Are you ready to rock the bus? If so (or even not), check out the five-minute supertrailer to the third installment in the Rock of Love saga, Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels, which is set to hit VH1 Jan. 4. So much is squeezed into so little, what’s above is kind of the audio-video equivalent of a fashion bra. The quotes alone are amazing! Some favs:
“All the blondes just came together. And that’s just what we do.”
“I go face-first into the ice. Oh my god, I popped my freakin’ implant.”
“I have never been on a pole, even though no one believes me. I go-go dance for a living but I’m in a cage. It’s totally different.”
“We don’t get showers everyday. Sometimes we don’t get to brush our teeth everyday.”
Even though it’s set on the road, hearing this stuff feels like home. January 4 can’t come fast enough!
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lol.
I still think he should of ended up with Sam.
OMG, I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN ON THE SHOW, BRET YOU NEED A JERSEY GIRL….
i want to be on that bus beause you are so sexy bret
oxoxox
tammy
omg, there are even more fake bimbo barbie blondes!!!
wow, there’s going to be A LOT of stupidity on this show, hahahaha lol!
I am rutting for a brunette to win!! brunettes rule!!!
otherwise, this looks like this is going to be a good show!
brett, i wish you the best of luck this time like i have in the past, they say the third times the charm.
from the footage, you my dear are gonna have your hands full. keep the faith 7 know your hometown girl still thinks your as cute as a pennsylvania state flower;)
best of luck & stay in touch. dorry from erie, pa.
Whoo hoo I can’t wait!!I Rock of love is soo damn entertaining…can’t wait to laugh!!
OMG – I love this show cannot wait – but Im sorry – I think Bret is just doing it for the show & for fun – I mean did you SEE what I saw on the 5 min trailer? I mean come on! Bret has 2 little daughters – this ROL 3 set of girls are the bottom of the barrel TRASH!! Total entertainment value – but I cannot imagine a ANY man falling for one of these girls! I mean the ROL 1 & 2 were not the BEST but they have these girls beat hands down! I dont think anyone of the girls so far were for him – Ambre was too goody-goody for him & the others just want to F a rock star! But I will be glued to the tv every week!!
Cant wait! Bret YOU ROCK DUDE!!!
Good Luck :)
bret, i can already have a feel for the ladies, i think you need to spend more time with mindy! rock on baby!
For those calling every haters and telling them to get off the board, anyone can post whatever they wish. Just because you don’t agree with it, doesn’ t mean it cannot be said. I love hearing everyone’s perspective so rock on everyone – this is America!
honey i love u. but come on those girls r so ugly. if i didt have a good man that loves me.i will be whit u and u can sitll be on the bus not whit those girls but whit me and whan u r done we can have some fun and we can have all nighit. and im whit my baby daddy and he loves me but sometime i what to be whit u bye i love and. my babygirl has a Brithday comeing up soon its this 20th she will be 2 and she said hey bret i love u
Those girls are not ugly. I think they are the best looking ones he’s had out of all three shows. Hopefully, it works out this time. Good Luck Brett!
Bret, you should start making movies your acting performance in rock of love 2 were believable. So now that we know it all about acting .Get a life and be happy with your children Life is to short. Stop listening to others listen to your heart. You are not getting any younger and you have more class then to hangout with nasty girls. If you ever have a reality show bret micheals and family i will watch it . Best of luck.
GROOOSSSSSSSSS!!!!
This spectacle is just getting worse and worse. Everyone (yes, Bret too) are just Nasty Skanky Hoe’s. I won’t be watching.
I know another band member who is actually a Gentleman and is now married to a nice normal girl. He didn’t pick from the bottom of the barrel, either!
First of all! Bret would be lucky to get a woman like Farrah! She is hot!! Go girl.
Jamie R is a TRAMP! Bret will catch something from her no doubt.
JR will give Bret something. All of these women are not mom material.
how stupid.
Brett Michaels must be pretty desperate for a career these days.
I wish Bret the very best, but you got to admit, these 20 women are just followers.
brett u look like one of the girls with all that dumb makeup. What the %~%$+&**()@^^%_` u wearin eye liner for
What ever happened to Bret and Amber?
damn Brett . . . u gone crazy?
LMAO, Brets So Hot, But Not My Sorta Thing…. But This Is Why Im Commenting….. Ok Hes SUPPOSIVELY Looking For Love ?RIGHT? Ok Just My Opinion But HMMMHMMMMM Those Girls Dont Exactly Look Like The Kinda Girls That Would Want To Be In A Stable Realationship For Any Period Of Time LMAO, WOW Is All I Can Say, And It Is Way To Obvious That Hes Not Doing This For Love But For (_$)!#_+&~#()~!~@ And Money From VH1 Producers!
I am excited about the new season!!! Have watched the past two seasons and LOVE IT!!! Bret I know you are looking for love, but if you could not find love and just make awesome Rock of Love shows for ever that would be great!! Love the crazy girls with big boobs!! Keep on rockin!!!
I think VH1 picks the slutiest, fakest, dumbest girls for Bret. No wonder you’re having love issues. I don’t think I saw a pair of real boobs in that whole trailer. These girls are sleezes and what kind of man falls in love with un-lady like ~~_(__+)_$*@*%^*$ es? I mean really, they seem to have no manners. Aside from the slut-dom known as rock of love bus, I think this season should be interesting with lots of lies, deception, and manipulation. Haha you got what you wanted girls, you’re live entertainment (and don’t take that as a compliment.) You make the female sex look bad.
Hey Bret! If any of those girls don’t make it this time, why don’t you just test drive one woman,ME,aka, Hotstuff or Wild Child. I am old enough to satisfy all you want, and things you don’t know you wanted.
Wow! They just keep getting trashier and trashier….Amber was the most intelligent, dignified person they have had on the show…too bad it couldn’t work out.
Bret… I have seen the seasons prior to this and I have read the articles… and I love you!! I really do your an u are amazing singer, you are a great dad, good person… but we all know you were and may still be in love with Amber!!! I like her!! She is realy great and has got a great head on her shoulders… but good luck to you this season.
Bret never loved Ambre…go read all the articles…he said he really cared about her…I think she may of loved him…but she wasn’t his type and she used the show just like all the other girls to further her career! She did some sneaky things but they weren’t shown on the show…VH1 wanted Bret to pick her and he did…so there could be another ROL. If Bret truly loved Ambre why would he admit to sleeping around with girls while he was on tour? That’s not love. You don’t cheat. After the reunion show, they asked him back stage what was the best thing about ROL2 and his response..”I love having $ E X with Kristy Jo, Ambre and Daisy” Do your research people….he was crazy about Kristi Jo, and while he was “with” Ambre, he was still talking to Rodeo and had her come to one of his concerts (with all the backstage privileges). Maybe he is ready this time, but I doubt it, he has been this way for 30 years…he is 45 now and he is never gonna change. He just loves the women!
not another rock of love….i’ll be watching this one.
he dont want love he just wants a f*c* or he wouldnt keep bringing sluts on his shows.
u cant buy love and u certainly cant find love when ya force it.
good luck brett ….this is just another promotional show to make bimbos rich and promote ur music.
still — i love the shows and bretts cool…must say rock of love charm school was pretty pathetic though.
Brett Michaels is a loser! The only thing more pathetic than him is the skanks you keep finding for his stupid show! What kind of world do we live in where a rockstar ( and I use the term loosely) no matter how washed up, needs a reality show to find a chick? I mean really…the has-been dude from “Grease” in rehab has no trouble finding chicks, and he’s a junkie in a wheel chair! Whats wrong with Brett? Go find the rock the rest of Poison crawled under and join your bandmates…U wouldn’t be on tv without em! Maybe they could help you put out a new album that doesn’t blow bimbo…
brett rocks and cant wait to see the new show.and i have to say this for the the people talking bad about brett well let me put it this way hes a real man hes has a job and is hot as hell so go get a life because no one wants to hear what your dumb !($`$`$^^$#)^#~ has to say. and brett take care and have fun love ya
When is this show gonna air on VH1 can’t wait to see the the blondes cause i can care less about seeing Brett Michaels!! Cant wait to see the drama…the more the better!
this show is going to be bad %%`~*+&&`@___$( cant wait to see it bret michaels ur ~)@^%%~#*(~%&%! in hott!!
this show is going to be bad $^~^`&^()))$&!% cant wait to see it bret michaels ur ^~@“`%#++)~$(^! in hott!! )&%~@+_(&+)((%) all them hater who be hatin on you they just mad cuz they cant be you
I LOVE Bret he is sooo HOT!! If I was not married I Would be on that bus.
Bret is not a loser CHRIS You Are. You wish you could be him. Dont worry Bret you are way HOT and chris is not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked Bret before he did this trashy crap. He is a slut trying anything to keep his name out there because his music can’t. Why would anyone think his stupid sexual comments and promiscutiy are hot? Loved Ambre? LOL! Maybe for the 30 seconds it took his to get his rocks off! Funny how he had a hoe waiting for him at his bus during his summer tour.
First I miss his concert due to illness and lack of ride then I eat the price of a ticket and wonder why I missed this. Now after seeing the trailer from Rock of Love 3 now I am glad that I did, what in the hell is wrong with you Bret, don’t you understand that you are a middle aged man looking for love with women that are sometimes 20 or more years younger than you, YUCK! I am 49 and the youngest man I ever dated was 37, sorry I am to intelligent for younger men. Here is a suggestion go back to Ambre and please no Rock of Love 4 the elder years.
i hope bret chooses someone who is cute. He is adorable and a lot of these girls are AWFUL looking!
your never going t find true love on mtv wgere pepple ust wanna be fmous
I think they just found all of the wrong girls for Bret. He deserves so much more than some of these girls. Good Luck Bret. Hope You Find Her This Time.
he is not going to find love with a bunch of slutty girls who want to be famous, but i am sure this show will be funny .
Can we get some profiles up on all these girls?
.I have been a fan of brets since he was in Posoin I was 16 when I first seen the group in Mephis,Tenn. I loved him then an still do but now I am married . I am 32 an still a fan . Bret don”t give up you”ll find your Rock of LOVE I did we were friends .I have a 11 yr old by him so I hope it works. LOVE UR 1FAN also REAL CAN NOT BE FOUND ON TV IT is A PRIVATE ,PERSONAL DEAL.
why is he doing this again? it is so done
So I wrote a )@~@^~)^@~*+!~)* ty poem about all of this Bret Michaels craziness. I hope you like it.
Rock of love is a crazy show.
I had no idea Brett Michaels was so gross.
The thoughts whirl in my head
I wonder if he is bald?
I wonder why he wears so much eye makeup?
I wonder how those girls don’t see the trashy?
You leave his room in the morning with nothing in your belly.
How do you expect a man to love who has no manners?
Aren’t you worried about STD’s?
A very scary venereal disease.
I don’t know about you but I don’t want scabies
so I make damn sure I stay away from rock stars out of the eighties.
But mostly as I rant and judge this man for I will not apologize.
I wonder how Bret would feel if his two daughters ended up on a show
to fight for a man who they don’t even know.
He tunes in at night to watch them prance around.
Watch as the rock star lines them up and then knocks them down.
Watch as these women fight, and be a part of the slaughter.
Watch as he $^~@^+)~#___`)$& s them and then sends them home to their fathers.
Merry Christmas.
My message to Brett is after 2 shows already and now this Show Rock of Love ” The Bus” Maybe you need to look inside yourself and your life style if things aren’t working out! I am 49 and have listened to your music for sometime now your voice is unmistakable and your talent abundant but maybe your lifestyle really isn’t something that can handle a Real relationship or possibly that you are looking in the wrong direction for LOVE. to truly experience LOVE you have to be willing and fully capable to except Good and Bad it won’t always be Good and it can’t always be Bad. Look inside yourself and hopefully then you will find the true one. I wish you luck in your new endeavor as it always makes for Great TV.
Why all the times you do the same ??Dude stop with oneeeee.. Its so borring
who cares !!!!! get that old joke off my tv and your adds off my computer
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