Rock Of Love Charm School Recap – Episode 9 – Oh My Heather

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It’s time to face the…

…face.

And here’s another one – :(

Commandment!

In response, Lacey interviews, “Well, I do know that I art sort of a bitch, and I art sort of conniving and manipulative, but I’m trying to, art, be nice, so I think I know who I art.” Lacey, you’re a real piece of work. Thou art art, even.

The girls are introduced to:

Obviously, today’s lesson is going to be about connecting with the audience and putting your best face forward. If it’s very early in the morning, this undoubtedly involves wearing sunglasses, but the girls already know that. It’s like the house’s supreme commandment: Thou Shalt Rock Sunglasses ‘Til Made Up.

Dawn polls the girls on the second question you can see written on the board: misconceptions people may have about them.

Brandi M., sometimes comes off as a bitch. Destiney has been called trashy or slutty. Heather’s known for being a hard-ass. Lacey’s reputation is that of a mean, emotionless girl. “Bitchy” and “intimidating” are also thrown around. Sounds like the girls are avid message-board readers!

The next exercise involves the girls filling out this pie chart…

…to rate their satisfaction in each category.

Brandi M., goes first:

In response to Brandi M.’s meager sexual satisfaction level, Heather is not amused:

Don’t just sit there scowling, Heather. Help a sister out!

Then Destiney goes…

…she also rates her sex a 1, exclaiming, “Don’t have any!” And here, it’s hard to tell if any refers to satisfaction or actual sex. It seems like she’s referring to the latter, which starts the ball rolling on Heather’s episode-long meltdown. Heather interviews that Brandi M., and Destiney are probably the most promiscuous girls she knows, especially Destiney. And while that very well could be true, doesn’t the whole “my body my choice” rule apply here? Certainly not for the sake of reality TV, but for the sake of friendship? Or just basic decency?

Heather goes next and she rates her sex life a 3, adding that she’s not going to write a 1 “because that’s absurd.”

Destiney and Brandi M., sense the implication immediately.

But this being VH1, no amount of obviousness is obvious enough until it’s completely spelled out. Heather tells Dawn that Brandi M.’s and Destiney’s claims about their sex lives aren’t true. Brandi M., asks how Heather knows this and it’s because she’s talked to them. She cites a hook-up Destiney recently had in Hawaii, and the Entertainer and Heat before that. Destiney interviews that her sex life is hers and private. Indeed: hers, private and an I Love Money subplot. It all makes sense. Anyway, this isn’t supposed to be a promiscuity test — it’s about satisfaction, which means these girls could rate 10 if they’ve had sex with 10,000 people or no one at all, depending on their taste. Even though Heather’s sentiments would be best reserved for a bathroom wall, you can kinda see where her frustration is coming from, given the $100,000 at the end of the tunnel. Regardless, Dawn basically tells her to MYOB and to drop it now. It’s great advice and not just from a branding perspective — if only Heather did that, she might have had a fighting chance to stay in this competition.

Riki then announces that in this week’s challenge, they’ll design a T-shirt for Christian Audigier’s Smet line, and the winning entry will be picked up and sold nationwide. Time to get those creative juices flowing!

Or something! Speaking of bathroom-wall material, Heather reiterates that she knows about Destiney’s sex life and that Destiney’s claims just weren’t true.

Destiney, who’s just clearly hurt, says that how she judges herself is her business.

Then, Heather wipes.

The fight extends into the bedroom, where Heather yells at Destiney to stop playing victim and then accuses her of having “flip-flopped friendships” on her. Gee, I can’t imagine why. Then Lacey comforts Destiney, and all that’s missing is the Twilight Zone theme song.

This goes on…

…and on…

…and on to the point where Lacey becomes a mediator (Lacey!), telling Heather that she thought they were all past this sort of nonsense.

Well, she thought wrong. Heather says that she doesn’t trust Lacey and that Lacey’s being fake. She’s not buying the Pippi Changedstockings bit. Also: Heather feels attacked. That’s like fire resenting an extinguisher.

Outside, Brandi M., Lacey and Destiney talk about Heather’s superiority routine despite the fact that she’s going against, like, all of the commandments they’ve learned. Heather walks out wearing what’s probably Bret Michaels’ cowboy hat, a crown of superiority in this house if ever there were.

Not fit to stop at Destiney and Lacey, Heather says that Brandi M.’s behavior “really brings red flags to me.” I hope it twirls them while it does that, just for the entertainment factor. Heather brings up “the dog thing,” meaning Brandi M.’s assertion that she was allergic to dogs when Megan was in the house, which we now find out was untrue.

The girls share a tense bus ride to the Smet design office, where they’re paired with an expert who will help them design their shirts in the one-and-a-half-hour deadline.

The girls get to work. Lacey wants a shirt that combines her love of animals, the human race and the earth.

Essentially, her look could be described as “wearable tote bag.” If you pledge just $500 to VH1′s Save the Hussies campaign, this can be yours.

Destiney wants to pay tribute to her dearly departed father via her design. Brandi M., becomes taken with an octopus that will incorporate into her design.

And as for Heather, she becomes taken with…

…herself. Riki told the girls that the shirt should be a reflection of themselves, but it’s truly doubtful that he meant that literally.

As if Heather’s computer has a great great sense of poetic justice, it crashes.

Doesn’t this happen, like, every single time a computer is used in a challenge on any of these shows? Celebreality is haunted by a ghost in the shell.

After rebooting, Heather scrambles to get her ego back on her T-shirt.

It’s nice to see that they did away with the flag. You don’t want it to have to compete with the bedazzled hair. That would be just tacky.

At home, Lacey, Destiney and Brandi M., sit Heather down for one last attempt at peace, which is big of them, considering how much she’s offended each of them in the past day.

Heather sits down…

…sticks by her story that the other girls are liars, and then gets right back up because she feels attacked when Lacey says, “Well, that’s not what you said yesterday.” As Heather walks away, the girls still attempt to connect with her, pleading with her to come back to work things out. But Heather won’t. And you know, she’s clearly holding onto her conviction, but I thought when it came to playing the game of reality TV, she was smarter than this. As far as branding goes, this fail is becoming more epic by the scene.

Case in point:

Brandi M., then sits alone with Heather, figuring that she can maybe connect one-on-one and that Heather won’t feel so threatened. Apparently, she does because Heather calls Brandi M., out on perceived dishonesty. Heather says she’s allergic to dogs for real, but she just sucked it all up and took her allergy medication. Which she undoubtedly keeps in Bret Michaels’ hat. Heather, who sounds like she’s going to expose Brandi M.’s lie, says, “You would have went through this whole thing without telling Sharon if I wouldn’t have said anything. And that’s not being charming!” She’s clearly an expert in the art and craft of charm, herself.

It’s T-shirt time!

The girls will be judged by none other than…

…and his partner-in-Smet:

Hallyday looks like Sigfried crossed with Roy crossed with a white tiger. He’s a one-man Vegas show. No wonder he’s the King of Rock and Roll in France.

The girls begin their shirt presentations.

Brandi M., says she chose an octopus to represent herself because octopi regenerate arms that they loose and she feels that she’s losing stuff and growing back others or whatever. Another similiarity: octopi look really hot in plaid skirts.

Destiney’s shirt is inspired by her dad’s passing. It represents him as her guardian angel, as well as him rocking out with all the people who’ve died. Even 2Pac and Biggie? There’s also a phoenix angle she gets in there, though it’s hard to say what ashes she’s rising from. Definitely not I Love Money hook-ups, though.

Lacey continues her pledge drive.

And then, there is Heather.

She explains that she is looking down on the shirt because of things that she’s done in her past.

Is designing a T-shirt with her face on it one of those things? The other girls find this Heathercentric fashion turn shocking.

Heather goes on to propose a yearlong campaign of Heatherfaced merch. “Why not start off doing this an in a few months, do another one?” she wonders with precision suggesting she had this idea before anyone gave her the OK to actually verbalize it. And then, just in case the self-investment is unclear, she adds, “After watching this and seeing, you know, my path in life on TV. My fans or people that look up to me, they can get a piece of that and they can feel that. Does that make sense?” In a word: ehhh…

Christian and his feline companion evaluate the designs. They are subtitled more than anyone on this channel since Frenchie, and they are basically just as hilarious. I’m including as much of that as possible here.

Christian wonders why the guitar on Destiney’s shirt is upside down. But the king of the jungle points out…

…that the guitar on his shirt is upside down. Really, though, I think Frenchelvis just wanted the excuse to touch his buddy. Anyway, apparently upside down is right side up when it comes to putting guitars on T-shirts. It would seem that the world of T-shirts is as topsy turvy as that of reality TV. Who knew?

The discussion on Brandi M.’s shirt can be summed up thusly:

But merely summing it up wouldn’t be very much fun, so here’s the extended session of taking liberties with English and the female anatomy:

Fascinated yet?

Pretty much!

Sharon says that she likes this sweatshirt because her daughter has a tattoo of an anchor with rope around it. Pfft. My mother has an octopussy, and you don’t see me clamoring for this nautical hoodie of questionable unisexuality.

On Lacey’s design, the octopussy liker says he would have rathered…

Lacey, hypersensitive animal activist that she is, seems genuinely offended that Boy Frenchie referred to the animal as a “beast.”

Oh Lacey, better him than you.

And finally, there is Heather.

Heather explains that she was inspired by the Ed Hardy shirt that features a tiger’s head, so that her shirt is “kind of like the tiger but instead my face.”

Hallyday says he doesn’t think it’s for them. You don’t say! Perhaps he feels threatened: there’s room for just one cat person in here, and that slot’s his! Heather gets kind of desperate and mentions the computer crash, but god, can you imagine what this shirt would look like if it hadn’t?

Not that Heather agrees — she interviews that she still likes her shirt. Well, at least her self-esteem is healthy, you know?

Sharon narrows her choices down to Destiney and Brandi, and Destiney is ultimately named the winner.

And she’s been raving about Ed Hardy all episode and clearly so into this challenge and so ultimately thrilled at the news that it’s really nice to see her win.

Heather doesn’t think so, it seems. We see her on the phone, talking about how she wants to leave.

Sham goes on to remind her that she has it in her to win this because she has a college degree. Most likely not in graphic or fashion design, though. Heather explains the situation this way: “If I leave, I might disappoint and offend Sharon. If I don’t, I might have a heart attack and die. You know, it’s like damned if you do, damned if you don’t.” Or, damned if you do, die if you don’t. And seriously? A heart attack?

Heather resolves to go see Sharon.

Sharon immediately asseses Heather as a “mess.” That’s being polite, really. Heather rattles off a string of incoherent recollections and wisdom. Highlights include, “How can you win the Olympics doing steroids?” and “Blah blah blah blah blah with blah blah blah blah blah.” On one hand, it’s nice to hear some Heatherisms as this series has been sadly devoid of them. On the other, it’s kind of sucky that it took such an obviously trying time to get to them.

KEVIN!

(Sorry, at Christmastime, even the most tangential Home Alone reference is irresistible to me.)

Sharon tells Heather to keep her head down, meaning that she shouldn’t pay attention to what the other girls are doing. “Keep your head up,” might be better advice, but whatever. Sharon asks Heather to send in the other girls.

They tell Sharon about Heather’s criticism over the way they represented their sexual history. Destiney’s assessment that two or three partners equals a one on the satisfaction scale is broken down hilariously by Sharon: “I’m no math whiz, but if two to three partners in six months equals one percent satisfied and you take that times two and multiply it by 99, then to be 100 percent satisfied, Destiney would have to be really, really busy.” Despite the fact that it was a scale of 1 to 10, which means that Destiney would be 10 percent satisfied and that you’d actually multiply it by 100 if it were 1 percent anyway, you can see Sharon’s point. And hey, she did say that she’s not a math whiz.

Also, Brandi M., confesses about her allergy lie. “What a f***ing little actress you are!” Sharon responds and Brandi says, “Noooooo!”

What did she want? A cookie? A refund on her Claritin?

Sharon wonders if Brandi told her this because she was inclined to or because she thought Heather was going to. Brandi says she just didn’t want the dog thing hanging over her head anymore. Ah, the unbearable heaviness of being someone who lied episodes ago about allergies. Sharon says that Heather, in fact, did not tell her about this, which: HA! Not that it ends up mattering during…

ELIMINATION!

All the girls except Destiney get pulled to the carpet. Heather’s having a hard time being amongst liars. Lacey says it’s always, “You guys, you guys, you guys,” which is at least a new spin on “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” mentality. Heather agrees with this and says, “Yes!”

Heather apologizes for being out of sorts; this is the longest she’s gone without smoking pot in 10 years.

Well, that explains her quesionable Rock of Love choices and her I Love Money mellowness, right? And indeed, Heather’s eyes are wild and wide enough to prove that she isn’t stoned.

Sharon says that she can tell that something’s not right with Heather, and Heather agrees, saying, “I just live in a house of liars.” Ugh, stop now while you still have the chance!

But, of course, she doesn’t. Sharon says the best gift she can give Heather is expulsion. Really? That’s better than $100,000?

Sharon says that Heather needs help, although she doesn’t get specific. What kind of help? Rehab? Anger management? A dealer who works nights? Regardless, we next get true poignancy set to “Taps.” A flashback comes on of Sharon saying, “Don’t f*** up, Heather,” from the first episode and Heather answering, “I won’t.”

And it just reminds you of all the promise Heather’s always had to deliver good TV and be generally kick-ass and how far she slid from that, especially during the course of this episode. It’s just sad to see her struggling — she’s the human equivalent of turning the lights on to abruptly end the party.

On her way out, Heather hugs Brandi M., and it’s nice to see that not every connection of hers has been severed.

In her exit interview, Heather explains that she needs to figure herself out before she can do anything.

As long as she keeps her self-discovery and T-shirts separate, I’m rooting for her still.

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  1. HeatherWillBeOnCelebrityRehab says:

    Heather Will Be On Celebrity Rehab next and this episode just set that up. Imagine telling the whole world you smoked pot everyday for 10 years? Isn’t that illegal? Anyway, Lacy Blood Clot Head got her intended victim sent home. See the last Brandi Cruddy Crotch episode where they were plotting Heather’s demise. Again, Lacy Blood Clot Head got rid of someone.

  2. katie says:

    heather is such a mess. the only thing this episode did was prove how crazy she is.

  3. scifiwritir says:

    I pretty much gave up hope on this show when I realized the judges were simply blind. Or worse, maybe they had some weird reason to make Lacey win. When they kept Lacey and got rid of Dallas for such a stupid reason, then totally used Heather’s honesty against her, I just tgave up on this show. I so hope VH1 decides on a kind of viewer’s choice prize…maybe then the non-haters and the non-manipulative folks could benefit. It just seems to me that the ones who tend to win some of these VH1 shows are the ones who know how to manipulate. I’ve totally stopped watching now. -C

  4. Javelina says:

    If they would put the American flag back on Heather’s shirt, I would totally buy it. And, Rich, I think you know you would, too.

  5. Vanessa says:

    I’ve had to quit watching this but I’m reading your recaps still, Rich (are you listening VH1? This man is a genius.) I may watch the finale as hopefully the spitting and plate throwing and Heather meltdowns are a thing of the past. WTF is going on with Heather? Totally not the chick who was wrongly denied on Rock of Love. Send her our collective love Rich.

  6. Elle says:

    Really???? Pot???? That affected you THAT badly???? People, marijuana may be illegal but it doesn’t harm you…well except the lungs (obviously…it IS smoke afterall) Heather’s just desperate, and I believe it was OBVIOUS after she interviewed that she was waiting for her own “of love” show!

  7. Rachell says:

    I’m sorry to see Heather go, I understand why she feels that the other girls were being dishonest. I would seriously love to see Lacey go. She comes across as trite and very manipulative. I love how she’s like an “Atheist that just discovered Jesus”. This is an act and a clever strategy. Pit the weaker girls against one another to get them knocked off early on, and then magically transform yourself into an innocent peacemaker in the end. It’s completely transparent and I can’t wait to see her go.

  8. Lizzie says:

    I stopped watching this show after the premiere because I was just too exhausted with Megan, Brandi C, Destiney & Heather from I Love Money, since that show had a really long run and this seemed like more of the same antics. However, there is no way Lacey can win unless they do makeovers – her hair is terrible. Brandi M. is just inherently trashy looking. Destiney is so naturally beautiful, she would be a great choice to win.

  9. Monty says:

    I would fancy smoking up wiff Heather and pigging out on bangers and mash, or beans and toast while completely starkers.

    Heather…call me!!

  10. Kirakat says:

    All Heather needs is a good bong hit, I don’t believe she is a mess.
    Sometimes I get that way if I go too long without pot.
    She’ll be fine, and I highly doubt she will be on Celebrity Rehab.
    GO HEATHER!

  11. Dena says:

    Sharon went threw a hard life, living the wild crazy rock band star wife. how can she send all these girls home and keep Lacey guess she sees lacey in her self. If Lacey wins this I will never watch this show again! Heather she was the only one trying to make a change to win this not just be fake to win it like these others girls but I guess this is what this show is about not change but to make it look good!

  12. tracy says:

    I think Lacey should be the one to be expelled and not Heather she is the one that stirs up trouble when Heather has come a long way since the Bre Michaell days. We all have problems but when u just keep adding fuel to the fire then of course someones goin to be on edge and feel like they are gettin attacked. Oh well, at least now Heather will rest in peace now….

  13. Emma says:

    i’m really sad to see heather go i actually really like her and thought she would make it threw this…this girl will alwasy have my love and respect %&*)`!@*!+`%^^+ for lacey and some of you other tramps %*#^@*)&++@_^#`( off and Die!!

  14. Melissa says:

    I’m so glad that Heather went home. this was not the show for her and I’ve been a fan for so long! She just got down right annoying. Go Destiney and Brandi M – at least those girls are deserving.

  15. Danielle says:

    I don’t know about you, but I seriously would have bought the Octopus hoodie.

  16. Mattie says:

    It’s sad to see Heather be so close to winning only to lose all over again. Heathers better then all of this messed up DRAMA. I wish Heather the best of luck in all that she does. I know she can rise above all this & make something wonderful of her life. I always thought Heather & Brandi M were the most “real” of all the girls on this show. They didn’t seem to care what other thought about them, they had a ” if you don’t like me, then step off” attitude. They really seemed to change for the good during the time they spent at charm school……. I can’t understand why that hateful, lying, two-faced, back stabbing B***H, Lacey has been allowed to remain on the show this long. Is Sharon using her as a ploy to tear all the other girls apart. Surely Sharon see’s thru Lacey’s crap. Bret seen thru Lacey, so I know Sharon has to. I’m shocked & utterly dissappointed lacey has made it this far. She should of been expelled way before even week 3 or 4. I hope when all is said & done Lacey is not the winner. I actually hope Brandi M walks away as winner.

  17. Katie says:

    WOW I was shocked at how Heather freaked out on this show. Something was so wrong and a miss with her and it was actually quit sad. It has to be that the producers have something else in mind for her. You know like how they did with that dirty who re Megan. Everyone knew she wasnt going to win I LOVE MONEY and now she has her own show. If Vh

  18. KElly says:

    awhh heather! =[

  19. Foxwomn1 says:

    awwwww Heather I Will Miss Ya :) Take Care G/F U Still Rock.

  20. Jessica says:

    I don’t know how anyone could be a fan of heather. I think she’s too self absorbed and *))$)^_+@~@+@~@~)) ed to be a better person. Try working on yourself (because you NEED it) and stop %&$~^`@%^&((~+%&! ing and complaining about the other girls. Quit pointing the finger and try focusing on yourself. Won’t be surprised to see ya on a rehab show.

  21. heather's cool!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    AH MAN THAT SUCKS HEATHER GOT AN EXPULSION! SHE ALWAYS HAD ME WATCHING HER ON THE TUBE :) KEEP UP THE GOOD HEALTHY TIMES GIRL AND I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU ON TV. AGAIN!!!!!! BE SELFISH FOR YOURSELF AND REMEMBER THAT YOU COME FIRST IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!

  22. Mindy says:

    I want to know if the shirt Lacey came up can be made for sale I personal liked it and totally agree with where she was coming from. I loved the shirt and would love to have one.

  23. Bre says:

    The whole argument over the pie chart was ridiculous. It was not supposed to a representation of how much sex they had, but rather how satisfied with their sex lives. I’m going to borrow part of Heather’s quote in this next statement: “I don’t care if they **** the whole army” but, Heather, it does not mean they’re satisfied. I liked Heather throughout the show, or at least until this episode. Personally, I hope Destiny wins.

  24. Tiffany says:

    Heather should not have gone home. This show is totally rigged. Lacey should have gone home a loooong time ago. She’s a conniving.. lying.. straight up crazy ~&_(^*!$$#_$#+(%% Heather was stressed out, and that was her time to break down… everyone has their moments.. and that was hers. Lacey SUCKS and TOTALLY deserved to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heather was making so much more progress then Lacey!!!
    Also.. I LOVE Brandy.. she should totally win this game since Heather has left. She is THE **^_~%*@+)“%*@) YOU GET IT DONE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL THE WAY AROUND! YOUR THE **^_~%*@+)“%*@) _(^*!$$#_$#+(%% I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Rachell says:

    Lacey is a complete sociopath if I ever saw one. I seriously hope she doesn’t win, I hope she gets hospitalized.

    I really have come to really like Heather. I think she has some growing up to do and some emotional issues to deal with. I really hope she tackles them and succeed.

  26. megalictic says:

    Yea it woul dbe nice for destiny to win. I really hope its not lacey just because she doesnt need the $$

  27. carolyn says:

    oh my goodness isn’t Heather just the best? LOL. she has screwed everyone on every show and she has the gall to say anything about the others. and that tee shirt you have got to be kidding me. good job Sharon getting rid of that winey witch. she needs to just go climb back up on the pole she fell off of, really. her friend on the phone said she had a college degree, then why isn’t she using it? i guess she didn’t learn much and can earn more stripping. she is pathetic and needs to get a life. as for Lacey if anyone is falling for her inocent act then they are fools. that girl is out to win that money and that is all she is about. she can’t sing and she has no looks so maybe she should win so her daddy won’t have to take care of her for the rest of her life. he is probably as sick of her as the rest of us are. no man will have her and like i said she can’t sing so good luck ugly duck!!!

  28. mnchick says:

    Oh..wow. Heather like..wow..she just lost it in this episode. WTF? But, I like Heather and hope that she can indeed figure herself out before taking on any other reality projects. At this point, I hope that Destiney or Brandi M win it..both are deserving.

  29. Em says:

    Heather is so ridiculous, it was a relief to see her go! She must have been doing some drugs must more potent than pot to belive that she’s a celebrity and that people want a tee shirt with her face on it for every month! She’s a completely delusional loser and she managed to be less appealing than Lacey, which is no easy feat. Accusing Destiney of “playing the victim” was the most ridiculous part of the show. Heather invented “playing the victim!”

  30. Heather Fan says:

    WHERE CAN I GET HEATHER’S SHIRT???
    TOTALLY LOVE IT!!
    I JUST THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED…EITHER THAT OR HEATHER IS BIPOLAR. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHE CAN FRIENDLY, SUPPORTIVE AND MATURE SOMETIMES AND THEN TALK ALL THIS NONSENSE, POINTING FINGERS AT STUFF SHE IS GUILTY OF DOING AS WELL??? IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE. WHATEVER! I SUPPORT HEATHER AND I THINK SHE IS REAL, UNIQUE AND AS HONEST AS THEY COME….PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO HONEST SOMETIMES FOR HER OWN SAKE!!

  31. scifiwritir says:

    Oh please, please, please do not let Lacey win this thing. She has such a sense of entitlement that she is cruel to everyone she believes unequal to her. This means that she always preys on the black girls first and after she gets rid of them she aims for others she considers weak. Heather may have been weak, but she was definitely honest and more self-knowing and moral than all the other girls. Destiney lacks all self-knowledge and whines. Brandi M is okay but is she worthy of being called head of the class, improved, etc? Nah. The only one I really liked was Heather. Unlike the Flavor charm school, the top three remaining girls don’t touch the heart. One honestly does not like them. And Lacey is the most unlikeable…but seeing how this is how VH1 runs these things, Lacey’ll probably win for “most improved.” Disgusting. -C

  32. DetroitRebelle says:

    The phrase is “case in point,” not “case and point.” Sorry to be a nit-picker. Love the recaps! Great episode. Heather cannot win. Once you win you kind of go away. Heather always comes back. I want Brandi M.’s hoodie, I love Octopi! xo

  33. Rich Juzwiak says:

    Y’know, I knew that. Stupid mistake. Thanks.

  34. OINK says:

    I WOULD RATHER IF LACEY HAD WENT HOME,BECAUSE SHE ISN’T NOTHING BUT A TROUBLE MAKER.SHE PICKS IN EVERYONE BUSINESS AND ACT LIKE SHE IS SO GOODY-GOODY. BUT NOT

  35. Bill Rask says:

    Please please Sharon Wake up get rid of Lacey she is the caues of every Girls Dismissel on the show so far and she is eating it up she thinks she is pulling the shade over your eyes she is nothing but trouble lying little slut just like every other show she has been on and the same thing here on your show this is sharnons show not laceys GET RID OF HER

  36. Pixie says:

    Lacey is a sociopath. Seriously, the girl suffers from an antisocial personality disorder. She needs to receive whatever treatment she can. This “new” Lacey is an act, and a pretty transparent one at that.

  37. Jean says:

    Rick, I’m totally getting you Heather’s shirt for Xmas for your hard work on these recaps.

  38. MICHELLE says:

    Heather’s tee-shirt was the best one! I’d wear both of the shirts she designed. I’d love too! They were stylin! An octopus???? An upside down guitar? An ANCHOR like Sharon’s F__ken daugher?!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze! Oh brother! It’s soooooo obvious that Sharon does NOT know what she’s doing and that she is playing favorites. Lacy’s shirt was second best b/c it represented her and her feelings regarding man and animal being equals. Lacy or Heather should have won that challenge for sure. Heather was cool until the end. So cool that she doesn’t even realize how screwed the judges and Sharon are. And I love the way Destiny, Lacy and especially Brandi M were going on talking about her. Girls are two-faced. Dumb &@_~#!$!#`&#!!_~( es! Heather went to Sharon for help b/c she was stressing out. She was stressing and what does Sharon do? Nothing! Just reiterate to the camera that Heather was stressed. Nice. A student goes to Sharon for help and advice and she gets expelled. Every girl who went to Sharon’s office for help got expelled. All the girls dumb enought to trust Sharon by going to Sharon’s office to talk to her have been expelled. Sharon cares not that Brandi lied about being allergic to the dog, she doesn’t care how much trouble Lacy caused. She cares not that Destiney’s shirt was completey weak. Sharon Osbourne has been the worst judge in the history of “reality” TV. I am really really disappointed with VH-1 for offering her this position. I hope they’re watching and reading these posts!

  39. meagan says:

    to spotted ^+_@&$+&^*@$(#+& i see u liked that episode
    but if u read the life of sharon and really knew who she was u really shouldnt be talking
    sharon helped ozzy with everything he did and got him to be the man he is today
    the person that should have never did a charm school was monique
    she was stupid did u see the reunion
    at least ppl have respect for sharon and shes an icon

    sooo +*^&@)^&+(!@&(($ you and get a life

  40. Debra says:

    Heather looks like a dude in the face! She has a total man face! Without the make-up she would be a dude! I mean, look at what the UNstylist’s did to her on the show, they made her into a man, because she already has the manly face for it! Remember what her Dad looks like, well, Heather looks exactly like him in the face, round pudgy, lol, kinda bulldogish or something! I used to like Heather, until she started thinking she was some kind of celebrity! None of these reality `@^!`+~@@*!!+&`+@ s are celebritites, just because you want to be one does not make you one! That was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, when she actually put her damn face on that damn t-shirt, I thought for a second she might do a good job, now I know she wasn’t going to beat Destiney, but I thought she might’ve done ok, but obviously, NO, she did not do a mediocer job either, it was horrible! If her face was not on it, it would have definitely been better! Heather, just because you were on a couple reality shows, does not mean that you are an actress, or anything like that! After Charm School we are all never, ever going to see you again, ever! You know it’s true, that is why you were going crazy at Charm School, because you know that you are not a celebrity too!
    Just go get a normal job, if you really have a college degree, like you are always saying you do, why the hell don’t you have a good frickin’ job then?!! GROW UP!!!
    ps, Daisy, ugly ($!+++%@)*+)~`# freak lookin’ Daisy, she absolutely, positively does not deserve her own show in any way, shape or form! She needs to go away and stay away too! She is even more horrible and ugly than Bret Michaels!
    REALITY “STARS”, ARE DESPERATE, WANNABE’S!!!

  41. PATTY says:

    What the hell is up with Heather? She totally lost it I am glad they let her go!!! I hope Destiny wins she is the only real lady in the house, besides Sharron ofcourse

  42. binkie says:

    omg- heather is the smartest woman i know. I will elaborate for those of you cringing out there to this realization. Heather figuered out someway that if she was going to leave the show she might as well leave the show looking like she needed rehab. To specify she needs celebrity rehab, she is trying to get on that show for next season!!!

  43. RelentlessPrincess1 says:

    Here we go again: Desperate to be famous once again. When will this BS ever end? Unlikely never.

    Heather, here’s a poem I wrote just for you:
    Give it up,
    You’re not an A list,
    You’re more like an D list,
    you’re only famous,
    for being with that rocker dude,
    no wait,
    that was just for show,
    let’s all pity Heather,
    for she is “sad”.

  44. Dinorah says:

    I am trying to find where I can buy that cross pendant heather has on. Can someone please advise me of where I can find it.

    Thank you

  45. WoW says:

    Now Heather…. that’s just stupid. “So all my fans can keep up with how i’m doing…”
    HEATHER… Nobody Cares!! And you are NOT a celebrity for tha last time! you’re not a T.V. ‘star’ you’re jus someone who’s been on T.V. that duznt make u a dern celebrity. Get over urself, u sound worse than Rodeo!

  46. connie miller says:

    I admire Heather for her honesty such an amazing woman in my book! Can someone explain to me why is it necessary to have the pictures of Heather in the restroom come on it’s not cool!!!! That isn’t showing Heather respect or repsect to her family!

  47. pat justice says:

    I think heather is the most honest lady on the show. I also think it was degrading taping the part where heather is in the bathroom.i think heather is the most honest person on the show!!

  48. cindy says:

    Heather…what is your deal?? Did you really think putting YOUR face on a t-shirt was really a great selling point? You are one of the prettiest girls on the show, but then you open your mouth and talk about yourself and what a big star you are? You missed the point of some of your lessons. Don’t sink to Lacey’s level. We all know she’s an evil, hateful, ugly dog.
    People are going to be more critical of you because we know you are capable of more. Good luck with life and I know we will see more of you.

  49. Lyle says:

    you haters should come up with your own reality TV show called “MESSAGE BOARD HATE I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE, SO IM JEALOUS OF EVERYONE ELSE ON TV” Send it to VH1, because you critique every other reality show on this network. I’m just saying.

  50. Caz says:

    Episode 10 was a complete bore. Sharon still fails to recognize that Lacey has no business making it this far. When the show began and I learned the Sharon was going to be the Dean of Charm School I thought, okay, that’s ironic. But I am a huge fan of Sharon because she is such a successful and smart business woman, so I thought that she would be laying down the gauntlet on these girls. Was I wrong! Having Sharon in charge of charm school is like having Boy George in charge at a methadone clinic. Case in point, Lacey in the finals. Lacey had and still has the least amount of charm out of any of the girls. Must be that ratings kool aid!

  51. kate says:

    Rich,

    I think I spotted kristy jo as a bride in a recent mcdonalds chicken something commercial. I can’t find any confirming evidence on youtube and mcd’s website is incredibly lame. so this is wild speculation but! keep your eyes peeled! our girl may have made A list celebrity status along with Heather!

  52. renee dudley says:

    I love the shirt, would love one, i would wear it Heather.

  53. clarissa says:

    i love disteny

  54. Saddenbeex214 says:

    I feel that the remaining girls are so fake, I can’t blame Heather for not wanting to be around fake $!(^%^))_%@+!$~ ppl like that, when she called out a few girls, I thought she was being forward with her opinons, everyone is intitled too say how they feel right? In the cabanna the remaining girls were talking crap about her and supposibly they said that she alienates all of her friends, if someone talked crap about me, I would alienate them too, because I would rather be around ppl who have positive attitudes, who actually want to change into becoming a better person. Everyone talked about someone in the show and Heather was the only person that wasn’t afraid to call anyone out, I love her”kick $!(^%^))_%@+!$~ personality”! But Heather does need to fight her inner demons, and exspelling her maybe was the best thing for her so that she could get help. Let’s hope that she does get some kind of help, other than that I really believed that she really did want to change. I’m sad that she did not make it to the end.

  55. Dian says:

    I am so happy for both Brandi M and Destiny. They both deserve the best. Lacey should have been gone a long time ago. Its funny how she could only change when her two best friends leave. Speaking of evil, Megan has so much bad karma comin her way, she won’t know what hit her. If I were her, I would be so embarrassed by my behavior. She thinks she is so bad *%+@*!+“_$(^`) call me megan, i will give you a wake up call honey. I am a mother of two infant girls and i pray they never become anything like her!! People who aren’t intimidated by you, like me ,would spit you up and chew you out like the piece of `&^*%$$@!%)__#+^ you are. You are good drama for TV but i know half of america, if not more, hates you as much as i do!!!! anyway, congrats to the two winners in my opinion, you are my kind of people and i hope you stay true!!!!

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