly know the truth.
tru dat chance!!
love and peace babe

Ms. Shelley December 4, 2008 at 12:09 pm

I just think that NY is pretty much misunderstood. If chance had a chance w NY he should just be happy for that because i would think that that was the only chance he had at a beautiful woman.the girls on his show are skeezers

OMEISHA December 5, 2008 at 2:46 pm

NEW YORK YOU NOTHIN BUT A LIL HOE CHANCE IM NO NUMBA ONE FAN BUT IM NOTHIN LIKE THAT GURL STALKER THATS WAS ON THE SHOW IF ONLY I COULD HAVE CAME ON THE THE SHOW YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND REAL LOVE I READY FOR WAT EVA YOU GOT TO BRING ON THE TABLE AND I WANT BE LIKE SO HOOD I WOULD LET YOU HAVE TIME FOR THE OTHA GURLS BUT IM IN LUV WIT YOU I LUV YOU CHANCE

simply everything December 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm

good couple

everything is falling apart December 7, 2008 at 1:42 am

new york is pretty…pretty bit**y…haha..

MS. BOSS HOGG December 7, 2008 at 9:37 pm

CHANCE IS RUDE, AND DUMB.. WHY WOULD HEPUT HER BUSINNESS OUT IN THE STREET LIKE THAT. I DON’T REMEMBER HEARING NEW YORK SAY THAT HAVING SEX WITH CHANCE WAS HAVING SEX WITH A GAY COWBOY!!!LMAO BROKE BACK MOUTAIN LOOKING A**

Peratez December 9, 2008 at 10:07 am

Chance !&+#%`+@^(^$~@^% is 5 inches thats why new york picked tango, and she already told chance she was going to?

Nessa December 9, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Bouy i loved chance so much..but watching him on reality tv disgused me. He has no right dissin NY like that.. I hope she f..ks him up in d future…secondly i cant cant to c his and his brother reuion show to show how childish is f…ing #@~$`&&&!!!!@(^ his. He cant even get a woman.. not even on reality Tv..his pick up lines are so lame…

Gabby December 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm

GET OFF CHANCE ^#!_*$&`+~&+`@!% HE IS INTITLED TO HIS OPINION SO IF IT WAS NOT DAT GREAT DEN O WELL NEW YORK SHOULD TIGHTEN UP.DONT BLAME HIM.AND BESIDE HE IS MOVING ON.SO TO ALL THA DUMB MALES,FEMALES,HE/SHES OR WHATEVEA U R GET OFF HIS BACK.

dave December 16, 2008 at 12:20 am

LOL, stuffed animal thats great. She always looked dirty to me

ROSE December 16, 2008 at 7:04 am

One word sums thing guy up…..”idiot”

Rose December 16, 2008 at 7:05 am

Thing = THIS….

Kalia December 19, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Dats nastyness right there u don’t kiss n tell if dat wuz me i would have killed u dats not right how u went and told everybody what ya’ll did in da beroom u would’nt like it if u heard dat she said u ahd a little ^)*&+*#$&*)$(^*$

shay December 19, 2008 at 3:34 pm

chance should get checked out cuz that b*t*h is nasty

valentina December 20, 2008 at 1:37 am

<3<3<3<3 i love new york is the best show . new york is so pretty . <3<3<3<3<3

anastasia December 21, 2008 at 1:38 pm

I think New York looked better without all those big _@+!^`_@&*)#*&$ s in her face. Those thangs make her look fat for some reason!

joe December 21, 2008 at 10:11 pm

typical kuhn

coota boota December 22, 2008 at 11:56 am

i like newyork i think she very smart and cute she definley knows how to work the men. come flavor fla.

NiNiL0V3Sy3W December 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm

aww…chance is so damn sexy and New york is a UGLY $$%*^!+$_~+*_~~`^ l0l but fha real tho

Karla December 29, 2008 at 6:08 pm

wwoooooowwwww!!!!!!!<3

bigred1970 January 3, 2009 at 2:47 am

I think newyork is a BIG %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ DRUNK I dont think she know what being sober is you big %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ lush and she is UGLY %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ HELL.Chance didnt need a drunk %%_*%`*@!%_~~#^ like that no way Im glad him and his bro got they own show.And let the *)^_*+$%*!~_(@##* be the slut that she is.

CHARNELE January 7, 2009 at 9:32 am

CHANCE IS SO FINE IM GLAD SHE AINT PICK HIM CUZ THEY WOULD STAY FIGHTIN

CHARNELE January 7, 2009 at 9:34 am

HE GRABBIN NOTHIN BUT BACK HER BAD BUILT `$!!(^@)(_~+~_@

Tiffani January 7, 2009 at 6:46 pm

I think that new york looks great with her breast implants.They now look natural and when i get older i thinkin about gettin somebreast inlargements sometimes you cant even tell if they have breast implants…….sometimes…..theres nothin wrong with it and new york gained alot of weight and it looks better with her breast enlargements and gained weight.I am tryna lose weight but in her probleum she needed to gain weight cause she was bones on flavor of love. I am tryna lose 51 pounds.right now

Brandi January 18, 2009 at 8:57 pm

VH1 needs to bring Tiffany back 4-real. She is the drama queen of the universe and America misses the queen !!

Elisa January 19, 2009 at 3:39 pm

I miss Chance and New York. Their chemistry for good or for bad was real. I still get chills at the way he looked at her, and the way she melted into herself… near him… She loved him. He loved her. I wish they would try one more time.

shawty lo March 22, 2009 at 11:14 am

chance is so sexy new york was so lucky to have him till the finalist picking tango ugly self .she could have had chance sexy self 4 life but she stupid 4 not know he goy risky and she look better than newyork but him and beyonce would make a good couple too hit me back at shawty lo .com

Tamiera March 22, 2009 at 7:30 pm

chance is cute/hot i wish he was my man

alexus May 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm

new yrok you are a @)%))^!+^&#!+&!)# girl i love new york 1u2tv1

jjj October 28, 2009 at 10:53 pm

chance is fake jute like New York so why the &*)$%@^%`_(&*~&_ he tlaking %~(_*#+!^##!~&^^ so the &*)$%@^%`_(&*~&_ he went on the show fo……… tv time 5,4, 3,2,1 it chace thime . dats y he came he can stop tlaking %~(_*#+!^##!~&^^ cuz he knew he wanted it soo niagg plz bicth plz too fack ppls they deverse evec other

jjj October 28, 2009 at 10:53 pm

chance is fake jute like New York so why the $$#(@^)#~$+#!)!$ he tlaking `*_+**`#+&`&)~@$ so the $$#(@^)#~$+#!)!$ he went on the show fo……… tv time 5,4, 3,2,1 it chace thime . dats y he came he can stop tlaking `*_+**`#+&`&)~@$ cuz he knew he wanted it soo niagg plz bicth plz too fack ppls they deverse evec other

Jessica Jones November 2, 2009 at 1:38 pm

well what i think is that New York ia a pretty woman or under cover man….. that she’s a slut and somebody should of’v stuck her in her shiut and lay that *`#^@~%)&^@`^(#%# dwn

DIANE N December 13, 2009 at 1:39 am

PLEASE DO ANOTHER SHOW WITH NEW YORK, WE LOVE HER AND CANT WAIT TO SEE HER ON TV AGAIN

Thomas Stwalley January 20, 2010 at 2:32 am

Unfortunatley saw part of this show on TV in Moscow. What a waste of money to produce such garbage. I can’t believe you could find 10 men who would want to be with this bimbo. Here, she would be an underworked prostitute. How pathetic….

Roland March 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Please forgive me, I’m new to all this. I have followed VH1.com For a while and this is my first post. I may be off topic but I thought I drop this info on the page. There is a petition Fans have created to Get Tango (From I love New York) a Talk show on the VH1 Network. At first I was like… umm “Huh”… But after checking Him out sence the show I got to say as a Young black male I’m impressed with the good he has done. Looks like His image has gone through a serious make over. I know it’s easy to pick and rip folks down on these blogs and sites, but I really support what he’s doing now, and I hope some of you guys will take a moment out to sign the petition as well. I think a VH1 Day time Talk show would be really cool and Tango would hold it down really nicely.
Here is the link to the petition: http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/tangotalkshow

-Thanks!