I Love Money Recap – Episode 9 – Lying Sack of Spit

When someone told the Entertainer to put his money where his mouth is…

…it’s highly doubtful that they meant it literally. Silly Entertainer, bills are for banks!

With 12 Pack’s ousting, the Orgy Room alliance is just down to two…

…and that’s no way to have an orgy. Heather interviews that there’s no way she’s going to win if her only ally is public enemy No. 1. If only Flavor Flav were on this show so that she could be friends with Public Enemy’s No. 2. Ya picked the wrong recording artist to give your heart (and real estate on your neck) to, Heaths!

Anyway, so in something of a desperate move, Heather attempts to socialize with Brandi and Megan.

Heather pets Lily and calls her “so cute.” Nice that it took her nine episodes to notice! Way to plead your case. Anyway, Megan and Brandi aren’t having it, as we’ll soon see.

C.J. Mail!

C.J.’s voice bulletin regarding the next challenge says that it will test the contestants’ strength, accuracy and agility. Ooh! It must be a challenge based on the time Lacey, Brandi and Heather joined Bret in his room after everyone else had gone to bed! How kinky!

Kidding. And besides, no one’s even thinking that far ahead. Brandi and Megan have a very stimulating conversation on the definition of “agility.”

Brilliant. And if you throw in another “L,” you have the word for when a fish plays sports.

Actually, that’s not Brandi’s final answer. She works through it with Megan like paraplegics in quicksand.

This is actually not wrong.

Nor is this. Funnily enough, what they’re running around right now is the definition (most simply: nimbleness). And in doing so, they’re displaying the exact opposite of agility. Sigh.

The contestants arrive at the site of the next challenge.

Its name?

Its inspiration?

Duh. Based on Pumkin’s pseudo-star-making saliva assault on New York during the penultimate episode of Flavor of Love, various events will test what C.J. refers to as “salival ability” in the realms of distance, height and accuracy. Pumkin is pleased as a pumpkin to have a challenge in her honor: “It makes me feel really good to know that there’s an entire challenge based off something that I did.” Oh yeah, imagine that on a show whose entire conceit is presenting up with challenges based on its contestants’ behavior. That’s like getting excited that the mail that’s arrived at your house is addressed to you.

Whatever. The games begin. The first event will test distance.

This seems to be a good score. Several more people go. Highlights include Hoopz’s surprisingly dainty turn…

…which Real says turns him on. Uh, aren’t you forgetting your bandanna, Bret?

Oh no, wait. There it is. “It turns me on” and a bandanna? I guess Real really is Bret Michaels. This proves it.

Also, Heather has faith that her bronchitis will aid her in this competition. It’s no longer just for impeding people’s lives! What’s amazing about this is that she pronounces it with the “ch” sound intact…

Bronchitis!” Seriously, if there’s any way to make bronchitis fun, surely Heather has found it.

Megan is totally grossed out to go. She literally says, “Ew.”

And that green milk that they are drinking to build up the necessary spit wad really is disgusting. Anyway, Megan’s disdain lands her dead last.

That’ll teach you to scorn green milk, lady!

Brandi goes and she’s terrible, which seems to dismay her (but not her breasts, which are fabulously perky as always)…

After she’s calmed down or whatever, she puts it all into perspective.

I would have to say that I’m probably better at swallowing than spitting!” she announces. Well, at least one thing’s for sure: she sucks.

Finally, the Entertainer goes and his very…special brand of strength applies well to spitting.

This means that Megan, Toasteee and Brandi all have to sit out of the next event. Since she’s last, Megan will end up in the box. Oh well, at least we’re ensured an entertaining Power Outing.

The next event tests the ability to spit high. People jump and spit and jump and spit and for some reason, I’m reminded of Snorks and/or seahorses.

Wouldn’t it be cool if the Entertainer all of a sudden gave birth to half a dozen micro-sized Entertainers, just like a seahorse? They’d come out all, “I loooooooooooooove male pregnancy!”

Anyway, the Entertainer proves to be the highest spitter, as well. He’s awfully talented with his mouth, but then, we already knew that, didn’t we?

The Bottom 3 on this event are the rest of the women.

Haha! Girls suck! This proves it!

The final event is one that requires the remaining guys to spit at targets of different point values — the smaller the bull’s eye, the greater the amount of points there are to be gained.

During the course of the Entertainer’s run, we see this:

…which leads to the question: which is the bigger target, the actual target or the Entertainer’s ass? Also, is it weird that his tightly sheathed ass is erotic? Yes? I don’t care. I’m fine with weird.

Whiteboy goes and seems to flounder…

…though, Real does bang-up work.

Maybe. It’s unclear how well he did until C.J. finally announces the total point tallies — and the Entertainer takes it all! He celebrates in a manner that can only be described as Phelpsian.

Back at home, the Entertainer addresses most everyone except for Hoopz, Whiteboy and Real, saying that he wants Hoopz and Real to be voted into the box. Megan, who’s clearly at the most risk of losing this time, since, you know, the Entertainer hates her and all, agrees to make this happen.

The Entertainer waits patiently, sipping from a giant pitcher and looking not one bit crazy.

As usual!

Heather interviews that, “the Entertainer is saying he wants Hoopz in the box and this and that, but I’m thinking, why not Megan?” Um, because she’s already in the box? Keep up, Heather. It’s not that hard. You’re there, we’re not.

Meanwhile, the Entertainer reveals his true plan: he wants Megan, Hoopz and Real in the box so that he can scare Hoopz and Real into liking him. His plan is to eliminate Megan, thereby “saving” Hoopz and Real and gaining their respect for doing so. And then a hero comes along. And then you run away frightened, but shhh! Don’t tell him that.

This requires some planning with Whiteboy. The Entertainer tells him straight up that he wants in on his alliance. Whiteboy is less than open to the idea.

The Entertainer, in a bit of oddly still desperation, says that he wanted to link up with Whiteboy, et. al. from the beginning, because Whiteboy is real and Real is obviously real (hence the name) and blah blah blah. It’s a case of real finding real finding Real. To pledge his support, the Entertainer promises that he won’t stab Whiteboy in the back. He says the word “ever” nine times in about five seconds. Way to inadvertently announce that you’re a fast-talker, there, Frank. He also fist-bumps Whiteboy like half a dozen times.

He keeps asking for more so that by the end, Whiteboy is, like, pummeling him.

Whiteboy ends up breaking skin, but it doesn’t matter says the Entertainer, because, “I feel no pain.” That explains a lot about his willingness to make an ass out of himself, actually. Insight!

Then, the Entertainer and Heather take one more stab at preserving their crumbled alliance.

“I promise Megan will go home, just get Hoopz and Real in that box,” the Entertainer says somewhat frantically. But where does his alliance-building initiative leave Heather, she wonders in an interview. Well, girl, we all die alone. Try taking solace in that!

Meanwhile, the blondes + Toasteee are all freaking out that the Entertainer has the power this time around.

They decide that it’s most important to get Heather out of there, and so they decide that instead of following the Entertainer’s advice, they’ll vote Heather in the box. Heather must have heard a ringing in her ears or a tingling in her tatters or something because she walks up as they’re having this conversation…

God, this is going to hurt.

Vault time!

Hoopz’s name is called and no one votes for her. That’s queer! Heather’s name is called and…

everyone votes for her. Queerer and queerer. In response, Real hilariously lets out a…

…”Wooooow!” in the style of Flavor Flav. Quick, Heather, sit on his face! Make a fast alliance! Show your social agility! Sadly, that doesn’t happen. But what does happen is that Brandi also gets unanimously voted in the box.

When the Entertainer finds out that no one followed his requested plan, he’s pissed.

Heather explains that Megan and Brandi did not vote for Hoopz, as requested. The Entertainer points out that neither did she. This is true, but seriously, can you blame her? It would be pointless to make enemies at this point by throwing up her hand for an opponent, since her single vote wouldn’t do anything anyway. She’s not your superwoman, Entertainer. She’s not the kind of girl that you can let down and think that everything’s OK. Especially when she’s up against what she describes as, “liars and phonies and floaters.” Oh my.

Power Outing!

Whoever that guy is in charge informs the group that they’ll be eating American food today. The phrase “American food” is repeated so many times that it loses what little meaning it has. Basically, it means that they’ll be having a barbecue, which pleases the Entertainer so, since he’s sick of all the rice and beans he’s had to put up with being in Mexico. Oh yeah, I’m so sure that a) that’s all they have in that obviously stocked mansion and that b) his palate is discriminating at all. Again, this is the dude who had New York’s (and Heather’s!) foot in his mouth.

During the Power Outing, there is frolicking…

…and merriment by way of watching Megan eat ribs.

For some reason, I find this image wholly shocking. The Entertainer talks about eliminating her and Brandi. Megan suggests that he eliminate someone who’s not going to keep him from winning (i.e. Heather), and the Entertainer counters by saying that sometimes his thinking isn’t rational. Entertainer, you so touché-zy!

When it comes time for the one-on-one, the Entertainer elects to spend it with Heather. She reacts almost exactly as 12 Pack did when Toasteee chose him for the one-on-one: all, “Why me? I thought we were straight!”

The Entertainer really doesn’t like that Heather deviated from their plan. She goes through the whole superwoman bit again, but the Entertainer isn’t having it, really. Once Brandi and Megan return, in fact, he’s super-friendly to them.

Heather is not amused.

Brandi and Megan return the friendliness in spades and almost-visible nipples back at home when they offer to massage him.

They’re like a pair of cougars. Also, they are like predatory older women.

Brandi covers the top half…

…while Megan’s territory is the bottom.

They explain that no girl in the house likes Heather because she did all of them wrong. What’d she do to Toasteee and Pumkin? And Megan and Brandi for that matter, actually? The Entertainer doesn’t care about what Heather did to others, just to him. “She ruined your plan this morning,” says Megan, who, uh, also ruined his plan this morning. But I guess Heather’s not rubbing all up on him so her ruining was worse than Megan’s ruing.

Also?

Whatever they’re rubbing on him starts to pill up into little balls. It looks like boogers. That’s not sexy unless, I guess, you’ve got a respiratory fetish, which I actually wouldn’t put past the Entertainer.

Toward the end of the massage, the Entertainer adopts a pseudo-post-coital glow and says…

And surely watching him stretch out the drama in between is purgatory.

Elimination!

C.J. asks the Entertainer what he learned on the Power Outing and the Entertainer reports that he learned that Megan loves bathing suits. “I think that’s all she owns,” he says. First of all, it took him this long to realize that? Did he just get rid of his baby eyes? And second of all, how the hell did the Power Outing teach him that when it was one of the only scenes in this entire show when Megan wasn’t wearing a bikini? Oh Entertainer. Your confusion confuses me so.

The Entertainer mentions the way Heather withdrew when 12 Pack left. It hurt him big time and he emphasizes this by gesturing to his heart…

…so that way you can really tell that he’s lying. Heather pleads her loyalty and is shot down immediately by Brandi and Megan, whose mini-alliance could be described as the B.M. alliance. It’s so appropriate considering that they’re full of crap.

Screaming ensues. Heather accuses them of lying. Heather accuses them of ganging up on her. Heather accuses them of jealousy since she got with 12 Pack. Brandi sort of hilariously interviews, “Heather starts yelling at us. You’re not at a strip-club, honey. You don’t have to scream at me. I can hear you.” Oh snap! You know a girl’s busting out the sassy guns when “honey” enters the conversation. The only thing that could make that statement queenier is if Brandi were wearing her crown when she said it.

Craig and the Entertainer sit down while this goes on.

Real reports that it’s great, like watching Rock of Love again. OMG, I would kill to watch Rock of Love live. They should totally adapt it for ice and take it around the country. I bet Rock of Love‘s demographic and that of adapted shows for ice isn’t very different at all.

Anyway, Brandi gets the first check due to her non-threat status.

Entertainer makes her kiss him and she does so reluctantly. Whatever, at least you got away with only having to tend to the cheek, you know

Then, the Entertainer calls up Megan. He says he was ready to void her check as well as this one…

I love that he drew a tongue on it and that said tongue looks like a tube of lipstick, as lipstick reminds me of the genitalia of dogs. It all comes full circle! Anyway, the Entertainer is clearly pleased with his rendering.

Megan is so not.

Aw, it’s the bad-smell face we saw so much on Rock of Love 2! That’s the Megan I know and love! Welcome back, confused-disgusted girl!

And speaking of confusion and disgust, Megan is not going home! The Entertainer had to “think and think and think” about this decision, and at least he knows what he’s getting with Megan. Ever-morphing conniving? Heather’s “betrayal” was too shocking for him to be able to deal. He accuses Heather of pushing him away and then asks for a hug and she refuses. Ha! See, she is consistent!

Heather’s exit interview is awesome. “I hope they all lose, they all f***ing suck…some a-hole with a black heart and black soul is gonna get this money, and they don’t deserve it.” Speaking of the girl I know and love! Welcome back s***-talking, Heather! Sucks that you’re leaving so soon.

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96 responses to to I Love Money Recap – Episode 9 – Lying Sack of Spit

Male Seahorse September 1, 2008 at 11:10 am

YOU THERE! Stop making fun of me RIGHT now! I’m the one who have babies AND?

Grr, I’ll drown you if you’re in the Bahamas buddy. Watch yourself.

paul; September 1, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Megan sucks she needs too go home ,because she is a fake ($_@`)&^&^)#(@^ backstbbing ^+%&+%%%_@~%$%!&%

Gina September 1, 2008 at 12:58 pm

I can’t believe that Megan was finally put in the box and the dumb jerk didn’t get rid of her. She is a sneaky, manipulative liar and they’re all pretty naive not to see what she’s really doing. All the girls except Hoops should be voted off. Hoops and Real are the only two players who deserve to be there.

Chelsea September 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm

I think the Entertainer is GREAT!! I hope he wins, he actually would deserve it… unlike any of the rest of em. Heather is such a LOSER… so glad she’s gone!! You may hate her, but Megan is the Bod on the show!

Bob September 1, 2008 at 1:50 pm

GO GO GO ENTERTAINER — HANG IN THERE!! WE LOVE WATCHING YOU. YOU DESERVE TO WIN THIS!!

meathead September 1, 2008 at 2:01 pm

God, you are an idiot…Sexyguy…with your fake websites. you aren’t even a dude….you fraud. I also just realized something. The fact that you can’t spell and you always say the same sh-it, is not because you’re an idiot. It’s because you’re a kid. An idiot kid. GET SOME NEW MATERIAL @SSHOLE!!!!!!!!

Kathi September 1, 2008 at 2:11 pm

How awesome would it have been if in the middle of the cat fight, they had Bret Michaels come out.
And last week I said that it Whiteboy wins, I would never watch another VH1 reality show, and what do I see: Rock of Love Charm School!! Damn You VH1!!! You win this round!!!!

Yesss September 1, 2008 at 2:40 pm

Dude any of you who say heather was a stupid choice… READ THIS !+$$!@~(`+~(%*`! SHE WAS HIS ALLIANCE. SHE WOULD KEEP HIM FROM WINNING. EVENTUALLY SHE WOULD TURN HER BACK ON HIM. THE ALLIANCE WAS 2 PEOPLE… NOT A GROUP.

Best choice right there.

Megan is going to win this whole thing. She makes everyone do what she wants. :)

Eddie September 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm

HOOPZ – da man, you got to go boy. maybe they will have another charm school to teach you how to act like a girl instead of a bully-man.

HEATHER – sucks. she is the true crazy insane one. gross and violent.

MEGAN – Hot, but sneaky… she may win.

ENTERTAINER – THE WINNER ALL AROUND!!!

Robin September 1, 2008 at 3:27 pm

Personally Heather being voted off came as a surprise. I really thought that with as much as Hoopz was disliked by the Entertainer she would have been the one. I think that this is a mistake. Should be interesting on the next show because they are all going to be turning on each other.

Brianna September 1, 2008 at 3:44 pm

i think eveybody n da house fake i mean thank about it all dat money i wud do eveythang i cud do to stay n da house to

ILoveHeather September 1, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Entertainer I hope Destiney dumped you, you do not deserve a beautiful woman liker her and you do not desrve heather’s friendship, I am supporting Whiteboy now.

evacandygal September 1, 2008 at 3:57 pm

I use to like the entertainer,but after tonight…i see him as a pathetic loser,when he sucked ~%$(%%~&*%%%~#$ with whiteboy,it totally discusted me.i never have liked meagan but she is the only one who actually knows how to play the game….so hats off to meagan.and i cannot wait tosee hoopzs,real,and whiteboy voted off.

tj September 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm

As stupid as this may sound since 12 pack is gone im gunning for brandy c i mean nobody thinks shes a threat….nobodys ever even considers her in elimination so she could take this. i hate megan but she can play the game. so hopefully entertainer can move out if he wins or bandy c

KAY KAY September 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm

MAN I WAS VERY SURPRISED THAT THE ENTERTAINMENT GOT RID OF HEATHER, ALTHOUGH SHE DESERVED TO GO HOME BECAUSE SHE WAS IN AN ALLIANCE WITH HIM, AND HEATHER WOULD HAV ETURNED HER BACK ON THE ENTERTAINER IN A MINUTE. I ALSO BELIEVE THAT THE ENTERTAINER DESERVES THE MONEY SO THAT HE CAN FINALLY MOVE OUT OF HIS PARENTS HOUSE. I STILL THINK THAT HOOPZ NEEDS TO HAVE HER MANLY LOOKING `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ SENT HOME BECAUSE SHE ISNT A REAL TEAM PLAYER AND SHE’S ALSO A HOE. I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH HOOPZ IN MICHIGAN, AND SHE’S A FAKE `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ S ^!@#^(@^%@_+*@)_! THAT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO KEEP HER LEGS CLOSED. SHE’S ALL TALK AND NO ACTION. SHE CAN’T BACK HER ~+&~)#^+@#@#!&#! UP AT ALL, AND NO I’M NOT HATING, AND YES I AM WOMAN ENOUGH TO SAY ALL OF THIS ~+&~)#^+@#@#!&#! TO HER FACE. SOMEONE IS GOING TO WHUP HOOPZ `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ BECAUSE SHE HAS TOO MUCH MOUTH, AND SHE IS TOO DAMN @~(~~*)##+$)%`~+ Y. AS FOR MEGAN, HER `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ REALLY NEEDS TO BE SENT HOME BECAUSE SHE’S A MANIPULATIVE,SNEAKY,CONFUSED, DUMBASS HOE. MEGAN IS NOT GOING TO WIN THIS ~+&~)#^+@#@#!&#! AT ALL, AND BRANDI NEEDS TO HAVE HER PORN STAR LOOKING `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ SENT HOME TOO. IF HOOPZ WOULD HAVE GOTTEN UP MY FACE LIKE THAT, LIKE SHE DID TO THE ENTERTAINER, I WOULD HAVE DONE A TKO ON HER `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ I’M MAY BE A LADY AND DRESS LIKE A LADY, BUT I FIGHT LIKE A MAN, AND I KNOW HOW TO BACK MY ~+&~)#^+@#@#!&#! UP UNLIKE HOOPZ. HOOPZ JUST NEEDS TO TAKE HER `~+)^+$_*^($!&$ BACK TO MARYVILLE TENNESSEE, AND STAY HOME WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

Maria September 1, 2008 at 4:36 pm

I agree ILoveHeather, Destiney is too good for the Entertainer. Entertainer is a traitor to Destiney in this episode letting other women rub him up so I hope she dumps him. He is a loser and she can do so much better.

Reisha September 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm

I love how this show is heading. TOASTEE should be the next one voted off, then PUMKIN. i realize that MEGAN and BRANDI C are having their own alliance. after PUMKIN IS GONE JUS TWO BLONDES ON THE SHOW.THE ENTERTAINER IS THE ONLY PROBLEM.ACCORDING TO THE NEXT CHALLENGE
WE’LL SEE WHICH TEAM PLAYER IS WEAK TO SEND HOME. i like HOOPZ her personality is exactly like mine, she’s tomboyish and takes no `*#)%%+$+&_*_*_^ she should win this money.i like her team mates real and whiteboy.but im getting a bad feeling that ENTERTAINER AND HOOPZ IN A WAR,HE OR BRANDI C OR MEGAN MIGHT SEND HOOPZ HOME????????????NO!NO!NO!

annay September 1, 2008 at 5:56 pm

you suck haather do you no what this means dghbhgys bhygyd bhs

daddyslilpsycho September 1, 2008 at 6:33 pm

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Why did he have to vote Heather off, she deserved to win so that she can get that stupid tattoo removed. Bret M should have to pay for it now. WHY OH WHY will no one vote off stupid Megan! I thought the Entertainer hated her so much. well then why didn’t he vote her off?? She probably did him some sexual favors and so thats why shes still there. This show is starting to blow

jlisas777 September 1, 2008 at 6:53 pm

HEATHER THE ONLY BLACK HEART IS YOURS ENTERTAINER REALLY IS A DUMB $_!~$(@#~*$`+&( GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT

Emmjae September 1, 2008 at 7:03 pm

This episode is just more proof that this entire show is contrived. The producers know how they want it to go, and…surprise surprise….that’s how it goes. They keep that idiot megan on because she causes drama, which you the viewer like to watch. If I hear her say one more time that “everything is going according to the plan” with that dumb look on her face (which is flat by the way, like she got whacked with a frying pan) i am going to go strangle the next chihuahua i see. She thinks she is some mastermind, but it is astounding how much she just sucks at life. I mean seriously, can you think of any other reason for the ridiculous and confusing elimination of Heather by Entertainer??? Who supposedly hates Megan?? These contestants are all puppets.

Brenda September 1, 2008 at 7:13 pm

Emmajae you are 100% right I have read on Dallas’s (from Rock of Love1) that Megan is dating one of the VH1 producers that is why she keeps getting on every show and getting so much time on her. It is truely disgusting.

So over this September 1, 2008 at 7:19 pm

I suppose I’m not so over this since I still read the blog but the show has gotten too nasty for me to watch. Now that I see my straight girl crush (and last decent human) Heather is gone, I have no reason even to turn in for the last 10 minutes like I have the last 2 weeks.

The paymaster September 1, 2008 at 8:00 pm

FRANK (THE ENTERTAINER) IS A DUMB $#@!%)$%%+`_()_ HE WAS MAD AT HEATHER FOR NOT MAKING SURE HOOPZ WAS IN THE BOX,LIKE HE ONE VOTE CAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE VOTE THE SAME. AND IF SHE WOULD HAVE PUT HER HAND UP IT WOULD OF BEEN A BAD LOOK FOR HER.FRANK IS STUPID BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT HIM OFF ANYWAY!!!I GURANTEE IF HE ISNT PAYMASTER IN THE NEXT SHOW HE WILL GO HOME…

Yolanda September 1, 2008 at 8:03 pm

I wish that Heather was still on the show. The Entertainer made another bad call and I think it will return to haunt him. Megan seriously has overstayed her welcome and it time for her to go followed by Brandi, Pumkin, and Toastee. I don’t care who wins as long as it’s not any of these 4 I just named.

emmjae September 1, 2008 at 8:17 pm

Brenda, that is very interesting. Where is that blog?

Megan Hauserman September 1, 2008 at 8:36 pm

hi everyone !

Jay Jay September 1, 2008 at 8:47 pm

OMG….this show is becoming more and more predictable and obvious that its scripted. The decisions by the paymasters aren’t rational nor make any sense. You can already tell who is going to get eliminated by their state of mind prior to elimination. If they say “Oh, Im not worried, Im not going home” – that means they are getting VOIDED. The writers of this show should switch it up a bit. Leave some room for actual suspense and curiosity. Put in a twist somewhere. I’d rather watch animal planet….at least the events in the jungle are REAL.

Beatrice September 1, 2008 at 8:55 pm

The Entertainer is stupid for letting Heather go she was his only friend and now he has no one but him self and thats a lonely feeling oh well to him good luck on the next show you’ll need it

dude September 1, 2008 at 9:43 pm

well in the credits after each episode it says STORY PRODUCER, hello everyone its all plotted out and fixed. I think its funny how we all root for someone and that person always loses because it convinces us that we will stay tuned into for the next episode or next season. I thought heather kicked &`+!*+~%*&$)&^) but I guess the story producer thought she wasn’t making any good ratings, so they booted her &`+!*+~%*&$)&^) so if this is true then megan or brandi will win because the whole show is wrapped around megans menipulation and brandy’s stupiddiness, which means one of the 2 will win

tammy macmillan September 1, 2008 at 9:43 pm

What the @$+_&@%~)~)@_#%~ entertainer. u sent home 1 of the better people. she had your back all the way. megan is going to @$+_&@%~)~)@_#%~ u. u don’t see what we see !!!!! as 4 so called whiteboy gose, he is what we call a w\b. and that is not a good thing. your playing for alot of $$$$$. i guess we’ll see what happens next week. tammy from bosston ma

jellybeanie September 1, 2008 at 10:07 pm

I feel badly for Heather but maybe it was good for her to at least not have to deal with all those shady people. Entertainer you are an !))~^_($%~#%%`$ I can’t wait to watch you go down next….they all played you like the fool you are!

Jamd September 1, 2008 at 10:10 pm

o mi god. All the pay-masters so far have been complete idiots getting rid of the wrong people except when pumkin eliminated chance. But the two of the dumbest decisions were made by toastee…keeping real and whiteboy. Another made by entertainer for not putting whiteboy in the box and getting rid of him when he had the chance and not keeping Heather. Have fun having no alliance Entertainer…

tiffany September 1, 2008 at 10:25 pm

entertanir is 30 years and still living with mom and he calls the dog i mea she is so is megan but i think hethaer did not need to go but they need to get rid of white boy he is going to be the cause of a lot of problems entertanir needs to go back home to his parnts thats why new yorkn let him go he is a loser

Engee September 1, 2008 at 11:14 pm

What is Megan still doing in that house? She needs to be kicked out immediately. WhiteBoy, Real, and Hoopz need to go home. They feel like they are the untouchables. I think Entertainer’s decision to eliminate Heather might come back to bite him in the @&#+!)#+@$~&&@~ Although, if i were in his shoes, i would have probably done the same thing, cos Heather proved to be unreliable. I want the Entertainer to win, he truly is fun to watch.

MONEYBLACK September 1, 2008 at 11:26 pm

I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE SENT MEGAN HOME, BUT THE ENTERTAINER DID HAVE A GOOD POINT ABOUT HEATHER BETRAYING HIM. SHE DID FLIP ON THAT MAN AND DISTANCE HERSELF AWAY FROM HIM AT FIRST, OF COURSE, TIL HE WON. THEN SHE WANTED TO BE A SO CALL ALLIANCE AGAIN…LOL. THEN SHE SHOULD HAVE RAISED HER HAND IN THE ELIMINATION ROOM NO MATTER WHO THE %$(*$&*^_+)##+_^ RAISED THERE HAND OR NOT. THAT +~_^$)$$&&_%@%_! WASNT COOL AT ALL, AND I WOULDNT TRUST NO SHIESTY )(%)!$“(%_(%$* PERSON LIKE THAT EITHER. SO ROCK ON ENTERTAINER, ATLEAST YOU DO KNOW A SHADY )(%)!$“(%_(%$* PERSON WHEN YOU SEE ONE, BUT DAMN MAN, YOU STILL SHOULD HAVE LET LOOSE MEGAN…THIS WAS YOUR SECOND OPPORTUNITY.

Megan September 1, 2008 at 11:31 pm

Entertainer…you are a back stabbing douchebag! Heather, you should have laid that skank megan out while you had the chance. you were right when you said that that there is nobody left who deserves the money. they do all suck!

money will do some damn things... September 1, 2008 at 11:39 pm

Well the show gets stupider as the weeks go on . All the good one;s have are gone and as far as who i think should win…? probally whiteboy but it probally will be Meagan Hated her on ROL (skank) and hate her more now and she;s NOT that hot c’mon people she would be Hotter if she wasn’t so damn STUPID!! and as far as Brandi what an Idiot!! I don’t think the loyalty of any of them deserves to win Entertainer should be the next to go because he’s soooooooo damn dumb listening to the two boobs and then meagan,Brandi,Toastee(backstabber),Pumkin (eewww) Real(whiteboy !%~))^$^)`*!!@)~* and hoopz then whiteboy they are the only two normal people left please don’t disapoint us with another stupid reality show or a second ILM!!
Until next week Money will make you into a CRAZY $!()*^(^~)`+^&( person!!

Lee September 2, 2008 at 1:18 am

I can’t believe Entertainer sent home Heather. Megan should’ve been the one to go. From day one the Entertainer wanted her gone when she tried to cause confusion between 12 Pack and Heather. All of sudden he forgot about all of that. Why wasn’t White Boy voted put in that box??? White Boy and Real are going to get into it soon over Hoops I think. I saw it in the trailer when they first started the show. Maybe the show will get more interesting then because I am just disappointed every time I watch it now. Meagan should be gone! I think that Brandi C. is going to win because everyone keeps saying she’s not a threat! She is going to surprise all of their ***(^(%$`_`#)~$ es, lol.

lena September 2, 2008 at 1:34 am

I for some reason am addicted to this dumb show, and reallly felt bad when heather was eliminated, I could understand her when she said that noone deserves the money and that they aren’t good hearted, it is a real back stabbing game, it is hard to pick who should win when they just seem so greedy…it is extremely frustrating to watch and so confusing, when I see them give people their word and then,( like toasty did with destiny,) totally go against it, it is so hard for me to relate, I agree with one post that says that it will be whiteboy, he seems to be somewhat real, and hoopz as well, hopefully one of those two, but hopefully not megan, she just seems so cold hearted and mean, she is a manipulator…but what comes around goes around and if she wins, I never want to watch vh1 again, it’s getting sickening…she should of been kicked out long ago, but all I can say at this point is that, god doesn’t like ugly…

robsthebest September 2, 2008 at 2:17 am

Actually, entertainer made the right choice for himself by sending heather home. i was rooting for the 12 pack, heather and entertainer alliance, but since heather and entertainer were the next targets, he had to do what was best for him. and i think it will work. no one liked heather, and since her only friend got rid of her, the others might feel they can trust him. and at first i hated megan too, but you’ve got to admit she is pretty smart. all the people she wanted gone have left. so now i like her because she’s really smart. im still rooting for the entertainer, but i really dont think he’s gonna win.

supervenient September 2, 2008 at 2:27 am

Why does everyone think Pumkin made the right choice eliminating Chance. He was the best person to keep around, to help his own team lose.

If Chance didnt want to take off his bandana, Chance didn’t. If Chance didnt want to kiss Mr. Boston, Chance didn’t. etc…Chance couldnt swim either.

Brandi. C NEEDS to go. She is weak in competitions, but the strongest where it counts. She can go in the box and stay safe. This also allows others to use her to keep themselves out of the box.

Can't touch this September 2, 2008 at 5:28 am

How stupid can you all be. Haven’t you figured out yet that this is just a stupid show that was filmed months ago. These people on here are just trying to make a living and most of them are still friends. It’s a competition not a match making show or one to get your approval. The producers suck because they are predictable. Stop ~_!*+`+$$$*!@@&&^ ing or stop watching if you don’t like it. They’re all backstabbers because that’s what reality tv is. When you put a bunch of people in a house with nothing but alcohol, no books, tvs, radios, etc. what do you expect? Sex, fights, drama and a lot of good ratings for the producers. Quit blaming everyone else the producers are the ones raking in the money and the cast gets very little money only humility. Way to go VH1!

Napes September 2, 2008 at 11:31 am

i love heather!!

this show is disappointing the shiz out of me that all these low-lifers are becoming big-timers. seriously, in ‘of love’ history, who would imagine that megan would trump heather? that the entertainer would outlast 12 pack and chance? that toastee is still hanging on?

i mean, fair is fair–if people are winning challenges it makes sense for them to stay. but so much more attention had been put on megan and the ‘secret alliance’ than heather since the beginning.

im just bummed. heather was and is great!

yana September 2, 2008 at 12:56 pm

i am hooked on all the reality shows on vh1. i love money get me laughing up a storm everytime, when i see how stupid some people can really be. it’s really SHOCKING. i can’t believe that megan pulled it off once again. at first i thought that she was really a mean kanky dumb blonde but i take it all back. the girl is a f%#$*&% genius. she have everybody like a puppet. brandi c, brook, entertainer, white boy, tastee, real everybody. but now she have to look out cause if she slacks up just a little bit on whiteboy he will get her. she better don’t let those feeling get in her head. keep working them megan. since you can manage to turn entertainer from totally hating you to keeping safe in the game, i mean that is genius work. and real have a shot at it too, if he would just get hold of his d&%$ , and not let hoppz play him. am gonna keep watching cause this show is full of surpises!!! and i wish somebody would send home brandi c and tastee their time is way past up, i mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subsequent Acquiesce September 2, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Napes is dead on.

There should be something to make the game more fair. People should have a level of power of their vote, or not even be allowed to vote, based off of their performance.

Also, VH1 does not have to give this much attention to the villian. I havent watched the last few re-runs of the show because there is just TOO MUCH Megan to tolerate.

Lynne September 2, 2008 at 1:44 pm

I want Megan and her #~%(~+)~!^!+^#+&!* ed dog to go home. Then she can make that stupid confused face she had when Brett elminated her on Rock Of Love.

Elizabeth Rodriguez September 2, 2008 at 1:51 pm

he should of gotten rid of brandi C
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lawoman71 September 2, 2008 at 2:00 pm

he should’ve gotten rid of Megan honestly

yaya September 2, 2008 at 3:32 pm

ugh…….i hate megan.