Rock of Love Bus: Watch The Supertrailer!
Are you ready to rock the bus? If so (or even not), check out the five-minute supertrailer to the third installment in the Rock of Love saga, Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels, which is set to hit VH1 Jan. 4. So much is squeezed into so little, what’s above is kind of the audio-video equivalent of a fashion bra. The quotes alone are amazing! Some favs:
“All the blondes just came together. And that’s just what we do.”
“I go face-first into the ice. Oh my god, I popped my freakin’ implant.”
“I have never been on a pole, even though no one believes me. I go-go dance for a living but I’m in a cage. It’s totally different.”
“We don’t get showers everyday. Sometimes we don’t get to brush our teeth everyday.”
Even though it’s set on the road, hearing this stuff feels like home. January 4 can’t come fast enough!
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December 29th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Why all the times you do the same ??Dude stop with oneeeee.. Its so borring
January 3rd, 2009 at 9:23 am
who cares !!!!! get that old joke off my tv and your adds off my computer
January 5th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Grew up with him, admired him - If he actually lost Amber, after he was such a slut,what a shame - I just can’t believe he has daughters and he’s doing a show with ALL sluts. What kind of message is he sending? I WON’T be watching this season, these girls are just too gross…
January 5th, 2009 at 2:14 am
I am already disappointed w/ this reality show. It’s soooo fake! and it seems that the quality of the women Bret is choosing from gets worse and worse with each show he does. I’m not convinced at all that Bret is looking for the woman to spend the rest of his life with at all. I’m tired of watching him with skank after skank….looking for a “connection” that is nothing more than a girl with big boobs (and they just get bigger and bigger with each woman!) and someone to go to bed with. Yeah, so he’s hot, but i have very little respect for him at this point. He’s not much more than a man-whore.
January 5th, 2009 at 2:23 am
PS for VH1 producers: Stop spending all your money on such trashy TV. Plus it’s WAY INSULTING to ALL women to have to have women referred to as B**ches so much. It may be legal to say it now on air, but it’s degrading…..i notice that the “N” word never gets aired because it’s a horrible word that no one should be called….same should go for the B word. Stop capitalizing on the trash and have some ethics. It might actually not kill the network to air something a little more wholesome that will edify people instead of tearing them down.
January 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Watched Rock of Love 1 & 2. Watched Charm School,but could only watch 15min of this till I just had to change the channel.Brett take off the makeup , just doesn’t do it for you that thick.You are starting to look like the women you attract(not good for a real man)
January 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Bret- Come on get real you want a fun girl with a great personality looks good, smart, and loves Rock & Roll well I am your Southern girl from Memphis. I have to warn you my boobs are real, I am not a slut and I do not do pron-Just a down to earth girl 40 ish working 9 to 5. Lets meet
January 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
i’m SO glad Big John put his hat on halfway through the show, at least we know he doesnt have extensions..
January 6th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
bret is full of sh*t! that chick from rock of love 2 was a good pick. but he just want hella #()^#$~~+*_)%^&)$ S!!! this show is fake %*%&@)(@`+$^$(` f*ck!
January 8th, 2009 at 2:02 am
u guys all rock not gia
January 10th, 2009 at 9:09 am
who picked these women - they are some of the nastiest looking women ever to be seen on tv
obviously these super freaks are not the type you bring home to mother
January 19th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Bret Michaels is an *!^&*!$#*)$^_^) and deserves these gold digging”skanks” . The man who wrote “Raine” and “All I Ever Needed” isn’t going to find love on a bimbo bus.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:16 am
not only is Brett wearing hair he has eye liner on Is he taking viagra and some kind of anti botic for the deises he will get from those scanks
January 20th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Brett is wearing eye liner he needs penicillan from kissing all those scanks on the bus!
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I think as Bret gets older he should think about having his vision checked. Most of these girls look like drag queens(and not very good ones I might add).And their personalities are even worse than their looks.I used to be a huge fan of Bret’s but seeing him drool every other second over these disgustingly trashy women makes me realize that he’s just a pathetic little boy who is deathly afraid of growing up and getting old.
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Brett should take some time and watch “For the love of Ray J.” At least he knows how to get georgeous looking women.
May 15th, 2009 at 1:06 am
America makes fun of these poor girls, the girls keep getting worse with each show. when u start out as a reality star your going to stay a reality star. they think these shows will get them rich and famous and out of stripping and porn, just trying to find an easy way out. thats “lame”.