The Celebreality Interview – Angelique

Clearly, Frenchie had no business in Charm School: she’s too self-satisfied to self-improve (if there’s any doubt in your mind, read the last line of the interview below). But that didn’t make her brief stay any less entertaining. Below, Bret Michaels’ favorite chocolate-smeared import talks about her return to the stripper pole, Sharon’s criticism and why Dallas needs to watch her ass.

(By the way, every attempt was made to preserve Angelique’s singular way of speaking, while turning out coherent copy. It’s a tough balance to strike!)

How are things in Franceland?

I’m doing very good in Franceland! It was so cool when she said that! I don’t know what Sharon said off-camera, when I’m not there, so that’s actually really good. She didn’t keep me because she understand that I’m strong enough. She don’t even try to fight with me because she know I’m strong-minded. It’s not going to work anyway!

Yeah. On that note, Charm School was sort of pointless for you because you didn’t have any interest in changing, right?

No. I did not want to. The only thing I need to learn is how to save my money, because I blow it all. (Laughs) Otherwise, I am very strong-minded. I am very happy with the way I am in my life and this and that. I don’t kiss nobody’s ass. I don’t give a f*** if you’re Brad Pitt or Sharon Osbourne or Bret. I’m not going to kiss your ass to get far, so you just need to take me the way I am. You know what I’m saying? I just wanted her to appreciate me for who I was, so I showed her. I think she understood pretty quickly.

If you were unwilling to behave in the Charm School-approved manner, were you surprised to leave as quickly as you did?

I was just a little bit surprised, because I didn’t do anything wrong. However, I think that Sharon understood that I don’t need education or culture because I’m French anyways. I’m just like a bad girl for American who are really prude. I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I don’t think she thinks it’s bad that I’m sexual as I am. The only reason I was there was that I got naked a lot, but I’m not going to stop getting naked any time soon.

She told you that you could be sexual with your clothes on. Do you agree?

After she said that, I told her, “Not really, because I am an exhibitionist,” but they didn’t air that on TV. I could still do it if I went to a nightclub, of course I’m not gonna have to get naked in front of a guy in a nightclub, but I would probably jump all over him or lap dance on him. You know, do sexual stuff no matter what.

Was it hard to keep your top on while in Charm School?

Not too much because I wasn’t put in a situation where basically I need to take off my clothes. Maybe if there had been hot guys or whatever, I’d probably be aggressive with him. Tell him I want to f*** him or get topless or whatever. The reason I get so naked on Rock of Love is Bret provacatated me. He look for it, so I give it to him. And I’m really happy I did this on Rock of Love, because seriously? Getting naked made me famous and I think it’s f***ing awesome because that’s something I get paid to do and enjoy doing.

Where are you with stripping? Have you been doing it?

I’ve been really busy. I just signed a contract for 21 music videos with a rap music producer called Jerome Almon who runs Mudercap, which is really, really big in the rap industry. I’ve been hosting events all over Vegas and other places because I’m Frenchie. I’ll also walk in a show during New York Fashion Week in February. I have this designer named Lana Fuchs who designs Billionaire Mafia who asked me to walk in her show. She’s really cool and she understands I don’t like to wear many clothes. Whenever I’m not doing that stuff, I’ll still dance. Sometimes it’ll be three days a week, sometimes five weeks pass without me dancing. I dance at Sapphire in Las Vegas. It’s an $85 million dollar strip club, so it’s really, really classy. It’s very busy and it’s very expensive to go there. It’s over $1,000 an hour to spend time with me. And that includes hanging out topless and talk to you and entertain you.

When’s the last time you danced?

Last Friday and last Saturday.

How do you feel about Dallas?

She’s a f***ing loser and she’s so f***ing fake and a hypocrite and I don’t like her at all, you know? She’s fake-ass bitch. I’m pretty sure this bitch has to be the next one to go. Whoever do anything to me bad, I have really good karma and I think this bitch deserves to have bad karma because she try to send me home or whatever.

She questioned your sincerity when you said you didn’t understand the directions of the challenge.

I speak English very well, however this was technical English. I am not in the music industry, and it was something I’ve never done before. I can learn very fast, but I need to be sure one or twice and then I can understand it. I was completely lost. I didn’t even know what a f***ing green room was! I never heard that before!

You also got into it with Riki.

I don’t like him at all. I think he’s a fake-ass. He wouldn’t even listen to me. I was really pissed at him. He tried to talk to me and I got really pissed, like, “Let me finish what the f***!” I was, like, really upset.

How about Megan and Brandi C.?

I think they are really cute. They are good for TV. Even when Megan said I was an idiot, I was laughing. I can tell by the way she say it, she don’t think about it, she just say something bad about me because she just like to talk s*** about people.

So, why did you do this show, anyway?

I just went there for fun and experience. I don’t want to change anything. I think I’m perfect the way I am.

Keep up with Angelique via her FamousVH1Friends.com profile.

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