Rock Of Love Charm School Recap – Episode 4 – America, The Camel-toed

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In the words of Kristy Joe…

Camel toe, camel toe, camel toe, look at the camel toe, oh my god, look at the camel toe! Aaaah! Camel toe!

As the episode starts, we get right down to business. That business just happens to be…getting right down to business.

Today, the girls will be lectured on the ins and outs of the rock biz by one…

If you’re reading this, you’re most likely too young to know what a big deal it is that he’s here. Back in the day, the excitement of his presence would have caused your heart to murmur. I mean Murmur. It’s true, he’s an awesome slice of cred. He’s here to lecture the girls on managing. He informs them that skills used for managing can be applied to a range of professions. Trophy-wifing and appearing in clubs, even! Trusting your own gut is important and I don’t know if it’s the bitchiness of these girls rubbing off, but when I heard that, I thought, “Wellllll some people have an unfair advantage, then, don’t they?” Also image is important. Telling that to a room full of reality TV veterans is like telling a room full of dogs that crotches are fun to sniff. THEY KNOW.

Dallas hilariously sums up the lesson of the day with: “Everybody wants to bang a rock star. But Sharon didn’t just bang him; she married him and she managed him. And that’s the smart thing to do.” You can’t help but wonder if Dallas is too dry for this world.

The girls will put what they just learned to work by managing a band they’re going to assemble. The two teams are split up like so:

(That’s Kristy Joe sitting behind Destiney. Not that you’d be able to tell, anyway, since she’s so quiet. If a Kristy Joe falls on the floor does she make a sound? The answer is a booming, “Noooo.”)

They get to work diving the positions:

For this team, Destiney will be the manager, Dallas the stylist, Lacey the musical director and Brandi M., and Wordless Joe will be the creative directors. On the other, Brandi C., will manage (god help them), Heather will style (god help us all), Jessica will be the music director and Megan and Inna will handle the creative-director duties. Brandi C., is “already passionate,” and her makeup hasn’t even started smearing yet (spoiler!).

To assemble their band, the girls audition a variety of musicians, who seem to be involved in a variety of lifestyles.

This aspiring Batman villain goes by the name of “Jester,” because of course he does.

Megan protects Lily from the sound…

…and much like her dog, randomly sticks her tongue out. I guess it’s true that people really do start to look like their dogs after a while.

This drummer is deemed “an uglier Kenny G” by Megan. It’s amazing how many layers of nasty you can fit into four words. The woman makes verbal origami every time she opens her mouth, and it’s all in the shape of torture devices.

This one comes in and for once, he’s, like, hot. As a result of his hotness, Inna awesomely asks him to remove his shirt. He declines.

What a wuss! That totally slashes his hotness, you know? Now I wouldn’t want to see him without a shirt anyway. Thanks for making coping that much easier, buddy.

The girls have more success with the next few dudes…

This one’s a former stripper, which makes Heather light up like a neon sign:

Other notables include this chick with an awesome voice, Maura:

And Charles, Daisy de la Hoya’s highly tweezed-yet-testosteroney, Renzoresque ex, who caused much unintended drama on Rock of Love 2.

The girls pick their teams and wave the rejects goodbye.

The teams convene with their newly picked bands so that they can strategize and get themselves sorted out. T-minus one screen shot to Lacey laying out her resume to her fellow musicians, and…

I’m Lacey, by the way. I’m going to be you guys’ musical director. I actually have a very strong musical background. I’ve done a lot of touring around the country. I sing, I write, I record, I play some instruments…” Indeed. She didn’t even mention that a virtuoso when it comes to conducting crickets’ chirping.

The song-selection process takes place. Brandi C.’s team settles on “America the Beautiful.” Heather explains how inspiring this was to her as the stylist.

Once Jessica and the band decided to play ‘America the Beautiful,’ my mind starts racing. I’m like, OK, camos. Red, white and blue…” Annnnd, then it hit a wall because that’s about the extent of patriotic outerwear. That was like a 5-meter dash, but at least it was for America! Support the troops, y’all!

Meanwhile, Lacey’s endlessly directing her band.

The crickets are getting restless.

Megan meanwhile does absolutely nothing but pour herself champagne.

I only have effort for two things, and that’s tanning and drinking,” she says. If the trophy wife thing doesn’t work out, she could always take a position as the voice of Malibu Stacy. She’s gonna do so much nothing with her life. I can just feel it!

Heather returns with her patriotic finds.

These also include an “Air Force-lookin’ jumpsuit outfit” for Maura.

I feel like Heather developed her understanding of what “Air Force-lookin’” means via Hot Shots! Heather, for your insistence on giving every situation you encounter the campiest spin possible…

…we salute you!

Meanwhile, the boys in Destiney’s band hate everything Dallas picked out for them and Lacey’s being a total ADHD tyrant and, like, crushing hats and stuff and it’s all so much and Destiney can’t take it and…

…blahblahblah…hey look, there’s Lily!

The next morning, Brandi C., tries calling Maura to no avail.

She is wearing a top almost identical to the dress Heather wore last week that was deemed “has been” by Megan. Somehow this seems gravely hypocritical.

You ready to rock?

Yeah, well, get ready to trudge through a big pile of crap first.

It all starts when Maura has to pee. To access the bathroom, she must go through Destiney’s team’s green room.

Indeed. While waiting, she reveals…

…her brother’s in the hospital, really banged up after an accident and so she’s shaken. As she’s spinning her tale of totally justified woe, it looks as if Brandi M., rolls her eyes at Maura.

But who knows, really, what kind of place this was coming from. The fact of the matter is that when Maura’s finished talking, Brandi M., says, “I’m sure he’s going to be fine…I wish the best of luck.” She is, by any scale, completely civil given the fact that this is an opponent.

In fact, she’s too civil for the taste of Megan and Brandi C., who inform Maura that Brandi M., was talking s*** about her when she went into the bathroom.

If you study their faces above, it looks like they’re laughing. Who knows where they were going with this, but the absence of footage of Brandi M., actually talking s*** combined with Megan’s generally diabolical nature suggest that it’s one big manipulation on their part. Why they’d want to get their lead singer riled up before a performance is anyone’s guess. Maybe this is the backstabby version of driving 100 mph with no seatbelt? These girls are social daredevils. Bitchdevils, even.

Maura’s upset, so Heather runs to the other team to find out exactly what happened, because she’s too smart to trust Brandi C., and Megan as primary sources.

And that actually is what was said, basically. It just shows how petty this whole thing is, that it comes down to perception of the tone of voice that delivered a pleasantry. So. Ridiculous. Heather tells Brandi M., that Maura is “bawling her eyeballs out.” There’s never a wrong time for Heatherspeak. In that sense, Heather’s vernacular is like chocolate or personal lubricant.

Brandi M., goes bounding into where Megan and Brandi C., are still consoling Maura, toting what Megan refers to as, “her man voice and her twitching, drug-addict body…” So, she’s Steven Adler, basically?

Without so much as a single tic, Brandi M., bellows an apology, explaining that she wasn’t being derisive when she wished Maura luck. She calls Megan the manipulator, to which Megan replies…

Believable!

So now Brandi M.’s all upset.

And now is also the time for the performances. Before the “show,” the girls are called out on stage and Brandi M.’s a total mess.

And it’s just like, come on, dude. You can’t hold it together for five minutes? You aren’t used to these girls saying horrible things and lying about you by now? Welcome to VH1! You have much spirit to crush! It’s fundamentally showy to be crying on stage, especially for someone who just accused someone else of manipulating, you know? Who’s zoomin’ who here?

After going over some administrative stuff, Sharon stops and asks Brandi M., what’s the matter.

Brandi M., tearily tells her tedious tale before being cut off by Sharon, who tells them that this is not the time for such shenanigans. They’ll deal with the situation later. “Whoo! You guys are one big headf***, I tell you!” Sharon concludes. Realest moment of the series so far, right there. So. True. Bitchdevils will headf*** you like you wouldn’t believe.

The bands perform. Addiction is Destiney’s band. Brandi C., likens them to a science project. With Jester, uglier Kenny G, and Daisy de la Hoya’s ex on board, it seems more like a social experiment to me, but what the hell do I know? Brandi C.’s the scientist.

Then Chosen plays.

It all goes well until everyone’s eyes lower and…

…POW! The aforementioned…

…cameltoecameltoecameltoecameltoe.

They act like they don’t, but everyone enjoys looking at it.

Wordless Joe’s rant is particularly amusing. She doesn’t say much, but when she does, it’s great. She’s Celebreality’s answer to Harpo Marx. At last! We’ve been waiting so long!

The bands are evaluated. Miles thinks that Chosen offered nothing new by taking a standard and merely making it rock harder. Daniela thinks the outfits were cheesy and Riki calls Maura’s jumpsuit “distracting.” Kristy Joe translates:

The judges’ comments were much like myself. They were like, ‘Oh…your outfit…oh…cameltoecameltoecameltoe!’” Now you can’t get her to shut up!

On the other hand, Addiction was smartly eccentric. Miles would put his money on that band and so would Sharon. Addiction wins. But then so do we, because we get to watch Brandi C., cry for our amusement all over again.

Ah, it feels like old times.

Meanwhile, Kristy Joe thanks Heather for essentially losing the game for her team.

Look who’s adorable all of a sudden! Somebody stop her or we’re going to be seeing I Love Lollipops in a few seasons, I just know it!

At home, tension is mounting. Lacey and Brandi C., argue about something of little consequence on the floor. Aw, c’mon guys. You’re polluting the dining area with your negativity.

Brandi M., watches, which doesn’t suit Megan at all.

She tells Brandi M., to leave. Brandi M., won’t leave. “It’s my room, bitch!” Megan yells, not unlike Freddy Krueger.

We see a tight close-up that a shove on Brandi M.’s part (this extra, which would have clarified a lot were it integrated in the episode, confirms Brandi M.’s first contact). Megan reflexively kicks her.

What’s hilarious is the Self Defense 101 stance she pulls immediately after.

Brandi M., runs off promising that she’ll let Sharon know about this. Megan is more rattled than we’ve ever seen her.

This show is soooo getting to her. It’s like wrinkles on her soul, Sun-In on her scalp, Boons in her champagne glass. Everything is going to hell.

Oh, but you know what’s awesome? Brandi M., employs the use of a marker to write Sharon a note, detailing the assault.

You know a note is serious when it’s scented. Nothing complements the bitter taste of snitching like the sweet smell of chemical grape!

Elimination! It begins with a little ball of awesome…

…all right, two balls of awesome. All right, fine: two hellballs of awesome. And for once, they’re above Heather’s neck! Aw, there’s the girl who did inexplicable things with her hair for elimination that we fell in love with. Welcome back, Heather’s Hair. No supporting character has ever touched us as deeply as you have.

Sharon says she was going to call Brandi C., down to the carpet automatically, as she was the manager of the losing band. However, Brandi M., has thrown a colorful, bubble-lettered wrench into that plan.

And so, Megan and Brandi C., are called down to the carpet.

Sharon’s read Brandi M.’s side of the story (which seems to include almost everything except the shoving), and so Sharon listens to Megan’s side, which adds Brandi M.’s shoving. Megan lies and says she felt a need to protect Lily after being shoved, so she kicked Brandi M., as if that kick didn’t beckon more violence that actually could have affected the dog for real. Whatever. Heather does not approve.

“Sharon, that’s not true!” she says. Except, barring the internal stuff, it is. Sharon polls Lacey and Brandi C., who back-up Megan’s story to Heather’s totally insane reaction.

Brandi M., tells Sharon that she walked away from the fight as it was escalating, because she’s “better than that.” This actually does seem to be true.

Riki takes the opportunity to skewer Megan, asking her what’s going to happen when she’s no longer hot enough to be valued as a trophy wife.

I’ve been thinking about it, and I think that I want to become a dentist,” she informs them. She never stops f***ing with people, does she? I bet she uses her final breath to criticize the ill-fitting cut of hospital scrubs.

Brandi C., takes it upon herself to enter the carpet, which is kind of like entering the dragon, but more vagina-y.

She proclaims that she, too, will leave if Megan is eliminated. She thinks that the scrutiny Megan is facing over Kickgate is unfair becuase, “She was protecting our room!”

As it becomes clearer and clearer that Megan is going home, Brandi C.’s makeup becomes streakier and streakier.

She can’t live if living is without Megan. This is like watching a baby being born, but less vagina-y. Is it possible to get dropped on your head in the womb?

Sharon eliminates Megan.

She gives a look of death as she hands over her pin. Too little, too late, too not-stabby enough.

Hey, how do you think Brandi C., is coping with this?

Oh, with the usual scoops of rainbows and aplomb!

Megan isn’t, like, a hundredth as affected as Brandi C. You can really see who wears the pants in that friendship.

Charm School was a f***ing nightmare. I can’t wait to go back to my best life ever where I just lay out and tan and eat sushi and…tan. What more do I want? I don’t want to be here in this stupid school.” It is really nice for our sake that Megan could share with us a piece of her best life ever. Sometimes we, as a reality TV audience, are far too lucky.

Brandi C., meanwhile, is having the worst night ever.

Her makeup is so smeared that she looks like she’s been sweeping chimneys. Additionally, she says, “I can’t stand these people. When they talk, I want to drill drills into my head!” Perhaps when Megan gets her degree in dentistry, she can help out? Yet one more way Brandi C., is reinforcing her own co-dependence!

Sharon pleads with Brandi C., to sleep on her decision to forfeit. She dismisses them before Brandi C., can say anything else or, I don’t know, fill the room with a tidal wave of tears, Alice in Wonderland-style.

Brandi C., is virtually inconsolable. She spends her last few moments with Lily.

But Riki comes in to retrieve the dog, which: why? He hates Megan so much, can he really be trusted with the thing?

Brandi bids her goodbye to Lily.

It seems to be a sexual goodbye. Her fit over Megan’s departure just started making a lot more sense.

Related content
Rock of Love Charm School show page
Charm School videos and extras

  1. cecilenoe says:

    CHARM SCHOOL GO OUT AND VOTE OBAMA .THEY SHOW THEM THE WAY OF STEAL JOHN KING ON CNN THE MOP OF CHEAT.
    WELL GO OUT BRING FOOD WATER THE LINE IS LONG AND MAKE SURE YOUR VOTE COUNTE.
    OBAMA 2008
    NO PALIN NO D.CHENEY NO M.CAIN . NO WIFE M.CAIN THEY ARE NAZYCH. KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE .AROUND THE WORLD AND USA.
    FLORIDA ,PENSYVANIA, TENNESIE, ALL THE REST OF THE STATES OHIO OBAMA.

  2. cecilenoe says:

    GO OUT CHARM SCHOOL AND VOTE OBAMA 2008
    NO PALIN NO MC.CAIN NO D.CHENEY, NO REPUBLICAN ON THE HOUSE .
    THEY ARE NAZYCH PEOPLE.

  3. jerry says:

    I don’t think it’s fair at all that Megan got kicked out for violence when Brandi M. started it and even admitted to it. Obviously Sharon just hates Megan, so she should have just said that.

  4. Katie says:

    I am SO SO happy that donkey Megan is gone. Karma is a mother isnt it Megan? Its sad how ugly she really is. Her nastiness makes her so gross. And VH1 you should be ashamed of yourself for putting that pic above. IT not only wasnt the singers fault but you totally made more of it. Second that poor girl will have to see the pic you posted above forever. RUDE VERY RUDE…..

    How funny was it that Megan said she wanted to be a DENTIST??????? Does she know you have to go to school for that? LOL LOL FUNNY AS HELL

  5. Jae says:

    I’M GOING TO MISS MEGAN! MEGAN COME BACK (ohhh &&+($`&&~*#*%`#_ now im acting worse than Brandie C.)

  6. Keeesh1 says:

    Megan ()&*_!(^&%#(`**( ing rocks! This show will be nothing without her.

  7. Val says:

    Let’s see. An apple can be launched at another person’s head, but Megan is defending herself from being pushed in her room. That is not right! Sharon needs to bring Megan back and apologize for her favoritism.

  8. Megan says:

    Megan it’s such a pitty that &&(`((^^!$!%)~#@^ Sharon sent you home and kept trailor park white trash Brandi M around. Anyway i’ll miss you and i do hope you get your own show. you are sooo entertaining and good for tv. I wish you all the best. VH1, this show aint #*++$!^+(^++$$!^ now.

  9. Deninge says:

    I’m so glad Megan is gone. That )!`!_`!^+!%@@#*)% didn’t care about that show nor Megan. And Megan needs to grow up and stop being Megan’s doormat!

  10. brandi says:

    How is it that Dallas hit Lacey with an apple and stayed on but Megan kicked Brandi M. in retaliation and got booted for her behavior?

    Sharon’s going to boot all the fun drama makin ladies. Pity.

  11. Raine says:

    I’m so glad Megan is gone….she only thinks CS was a nightmare because she couldn’t make out with anyone to keep her around longer, and because Sharon called her out about everything and did not fall for her manipulative ways….. She couldn’t fool these Sharon and the Deans…..that’s why she’s better off out of Charm School….

  12. lisa says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE MEGAN! WHAT A LOSER!

  13. daddyslilpsycho says:

    yeah ding dong ding the `%~)`#^$^@$@$$#%~ is dead, i hate megan i wish she would bake up in a tanning bed like in final destination. i’m glad shes goe. i totlly hate brandi c and her stupid ^(^$$$~$&)&*_$@ crying fits. this show is ^_@_*@$%~)#`&)$+~( ed.

  14. jason says:

    ok, rich (or whichever blogger did this post) you got everything EXCEPT you completely left out the peanut butter jelly time dance that dallas, heather and inna did after megan left… that was worth mentioning as it was just awesome

  15. lace says:

    I believe that it is so unfair that dallas stayed when she threw an apple at lacey and now megan goes home just for pushing brandi M. and not even hurting her. I hate sharoon. Hate the show. megan made it enteraining, but now i hate it

  16. lace says:

    I believe that it is so unfair that dallas stayed when she threw an apple at lacey and now megan goes home just for pushing brandi M. and not even hurting her. I hate sharoon. Hate the show. megan made it entertaining, but now i hate it

  17. mnchick says:

    The recap is more amusing than the show. LOL What is wrong with Brandi C?? She acts like Megan is the be all, end all of everything! Geez! I’m not sure if I am glad that Megan is gone or not…she’s good TV. Charm school really seemed to get the best of her though. *shrugs* But….I do think it was a double standard with Megan. How did Dallas get away with throwing the apple at Lacey’s head and still be able to stay?

  18. Andie says:

    Stupid, Coniving, backstabbing bimbo that Megan is. She got what was coming to her.

  19. lucy says:

    This episode was so lame. so, what she had a camel toe, big deal.!! as far as megan kicking brandi m., i think they both should’ve gone home. I’m so glad megan went home. you can only use your body for so long, before it gets all wrinnkly.

  20. likestoblog says:

    Rich, your best recap ever!!!! on this insane show. Just when I was beginning to think you had gotten too jaded to recap these crazies, you come up with this really funny recap. You got everything from this episode right. Yea!!!!!!!

  21. mollination says:

    Why watch now? Megan was the only entertaining/interesting/attractive person on the show. Now it’s just trashy never-beens.

  22. ally says:

    Megan finally left!! Good Riddance !!! stupid conniving $*^`+_`+^&&(&$%*#

  23. Suzanne says:

    Well well well… Megan is finally gone. Thank god. Sharon was correct in that she did not show remorse… I think that is the big difference between her and Dallas… At least Dallas mentioned that she was not proud of her actions. If I were Sharon I might have let Brandi C. go, however I think towards the end of all this, you will see a different girl come out of the show… Maybe she will se the light on Megan at least… We’ll just have to watch and see…

  24. jennyj says:

    The camoe toe girl singer is very talented and VH1 and school of charm should have nevered filmed her below the waist pplel will rem her for that more than her talented voice and guitar playing I hope her brother is ok. way to go Sharon get Megan off as Karma has finally came back around Megan and some other girls on the show should be honored to be a part of these reality shows not conceded as there are way pretty woman than even Megan , who I think nice body but face wise she is just average and most men use that up and don’t keep it if u bring baggage such as fake and hi mantenance maybe she should go be an accounting executive after all!!

  25. SM says:

    Now that TRASHY Megan is gone i will actully watch this show again. Megan makes me want to puke!

  26. GUESS WHO says:

    we will miss MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. GUESS WHO says:

    heather is so +)+)&+$`_&#$&)%) ing ugly what was she thinking with the hair.I hope Lacey kicks heathers ^(*)+_^&`@%_!^+ Brandi M looks and acts like a man.

  28. napes says:

    1 – i love that you love heather :)

    2 – brandi C needs to cool it… she was at her best when she was seperated from megan in the fashion show challange. she does have potential, its a shame she lets her alliance with megan overshadow a chance to win

  29. MeganLOVER! says:

    How come Dallas didn’t go home when she threw an apple at Lacey’s head, but now Megan goes home after defending herself against that man Brandi M.? Sharon was jealous that Megan was prettier and had a lifestyle Sharon could never THINK of possessing again. I love Megan, and she will go far. You are amazing. :)

  30. F*CKMEGAN says:

    F*CK MEGAN!! SHE IS A DUMB B*TCH!! AND I HOPE SHE GETS RAN OVER!

  31. Ms. Puddy says:

    BEST RECAP EVER!!! I will miss Lily the most.

  32. cecilenoe says:

    DON’T GIVE UP HOPE .CONDOLEANCE FOR BARAC K OBAMA FOR IS GRANDMA . CONDOLEANCE
    ‘WE COME SO FAR DON’T GIVE UP HOPE OBAMA PRESIDENT GO OUT AND VOTE FOR OBAMA MC.CAIN EVIL. PALIN TOO. NO M,CA NO PL

  33. cecilenoe says:

    DON’T GIVE UP HOPE DON’T QUICK OBAMA CONDOLEANCE FOR YOUR GRANDMA .CONDOLEANCE. DON’T GIVE UP OBAMA AS THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED-STATES GO OUT AND VOTE IS NOT OVER TOMOROW GO OUT AND VOTE ENCORAGE PEOPLE GO OUT AND VOTE OBAMA.

  34. yaya says:

    Megan = dirty, nasty, wh*re with a stupid, very uneducated best friend who really just needs to give it up already. GOD, they are both so annoying and the world would be a better place without them.

  35. Amanda C. says:

    I am soooo upset that my girl Megan left!!! She is amazing and so entertaining. The show will not be as good without her on it! At least Brandi C. is still here!!!! She better choose to stay! She has to win this not only for herself, but for Megan too! I love you girl!!!!

  36. Amanda northum says:

    This last episode was pretty good i usually don’t watch that much tv. butt any way that megan girl is pretty retarted. the only reason she dresses and acts like that is because she likes to make other people feel bad, because she knows deep down inside thats her in twenty years when shes all washed up that her own stepfather wont even want to touch her any more.

  37. ... says:

    brandi m. with “her man voice and her twitching, drug-addict body… megan was ugly and a backstabbing conniving bich but thats why we watch but she wasfunny brandi c. is to when she called the other band a failing sci experiment im glad she wins gosh brandi c. hilarious

  38. Fab says:

    I hope Megan gets her own reality show. She is very entertaining. I don’t care about Charm School anymore. Next!!!!

  39. DIVA101 says:

    C00chie kick by megan

  40. Stupid People says:

    Everyone is moaning and groaning about Dallas. LACEY STARTED IT. If anyone was to go home, it was to be LACEY. Would YOU let a female touch your butt and let her get away with it? I wouldn’t think so. BOTH would have gone home if Sharon saw fit. Dallas said she didn’t come there for the mess Lacey started, so you guys can shut that crap up.

    Megan showed no remorse and lied her way through that house until she left. She deserved to go home. Brandi M didn’t hit back, therefore, it was fair to stay. Watch Spongebob since your favorite skank is out the house.

  41. Danielle says:

    now that megan is off i really don’t even want to watch the show anymore.
    i loved her and brandi c. i am really going to miss megan.
    i hope she gets her own show

  42. jose says:

    i love megan brandi m hit her first i saw it in the extra what a +^$+*!$(`_((@+`~%

  43. Kat says:

    Dreams really do come true! Megan’s sorry A- S -S got booted FINALLY! I’m surprised she lasted this freaking long! Too bad Brandi C. wasn’t allowed to go home like the crybaby she was acting like! In due time, in due time! And someone should call the ASPCA on her for getting awfully close to tonguing that poor puppy!
    By the way, the way Brandi C’s mascara ran all over her face looked like a mannequins face had been too close to a fire and melted ever so slightly. Now that’s a Kodak moment!

  44. ME says:

    BRANDI C, GROW THE FUCC UP…big azz cry baby..Megan if that was me you kicked, i would’ve beat ya azz down…Brandi C, you look like Jack Nicholson when he played the Joker…stop wearing so much damn make up to cover up your dirty looking face…you’re so corny….

  45. John says:

    All you girls are jealous of megan ( if your hating) but yeah she and brandi.c are getting there own show sometime next year all watch it plzzz

  46. Kevin :) says:

    Y’all dat episode was freakin crazy. Did u guys see that camel toe. NASTY!!! what was heather thinkin when she picked that outfit. Good think Destiney team won even though Lacey was bossing the band around. Yea we all know you work in the band industry but Destiney was the manager not you SLUT!!!!!!!!! :) Dam Megans gone i felt so bad for my girl Brandi that was her best friend and now she’s gone. Hopefully her and Megan will have their own show. Imma watch it.

  47. ... says:

    megan would wup yo az me chillout honestly yall haters are makin megan lauh rite now i bet if everyone loved her she wouldnt be on a reality show like hoopz foe example megan loves haters and its maker her feel more of a minipulitive puppet master if u hate her sooooo much stop talkin about her love megan or hate meg either way yall lives have somthing to do with her and were probably on a nother side of the coutry than she is and shes makin up a bigcomotion rite now and shes probably sleep somwhere wile ppl are steady caring about her gosh yall stop bein obsessive !_~!+!#%!$!(&)%*# es new york wasnt even this hated/loved

  48. gross brandi c says:

    Brandi C is the most pathetic loser in reality show history. I’d love to kick her down a flight of stairs. I don’t even think Megan really likes her, just uses her because she’s loyal to her. I hope I never have to see her on another one of these shows again. I think she thinks she’s hot, but she’s f-n gross!! I would’nt F her with Flavs ^~$#!!(%+!%)`%$^ hahaa

  49. yomama says:

    that was funny

  50. Carolina says:

    I can’t wait to watch Megan’s New Reality TV Show!! It’s going to be so funny!

  51. Jelisa says:

    i believe Megan got what she deserved and Brandi needs to stop acting like a crying &!((&%&#@!@@*(@&(

  52. clint says:

    I can’t believe Megan got the boot for giving Brandi M the boot! Brandi got what she DESERVED. Why wouldn’t she leave her room? Why did she shove her? Brandi M is OBSESSED with Megan.

  53. Eliza says:

    Meagn needs her own reality show with that dog and her loyal side kick pal!! Bring her back. Charm school will only be interesting now because of Sharon Osborn since most of the other girls are lame. That camel toe loving stripper girl Heather is so disgusting and she should’ve been eliminated instead for her constant fashion crimes. Even Heather’s swimwear is nasty at least Meagan had nice bikinis.

  54. Nina Boyden says:

    I wonder if Kristie Joe,,,,had any thought of what that did to that girl singer when she was making fun of her. Kristie Joe,,,,you better watch it,,,karma is a *_*&_!(%~`)@*$_!! I have seen people make fun of fat people,,,,and in a year or so they turned up fat,,,,,I’m serious,,,,I believe in Karma,,,and I don’t believe in making fun of people especially on national t.v. Kristie Joe,,,really thinks she’s hot,,and perhaps she is ,,,,,for now,,,but her insides,,,,,are ugly…….and in the end,,that’s all that matters.

  55. Nina Boyden says:

    I wondered how Sharon Osborn felt when she heard Kristy Joe making fun of that poor girl,,,””camel toe camel toe”” and making a joke at someone Else’s expense is not funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,its classless,,,,,,and tacky. Ms. Osborn use to be very heavy,,,and lost a lot of weight,,,,I would love to know what she thought of Kristie Joe making fun of that girl singer.

  56. Richard says:

    Bring MegAn BacK!!!!!!!!!!

  57. Lily Boo says:

    I will miss Lily the most. She had the best sense of fashion in the house!

  58. Jax says:

    I am SOOO happy I dont have to see Megan and her stupid “I smell S#*t face” anymore!!! She was so annoying! It would have been so great if Brandi M. knocked her out! Brandi C. is just pathetic, and what an idiot, can she honestly be THAT stupid? I just Love Destiny, I think she’s great the way she is..And Heather would be too, if she would keep the stripper clothes for the club or the bedroom.

  59. Carla says:

    This really amazes me, Those 2 `$%((&`(*_+~!%^+! es Megan and Brandi C volunteered for this show, trust me I doubt anyone wanted to see there 2 skank **(@*&)#^%&!+(! es anyway!! Can we say psycho and sociopath!! One does nothing but cry and the other looks like shes ready to stab someone and drink there blood.. What a mess!!! Again beauty is only skin deep and doesnt last forever little girls as Shannon, myself and many others would say!! PATHETIC!!! And as for trophy wife I doubt the only ones who would put up with you 2 is each other!!

  60. oh my goodness says:

    Oh my goodness…. !!!! LOL… brandi C. is soooooo freakin adorable… I mean, the tears and the makeup and the tears… WOW!!!!! I mean talk about dramatical…. man…. poor girl…. megan must be hella good as a friend… But I have to admit… I’m sorta sad to see megan go… but its for the best…. I mean she’s not appreciated like she was on I love Money…. I’m just sad that she didn’t kick brandi M. in the face… oh well too bad….

  61. Casie says:

    I CAN’T BELIEVE MEGAN WENT HOME!!!! I probably won’t even watch charm school any more, I mean why would I? Just to watch a bunch of skanks go home one by one until FINALLY, one wins money to buy the ULTIMATE TRAILER to show of to their TRASH TRAILER PARK FRIENDS!!!!!!

  62. John of Love says:

    It’s stupid that Sharon said that she can’t stand violence in the house and that is why Megan got the boot because:

    1. Brandi M. was sneezing all over her then proceeded to shove her first, with a dog in Megan’s arms
    2. Dallas chucked an apple at Lacey’s face and is still there…

    So she’s a hypocrite who was looking for anything to get rid of her over…

  63. tRIsH says:

    i am happy to see that stupid Wh*re go home i hate megan!!! Brandi M shoulda punched her out.. Brandi C is a tramp and drama queen wtf why is she crying over MEGAN?!?!? YUCK!!!!! and cant she get some clothes on shes nasty and fake and no ones going to want her as a trophy wife!!! OR A DENTIST!!!!! SHES A WASTE OF SPACE!!!!

  64. doyoupeopleownadictionary? says:

    you’re not DIVING up occupations, you’re DIVVYING them up.

  65. Ilovecharmschool says:

    This recap was hysterical, almost bettter than the real episode. Whoever wrote it should get some credit. The descriptions, the photos and the little clips on loops are awesome!

  66. Laurel says:

    I cant wait for the day that Megan wakes up and realizes that the behavior she’s diplayed on this show has rendered her a lonely old maid. She’s a stupid #*$(&)!$#)#~~%*)* with a horrible mid-western accent and no guy would ever put up with her +(@`@%_`*%!%&_+# She’s vapid, has nothing to offer mentally, is heartless and is already getting saddle bags. Sure, someone’s going to make her his wife and going to want her to be the mother of his children. No man wants to spend their life with a girl that’s more concerned about “tanning and eating sushi and tanning” than taking care of her man. I’m sure the guys are lining up to take you out on a date. I stand corrected. Maybe they are so they can ()!+!@#+&~_)%(`~ you and toss you to the side like a million other Hollywood wanna be’s!

  67. The Truth says:

    Megan’s life is so sad. It obvious that she longs to be famous but lacks the talent to be an actress or singer and the looks to be a model. All she can do it go on reality show after reality show, hoping to extend her fifteen minutes of fame and get that attention she so desperately craves. Put some clothes on and put that alleged accounting degree to work, Megan, you will never be hot enough to be a trophy wife unless you’re planning on marrying a “rich” guy in Minnesota. Her ex that came on ROL 2 pretty much summed it up, she’s cute enough to screw around with on the side but not good enough to actually commit to. Who’d want to marry a reality show reject?

    Brandi C. has some serious attachment issues, she should really look into that. Megan doesn’t care about Brandi nearly as much as Brandi cares about Megan. You should not be obsessed with your “best friend”. You should not break down and cry because you might have to spend another three weeks or so in a house without your “best friend” in order to win $100,000. It seems that Megan’s only Brandi’s best friend when they’re on a show together and they can form an immediate clique.

  68. jerry says:

    lol at the people writing novels about Megan. love that girl.

  69. Lyndsay says:

    Megan is by far the best!!!!!!!! Charm school will not be worth watching with out her… People think Megan is fake… Your wrong it is Heather… She thinks she is so famous… wtf ever…. She just thinks she is better than everyone else… And Brandi C. you are so cute… and as for Brandi M. ewww… you have let yourself go since rock of love… you were one of my faves but you are a hott mess….

  70. Karen says:

    Megan rocks!! Won’t be watching the show without her!! Could hardly stand her on Rock of Love but began to realize that she knows what she is doing and is more clever than people give her credit. i’ll be looking forward to see her again soon. She definitely outshines Heather!!

  71. Rachel says:

    Megan is my fav

  72. Chelsi says:

    Personally I think it was classy that Cole didn’t take his shirt off. It doesn’t mean he is a wuss, it just means he is set on something and not going to break his morals and beliefs to get it. Maybe he was thinking that his little sister, niece, mom, or any family member was watching and wouldn’t have been so excited about it. I’m proud of him (:

  73. Lily lover says:

    Destiney or Jessica should win! But Heather and Brandi M arent soooooo bad. Megan should start her own show. Hey maybe she will stay with bein a dentist really who knows? PS I’m lovin Heathers hair

  74. Ginger says:

    Megan is boring. I don’t understand why VH1 is pushing her in our faces all the time. Kristy Jo is pretty hot. Lacey’s funny. ^+`*@+%**&!_^~@~@ but funny. They all seem cool, except for Megan. That girl put me to sleep. Glad she’s gone.

  75. Em says:

    I hated Megan on Rock of Love, but after watching her on I Love Money and Charm School, I have to admit I find her sort of entertaining. Give Megan her own show, not Daisy. Daisy is boring and dumber than a box of rocks. She’s not even attractive enough to make up for that personality.

  76. lovedove78 says:

    Inna (think that’s her name) should not have been kick off. She needed more help. Jessica, as much as I like her does not need charm school. So I don’t know she’s still there.

  77. Nikky Raney says:

    I love Megan, why didn’t BRANDI M go home instead?
    Also, I never knew that Lacey and Brandi C. actually fought.
    They left that off tv…

  78. janella says:

    I thought the “Rock of Love Charm School” was for improved behavior. Lacey knows nothing about this topic. She has been rude since day one even on the Rock of Love. Look what she did to Dallas. And she instigated poor Brandi C’s behavior because she knew that she was under the influence. They shoudl be dismissed if their behavior does not improve – not failing some challenge !!

  79. mariana says:

    that’s pretty coll

  80. brittany says:

    love this show jessica was so sweet but she was to good for this :.( any way since all my fav people are off the show then i guess i will root for destiney
    ps megan you rocked you go girl and the drug epeisode was so funny

  81. Eleazar says:

    BRANDI M IS THE BESTT … SHE ROCKSSSS!!!

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