The Celebreality Interview - Dallas
Since Dallas is…Dallas, a regular post-show interview with this blog just wasn’t gonna happen. She marches to her own drum, and she is an eccentric communicator, to say the least. Instead of receiving us by phone, though, Dallas was gracious enough to answer some of our questions regarding her time on Rock of Love Charm School via email. What follows is not as in depth as what we usually run, but it does at least give insight into why she participated in this show in the first place and exactly how she’d like Lacey to die. That’s something, you know?
What’s your overall take on your Charm School experience? Was there any joy involved?
Overall, it was a waste of my time. I enjoyed the free alcohol (of course), but other than that, I could do without it. I told Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails where I was going and he said, “But dallas, you are already charming enough.” I think that said it all.
In your exit interview you said that you were perfect going in and perfect going out. If that’s the case, what was your reason for signing on in the first place? To be on TV?
The reason was to get paid and eventually have my own show. I am still perfect and was taught nothing at Charm School.
What did you think of the “curriculum?”
Again, I learned nothing. The curriculum was laughable at best. Funny, but those girls needed a book, not a band.
Why do you think you continued to clash with Lacey? Was ignorning her just impossible?
Ignoring her was impossible, because the producers set it up so that we would always be together. They made sure that I slept in the same bunk bed as her. They wanted a fight, so i gave it to them. Lacey just wants to eat my p****. I’ve said it a million times, and it is true. We met before Charm School at a party, and she was all pver me with hugs and kisses. Lacey is a phony idiot, and I cannot wait until the day she dies of AIDS.
A lot of people were surprised that you were kept on the show after you threw an apple. Were you? What did the producers say about that incident?
It only added to their bank accounts. I was not surprised that I was still there. The drunkard (whatever her name was [ed. note: Courtney]) needed rehab. End of story. I have seen a LOT of messed up behavior, but I have never seen anyone that wasted in a small amount of time. It was crazy.
I’ve seen people speculate that Lacey’s targeting of you is race-related. Did you have any sense of that at all? Any comment on general about race matters in the house?
The only one who ever brought up race was Lacey. Do I think she hates black people? I don’t know, I don’t care.
Any resentment for the other girls? You had some pointed things to say about some of them, Heather in particular.
I don’t hate anyone but lacey. Heather and I hang out all the time.
Any resentment for Sharon? What did you think of her as a headmistress?
I have no comment about Sharon Osbourne. At all.
Any regrets?
I regret not having MORE fights. I regret not being actively evil like most. I do not start s***, but I definitely finish it.
What are you up to now?
Parties, as usual, and working on my online vintage store, The Gossip Rag.
Are you completely done with reality TV?
I will only be done after I get my own show. That’s all I really want at this point. It’s hard because to get a show on VH1 these days, you need horrible plastic surgery (like gigantic fake lips, hair plugs, plastic boobs, or a wind tunnel face lift). I am not yet ready to deform myself, so i guess The Dallas Show will have to wait.
Keep up with Dallas via her FamousVH1Friends.com profile and her MySpace.
Related content
Rock of Love Charm School show page
Charm School videos and extras
November 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Anyone seen Dallas in an infomercial for some viagra rip off pill? Users her name and gives a testimony about why size matters. A former penthouse model-turned doctor(Victoria Zdrok) is the creator of it. I cant think of what its called but I work at a TV station and see it 1-2 times a night. Some of us at work recognized Dallas as soon as we saw her.
November 24th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
DALLAS?
WHILE I AGREE LACEY IS A TRASHY PIECE OF FILTH, YOU GIRL ARE FAR FROM PERFECT. YOU HAVE A POOR ME ATTITUDE. AND TO WISH DEATH FROM AIDS TOWARDS ANYONE, JUST MAKES YOU AS MUCH TRASH AS LACEY IF NOT WORSE. AND SINCE WHEN DOES EATING P****Y CAUSE AIDS?
November 24th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Dallas you are just …. I really don’t know what you are I hope you get hurt very badly ,and I also wish the same for Lacey…….
November 24th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Come on Dallas dont hate on Daisy she is just smokin hot . you are not very entertaining thats all
November 25th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Sharon is really dum to not see who the )!^#~`(@@&(%)&#+ stirrer is and that is lacey. Or maybe they have red hair together lol lol something is wrong with lacey .She is mean and starts everything in the house and she did go and get that girl with pink hair and kept running her mouth.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:25 am
The Real Chance of Love……..People…..the *%#!`&*_%_))^*# HOLES..GUYS AIN’T @!_%)$#_*!&#^~_@ WHY WOULD ANY LADY IN HER RIGHT MIND, WANNA WITH THESE JURKS…..ARE THERE ANY LADIES WITH CLASS….OUT THERE??????? LADIES ARE YOU THAT *&+$$!$(($_%^#(` UP!!!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am
ummm..a dallas show??? How boring would that be?
November 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
She should have mentally beat the crap out of Lacey’s (_~**()&!*!^)*^ Shes the biggest instigator devilish !%$`()~*$(#$$@+@` ever known to man kind. & maybe she doesn’t deserve to die of AIDS but she definately deserves something within that category. CARMA”S a !%$`()~*$(#$$@+@` so is Lacey. For every evil thought & action taken for all that, it comes right back to her in triple effect. Those are the rules of life & its too bad Lacey doesnt even know that. She thinks shes smart but in all reality shes the dumbest of them all.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL . In the end result Dallas & the rest of them will be laughing at her.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Dallas, Dallas, Dallas…
Super poor attitude. Your whole opinion about the show and how you think you are perfect are quite off. Though, I do agree that every one of you are doing this for the money and for your 15 minutes of fame, but was there any thought of trying to better yourself? I know that you and Lacey will never be friends, but you must have known that you were going to bunk with her for the sake of ratings.
It amazes me that you think that you are going to get a show out of this experience. My guess is that when Brett was looking for love, you were looking for fame. Well, your attitude and expectations are what reminds me that there are more and more lazy people trying to find the fast track to fame on the shirt-tails of others.
What ever happened to the real hard-working people that took pride in themselves? Apparently, they look up to reality television. I guess what makes me different is that I take pride in myself and look at reality television as entertainment only. I am just thankful in your honesty regarding why you were in Rock of Love and Charm School. Sadly, your attitude will get you nowhere in the television world and to be quite frank, you are not all that interesting to watch.
November 25th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
First of all…WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE QUIT HATING ON DALLAS!!! Lacey is nothing but a loser and trouble maker. Dallas could have gone far in this competition if SHaron would have sent Lacey home after the first fight between Dallas and her. She is always looking for a fight..I don’t think the elevator goes to the top floor in Lacey’s head. She is definetly not the sharpest tool in the tool shed. You treat people the way you want to be treated and obviously she was not raised or taught how to do that. Lacey need to learn some people skills!!!
November 26th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Enid, you’re right, Dallas should have mentally beat the crap out of Lacey. Lacey is evil, and it sounds like a lesbian. Not that I care. Dallas has her stuff together!!
November 26th, 2008 at 9:55 am
I AM SO MAD THAT MY GIRL DALLAS LEFT AND THAT NOBODY WITNESSED THE HELL THAT SHE WENT THROUGH! I REALLY DID LOVE THIS SHOW BECAUSE IT SEEMED AS IF IT WAS REALLY TRYING TO REHABILITATE THESE YOUNG WOMEN. IT TURNED OUT TO BECOME ANOTHER HYPOCRITICAL REALITY TV SHOW! LACEY ACTED NOTHING LESS THEN A RABIES INFESTED BARBARIAN AND WAS REWARDED FOR THIS! DALLAS ACTED LIKE THE LADY THAT SHE IS AND WAS PUNISHED, I DONT UNDERSTAND! I FEEL SORRY FOR DALLAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NEVER A CHANCE FOR HER FROM THE BEGINNING AND I THINK THEY PUT LACEY ON THERE JUST TO RUN ALL THE BLACK GIRLS OFF OF THE SHOW. LACEY HAS NO SELF MORALS AND YET STILL HAS THE PRIVELEDGE OF CHARM SCHOOL.
November 29th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Seems like there are no winners or losers when fighting with Lacey. It was not fair that lacey didn’t get sent home. But some of Dallas’s parting words were a bit suspicious. She is really full of herself - and that is not charming. She also wished she would have gotton in more fights and been more evil? That is a really immature statement to make. An intelligent person would be bored to tears with that drama!! But Dallas is right - it sells!
Granted I think what Lacey did was far more deserving of being removed from the show - I think that Dallas needs to pull the stick out of her $#&$^~(*$@$_)%` cause the way she behaves isn’t that much better than Lacey either.
November 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Oh - and as for Sharon Osborne - it seems she doesn’t have control over the shows. Because it’s very calculated and clear that they are keeping the the main antagonist on the show for ratings. So either Sharon is not actively choosing who gets sent home - or she is truly stupid.
November 29th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
dat got me pissed lacey should have gone home cuz she is a f***ing slut and she is so ugly
dallas on da other hand should have stayed she had her stuff 2 geder and she also was a very nice gurl
November 29th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
i agree jenny she is stupid but i a big fan of ozzy
November 29th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
i den like how they did last charm school saaphyri won im not mad but i she was
put out in the begining of flavor of love i think buckwild or smallly should have won
that was not they should do a little better with charm school
November 29th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
shay is my girl that was sad she did win charm school i like moninq on charm
school better
November 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
I think that monique should come back and do real/chance of love charm school.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
WHEN IS MONQUE GOING TO DO CHARM SCHOLL AGAIN BUT NOW SHES
GAT A TALK SHE GOING ON
November 29th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
NACY YOU DOT LIKE DALLAS
November 29th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
CHRIS WHY ARE YOU GLAD DALLAS LEFT
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:06 am
Dallas, you were the reason that I watched that show in the first place. I really hope that you get to get your own show. I bet it will be sick! Sick meaning in a good way that is. I wished you would of stomped a whole in that red headed wrench when she took your glasses off. I thought that she straight up crossed the line when she did that. They didn’t even bring it up during elimination either. That one guy on the show pissed me off when he made you seem like a whiney little baby when you didn’t wan’t to work with Lacy. I feel if they were in your situation then things would be a whole lot different. Keep up the good work you haven’t let me down. I will definately be looking forward to seeing your new show someday!!!
December 8th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Dallas… if you werent such a ^)#)&(!&^^$&^%`^`& maybe u would have made it. But you let jealousy and hatred get in the way. Thats why you went home. You deserved to go home. Sorry!
January 5th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
OK - even though she sounds kinda’ cold and +_%$*~%^*^~)^&_^# y, it’s clear she is who she is. That’s totally cool. I liked her on the show. I didn’t see her on Rock of Love since I didn’t watch the first one, so I didn’t have a preformed opinion about her. She’s right - she never started s—, but she finished it. That’s great. She kept her cool a lot longer than I would have and I have to give her props for that. This woman is as honest as honest can be. I love it!