Come Join The Sister Patterson Teetotaling Traveling Band!

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Yesterday, we received an email that was bizarre both for its content and syntax (it included a lot of arbitrary spacing, as in: “Siste r Patte rson is looki ng for talen ted peopl e that can sing , dance and play all types of music”). Did you get that, by the way? New York’s mom wants to start a band for no apparent reason! Just a whim! And you know how whimsical this woman can be! Below is the full text of the email with the spacing fixed (but nothing else so you can really soak up its essence):

Hello World, Sister Patterson is looking for talented people that can sing , dance and play all types of musical instruments to be a part of her new vocal group. You must be willing to travel, and be very flexible with scheduling. Legal to work in any situation. Pass a back round check. If you are addicted to any kind of drugs, alcohol and or medication please don’ t bother. This will be Sister Patterson’s group! and if you can’ t take her being the leader stay home! We are not sure when this group will start but please stay ready. Do not call or write Sister Patterson about how talented you are, or who you have song with in the past. You must be able to come to all rehearsals even if this means moving from your home town. please send a video to Sister Patterson’ s myspace page. She would love to see if you have what it takes to be a part of her new singing group, please include all of your home info and phone number on the video. All videos will be saved until the selection process is over. I repeat do not clog Sister P’s page with personal questions. This could be your chance of a life time.
God Bless.

for more info contact Sister Pattersons myspace:
www.myspace.com/sispatterson or her personal assistant myspace.com/mrnewyorkisback

Even if nothing comes of this band, and even if this email is a total hoax, it’s seriously the most entertaining thing we’ve seen this week. That alone makes it all worth it.

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  1. Nissi says:

    Woooowwww…she’s nuts.

  2. Crazy says:

    Sister Patterson NEEDS HER OWN SHOW!!!

  3. Sunasia says:

    THiS iS A SHOCK! BUT YEaH HOPE iT GOES WELL FOR YEW =]

  4. umgd says:

    ohhh New York, gotta love her!!! haha, some of the things she does…

  5. mjh1972 says:

    I would love to cage fight new york and her mother at the same time!!!!

  6. LASHAY says:

    WAT DA HELL IS DAT SHE A MAN

  7. kera says:

    she is just crazy i am no fan of hers. Her attitude SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Tia says:

    new york realy needs a make over!!love new york hot guys not her type, she needs a crzzy guy like her, im omly spitting out the truth lol, cya

  9. najaye says:

    hi my name najaye and i just want to know if i could just tell ya how much i love new your im your number one fan i love all her show just email me back when you have time thank you

  10. najaye says:

    hay i dont like new york she a real jerk and her mom is a man

  11. StephanJade says:

    Nice story you got here. It would be great to read something more concerning this theme.

  12. Chris says:

    I’m still confessed, is Sister Petterson reaaly Brother Patterson ? Boy, she looks like a MAN.

  13. Asheigh says:

    When will we see I Love NY 3????? Please come back NY tv has nottttt been the same without you!

  14. laurie smith says:

    sister patterson tell your daughter tiffany to give it up
    look at hudsons she did not have to go on tv to get her love tiffany gave it to her.

  15. Susan Perre says:

    Hello Mrs Patterson
    Just hoping tat your daughter is married to a man who is good to her!!! She seems to be a very kind young lady.

    Susan