New York Goes To Hollywood Recap - Episode 7 - Make Up To Break Up
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Except in this case, “sweet” means “good TV.” If ever there were a modern translation of Shakespeare, surely this is it.
We begin where we left off: after a romantic-or-is-it-just-acting-oh-no-wait-it’s-romantic afternoon with Vos, he drives New York home where her estranged reality TV-hatched beau Tailor Made awaits and prepares a romantic meal for just the two of them. A romantic meal that involves champagne on ice and burritos in wrappers.
Yep. That seems appropriately classy.
New York is surprised to find Tailor waiting for her. But her level of excitement isn’t exactly high — she reacts not so much as you would to a surprise gift, but to, say, a surprise period.
“I’m so not happy to see Tailor Made,” she interviews. Well, at least she isn’t pregnant!
What Whiteboy would call “scrappin’” begins almost immediately.
“You don’t f***in’ love me!” she yells at him. Clearly, resentment has been building up in her for some time. Perhaps that is why she’s looked so busty lately. The bickering continues. At one point, New York turns to Vos, whom Tailor condescendingly tipped as though he was Tiff’s chauffeur when they walked in, and says, “I’m just sorry that you had to bear witness to this s*** stain on my life!” What Deelishis’ birthmark is to her eyebrow (per New York’s words), so is Tailor Made to New York’s life. That really puts things into perspective.
Cartoonishly (which is to say, in a completely normal fashion for New York), she and Vos rehearse their scene in the midst of this bitchfest.
Tailor critiques Vos’ delivery. He stands up so as to underline how non-menacing he can be.
Vos asks him if he works out and he says, “No, I don’t need to.” “Yes you do,” is Vos’ retort. Ha! Not that someone like Buddha couldn’t use Vos as a toothpick or anything, but you know, at least he was momentarily witty.
Vos leaves and Tailor Made and New York share what she deems “an adult dinner,” the distinction being that it doesn’t involve sippy cups or chicken fingers.
Because it’s otherwise childish. Tailor Made says something about supporting Tiffany, and she takes issue with that word. She also says it’s big. I suppose support is a large concept for New York, considering the amount she needs to stand up straight. Tailor Made says something about this visit helping their relationship and Tiff snaps back, “What relationship?”
She also takes off her ring and waves her fingers at him so that he knows that she means business.
Unsurprisingly, this leads to a huge blowup, which in turn leads to Tailor Made storming out of the house. Tiffany takes his framed picture…
…and when she realizes the trash can is too small for her to stuff it in…
…she lays it on the top, face down.
Hmmm. It would seem that, if only for a brief flicker of a moment, the trash can has forced Tiff to abdicate her role as H.B.I.C. Kind of humbling, it must be.
No matter, the next day finds Tiffany revitalized. She’s nice to Lizza, for one thing.
“Don’t you look…sluttish,” she tells her assistant. At first it seems like an insult, but then she follows it up with, “You better work, bitch!” so you know she means it as a compliment. But then considering her beauty standards, of course she does.
She practices for the day’s Shakespeare showcase with a pillow.
Well, at least it’s more animated than Vos.
She calls Tailor Made to invite him to today’s theatrical festivities, but he doesn’t pick up. She leaves a voicemail. It’s uncommonly kind. And then, she gets to acting school, where she and her classmates will perform their scenes as sort of a graduation.
She sits and awaits being called up by Scott. Right before she’s set to go on, Tailor Made strolls in. Aw, he does care! Tiffany performs that nightingale/lark scene from Romeo & Juliet with a shirtless Vos.
She’s seriously not bad. Seriously. She even cries real tears! And since Shakespeare (or whoever) undoubtedly realized that punctuating this scene with a kiss would make a wonderful point of romantic ambiguity in a reality show one day, New York kisses Vos with much gusto in plain view of Tailor Made.
Tailor, for the record, isn’t a jerk about this. He commends New York on the way out…
Similarly, before she left, New York’s acting teacher Scott says that while he wasn’t certain when Tiffany entered the class, he’s now sure that she has the acting gene. At last, Scott realizes what the rest of us have known since early 2006.
Because she “loves him” and hopes that things will “work out,” New York takes Tailor out to lunch to Dolce.
He says supportive things regarding her acting. He’s her spiritual bra. Such a task. She’s not really having it, though, and she admits that she resents him for abandoning her. But she’s the one who moved to Hollywood! But the relationship was over long before! They go back and forth. It’s impossible to get a grasp on what actually happened. She thinks fame went to his head and he changed after I Love New York 2 began airing; he thinks that she just can’t handle all the time he spends on his work. He says he doesn’t feel like bringing up her emotional volatility, which puts them at a stalemate.
A standoff even. With nothing resolved, it’s time for them to part ways, which they also bicker about. Finally, New York says, “Oh, this is my table. You walk from here. I’m not getting up.” Ha! That makes putting up with their squabbling totally worth it. Tailor slams his chair back and flounces off.
Why so babyish? New York tells us definitively, “It’s over.” Then, in the previews for next week, we see her in negotiations for I Love New York 3. So that way she can do this all again! So much for “over.”
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September 18th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
oh hell no…i cant stand another season 3 of anything
September 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Iam not suprised at the break up. You cant turn a hoe into a house wife. Tailor made needs to find himself a real woman and leave that trash alone. Tiffany will wind up either in porn movies or back in New York, where she belongs. Right with the rest of the dirty rodents. I hope she takes her stupid mother back with her. I dont watch the show but I hear about ti at work, I think its really tasteless for a so-called women to carry herself the way T. Polard does. I dont know what kind of joke VH1 IS PLAYING NOW, BUT THEY NEED TO GO AHEAD AND END THIS SHOW AND LET pOLARD REALIZE THAT SHE HAS NO TALENT AND THE WORLD IS SICK OF SEEING AND HEARING HER. I WILL LMAO WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:00 am
you are not the hbic your the ubnic {{ugly &`*%(&~)$@~*%(^(^ not in charge}} and if i had to be on a reality show wit you i would’a been slapped yo ^*&*++&%%`@`#+! no lie &`*%(&~)$@~*%(^(^ and tailor made was cheatin on yo monkey ^*&*++&%%`@`#+! n.e ways!!!!!
have another reality show ain’t nobody gonna watch it cause we all know ain’t nobody gonna fit wit you. You should just be an actor so when ppl watch your movies they can laugh at you duck ^*&*++&%%`@`#+! Have a nice life “new york”!!!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Hahaha ^&%@&#&%^^@++&%^^ can’t keep a man……..?
Dajah say’s duhhhh the ^&%@&#&%^^@++&%^^ id ugly as $&!_#*@^(*_(@#` k!!!!!!!
=D hahahaha……BITCH!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I’m glad that they are no longer a couple. He was WAY too good for her ugly +!+~+~(*(^)$^() anyway. She was just too stupid to appricate a GOOD MAN when it was in front of her. I think what she really wants is some big dude whupping her +!+~+~(*(^)$^() on a daily. She just can’t live without drama in her life. I hope Tailor finds someone who can appricate him as he is. (He just needs to stay away from skanks like N.Y.)
September 19th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
well,wether he was a total +*)$!#`*#+_+#@! or a gentlemen.It just goes to show that New York(Tiffany) will not let any man play with her emotions or play her at all.she’s just showing us girls not to let NO man step all over us!!!
September 19th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I have always wondered, “What did Tiffany do before she went on The Flavor Of Love?” What about her mom, what did she do before?
I can’t imagine what type of work setting either one of those women could possibly suceed in. Most jobs require a degree of self-control, diplomacy, tact, and basically the ability to get along with others.
It’s really sad to see spoiled rich girls like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But, it’s even sadder to see poverty-ridden black women lash out at the world.
I KNOW GIRLFRIEND! The world has done you wrong and you’re angry. But, that is not the way to make friends!
New York. Poprah (I want to work for Diddy) Omarosa. (The Apprentice), Coral (The Real World) and that other girl from America’s Next Top Model and all the Bridezillas on the We channel. You Women have destroyed what took so many years to build up. Your negative attitude and rude behavior have helped perpetuate the negative stereotypes about black women.
Naomi Campbell throws temper tantrums and insults the staff, but she is rich. She has enough money to last her a lifetime, even if she never worked another day in her life again. She doesn’t need to work.
But, what about you Reality Queens? What are you going to do when the “gravy train” stops?
I can’t fathom any employer who would hire someone liike you.
Think About It!
September 20th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
How in the world could she let a man like tailor made go!!! He is everything a woman is looking for. He is cute with a job and is very attentive. As far as him being a workaholic, it should come as no surprise since that is exactly what his ex wife said about him. If he wants a real woman that appreciates him tell him to look me up!!!!!
September 20th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
The whole Tailor Made break up was very confusing to follow. Personally I think it was necessary to pave the way for I Love New York 3. As for New York as I said before I think she is a hot mess and I truly hope that all of her stupid behavior is a “part”. I hope the real Tiffiani is a quite person with respect and dignity.
She needs to view herself from the same perspective as we do. Hopefully, she will be willing to protray herself with a little more respect.
September 20th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
YES ! YES ! VH1 HAVE ANOTHER I LOVE NEW W-HORE 3 ..
i wanna see you guys keep hammuliating this stupid black MONKEY…i wanna see this transvestite mess around with alot of guys on national t.v. again…ANYWAY SHEs TOO UGLY TO BE AN ACTRESS ..
September 21st, 2008 at 8:46 am
This is to MR.WESTCOAST, I dont blame you for one second about, not liking Tiffany Pollard. But I feel that your racist comment, ” stupid black monkey ” is just taking it too far. You and millions of other white ignorant people need to remember that white folk extended for the Caucas mountains. White people were the ones mating with animals in the beginning of time. You people have hair like dogs and smell like wet chickens. So when you start comparing humans to animals, think of the white race first. Idiot. FURTUREMORE
There are hundreds of white women on T.V. everyday HUMILIATING ( learn how to spell ) themselves, kissing each other and on t.v. half naked. So what should we call them? hmmm lets see, I got it. Lesbian air-head ,DOGS. For the future you need to do some research before you refer to anyone as an animal. WHITE PEOPLE GOT SOME BIG HEADS TOO. BE TALKIN TO YA, JACK-AZZ.
September 21st, 2008 at 10:55 am
I can’t help it, i love new york! she is beautiful and funny. you can get a better looking man than taylor made!!
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September 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
to STOWNS..you don’t know what you are talking about. why are you so uneducated? my hair is not like a dog and i don’t smell lke a wet chicken. where are you from? how can you call someone racist? you’re the one. idiot
September 24th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
IS THIS UGLY MUPPET LOOKING B SERIOUS!!!!.
No good man with any sense would want that. She is so fake and trashy. Who the hell told her she was cute?. Oh her mother. Figures, look at her. She can NOT act at all. She is a hood rat with NO talent at all. I also would like to know what she did before she slept her way on to reality shows. That seems to be all she is good for or what anybody wants. Seems like after they use her butt up, they throw her away. Bet that has been her track record. Please do everyone a favor and sit down somewhere. You are nasty and look dirty. I bet your name is on record at the local health department. MEN BEWARE IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!.
YOU GIVE REAL BLACK WOMAN A BAD NAME!!!.
September 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
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September 29th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
YOU KNOW WHAT NEWYORK PEOPLE COME ON HERE TO TALK BAD ABOUT YOU HOWEVER PEOPLE STILL DONT UNDERSTAND YOU BUT I DO GIRL PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOUR MOM IVE MET A THE AIRPORT SHES COOL AND VERY NICE ANY BAD BLOGS KIISS MY (_!~&(`*~++~+&# NY MOM (_!~&(`*~++~+&# AND NY’S (_!~&(`*~++~+&# HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
i don’t think yall should breake up…
yall make a cute couple and if anybody is going to treat you rite it will be tailor made
not that acting guy cause if you get yourself into hi..
then your going to have the same problem with him as you did with budda..
he is an actor…..
if you do anything
i hope you pick tailor made:)
i wish you luck!!
September 29th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
man your $+*&+~&!%@!%%*@^ ing stupid!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 5:25 am
^__~`@#_))_#!`$@ Tailor He was never for you, and you knew that
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October 7th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
let me just say this, i been following New York for a minute Since Flav Man. the thing of it is, i mean she got every right to want to be Loved. it’s just ain’t no one taking her serious. i love her, i think she is beast. and you know what if more women was like her it wouldn’t be so many women fitting into the mold that society has put them in. i mean she killing it speaking her mind aggressive a lot of men don’t understand she keeping it real. they see that as a weakness and it’s strength. she on point and the thing about disrespecting her mom man she got every right to defend her moms. but with tailor made man he was a punching bag kind of homo like. he ain’t know how to deal with her. it ain’t that damn hard just show her som love an affection she ain’t asking for much. so believe me when she dumped his )^%$%%+!!~+~`@& i was happy. cause he was trying to buy her instead of really love her. and she stood her ground ” this my table, so you leave” that’s what im talking about. she real with it. and the fact that flav man blasted her twice he a joke too. he ain’t about sh*t he’s broke and doing things for money to raise all them kids he got! he smell college in the air with his little ones. maybe he should sale soem of his tacky )^%$%%+!!~+~`@& clocks. i wasn’t feeling how he did new york. he’s half a man anyways! so yeah imma call you all out in this one post. Real & chance = you should of went with Real Ma! but either way i hope you find what u looking for and never settle for less cause u deserve the best.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
OMG i jus lov New York cause she is so sexy and i love her in this after jus reading the sentences above the pictures. She is so spunky and aggressive and i love that bout my women hopefully as much as love New York i might even end up on her show. New York if you are reading this i luv you and hopefully you will find the one who is really for you and not for TV II Luv U!
October 13th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
OMG, where do I start. Yeah, she deserves to be loved. But every idiot deserves love too.
There is nothing sexy about her. She has an enormous over bite and she looks like a chipmunk with a wig that. It’s too straight for her African American over grown forhead, yah know that wig came off of some Asian head.
Can you at least find one that looks more natural and not so trashy.
You need to tone it down. You are a tv reality clown and so you are going to get someone your intellectual compatable with. That’s why no one will take you seriously. You aren’t the sharpest pencil in the box and so your mannerism reflects it.
You are fun to watch at times but now it feels like they are giving you a show to keep the ratings going and people will get tired of watching you make a fool out of yourself and you will be like the rest of the has been stars, stereo typed into these roles you play and that’s all you will be good at. It’s just unfortunate that your role is real, stupid, dumb and think your hot but girl your not.
How about they give you a show call, New York goes to school. Now that will be funny as hell.
Here’s what you do, enroll in college and hook up with a nerd to help you do your papers and homework and study for a test.
That way people won’t think your a total idiot. At least you’ll be a smarter idiot.
And for Tailor Made, you are so hot, your sizzling hot straight out the frying pan. Give Tailor Made a reality show and let New York be a contestant. Now that will be hilarious.
October 22nd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
NEW YORK IGNORE THESE HATERS…YOU LIVE LIFE ONCE SO CONTINUE TO DO YOU CAUSE IT’S BROUGHT YOU THIS FAR!
I WANT TO SEE YOU DO ANOTHER FILM PART OR EVEN A SITCOM…NEW YORK HAS A HUGE FAN BASE..SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER DON’T WATCH HER…LOL..EASY SOLUTION!
YOU GO DIVA!
November 28th, 2008 at 1:18 am
hey do tailor made n new york still go togther
November 28th, 2008 at 1:21 am
HEY MAN THEY MAKE A GOOD COUPLE N I KNOW THEY BOTH RICH BUT U KNOW THEY IS A GOOD COUPLE HE DIDNT LEAVE HER LIKE WATCHAMACALLIT DID LOL!!!!!! NEW YORK STAY WAT YO MAN!!!!!!!
December 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Could we puleeze give NY a rest????? I for one is bored with her stretched out 15 mins of fame. no more shows (term used loosely). Who cares????
December 18th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Dats wrong hwo u did tailor made wit dat man but u a diva and i respect u4 dat keep doin what u do gurl
March 21st, 2009 at 1:39 pm
i loove you *_`_@`+%&&`#(_`@` hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh