Rock Of Love Bus Recap – Episode 4 – Kissing To Be Unclever

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Just a brief refresher on the rules of Rock of Love:

This…

…is completely acceptable.

This…

…is not.

Any questions?

Bad news, guys, bad news: Maria has to leave the show.

I know, you’re as placid-porno shocked as Farrah is right now. Lest her constant proclamations from last episode give you the wrong idea, Maria isn’t making a trek to a pasture for retired models. I know, you’re even more shocked. She has a “medical condition,” according to Big John. He doesn’t elaborate, but he doesn’t need to: Maria was liked by everyone and will be missed. Had she stayed a few more episodes and posed a threat, “everyone” would have a more narrow definition, but hey, it’s better to burn out than fade away, right?

A somber Bret decides to give the woman who will no longer be in the running toward his penis a call.

His reaction to what Maria told the doctors as they were trying to tap her veins (as subtitled above) is, “Aww. See?” Obviously, he’s so torn up inside that he’s afraid to show it. Duh! He resolves to go visit her even though no one is supposed to. The titular character of the reality show you were just competing on counts as family, no? In addition to potentially lifting the spirit of the hospitalized, his visit will show how big of a rebel Bret can be. Rules, schumles. Sticking it to a hospital, after all, is soooo rock and roll.

So while Bret does that, the girls ride to their next destination, Chicago. Their Bret Mail tells them to “dress to impress.” As if they had to be told!

Marcia, of course, gets bombed and even shows the Pink Bus something that they haven’t seen for at least 20 minutes.

Her ass. Impressed yet?

The girls arrive looking like fembots who rose up and ditched the assembly line before they could be sanded down.

And, perhaps, hosed down, as well.

I would like to note that Marcia is wearing her black veil from the wedding challenge, which obviously goes perfectly with her nipples.

Bret explains that today’s challenge is “simply called” the Roadie Challenge. After all, why put in any naming effort when you don’t need to? It’s not like anyone cares except for me. They’ll be divided into two teams who have to work on identical concert stages, dismantling them and getting them into trailers backstage. Whichever team gets their stage in the trailer first wins. To divide the teams, Bret has the girls pick color-coded guitar picks from a velvet bag. Ashley, Beverly, Brittanya and Natasha comprise the Red Team team, while Farrah, Mindy, Taya and Kelsey make up the Black. Marcia is given an automatic win for picking the special green pick.

This means that along with the winning team, she’ll receive full VIP treatment before, during and after tonight’s concert, and share a date with Bret and the girls. And all she had to do was show up! She could have let the nipples stay inside and everything! Not that she would have, but whatever.

The challenge begins. Mindy has to pee. Her bladder seems to be attempting to burst out of her forehead.

Call it Apeena (since I know you’re dying to call Mindy’s bladder something). This point would not be particularly notable were it not for the Farrahism of the Week: “Suck it up, and hold your pee!” That these would seem to be contradictory orders but aren’t is one more indication that Farrah’s grasp on the English language is beyond accelerated. It’s divine.

Anyway, the girls have no idea what they’re doing, awesomely. To wit:

Taya deems herself the unofficial leader of the group, and her outfit seems to suggest that if her babies are hungry, she’s got that covered, too.

Make that uncovered.

She’s hustling like a mad woman, striking and throwing and rushing and and and… As Bret is going on and on about the need for her to stay safe so as to preserve her sexiness because he doesn’t want to go out with his burly road manager that night (?), this happens:

At first, it seems tragic, but then, not so much. Taya picks herself right back up and continues working.

What a trooper! But then, it becomes clear that Taya is hurt.

As she sobs, Farrah tells her to shut up and keep working.

Clearly, this woman is not enrolled in the Bret Michaels School of Sensitivity, as a simple, “Awww. See?” would have been sufficient.

Meanwhile, Marcia who’s been barking half-intelligible orders from the front of the stage, despite (or maybe because of) not having a damn thing at stake in this challenge, decides to take Bret aside and steal some one-on-one time.

Seemingly out of nowhere, she tells Bret she doesn’t love him. BAD MOVE. Quick, save face and compliment his solo album! Bret begrudgingly agrees, saying he’s not in love but he is “in lust” with all of the girls. Marcia isn’t even there. “We gotta work on that, then,” says Bret. What kind of lust-building exercises could Marcia do? Kegels?

Marcia interviews that it’s hard to have a connection with someone when you don’t talk to them, or when you don’t remember when you actually have. Well, whatever. All’s well that ends with your head in the toilet, that’s what I always say this one time while referring to Marcia.

Meanwhile, there’s lots of this:

Finally, after much pushing and bitching (at last, a Rock of Love challenge mimics the best possible Rock of Love challenge outcome), the Red Team wins.

Ashley knows that this is a boob-grab-worthy occasion. But then, what isn’t?

The Black Team is seriously salty about their loss.

Mindy says that losing this proves that no matter how hard you try, you’ll lose. Or, in the case of the Red Team, win. Like, what? Oh well, at least she looks hot saying it. Who knew her bod was so ferocious?

Taya cries as the Red Team is escorted off to receive their VIP treatment.

But Bret has something else up his sleeve, and this time, it’s particularly convoluted! He hands out cell phones to the girls and tells them that one of them has his number programmed in — they’ll know they have the magic phone when his “Go That Far” (aka “The Rock of Love Theme”) plays as the ring-back tone. That lucky loser will get to hang in VIP with the winners. Saved by shilling again! Product-placement, is there anything you can’t do?

The Black Team has a “white-trash barbecue” outside of the tour bus. Mindy worries about the Red Team “beboppin’ around” in VIP. Have no fear, Mindy: there’s not a note of scat singing to behold. Sadly! Farrah, meanwhile, bitches that while her crew is in VIP, she has to hang out with these lame crybabies. On the bus, they decide to figure out who’s emancipated from hell on a tour bus.

It is Kelsey. Check the daggers Farrah’s sending her. Why send daggers, though, when you can poke out eyes with nipples? That’s what I always ask. Seriously: always. Upon winning, Kelsey exclaims, “Oh my god, I’m out of this white-trash party!” And on to the next!

As Big John walks Kelsey to the VIP, Ashley interviews with her assessment of the situation: “If it couldn’t be Farrah, I would rather have it be Kelsey here with us, because Taya and Mindy…ugh!” So articulate, that one. Really, what else is there to say?

As the VIPs make their way to the stage (after receiving outfits and jewelry from Bret backstage), the losers head to their nosebleed General Admission seats. As Taya interviews about how terrible their spots were…

…she looks completely gorgeous. And she didn’t even have to pop out a boob or anything! Practically unheard of on this show. Amazing!

The girls onstage provide their usual…presence for the audience. Beverly lip-synchs along with “Go That Far,” and gets really into the song:

She says that she’s the only one who knows the music and enjoys the shows beyond the opportunity they provide beyond dancing with the other girls. But oh, what fun that dancing provides!

The amount of matter-of-fact boob spillage in this episode is absolutely amazing. Fact!

Though they cannot be together, Farrah and Ashley offer each other signals from their respective spots in the theater.

Clearly, their bond is one that most of us mere mortals will never truly understand.

Everyone’s having a good time except for Mindy…and it shows!

She kind of just sulks, which is no way for a potential rock of love to act when in the presence of rock and love. For shame, Mindy! Bret interviews that he sees Mindy from the stage and finds her to be a total downer. He’s really brittle this season, isn’t he?

Finally, Marcia sees a pack of diehards in the front row and decides to give them the bracelet Bret left for her in the VIP room.

It’s amazing that Marcia hasn’t yet fashioned a sign for her back that reads, “Kick me…out!” But hey, the episode isn’t over yet.

When the concert is over, the girls migrate to the after party.

It’s a good thing that black goes with everything, lest these women repeatedly experience interrupted fashion.

At the party, there is gambling. Some girls spot Beverly talking to Bret’s drummer, Chuck, and Ashley screams, “Bitch!” at her.

And really, they do seem cozy.

And cozier still:

Oh snap! Beverly, who immediately kicks into denial mode, senses that Ashley is onto her. She confronts Ashely who is oddly non-confrontational.

It’s funny that Ashley is so obliterated that she can’t even be nasty. It would seem that some people are mean drunks, whereas Ashley is a mean sober.

She’s flat-out awesome drunk.

She teeters along, saying, “I’m so sophisticated!” Farrah’s response is, of course, “Oh French!” Indeed and ooh la la!

And what’s more…

…nothing like supporting your friend, doggy-style, right? Get some alcohol in these two and an X-rated vaudeville routine spontaneously materializes. LOVE THEM.

The next day finds many of the girls worse for wear.

Meh, what else is new?

To answer that question literally: Beverly’s drummer hook-up, at least to her…

Those words are of Brittanya, who apparently has standards…? Anyway, plenty of people find Chuck cute. He’s the drummer, for rock-god’s sake! Beverly seems really to think that she never kissed him, but who knows how good of an actress she is?

Bret Mail arrives and we are blessed with a reading from Marcia.

Good morning ladies! After roadie and hero swear that there is nothing better than a beer after striking a…b-stage… ” is what it sounds like she says. Why is she just getting to do this now? VH1 should hire her as the narrator of all of its programming. Always gotta up the ante of incoherence, you know? Bring back Beehive da Music and get Marcia’s voice on that, puh-lease!

Anyway, Bret is indeed taking his winning ladies out for a midday beer.

Here Ashley takes the initiative to drop the bomb on both Marcia’s bracelet giveaway and Bev’s tongue…giveaway. Generous group this time around!

Well, actually, Bret’s the one who broaches the drummer thing. Bev stumbles over her words and Bret says, “Nice.” Bev finally says that she really doesn’t think she kissed him and Ashley counters with, “I saw you!” Beverly concedes that if she did in fact kiss Bret’s drummer, it wasn’t cool. Bret, apparently, doesn’t think she feels bad enough because he decides to twist in the knife that Ashley unsheathed by telling Beverly, “If you invited me to your show, no matter how drunk I got, I would not be making out with your friends.” Oh yeah, because nothing about his televised lifestyle suggests that he’s down with polygamy or anything. Not virginal, kiss-me-all-four-of-you-blondes-right-now-at-the-same-time Bret Michaels. The dude has a forked tongue because it saves him work. Seriously, until we see otherwise, I think we can all take this as stretching the truth for effect.

Whatever. Time for elimination!

Bret addresses the girls by saying he thinks it’s clear that they have much stronger than a “party connection” at this point. All of them? Maybe if his portrayed lifestyle weren’t an orgy on wheels, this would be slightly easier to swallow. Whatever, he seems serious, so, uh, there’s that. Ashley receives the first pass. Not long after is Farrah. Bret looks at her and says, “Daaaamn!”

Farrah comes back with, “I wore these for you!” He seems to be motioning to some white boots she’s wearing, but it’s only implied. For all we know, he could be talking about her boobs, to which I say: you wear them for everyone, Farrah.

When it’s just down to Marcia, Beverly and Mindy, Bret solemnly tells Big John to take the rest of the passes away because it’s “painfully obvious” what must happen. He says “painfully obvious” so much you’d swear it was the name of his latest single. Upon hearing this, Beverly is terrified.

Which is, of course, the point. And she probably knows this. Again: hard to tell about the whole acting thing and how it relates to her. Bret goes down the line. Marcia has a wonderful soul, but it’s not connecting with Bret’s. Not even party connecting? Mindy is cared for by and attractive to Bret. But is she emotionally attracted to him? She doesn’t answer because she probably doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. Do you? Finally, there’s Beverly who broke a rule and kissed a boy and Bret’s a moral bastion in a chastity belt and blah blah blah. He adds that hearing about Beverly’s indiscretion was “pretty painful” for him. I smell a follow-up single!

Anyway, Marcia’s the one who’s going home. Bret tells her this by saying, “You are a warm-hearted Brazilian woman, but your tour ends here.” Why it gotta be Brazilian?

Between the Doritos, the tequila and the vomit, this show is gonna smell mighty different with her not around. :(

Marcia gives the exit interviews to end all exit interviews when she almost refers to Bret as “Chad.”

Obviously, this illustrates why she should be leaving, but it also illustrates why I wish she were staying. Funny, that.

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  1. Kari33 says:

    There is one girl that Bret has never been on a date with. What’s the deal?

  2. CherAmber72 says:

    I’m glad he kept Bev. That wasnt making out. That was a drunk ‘i love you man.’ Just spreading the love. This world needs it.

    And remember: She probably learned it from mister Bret himself. An eye for an eye. ;)

    By the way, why didn’t the drummer get yelled at?

  3. koleen posavec says:

    BRET MY FRIENDS AND I ARE HUGE FANS OF YOURS FOR YEARS.WE WATCH ALL YOUR SHOWS AND WERE ALL CONFUSSED BY WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO FIND IN LIFE. ROCK OF LOVE 2 YOU SAID MANY TIMES YOU WERE AT A POINT IN YOUR LIFE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH. YOU CHOOSE AMBER LAST YEAR WE ALL VOTED FOR HER WERE SORRY IT DIDNT WORK OUT BUT THIS GROUP OF GIRLS YOU HAVE THIS YEAR MOST OF THEM ARE THE SAME KIND OF GIRLS YOUVE ALWAYS HAD IN YOUR LIFE. THIS BEING HALF NAKED MOST OF THE TIME GIRLS MAKING OUT WITH GIRLS THEY STAGGER AROUND DRUNK MOST OF THE TIME. NOT ALL OF THEM BUT ALOT OF THEM AND IT IS VERY UNCLASSY. THIS SEASON HAS BEEN SO DISAPPOINTING THIS YEAR. WE HOPE THE REST OF THE SEASON GETS BACK ON TRACK. IF WE JUST WANTED TO WATCH HOW TO PARTY ITS ON ANYWHERE. GOOD LUCK BRET WE STILL LOVE YA BUT THIS SEASON IS REALLY MAKING YOUR IMAGE LOOK SLEEZY.

  4. Michelle says:

    Bret, Bret, Bret……What am I going to do with you?! Now all of what I am about to say comes from a LONG time fan…My baby shower cake had the 2 names we decided on for a boy or a girl…Bret Michael for a boy….and then my daughters name….I swear I can send a photo. My husband and I have been together for about 18 years, “our song” was and still is “Every Rose has its Thorn” it is his ring tone when he calls. Our daughter by the way is almost 18, so it was that long ago we would have named our baby after you. ANYWAYS….I say what I say because I love you, you are so sweet and kind and you do deserve a lifetime of happiness with a woman willing to give it. I am not so sure about the way you are going about this though. I know you love hot girls and you like sex- A LOT…You need me to help you!!! Not have sex, but find a good woman. I like Beverly, she did not make out with the drummer! Look at the video, not a picture. Talk to the drummer boy, what does he say? Seriously you need someone there to help you get underneath these girls and find out who they really are, someone who is thinking only of you. Someone who is madly in love with her husband still….Oh and by the way my husband used to write me the lyrics to your songs while he was in Iraq during the first gulf war, I still have those too. Love you sweetie, take car and please choose wisely!!

  5. Kimereeann says:

    Sorry..my bad….got my episodes mixed up…meant episode 4…although i guess that just goes to show i am not paying attention like i used to!

  6. Betty says:

    Dear Brett: Aren’t you kind of afraid to kiss these gals? Gosh, whoever found them dragged the bottom of the lake this season. Its just plain foul and disgusting what has gone on, you are a father first, someday your kids are going to see this, doesn’t that concern you? No one is cheering for any of these losers. You would have a better show if you had quality gals in it, these types can be found for free on any street corner – Beverly has a chance but if I was here I would walk fast out of there so her kids arent devastated by what she is involved in. Total disappointment this season. Your hurting yourself with your fans being so loose.

  7. Jen says:

    I don’t see an author on this blog, but whoever you are..this is freakin HYSTERICAL!!! Love the comments!! Keep up the good work, I’ll read this every week (and probably forward it on to others!!) :)

  8. *CaLi LuV bUg* says:

    Bret shoulda’ dumped th@ wiatch bev shez 2 manly 4 em’ “Farrah Fan”

  9. Cait says:

    Agree with Jen – this author is hilarious and I look forward to reading more of his or her blog entries!

  10. Linda says:

    I agree with everyone. This season is so bad with really nasty girls. Bret is behaving so insensitively, that I am beginning to wonder why I like him. Rich, your recap was right on target–you rock.

  11. cherrycola22 says:

    Hey Brett…Wouldn’t it be a wiser choice to pick a woman your own age. Oh that’s right, woman past 30 are old hags…Not! This show is a joke…a 40 something man chasing 20 something girls. Pedophile…maybe…If you can’t handle a real relationship by now…I think your time for a serious adult relationship is over. The 80′s were a great time to be alive. Excellent bands, awesome partying, but it’s 2009 now. Put away the make-up! Find a real woman, it’s not in these little fake, skanky little girls.

  12. Jason says:

    RICH! How could you NOT post an MP3 of Ashley saying, “If you’re dating a rock star, you better get used to falling off a stage, ~(!^@**$`^*!~#)@$ I was counting on you!!!

  13. Bubble says:

    Hey what’s the drummer’s name?

  14. Tara says:

    Wow , I thought it was so funny when bev kissed the drummer . It was very shocking though! All well though , what does Bret expect, hes sitting there with tons of other women just for there sexiness and looks! Hes a joke, hes not looking for love, hes looking for a porn star and some easy lay!! Sorry dude. Truth hurts!!

  15. Pandalady says:

    Wow, if Brett gets so upset with Beverly’s heterosexal, kiss why doesn’t he get upset with the girl on girl kiss. Oh, yeah double standards. He can kiss all the women in front of each other, but they can’t give another guy a little smooch! What a bunch of hussies. At least with Rock of Love 1 & 2 there were a couple of “real” options.

  16. Lavin says:

    Why do I watch this show? All those icky blown up boobs and all the drinking- gack!! There is no hope for Bret; he is lost in a rock an roll fantasy land… I hope his ex keeps the kids away from his ‘lifestyle’.

  17. rocksie says:

    PLEASE GET RID OF ASHLEY NEXT!!!!! She is soooo trashy and cannot even grasp the english language esp. not while totally puking drunk…which is constantly. You would have been much better off to keep Marcia. She may have been a party girl but at LEAST she was HONEST. Ashely and Farrah are just unintelligent, low class, sluts that simply want the exposure (CAMERA EXPOSURE that is). They VERY obviously could give a ~&*_&%@_$*(@`*_! about Bret and just constantly pander to the camera. Better watch out, they’ll be doing the camera crew!!!. Beverly gave a little peck to the drummer which was NOTHING! God Bret Cannot be that insecure. Taya took a real beating by falling off the stage and kept right on working her !@#_^+_*^*^)_$$ off…all the while one of the skanks of the group, Farrah, gave her ~&*_&%@_$*(@`*_! about it. Anyway, love the tattooed chick and if Ashley SHUTS UP long enough, we may even get to know her a bit as she seems totally cool. But again, PLEASE DUMP the TRASH at the next rest stop (ASHLEY). Great show Bret! Love it and watched every season/every show thus far. Rock on baby!!!

  18. Autum says:

    I think it was wise of Bret to dismiss Marcia she’s all for the party and not Bret way to go! Beverly I don’t believe intended to kiss the drummer she is into Bret

  19. Autum says:

    Reading the other blogs pisses me off if you have hatefull negative things to say then don’t watch the show! Rock on Bret ! piss off haters!

  20. donna says:

    Love Bret, but seriously, it’s time to grow up dude. These girls are gross!!

  21. Dave says:

    Bret “Blinded-By-The-Light-Of-My-Own-Fame” Michaels has been on the rock & roll-a rode(& put away wet)bus w-a-a-a-a-ay too long! Duderroneous, Bev is the one true fan in this whole contingent of bim-bozos (she even knows the lyrics to all your epic songs)and she throws back a few too many Jaegers and lays a smooch on your drummer and she ends up on the nearly sent home list – c’mon Bret-ski, get a grip! Of course, I can relate to your being smitten by the allure of Ashley since she so closely resembles “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” Carson in drag or Farrah, who has difficulty staying upright because her two best !$~%(!()_&!*(*@ ets keep tilting her forward “Ta-Ta’s TIMBER!!” Bev and Mindy are two of the real women left so don’t negate their natural charms & keep them rockin’ the bus!

  22. Mac says:

    Im sorry but i LOVE Beverly!! she’s the real deal. how often do you see a rock star like in Brets fame go out and NOT kiss a girl and/or who knows what do more! not saying you would Bret, you know what you want. come on now, &!*$$%%*)$)`(~%$ happens and its NOT like she had sex with him. she kissed him (with no tounge). give me a break! unlike most of these girls, she’s been more LIKE THE REAL DEAL ROCKSTAR then most of these other “GROUPIES” that come on the show. for christ sake, she was the ONLY one who knew your songs! this means something to me. BRET SHE”S REAL AND WANTED TO TELL YOU BOUT WHAT HAPPEND.!! just not in front of Ashley and the other girls that wanna take her down. they want to take her down cause they know she’s a threat, CAUSE SHE’S REAL!!! Ashleys more fake then anything, she’s TRYING to be like New York and get fame. ive seen these shows and its like Deja vu with her. DONT PICK HER BRET!! Please keep with Bev.! I love you girl, keep your chin up!!

  23. Kimereeann says:

    Not appreciating that my blogs are not being posted, or being taken off here! I have spoke the truth, and would like to know how my blog can magically disappear??

  24. Kimereeann says:

    1) Knock the girl for kissing the drummer, yet your first pick was making out with another one of your “girls”! Come on now!!!!

    2) Say u have more respect than to be kissing someone else if you were her date, yet she wasnt your date, u werent there, not to mention, again, the show is one big date with you and a bunch of “girls”, and u make out with them all! Double standards??!! Hypocritical!!!! Grow up, its not the 80′s anymore….think u a putting the daughters of your fans from the 80′s!

    3) My tour ends here! Cant watch this crud anymore! It is making me sick and its really making me sick that I cannot even write a blog on here without it getting yanked! The truth must hurt….and some people cant handle it??!! ALthough, I will say, I am pretty much saying the same thing as most!!!!

  25. jenn says:

    Who cares if beverly kissed the drummer at least she does not look like a plastic doll.Ashley needs to quit talking about everybody else and look at her self for a change stupid b$#@% and natasha all i can say is gross

  26. jerseygrl26 says:

    I think must these girls are a joke….and most of them are all there for the wrong reasons….

  27. DBUGSMOMMA says:

    SERIOUSLY, NATASHA HAS TO BE A DUDE. SHE LOOKS,TALKS WEARS MAKEUP LIKE A REAL PRETTY TRANNY. HER FACE LOOKS GREY THOUGH. WOULDNT THAT BE HILARIOUS IF BRET DOES HER AND LATER FINDS OUT THAT NATASHA WAS BORN AS NATHANAL. OMG;LOL 4 REAL. I LOVE THE SHOWS, THEY ARE SO ENTERTAINING AND FUNNY. THE ~!(`%+!+~(~%~$)& THOSE HO’S DO FOR THE PRICE OF F’ING BRET MICHAELS IS JUST SOOOO STUPID. I MEAN DO THEY REALLY THINK HES LOOKIN 4 LOVE. THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE MINDSET OF A 15 YEAR OLD. AND FARRAH, SHES SO HARD AND OLD LOOKING. EVEN THOSE GET-UPS SHE WEARS.OMG IS ALL I CAN SAY. TRUTHFULLY THOUGH, ITS THE CRZY FAKE _%_+@)“$!&_)_( STUPID HO’S THAT KEEPS ME WATCHIN. THE BEST LEFT IS KELSEY,TAYA/LAURIE,BEV THE TOMBOY.

  28. cassy says:

    omg i love marcia y does she have to go she is deff my party girl

  29. Kelly says:

    Marcia was so great! She made the show (and the extra content on vh1.com!). Now that her and that psychopath Brettany are both gone, the show is gonna be boring. And, I’m sorry to see Maria go, because even though she wasn’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, she seemed to be the only one who didn’t wanna get wasted, or talk %(~#$!~(@+^)&+%^ about the other girls, or cat fight, and yet she was STILL ENTERTAINING! lol

  30. Tawny says:

    Bret, these YOUNG, SLEAZY, noneducated on “Bret Michaels” music makes me want to vomit! I’m a true child of the 80′s and I have followed your career and I love you! You are awesome. Please tell me these type of trashy girls are not what you want for your family to meet!!! In a few years, these girls will not give a flip about you, they’re too young! There are plenty of mid 30 to early 40′s women who would be better suited for you. And believe me, we can still be hot!! I am younger than you, but older than these little untrained puppies and you can do better! Hold out for true love Bret!

  31. glenda says:

    dearest Bret I have to completley agree with Tawny, I am also a true child of the 80′s. and these girls that are being picked for you, you’re kids would have to babysit them. because they don’t even know how to take of thereselves. They act like teenagers not grown women. You can still have great time and know how to carry yourself. I’m wild myself to be in my forties but I wouldn’t carry myself like trash. Tawny you made some really great comments I hope Bret takes them to heart.

  32. Michelle says:

    I say good for Beverly. That drummer was WAY hotter than Bret.

  33. lee says:

    what a disappointment this show is. most of the girls look like cartoon characters with the extremely overdone implants. The outfits are ridiculous. Farrah’s the most ridiculous. Her chest looks ready to explode at any moment.

    Beverly seems normal but come on…she’s got young kids who will be embarrased about what their mother is involved in. She should have put them first and not done the show.

    Marcia was hilarious and made the show watchable. It’s all downhill now.

    Bret should give it up and realize he’s going to be single the rest of his life

  34. sweetandspicy1970 says:

    Hey You!!! You need to get rid of that fake azs Ashley. She needs help that I dont think you want or need to deal with. Speaking of drama Queen she is an understatement

  35. Jennifer says:

    Farrah and Ashley are about nausiating. They were kissing each other, grabbing there own breast they act nasty. Brett is upset that Beverly kissed the Drummer? Yet he kisses all these women, he’s not relationship material at all. I wouldn’t think any women would want to put up with him, he’s all about himself.

  36. Brittany says:

    ..well i see Ash got her cheeseburger the day after!
    me & my friends have came up with the catch phrase… when you dont wanna hear sumn.. or dont care to hear a/b it.. cut ‘em off and say, “Whatever, i want a cheeseburger!” me & my friends… we have CHEESEBURGERS

  37. ItsMe says:

    Why, Why WHY?? Are all you people going on & on about how disappointed and mad you are at Bret?

    Don’t you people get it?? IT’S A TV SHOW!! This is NOT real life, it’s ENTERTAINMENT!

    Good God! He’s not REALLY looking for love this time any more than he was the last time.

    I can NOT believe how naive all you so-called “grown women” & “children of the 80’s” posting here really are.

  38. ItsMe says:

    You all sound like fools.