Rock Of Love Charm School – Episode 7 – Potential Realized

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Ever since Bret Michaels asked a group of girls if they were “ready to rock the halse” in July of 2007, everything that has happened in the Rock of Love saga has led up to this point:



It’s like the second coming, but more…salivary.

OK, class. We have a lot of material to cover, so we’re just gonna plow through it. Lacey and Brandi C., are doing what they do:

They decide it will be Heather.

She has no idea. Or if she does, she doesn’t care. She’s got more important things to do, being A-list and all. More on that in a sec!

The girls get a note suggesting that they’ll be dealing with men today. Unlike Dallas, these girls are not ready for the penises. And they only have an hour to get that way! Horrors! It’s time to turn the curling irons up to the “scald” setting and wash only the necessary parts, namely tops and tails.

Commandment!

Helping the girls today will be this female firecracker:

She asks which girls are single.

They all are. How telling.

Donna’s main points unfold like this:

I know that these are real words in real sentences and everything, but superimposed on this show and directed at these girls, it’s like experiencing hieroglyphics. Does not compute. Heather agrees with No. 3, saying that she’s been “burnt” in the past literally, and she’s not referring to her crimping iron.

She means the tattoo she got of Bret’s name, which first of all was not branded, and second of all was entirely of her own volition. Bret totally encouraged it and had the ego-boosted woody afterward to prove it, but in the end, it was Heather’s own fault. The way she spins it amounts to pricking your finger on a rose’s thorn and blaming it on Poison. It’s just so weird, ’cause, like, we all saw it, you know?

Anyway! There’s also this:

We should add an, “…especially if you’ve had a restraining order on them” clause. Thank god these girls are just learning this crap now. I can’t imagine what either season of Rock of Love would have been like with a pragmatic element.

And speaking of pragmatic, Brandi C., brilliantly recaps with…

Basically, I’m listening to this lecture, and all it boils down to is: don’t be a slut. But being slutty is kind of fun!” Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new motto.

To put some of these good/not-good-for-TV lessons to use, the judges have called on a team of make-up artists and special-effects wizards to give the girls make-unders. If you don’t know what that means…

…now you do. The results of the transformations follow:

Kristy Joe is particularly good-natured and funny about the challenge, as is often (yet always surprisingly) the case:

The whole ordeal is kind of like Mama’s Family, but with worse wigs. The girls will attempt to sell their personalities to three bachelors of varying hotness:

“Varying.” Slippery slope. Whatever.

Basically, the whole point in this speed-dating exercise is that the girls are not allowed to just get by on their looks alone. Highlights include “Gerturde” naming the kazoo as one of the instruments she’s versed in (what a hummer!) and John asking “Hortense” if she goes by anything for short. If anyone’s feeling unfresh, you’re in luck, because it looks like we have a full douchebag on our hands!

Sharon and Daniella, who are watching on a closed-circuit television, note that the girls spill their dating nightmares almost immediately.

I’ve had my vagina removed,” mocks Sharon. Hey there, missus — you can’t knock these girls for what the make-underers did to them!

Oh!

Look at how backwoods mutant Brandi M., looks. The hills have eyes…and they’re alive with prosthetics.

Brandi C., meanwhile flirts with John.

If only she were drunk and we could blame it all on beer goggles.

Flies swarm as Kristy Joe talks to Charlie…

…it just couldn’t be more appropriate. Kristy Joe interviews that, “For the first time in my life, I realized that I’ve always kinda relied on my looks, and now I’ve got nothing to talk about.” That’s exactly what this lesson was supposed to teach and the fact that KJ would even admit to being that mired in superficiality is admirable. KJ for the win…except not of this challenge, because she asks Charlie, “Why are you single?” which is not only putting him totally on the spot, it’s also kind of accusatory. Why not be single, you know? Being slutty is kind of fun. Did you learn nothing from Brandi C., KJ?

The speed-dating ends and Sharon goes over the results with the girls. Or, at least some of them. In addition to not seeing a second of footage of Heather on her speed-dates, we get no indication of how she did. Let’s hope if tattoos were involved, they were temporary. Anyway, Brandi C., tried to find common ground, Lacey was wishy-washy and Kristy Joe was a bad listener.

She doesn’t get extra points for her ability to mug effectively in a fat suit, even though she should. In the end, Brandi M., is chosen by Charlie and John as the girl they’d most like to go on a second date with. Ace picks Destiney. That means that Brandi M., is the winner. She gloats like backwoods mutants only can. For her prize, she’ll get to go on a date with the eligible bachelors. And she gets to pick a friend. She chooses “Jorge.”

She means “Hortense” aka Destiney. I guess she too got confused with all the names for which “whore” can be short. Surprising but plausible. The rest of the girls will be going out as well, they just have to stay in their ugly costumes. They are not happy about this.

Heather takes it particularly hard, which is strange for someone who tends to have a decent sense of humor about herself.

She actually starts crying!

She pleads with Sharon to not make her go. This is so weird. America’s already seen her looking like Aileen Wuornos’ trick, so what’s a few more jerkasses sitting around a bar? Get a grip, girl! Embrace your cartoonish butchness!

Since Sharon’s making her go, Heather does what she can to cope:

She gets sauced. I guess she figures that since she looks like s***, she might as well get s***-faced. She’s not problem-drinking, she’s just being thematic!

Brandi C., does her part to make sure she’s similarly dissociated from her pseudo-self.

Mission accomplished.

While Destiney and Brandi M., dress normally and board a limo for their “date” with the three dudes…

…the uglies are confined to the shortbus. They are seriously torturing these girls. Vagina removal may not be far behind, after all.

While Heather wallows at the bar, the other girls have what looks like a fun time…

Why wait till Thanksgiving to enjoy stuffing?

Or turkey, for that matter? Brandi C., openly and forcefully makes out with John. He kisses her neck at one point, to her great delight.

If she did get her vagina removed, it’s nice to know that she could still have plenty of fun.

By the time they get out of the bar, Brandi C., is wrecked.

She has this…incident with a pole on the bus, and is otherwise preoccupied…

She describes her state at this point as “Heather drunk.” That’s, like, off the charts. Witness her interaction with some hair that has entered her mouth:

The experience seems to mystify her entirely. You’d think she’d be used to it by now. And speaking of Heather drunk…

…yeah, that’s pretty bad. Oh, also, so begins the motif of attempting to shove pizza down drunk people’s throats. I know the idea is to get something in their stomach besides alcohol, but this seems like a recipe for greasy, tomato-chunky throw-up to me.

Lacey, meanwhile, has a recipe for vomit of the behavioral variety. She says the circumstances have given her an idea. She pulls Brandi C., aside and asks if she remembers the other night when she was drunk and Heather was yelling in her face. We flashback to something we didn’t see during the episode in which Megan was eliminated…

Lacey plays Brandi C., like a kazoo, telling her…

“[Heather] needs to understand what it feels like when you’re drunk and someone’s screaming in your face!” Oh, so look who’s a moralist all of a sudden! Hey, Lacey, VH1 already has a show that’s anchored by a maniac who does worse things to bad people. It’s called Scream Queens.

Speaking of screaming!

After being led to the room that isn’t theirs by Lacey, Brandi C., screams in the face of an ailing Heather.

Those who are of sound(er) minds attempt to break up this wholly unnecessary tiff.

As the Brandis argue, Heather bares her teeth like a shi tzu.

Possibly the best thing about this whole disaster is that Kristy Joe has her fat neck still on and is, like, mugging.

Brandi C., is told repeatedly to get out of the room. Destiney yells at her to leave. In lieu of doing that, she spits in Destiney’s face and Celebreality history is made yet again.

And this is no wimpy runny Pumkin-esque saliva. This is a thick, stew-like, beige loogie.

It’s so tactile, it takes multiple wipes to remove.

It is marvelously disgusting. In the midst of Destiney’s flailing to clean herself, Brandi C., sort of leans back to admire her work.

Show-off!

Destiney responds not with violence, but with words…

Get out of our room! Get out now! I’m asking you politely to f***ing get out of our f***ing room!

While it’s funny that she’s qualifying her use of blood-curdling screams and the word “f***ing” as “polite,” she isn’t wrong. Considering that she just had actual human mucus on her face, I think Destiney’s reaction is nothing less than civilized.

As if she hasn’t been ridiculous enough, Brandi C., makes sure to note on her way out…

Well that makes it all better, now, doesn’t it?

Meanwhile, Heather’s, like, throwing up what is undoubtedly greasy, tomato-chunky vomit…

…and asthma-attacking…

…but when she hears that Brandi C., spit on Destiney, she springs to action.

Responding to Heather’s confrontation, Patrick Bateman, I mean Lacey, says, “It’s about time to learn what it feels like when people are coming down on you in your weakened state.”

She also makes fun of Heather’s slurring (which, you know, is fair enough)…

…and then, seemingly out of nowhere, says…

…”You think you’re a f***ing A-list celebrity!” To which Heather responds…

Iyaaaaaaaaaaam, bitch!

Oh dear.

Here’s one case where Lacey’s reaction is wholly justified. Seriously, Heather, please pretend you don’t believe stuff like that, even if you do. This breaks up mercifully soon and as Heather stomps back to her room, she says…

I’m having an asthma attack, and there’s whores in my face!” You need an inhaler, and instead you get a whore in your face. It’s like from a lost verse of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic.” But really, as long as Heather’s turning out lines like this as a matter of course, she’ll always be on the A-list of my heart.

And this whole thing doesn’t even end there! We see a shot of Heather talking to her mom in the phone booth with what is quite possibly her most authentically 80′s hair yet.

Heather doesn’t want to be here anymore. Nor does she want to talk to her mom, apparently, so she calls for Jessica who scurries up, saying…

“I’m comin’, sweetie. I’m bringing you pizza!” What the hell is this pizza propaganda? Why is it being peddled as the cure-all? Pizza is to black-out, fame-inflating drunkenness as club soda is to stains, apparently. I wonder if it helps with cancer, too?

Heather tells Jessica to talk to her mother and Jessica gets on the phone, all…

“Hi, Mom.” Jessica is so adorable, I want to put her in my pocket. No wait. I wanna put her in a pizza pocket.

While Jessica is talking to Heather’s mom, Heather sits outside the phone booth. Lacey comes up, saying that now Heather knows how Brandi C., feels. Like an A-lister? Heather, in response, chucks the plate (and pizza!) that Jessica just handed her.

Now she’ll never be cured! Lacey calls her weak in response. She seems to have her mouth full. Probably of pizza.

The next day, Brandi C., sits out by the pool.

Jessica tells Brandi of the spitting, at which she says she’s horrified. Jessica also adds that in her opinion, Lacey played Brandi C. Jessica urges Brandi to talk to Destiney about this matter. It ends with a sisterly hug.

Jessica is like pizza delivery for the soul. Love. This. Girl.

Destiney and Brandi C., eventually talk about the night before.

Much to Destiney’s credit, she’s calm yet assertive. Much to Brandi C.’s credit, she’s remorseful and doesn’t even attempt to make excuses for herself. At one point, she interrupts Destiney and then backs down immediately. I’m glad it took a vile thing like spitting to make these girls communicate like humans. Saliva for all! Destiney tells Brandi C., that she turns into a monster when she drinks and that Brandi C., reminds her of herself at a really tumultuous point in her life. Again, it ends with a hug:

Meanwhile, Heather’s freaking out about the plate-throwing incident.

That’s a flattering angle, though. Thrower’s remorse does a Heather good. So, Heather goes in and talks to Sharon, saying that she’s doing well and she’s not a bad person, but oh yeah, she almost decapitated Lacey with a flying plate, purely accidentally.

Oh dear, part 2: electric bulls***.

Elimination!

Brandi M., again gloats about her win. Big whoop. That feels episodes ago at this point. Unless you assaulted someone, you really can’t claim relevance at this particular point in time.

Sharon brings up the plate-throwing almost immediately, saying that Lacey worked Heather up to the point where she felt that she could only express herself by throwing a plate at the wall.

Lacey corrects her, by saying the plate was aimed for her head. Rikki knows of none of this, so he asks Heather to explain her side of the story.

I came upstairs…and then…I’m here, I’m learning and I’m cleansing!” Well, you know what happens when you cleanse: crap leaks out. It just usually doesn’t leak from your mouth. Heather’s a special girl! She panics and says she’s having trouble breathing.

Heather asks if Jessica can tell what happened. As someone who was sober and who seems to be sensible enough to align herself with the truth, Jessica is an invaluable source. She says that Heather just launched the plate and that it was not aimed at Lacey’s head. Lacey takes issue with this and interrupts, but Jessica shoots this down…

This is my time right now, so I would like to use my time to explain what I saw!” snaps Jessica earning her a “You go, gurl!” from Sharon and an eerily approving smile from Lacey.

Aw, the kid’s all right!

And also: unfinished. Lacey talks about her argument with Heather, especially that whole A-list thing. Heather seems shocked.

Is she really that surprised that she said that? Surely, she must believe it to have said it. Sharon’s response is absolutely perfect: “Hold on, what is this famous s***? You bitches are not celebrities, OK? I’m the f***ing celebrity!” Stunning.

Heather must feel backed up into a wall because she blurts out, “She spit on her!”

Now it’s Brandi C.’s turn to be shocked. But really? Brandi C., knows that Heather knows exactly how this machine operates and so of course she was going to play that as a trump card if she felt threatened. Sharon asks who spit on whom and Brandi C., raises her hand.

Let that raised hand work as a reminder that she really is a kid. She explains that she spit on Destiney, adding, “I feel that what I did was the utmost worst thing I could have ever done in my entire life.” It’s not an exaggeration when it’s done for poetic effect; it’s hyperbole. Sharon asks Destiney if she thinks Brandi C., should be eliminated and Destiney says that Lacey goaded her into doing it. Destiney’s opinion apparently counts for nothing because Sharon gets super pissed. Like off-her-mark, out-of-the-light pissed. She admonishes the girls for taking “two steps forward and four f***ing back.”

Since what Brandi C., did was illegal, Sharon says f*** it about an expulsion ceremony and justs asks for Brandi C.’s pin.

Sharon tells her, “You’ve let everybody down. Most of all, yourself.” Brandi C., agrees completely.

And with that, she is gone. Say what you will about the spitting titmouse, but she was clearly remorseful for her actions and she made an hour of truly spectacular TV. When she’s gone, Sharon tells Lacey and Heather, “Enough. Boring.” To which I say: I BEG TO DIFFER, lady. Most exciting episode ever!

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  1. Brian says:

    This looks funny i did not see it yet but tonight i will that was the samething pumpkin did to new york on flavor of love i think season one. but OMG moement right there.

  2. julz says:

    hahah the spit was so gross. \
    i love lacey!!. this is a reality show and thnx to her all of this drama happened…u rock! shes there to do all of the hard work for the other girls. the other girls just live off by the drama she creates. GO LACEY! MAKE IT UNTIL THE FINALE!

  3. LacyBloodClotHead says:

    Lacy Blood Clot Head will be going next week. She’s a horror who would never do that to someone like Hoops or Boots from the other reality shows. She picked on a weak black girl who should have wiped the floor with her upon exiting.

  4. Lorraine says:

    Oh no, no a spit really a spit wtf! How gross is that to spit on somebody, i don’t find it appealing at all so its all fair and well that Brandy C. left the house. But once again Lacy was the one that build up this scene from the jump she should have left B.C. alone b/c she was drunk off her a$$ and let her sleep it off but no she wanted some sh&t to get started and it was perfect time. What a TRAMP you are Lacy and trust me your day is coming be afraid be VERY AFRAID.

  5. DJ says:

    I think it was absolutely correct to expell Brandi C. I think she has been nothing but a trouble maker and has no interest in improving her life.

    I also think Lacey should have been expelled as well. She instigated the incident with Brandi C and Heather which led to the “spitting incident” Lacey is a troublemaker, a stuck up, red haired, instigater and needs to leave the show so that the people that want to be there and are learning have that chance.

    Heather, Desteny, Kristy Jo, Jessica and Brandi M want to learn and have the potential!

  6. Tony says:

    That chick that spit looks like a Muppet having a bad hair day. Where do they find these freaks and how much do they get paid?

  7. brittany says:

    Why on earth haven’t they put some security in these houses? Big John kept those girls under (better) control as did that big dude (Rick?) in the Flavor of Love house. Leaving them alone except for a few hours where they have a lesson or challenge breeds nothing but trouble. Obviously it will make for good television but they still need someone there to step in before it gets out of control, day one of shooting should have taught them that. Has there even been an elimination ceremony that wasn’t based around the girls fighting versus actual performance? And while I’m talking security, why doesn’t Sharon ever review tapes? Lacey and the Brandis would have been so long gone.

  8. mnchick says:

    Love this show, and usually find the recaps more exciting and funny than the show itself. Not in this case! last nights show as just..wow! Brandi C should have been expelled. Spitting on someone is the ultimate in wrong and humiliation for the person who was spit on. However, I think that Lacey should have been eliminated as well.

    Next week, looks like Lacey gets a dose of her own medicine. But I seem to recall that when she was on ROL that she got a dose of it and then broke down and cried like the previews show. I have a hard time believing that her tears are genuine. I mean come on! She breaks these people down, is a total b**ch and then doesn’t expect them to retaliate?? Really?? Next week will be interesting as well.

  9. Elizebetrh says:

    I think this is so un fair this is all Lacey’s fualt Brandi is so sweet she was my favorite o and sharon if u read this text me @ 678-777-6848 WE WANT BRANDI BACK SEND LACEY HOME NOW

  10. Charli says:

    Anyone who posts their phone number on a blog is a FN DING BAT.. NO WONDER you like Brandi C..

  11. Taylor says:

    Brandi and Lacy are the grossest C U N T S an the planet. Brandi C is a meth head tramp who will make out with ANYONE. SHE Is SO foul. FOUL…. Lacy is just as ugly and insane. She needs serious help. Good ridence to that fat PIG Brandi

  12. CHAD says:

    Brandy C and Heather are ugly drunken morons

  13. faith says:

    Oh $+(_^)#$#`*@!*)~ that was the thickest spit i have ever seen!!! i would have beat the hell out of brandi c that was just plain nasty!! but i still think lacey should have gone home brandi c got played

  14. Elle says:

    Brandi :(

    I’m bummed. i was pulling for you.

  15. Lars says:

    that gurl wit da pink hair iz kinda scary looking, creepy, icky. i wont want dat *_*^((@~@)`^%@^$# spit on me, i *_*^((@~@)`^%@^$# slap her

  16. BlakeD says:

    Lacey should have left..and I really don’t think Brandi C should have. Now, don’t get me wrong…I’ve hated Brandi C since day one. However, she became more likeable on some episodes of Charm School…until this one. Charm School could have seriously helped her; it may have even helped her realize that Lacey and Megan both just use her.

    Lacey doesn’t make good TV, no matter what anyone says. She makes aggravating tv. I can’t stand her. If she made good tv then a lot more than 2% of vh1 fans would like her. I wish that plate would of hit her head so bad.

  17. Kacey says:

    Heather and Brandi C. are like 25 and 35 years old and can’t even drink without losing it? I got drunk like that once- when i was 13. What losers. There’s no hopefor either one of them, you can’t fix stupid.

  18. Barbara says:

    Heather is old enough and should start acting her age. What was that all about. I hope her behavior is attributed to her alchol consumption. This might show your viewers what not to do when drinking. But what I don’t understand did she rat Brandi C out for fear of elimination or did she do it because was the ultimate slap in the face. I think she doesn’t have a back bone and ratted out Brandi C because she thought she was getting eliminated. She couldn’t even tell her side of the story, it seemed as if she was searching for a story to tell Sharon. She could eliminated for being an idiot!!!!!

  19. SHEILA says:

    Okay Brandi C. has done some bad things, but I think everyone can see whose behind it.
    Lacy sucks and Brandi C. was so drunk she really didn’t knwo what was going on..I mean she spit in destiny’s face and walked away crying like some had spit in her face!!
    I love brandi C. and i actully thought it was hot when she did that…even if i like desitny it was still hott and desitny was man enough to see who was the master mind behind that chaos…
    LACY SUCKS

  20. brittney says:

    very good !!!!! but i think lacey need to be gone .

  21. John says:

    This episode surprised me a lot. Destiny showed restraint after getting spit on like that by Brandi C that deserves to be recognized. Speaking of Brandi I feel she was very remorseful of her actions and that is cool despite what I thought of her in the past. Heather might be showing a dark side in the upcoming episodes I do not know where Heather will go and will she be like Lacey. I thought Lacey was hot when she was on Rock Of Love 1, but I was wrong. I’m going for Destiny to win it all.

  22. Kirby says:

    Good riddance to that nasty ))!$&(`$!%!&%@%#% Brandi C. Lacey’s time is coming(nasty gross ))!$&(`$!%!&%@%#% Heather and Destiney are sweet and I hope one of them wins and Sharon Osbourne “you rock” I love watching you “let those girls have it!!!”

  23. dynnamyte0813 says:

    Can someone please tell me what growth Lacey has shown to justify her being on the show? I mean, yes Brandi C., that was nasty. But she was still showing some kind of growth. All the judges know without looking at any tapes that Lacey is not wanting any kind of change. She is just there to be a s*!t stirrer. VH1 sucks for this lame show and Sharon sucks for that lame reprimand…

  24. dynnamyte0813 says:

    …and Lacey looks like such a man…look at all the wrinkles and crows feet on her. She looks like she is having a stroke when she smiles…they didn’t have to make her up, she’s fugly on her own!

  25. Lisa says:

    Wow “JAY” way to type like an idiot.

  26. Jamahl says:

    ohhhhhhhh yea then Brandi C acted like she didn’t know wat wuz happenin how dum could dat stupid little trampy _+_#~$)@!&(&^@&!% sltucake @_~#(^###&%_`%%*% THERE IS NO OTHE WORD TO DESCRIBHER BUT SHE IS A @_~#(^###&%_`%%*%

  27. lin says:

    Did anyone notice that Lacey’s back was turned when Heather threw the plate, yet Lacey covered the back of her head? That freaked me out, like evil was sensing evil! Either that, or that was some good editing!

  28. Paula says:

    lacy’s just eggs things on,she’s ugly she realy didn’t need to be made up i believe she’s going to be gone soom

  29. Sofia says:

    Lacey is nasty &`!(##)))&*#^)~%@ y weirdo who needs to stir up ^&!$!~(@+^#&)~*( to make herself feel good. She has ugly intentions and that makes her stupid with no class what so ever. Brandi C is just a dumb %@$(_%~+%!)*)@_ and a follower that has trouble thinking for herself. Did Heather have PMS- why did she cry b/c she had to go out like that- so insecure. Jessica and Destiny are cool. Brandi M just doesn’t know better. This girls are dumb to get played by Lacey- dumb dumb dumb- from a nasty %@$(_%~+%!)*)@_

  30. Maya says:

    Spitting is against the rules? Seriously? Where do they come up with these rules?

    Throwing an apple: Cool
    Pushing: Cool
    Kicking: NOT ALLOWED
    Pouring a drink on someone: Cool
    Throwing a plate: Cool

    Spitting: NOT ALLOWED

  31. ... says:

    myra ur rite and u also left out pushing a person while having a mildly retated dog in her hand

  32. LAWZ says:

    maya ur right were do they find these elimination rulez

    throwing and apple at someone else:physical “)&)$+!)*^!&&` ault(agaist law)cool

    pushing someone while they have a midly retarted dog in there hand:harrassment and cruelty to animals and “)&)$+!)*^!&&` aultation of the handicapped(agaist the law)cool

    kicking in reaction of a push while having a brain sick animal in harm:(self defense) BAD Atomatically eliminated

    pouring a drink on someones head and being disrepectful to the public:its okay jux make sure the drink is mixed with something(cool)

    throwing a plate at someone u hate while making eye contact at that person to make sure u try to hit her(video above) and then lieing about it saying that u threw it at a wall when it didnt touch a wall;aggravated “)&)$+!)*^!&&` ault(agaist the law)cool

    spitting at someone while intoxicated when some psyco drove u into the room so it could happen then not remembering it then find out wut happens apologizes to that person in sinserity wether or not ur going to be eliminated:WRONG BAD FOUL DISCISTIN AGAIST THE LAW AND UNRULY NO NEED TO BE ASK WUT HAPPENED UR AUTOMATICALL ELIMINATED WITH NO CEREMONY

    HMM I GUESS THOSE ARE THE RULEZ OF THIS SHOW

  33. lawz says:

    oh and i left out
    being drunk and having a hangover and still has the mental strength to overcome it and come to and elimination unlike lastime wich is an improvement and wut this school is 4: up u effed up BAD calls for expulsion and rehab

    Being french and not understandin the american music industry and ask a teamate who doesnt answer u andtrying ur best and not doing a blame thing wrong: Expulsion and a mean lecture at by riki ractmen

  34. Amy says:

    Lacey needs to go hope Heather messes her up!

  35. Brian says:

    I think Lacey should have her own show. Everybody would watch it; she’s the most talked about character since New York. Everyone says they hate her, but they can’t stop talking about her.

  36. Simba says:

    I just cant believe they keep letting first Meghan now Lacey pull the kind of crap they have. This just shows how F up the world is.Brandi C got railroaded but its the company she choose to hang with and see what happens when you hang out with low lifes like that.

  37. LADIILUCK2009 says:

    WHAT BRANDI C DID WHAT SO F***ING NASTY I WOULD OF WIPPED HER A** DRUNK OR NOT YOU KNOW EXACLTY WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND FOR LACEY SHE NEED TO BE SENT HOME BEFORE HEATHER TEAR HER APART FOR REAL LOL.

  38. Shuman says:

    ya know I dont know why really the producers of shows like ths dont allow people like sharn to really understand whats going on in the house….this is ‘Charm School’ not high school. Just as Megan sabatoges every reality show she is on with the back-stabbing nature, and high school antics – Lacey is of the same caliber. Discusting, un-entertaining, unclassy… i mean i am an educated person and ya know where the hell did the producers find such trash? It would be nice to see Megan and Lacey actually find out what the meaning of ‘class’ or ‘charm’ is…it would be a waste of time to allow Lacey to continue to try to sbatoge the other ladies’ chances of actually learning something. As expected, Brandi C. got eliminated, when Lacey started everything from the beginning of the episode. This is just frustrating because Brandi C actually went humbly and apologized to Destiney, which showed that she was learning something……such a shame, these shows are just getting so predictable…at least allow these girls to grow – this is the world not high school, if u dont get rid of lacey – u will be inhibiting the growth of these other girls…….sad :(

  39. Cleavy says:

    I think we all would like to put Jessica in our pockets (pizza or regular).

  40. Cricket says:

    Lacy said when Heather threw the plate at her, she was making eye contact. Wasn’t her back turned? Does she now have eyes in the back of her head?

  41. daddyslilpsycho says:

    i love Destiney’s reaction to being spit on. its like a little side bob to the left, shes like oh no you didn’t! priceless, and then for Brandi to step back and smile. I would love to have a montage of this. At least she didn’t run away all scared like Pumkin did.

  42. Arieyll says:

    lacy friggin instigated that..i think if lacy would not have nudged brandi, brandi would have just passed out …

    poor destiny… )!&(&^`%&$~_`@`^ lacey, get her out of that house

  43. arieyll says:

    i understand sharons decision…..i applaude her..

    hope lacy gets the boot….literally but not on the show..hopefully after charm school heather will beat her %)((@+#*(*%@(`+

  44. Maegan says:

    omg! i love this episode
    i just wish that lacey will be exspelled
    she’s the one starting all the stupid @(&(`$(&#&_$*(@@ and wow i feel really bad for Destiny…that was a halla big glob of spit on her face
    gross..

  45. rolcharmschoolfansite says:

    So instead of answering my question you delete it? Ugh!

  46. Rich Juzwiak says:

    Just so you know, I didn’t delete that. I just saw fit to ignore it. But since I’m answering: I have no beef with Heather. I actually think she’s fantastic. Did you miss the “A-list of my heart” line?

  47. Nancy says:

    I have to admit that Lacey has a talent to create the drama. Sadly, she does not think before she acts. Now with Brandy C. out of the picture, she will definitely experience carma. What comes around, goes around. Sharon made a quick judgement and let Brandy C. go, but forgot to give the source of the drama the boot, too. Sharon did not hear that Destiney forgave Brandy C., but only got to hear that Lacey instigates the problems.

    I do feel bad for Brandy C. because she appears to be completely CLUELESS when it comes to choosing who are her real friends. Megan was a manipulator as well as Lacey. Sadly, Sharon refuses to weed out the hopeless drama makers and makes it harder for the ones that might actually really want to better themselves.

    All that I can hope for now is that Lacey learns about what her behavior does to people around her and really makes a conscious effort to change. I have my doubts that she will ever change.

  48. charity says:

    i have been pretty mad for brett and sharon not getting rid of Lacey sooner in the shows, but now she’s all alone. She has no one to manipulate. no “friends” to show off to when sh’e sin someone’s face. and i would be !%$)!#&+$@`%$(*^ in scared of Heather on or after the show. They’re all gonna gang up on her, she will get her just rewards. like LACEY said, “Karma’s a `+$$_!&$@^!&`$$$* Get her girls

  49. Jenny says:

    Lacey may have convinced drunk, brainless Brandi to go in there to start drama but she didn’t make her spit. I doubt Lacey thought that one through and now she has no allies…ooops. She sure makes good reality tv. Destiny, Kristy Jo, and Jessica seem super nice but how boring would that be?

  50. gemini says:

    lacey is the only one on this show who really needs charm school , destiney and jessica definetly dont need it brandi c should not have been expelled she was wrong to spit but she was intoxicated and she apologized that should have meant something that is the whole damn reason for charm school if your sending home those who need help why the hell is it called charm school ! and i dont no y everyone is hitting on lacey and saying she looks like a man have they seen brandi m , people get over it its charm school those who are already well mannered and have charm need to go

  51. tia says:

    brandi c shoulds got kicked out for being a drunken slut, even if she didn’t spit. pumkin did the same thing on the first charm school and look what monioque said to her. sharon seems like she doesnt even know what their all doing.

  52. ... says:

    apparently these are the gay tail elimination rules on the show

    throwing and apple at someone elses head as hard as u can:physical asault(agaist law)cool

    pushing someone while they have a midly retarted dog in there hand:harrassment and cruelty to animals and battery of the handicapped(agaist the law)cool

    kicking in reaction of a push while having a brain sick animal in harm:(self defense) BAD Automatically eliminated

    pouring a drink on someones head and being disrepectful to the public:its okay jux make sure u smile after u pour it: harrasment (cool)

    throwing a plate at someone u hate while making eye contact at that person to make sure u try to hit her(video above) and then lieing about it saying that u threw it at a wall when it didnt touch a wall;aggravated battery & asault(agaist the law)cool

    spitting at someone while intoxicated when some psyco drove u into the room when u wernt all there in the head so it could happen then not remembering it then find out wut happens apologizes to that person in sinserity wether or not ur going to be eliminated and admit wut u did was wrong whitchh showed growth in the school:WRONG BAD FOUL DISCuSTIN AGAIST THE LAW AND UNRULY NO NEED TO BE ASK WUT HAPPENED UR AUTOMATICALL ELIMINATED WITH NO CEREMONY

    being drunk and having a hangover and still has the mental strength to overcome it and come to and elimination unlike lastime wich is an improvement and wut this school is 4: up u effed up BAD calls for expulsion and rehab

    Being french and not understandin the american music industry and ask a teamate who doesnt answer u andtrying ur best and not doing a blame thing wrong: Expulsion and a mean lecture at by riki rachtmen

    HMM I GUESS THOSE ARE THE RULEZ OF THIS SHOW they should really get a hand 4 them

    NEXT THERE GOING TO HAVE BEING UGLY ON THERE LIST OF RULEZ WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEMARE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED ESPESICALLY LACEY ~“_%&%@&*$#~@)+^ GO HOME ALREADY

  53. Jae says:

    I WAS a big fan of Brandie C. now, she just another #+~@^!&^)$^#%&%$$ like Pumkin, no morals!!!!!!!!

  54. BC says:

    Sharon should have crowned Brandi C the new W.h.o.r.e of Charm School and Pumkin could have come in and handed the crown over to her.

  55. Tashanna says:

    Branci C should have not been expelled. When she found out what she did,she was woman enough to admit she was wrong and apologize. Lacey is the ~#^^_%!#*@~_+!+^+ and she should have been outta there!

  56. michelle says:

    okay soo i think that destiny should have spoken up && told sharon that brandi c had apoligized bout what she did..
    but instead she stayed quiet..
    and heather should have just let destiny speck up for her damn self and tell sharon that brandi c spit at her but apoligized.!!!!

  57. Sunshine1976 says:

    Love Brandi C. Love her volumptuous figure. So sad to see her go. She seemed genuinely apologetic. Hopefully she learned something.

  58. nataliaNY says:

    Ridiculous. I can’t stand Brandi C. (mainly because she’s such an air head) but LACEY is pure Evil.
    Brandi C was waaasssted. We have ALL done things we aren’t proud of while being drunk (unless your straight edge). Brandi was MANIPULATED by Lacey. If Lacy hadn’t come up to Brandi C and said “lets go yell at her” then nothing would have ever happened.
    Brandi C apologized to Destiny for spitting on her and it actually made me think, well maybe Brandi C. isn’t an evil @`$^(!@$(%~#^#_!^ after all. Maybe she’s just too naive to see that people are using her because they KNOW she doesn’t have a thought in that itty bitty brain of hers. All that bleaching kills brain cells.

    THEY ONLY REASON LACEY is on the show is because they want RATINGS. IF this %^#^#$^@&!`@&@^& was 100% REAL, Lacey would have been gone like 5 episodes ago. I know Sharon cannot +%()`#$*+`_)@%(+ ing stand her. But she’s gotta keep her around, or else who would be causing all these marvelous fights?
    Charm School is supposed to be about learning, growing, and maturing. Lacey isn’t doing any of that. She’s just manipulating and being sneaking.
    If this show was based on playing some sort of game for money…then yeah, Lacey is being a competitor and playing the game. But this is supposed to be “the girl that grows and becomes a lady wins money.” LACEY IS NO LADY.
    If she went to my high school, or college i would have knocked the **ck out. Her voice is irrating and so is that tacky pink hair.

    I wish Brandi C. didn’t get eliminated. She didn’t deserve it. She was wasted, she blacked out and doesn’t remember. She found out, was horrified and went to apologize. THAT SHOWS GROWTH AND MATURITY.
    damn….

  59. SARAH says:

    WHAT THE HELL! WAS THAT A `%%~_&@!($#^))^^ ING JOKE REALLY? SENDING BRANDY HOME BEFORE LACEY WHAT A NIGHTMARE MISTAKE . LACEY IS THE EYE OF THE STORM AND PEOPLE LIKE THAT DO NOT CHANGE EASILY I SAW THE PREVIEW OF THE NEXT EPISODE NOT PUMPED LACEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE SHE IS AN INSTIGATER BIPOLOR CRAZY . I HOPE IF THEY PULL SOMEONE BACK IT SHOULD BE BRANDY C. OR SOMEONE WHO HAS A HEART. `%%~_&@!($#^))^^ THAT (&&_)(_*)_!_@%*$ LACEY.

  60. LALA says:

    EVERYON REED … RULES I THINK HE HAS A GOOD POINT

  61. ... says:

    APPPARENTLY THESE ARE THE GAY AZZ elimination rules on the show

    throwing and apple at someone elses head as hard as u can AND HITTING THEM IN THE EAR:physical asault(agaist law)cool

    pushing someone while they have a midly retarted dog in there hand:harrassment and cruelty to animals and battery of the handicapped(agaist the law)cool

    kicking in reaction of a push while having a brain sick animal in arm:(self defense) BAD Automatically eliminated

    pouring a drink on someones head and being disrepectful to the public:its okay jux make sure u smile after u pour it: harrasment (cool)

    throwing a plate at someone u hate while making eye contact at that person to make sure u try to hit her(video above) and then lieing about it saying that u threw it at a wall when it didnt touch a wall;aggravated battery & asault(agaist the law)cool

    spitting at someone while intoxicated when some psyco drove u into the room when u wernt all there in the head so it could happen then not remembering it then find out wut happens apologizes to that person in sinserity wether or not ur going to be eliminated and admit wut u did was wrong whitchh showed growth in the school:WRONG BAD FOUL DISCuSTIN AGAIST THE LAW AND UNRULY NO NEED TO BE ASK WUT HAPPENED UR AUTOMATICALL ELIMINATED WITH NO CEREMONY

    being drunk and having a hangover and still has the mental strength to overcome it and come to and elimination unlike lastime wich is an improvement and wut this school is 4: up u effed up BAD calls for expulsion and rehab

    Being french and not understandin the american music industry and ask a teamate who doesnt answer u andtrying ur best and not doing a blame thing wrong: Expulsion and a mean lecture at by riki rachtmen

    HMM I GUESS THOSE ARE THE RULEZ OF THIS SHOW they should really get a hand 4 them

    NEXT THERE GOING TO HAVE BEING UGLY ON THERE LIST OF RULEZ WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEM RE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED ESPESICALLY LACEY GO HOME ALREADY AND MEGANS WAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN LACEY SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GROWN UP A LITTLE TOO I WOULD RATHER HAVE MEGAN THAN LACEY HANDS DOWN MAINLY BECAUSE I MISS LILLY

  62. 2wild says:

    I kinda feel sorry for brandi c. she was `$$_(@&$*&`+*_!( faced I can relate.lacy should have been sent home.on another note brandi m is hot!! as long as she on I’ll keep watching.O.K I’ll keep watching as long as heather and destiny are on….hell I’ll keep watching anyway but I won’t like It as much

  63. LN says:

    You read my mind nataliaNY!!

    Obviously if there was anything real about this so called “reality” show Lacey would have been out the first week if even brought into this at all. The only reason she is there is to be the token bad girl that all reality shows have to have and to stir up trouble and get her 5 minutes of fame. She’ll stay around until the last three or so and just when everyone is horrified that she just might win, they’ll let her go so that one of the “good” girls wins. If this were REAL real life, she wouldn’t have lasted 5 minutes with that attitude and a house full of tough chicks. I only hope people get sick enough of seeing her and that fake dye job of hers that her career ends here and there isn’t some kind of “Love” show for her. UGH!! What kind of man would actually want that??

  64. IHATELACEY says:

    hey your right … thats true HEY EVERYONE READ … RULEZ AT THE BOTTOM OR ON NEXT PAGE

  65. Paul says:

    WHATS WRONG SHARON DOES THE TRUTH HURT????? YEA GO AHEAD AND KEEP DELETING MY COMMENTS…. FUNNY ^(+!~$$%#*#)&$)$ IS THIS SITE AND SHOW SUCK (@~(%^)$^%*!()# BECAUSE OF SHARON!!! I BET YOU FILL BACK FOR LACEY THATS WHY SHE STILL AROUND OR SHES JUST LIKE YOU!!!! LACEY’S A SKANK AND NEED TO BE RAN OVER BY A TRAIN!!!!

  66. gebhardt says:

    i think that lacey needs to craw back under the rock she came out of. she is not a good person at all!!!!!!

  67. Stall says:

    I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Lacey, she is awesome!

  68. Jenny says:

    I have much respect for Destiny for not kicking that little hookers a**! Brandi C. is UUUUgly! She looks like the Joker and does not know how to put on her make up.

  69. d says:

    lacey needs to go home. she’s very nuts and needs somebody to kick her butt real good. drama queens do have a tendency to stick around, but the day’s coming when their crap won’t work and they end up kicked to the curb. serves them right.

  70. lildevilxxangel says:

    ily brandi c.. always&4ever:)

  71. Amanda C. says:

    ILY BRANDI C>3333 Your adorable and are amazinggg!!!!! I will always love youuu!<33

  72. jay-b says:

    APPPARENTLY THESE ARE THE GAY AZZ elimination rules on the show

    throwing and apple at someone elses head as hard as u can AND HITTING THEM IN THE EAR:physical asault(agaist law)cool

    pushing someone while they have a midly retarted dog in there hand:harrassment and cruelty to animals and battery of the handicapped(agaist the law)cool

    kicking in reaction of a push while having a brain sick animal in arm:(self defense) BAD Automatically eliminated

    pouring a drink on someones head and being disrepectful to the public:its okay jux make sure u smile after u pour it: harrasment (cool)

    throwing a plate at someone u hate while making eye contact at that person to make sure u try to hit her(video above) and then lieing about it saying that u threw it at a wall when it didnt touch a wall;aggravated battery & asault(agaist the law)cool

    spitting at someone while intoxicated when some psyco drove u into the room when u wernt all there in the head so it could happen then not remembering it then find out wut happens apologizes to that person in sinserity wether or not ur going to be eliminated and admit wut u did was wrong whitchh showed growth in the school:WRONG BAD FOUL DISCuSTIN AGAIST THE LAW AND UNRULY NO NEED TO BE ASK WUT HAPPENED UR AUTOMATICALL ELIMINATED WITH NO CEREMONY

    being drunk and having a hangover and still has the mental strength to overcome it and come to and elimination unlike lastime wich is an improvement and wut this school is 4: up u effed up BAD calls for expulsion and rehab

    Being french and not understandin the american music industry and ask a teamate who doesnt answer u andtrying ur best and not doing a blame thing wrong: Expulsion and a mean lecture at by riki rachtmen

    HMM I GUESS THOSE ARE THE RULEZ OF THIS SHOW they should really get a hand 4 them

    NEXT THERE GOING TO HAVE BEING UGLY ON THERE LIST OF RULEZ WHICH MEANS ALL OF THEM RE GOING TO GET ELIMINATED ESPESICALLY LACEY GO HOME ALREADY AND MEGANS WAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN LACEY SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GROWN UP A LITTLE TOO I WOULD RATHER HAVE MEGAN THAN LACEY HANDS DOWN MAINLY BECAUSE I MISS LILLY

  73. Kathy says:

    Heather….you rule….win this thing!!!!!

  74. megan says:

    Lacey likes to pick on fights but at the end she is such a cry baby. If you are going to start something stick with it don’t back out she knows that no one on tv will kick her a** . It’s all an act from her just to look like a bada** when she is not.

  75. Breasha says:

    Lacey needs a good butt whoopin. If I was on tha show……you don’t even wanna kno. her ugly as needs to keep her fake self on the dl(down low). she need to go home. and if i was dallas i would have beat the crap out of her . dont she know not to play wit a ghetto black girl

  76. taylor says:

    it was so so so good i love it?

  77. taylor says:

    it was so so so good i love it?

  78. taylor says:

    HEATHER……. YOU……….CAN……………..DO…………………THIS……………..GO?

  79. Bre says:

    You know, I’m impressed with Destiny’s reaction. A lot of people would have physically responded in a situation like that, but she kept her temper (yes, she screamed, but I don’t think that’s too big of a deal, ESPECIALLY after being spit on. I would have screamed too…or punched her).

    Ok, what was up with Lacey covering the back of her neck while Heather threw the plate? Lacey was not facing her! How did she know to do that? Was that editing?

  80. Rosie says:

    Everyone seems to be saying how gross it was that Brandi C spit on Destiny. But what no one is saying is that the show would be boring if crap like that didn’t happen. That’s what the shows all about. A bunch of crazy !@~_(%~#~&“(__~)^ es spitting on each other while humping blow up dolls. Woo Hoo… I love it.
    Yeah it was pretty nasty and all but I think once all the “bad girls” are gone the shows ratings are going to drop to an all time low. It would be in Sharons best interest to keep Lacey on till the end because she’s the only real excitement left… no one wants to watch a group of boring chicks without attitude!

  81. Jamie says:

    Lacey needs to leave shes the devil!!!!

  82. anita says:

    right now, I think destiney should win–she didn’t hit brandy c. after getting spit on….lots of self control–think she should win….

    used to like heather–but have since seen she is pretty quick to throw people under the bus…

  83. lilia says:

    i love your show i watch it all the time

  84. andrew says:

    i think lacey has to go because she is an instigator and she made brandi c leave cause she started the spitting insident!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE DESTINEY SHE HAS A LOT OF SELF CONTROL I THINK SHE SHOULD WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. katelynn says:

    Brandi C. is a s***

  86. katelynn says:

    if i was destiny i would have spit on that drunk first……..man i wish she would have even thought about spitting on me cuz i would have put it on her

  87. TRAVI3SA says:

    that messed up cuz it wasn’t Brandi C.’s Fault it was thT !_(~+(##_#@#$_#$% AZZ lacey so if i were there i would $`&#!`@)`&&_`^_^ ing kill that !_(~+(##_#@#$_#$% MAN I HATE HER!!!

  88. TRAVI3SA says:

    BRANDI C is cool i like destiney also I JUST HATE THAT `_+@#*^$*~%!*+#*@ LACEY!!! i was happy when she was crying but what can i say shes a good actress!

  89. Julia says:

    I think that Destiney should win, because she has shown the mosr improvment. Lacey is, as everyone else has said it, a lying, coniving, backstabbing **!@*@)^!!^(#@~(% I don’t think she deserves to be there. Elminiating Heather was the wrong thing to do, Heather should have stayed until the end. Brandi M. is working hard and improving. I feel that they should both stay until the end. Lacey, should go. Sharon, you seriously need to pay more attention because you only hear wha they say, not what is actually happening. Destiney & Brandi M DESERVE to be there!! I hope one of them wins!!

  90. Julia says:

    I think that Destiney should win, because she has shown the mosr improvment. Lacey is, as everyone else has said it, a lying, coniving, backstabbing *)$@~&&$&(!&#!#$_ I don’t think she deserves to be there. Elminiating Heather was the wrong thing to do, Heather should have stayed until the end. Brandi M. is working hard and improving. I feel that they should both stay until the end. Lacey, should go. Sharon, you seriously need to pay more attention because you only hear wha they say, not what is actually happening. Destiney & Brandi M DESERVE to be there!! I hope one of them wins!!

  91. Julia says:

    Destiny should be one of the final two.
    &So should Brandi M.
    Lacey, you’re a (`%^^~#`@)~)^~!~& Go to hell(:

  92. toocool says:

    megan is just a reality tv +(+)@%(#!%**)+&+& all she has are her fake breats and worn out wrinkled skin. brandi c is 1 annoying bytch. i hope destiny wins. heather was soooo weird on the last episode maybe cuz she was in withdrawl

  93. Ezra says:

    I think Lacey is very intelligent person and has a lot of potential. She seems like she can harness a worthwhile career, unlike the other potential has-beens.

  94. Ezra says:

    Well TooCool, let an intelligent person explain it to you: Destiney will never amount to anything conducive in life. She’s pathetic; a post forty year old bar fly, who has no real goals in life. I give props to Megan for actually marketing herself on reality tv. Come on, people. Let’s support people who actually have goals in real life, not this fake psuedo-sensitive crap, which is completely manufactured.