May 27, 2008

(The VH1 Blog knows very little about the law. So we’ve solicited Mark Muro, a founder of the California law firm Muro & Lampe, Inc., to keep a running tab on which side has the advantage in the R. Kelly child pornography trial. Check back daily for updates.)
Week two started off with a bang for the prosecution as Lindsey Perryman, a former assistant to R. Kelly, testified that the alleged victim once showed up at Kelly’s studio with a “pillow and overnight bag.” (What? He didn’t have a spare pillow?) According to Perryman, this was not an isolated incident, but the alleged victim would come by the studio a couple of time’s a week. On one occasion, Perryman even claims to have driven the girl to Kelly’s home. Perryman identified both the alleged victim and Kelly as the ones in the tape. This eye witness is particularly damaging to the defense because she has no apparent ax to grind with Kelly.
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May 27, 2008
We do mean that headline literally, by the way…

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May 27, 2008
Without Tom Cruise dragging her around, Katie Holmes looks like a lost child. [DListed]
Pete Wentz’s sense of humor is as original as his emo outfits. Snooze. [Seriously? OMG!]
Tori Spelling has joined the cast of the new 90210, making it just like the old 90210. [ICYDK]
Diddy and Jay-Z got in a big fight over something (no it wasn’t Beyonce). [Crunk+Disorderly]
Is Brit-Brit dating her agent? If she’s not shaving her head and crashing cars, do we care? [I'mNotObsessed]
No, Jared Leto is not dating Jessica Simpson, no matter what you heard. He has common sense, after all. [PopSugar]
May 27, 2008
In the video above, catch a flashback on the Celebreality pasts of I Love New York’s 12 Pack and Chance, and Rock of Love 2’s Destiney. Then, watch as the clip flashes forward, and the three of them talk about what they’ll do with the $250,000 should they win I Love Money, the VH1 all-stars competition that debuts July 6. We’ll be rolling a new one of these out everyday for the next six days, so if your favorite I Love Money cast member has yet to show up, have no fear: they will.
May 27, 2008
Here’s your opportunity to play Anthony Michael Hall and create the perfect woman using the top nine ladies on Maxim’s Hot 100 list. The categories are legs, face, midriff (including breasts) and ass. We considered creating a category for personality, but decided to keep this exercise superficial — like Weird Science.
Click on the thumbnails below to see how the girls stack up against each other and use the comments section of each post to tell us who should win each category. We’ll tabulate your input and photoshop together the perfect woman next week.
MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE?
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May 27, 2008
A few weeks ago, we asked you to submit your love and relationship questions to Lil Wayne. No question was too racy, no situation too complicated — the superstar MC would tackle anything.
Well, our hero has listened to all the questions, and in the first installment of “Ask Weezy,” he explains what to do when you’ve got a lazy lady, whether a man’s taking advantage, and if there’s something too freaky for even Wayne to do in the bedroom. Be sure to stop back on Friday, when we’ll have Wayne answer more questions, and pre-order your copy of Tha Carter III here, out June 10.
May 27, 2008

Poor Kim Kardashian. She’s gotten soooooooo popular that some dude has hired a Kim impostor to hole up at fancy Texas nightclubs in order to lure patrons. But let the truth be heard - that dark-haired, pouty girl is NOT KIM! She’s not very happy either, from the looks if it. In case you were confused and want some confirmation of what Kim does look like, we’ve posted a handy bikini pic above from Kim’s recent shoot with Ralph magazine in Australia. And contrary to the mag’s awful name, these pics will not make you want to barf. Promise. [Via OfficialKimKardashian, the best site eva]
May 27, 2008

We loved Flavor of Love 3’s Black, even if Flav didn’t, and we can’t stop ogling at these super sexy pics of the rejected runner up from SmoothGirl magazine, which seem to be her thing (remember these recent bootylicious shots?). Click the pics below to enjoy more of the fine Candace Cabrera, aka Black, aka the hottest thing around this summer besides the sun. [Via Bossip and Cutie Central]
May 27, 2008

Because in the end, all we’re left is memories. Memories of group-dating with siblings, memories of supposedly too-high hairlines, memories of stank breaf, memories of possible herpes and pimps and star-searchin’.
Come, let’s survey all the loose ends that ran rampant backstage of the Flavor of Love 3 Reunion.
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May 27, 2008

It took an in-person meeting to get Sinceer to talk to us (she initially refused our request for an interview, not wanting to cater to her online haters), but we’re so glad that she finally did. Below, she gets some things off her newly enhanced chest regarding her role as the “bad guy” of Flavor of Love 3, her true feelings for Flav, her betrayal of Thing 2 and her parenting skills. She even cries! It’s about as emotionally varied as you might expect from such a lightning-rod personality. Unpredictable to the end, that’s Sinceer!
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May 27, 2008

Remember those pics of Lindsay Lohan getting all kissy n’ cuddly with her BFF Samantha Ronson? Well her dad thinks it’s a sure signal that his baby girl is currently hitting it. Michael Lohan told Us magazine that their budding love affair “is evident to anyone with half a brain.” Normally we think Daddy Lohan talks crazy, but he finally might have a couple of screws straight!He did not add to the gossip frenzy that LiLo and Sam may be engaged, which is the current rumor du jour since the redhead showed up in Cannes this weekend wearing some diamonds on her ring finger. Before we let a big long sigh about how dumb this one is, let us add to the stupidity by telling you that the alleged wedding location is Dollywood. Yep, Dolly Parton’s amusement park. Lindsay’s trashy, but she’s not like, that bad.