For the Love of Ray J – Episode 1 Recap – Champagne Splits and Chardonnay

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Out of the gate, we can see that some girls know the right things to do to please Ray J…

and some just don’t!

To kick things off, the girls are treated to a private concert with Ray J. Brandi’s little brother is looking good, I have to say. Here’s a pic from a more innocent time.

Unlike many reality shows where girls claim to be models, many of these ladies look like they actually could be.

The first impressions are good, Ray J is pumped.

After the concert, the ladies and Ray J all head to the house in black Escalades. We can see the place is sexy. The girls run around looking for beds, but Monica does the count and announces there are only twelve. Two ladies are going home tonight. Champagne and wine flow, and shots are downed.

I think to myself, don’t they know better by now?? Don’t get drunk, it’s a trap!! Then I remember, this is not Rock of Love Bus.

But these girls have vices!

Krista is a bit toasty even before dinner is served.

The ladies are seated at dinner. Monica asks if anyone has seen the Ray J-Kim Kardashian sex tape. Apparently, his “performance” is impressive.

Ray J arrives and the nickname ceremony begins. Wine bottle-wielding Krista becomes Chardonnay, the “ghetto Barbie” Chelsey becomes “Lil’ Hood” (note: her “thug” status is questioned by a couple of the girls).

Jerry is christened Atomic Bomb, but says she doesn’t “even know what that is.”

It’s a bomb that can obliterate entire cities, Jerry!

Elizabeth hails from Russia and so is named Caviar. Summer earns the nickname Stacks due to her Kim Kardashian-esque rump.

Monica is the wild woman with a tattoo on her face, who will be called Danger.

Ray J says she’s sexy and crazy, although Chardonnay maybe calls it, saying she’s dangerous in a “dropping the radio in the bathtub” kind of way. Ray J thinks Danger might even be into pain, and that clearly turns him on.

Ray J noticed Atomic Bomb from the beginning, and she’s the first to get some one on one time with him. It’s obvious she will be staying. Naturelle comes over and interrupts, and the two of them hit it off, until she drops the bomb that she’s an aspiring actress.

Which elicits this response from Ray J.

Danger stops over. Ray J is getting a little heated by the tattoo on her face. “Body of a goddess, face from hell,” he says. What? Is that a compliment? Not one to be intimidated, he gets to third base pretty much within seconds.

Kim Kardashian sort of look-alike Joanna, aka Cocktail, almost blows it by crying for no reason when she’s having one-on-one time with Ray J. What is it with the crying on these shows? I always thought being a crybaby makes you a pain in the ass, but maybe that’s just me.

In a move that will surely end up on Best TV Moments 2009, Chardonnay decides to show off. “Shorty got tricks, Shorty got gifts, I got everything,” she says, then proceeds to drop into a splits and show it. Here’s the image again:

Lil’ Hood is in shock. If that’s what he’s looking for, she says, that’s not who she is. Do I have to break it down again? Most men would find that hot, Lil’ Hood! Go review the sex tape, and get back to me when you’ve realized you’re on a dating elimination show.

I love the way Danger, who has a Tiger tattooed on her face, rolls her eyes like she’s embarrassed. Let’s define trying too hard: Tattoo on face?? Check!

Some girls see the writing on the wall and show Ray J they have stripper moves as well.

Feisty fusses over him and says he’s like “a mini.” All men think they are at least six feet tall even if they are a midget, so I can guarantee that did not go over well.

It’s time for Lil’ B and Ray J to talk about who will stay and who will go. At the elimination, it looks like our girl Chardonnay could be going home!

She gets to stay, but Naturelle, who made a mistake admitting to being an actress, and Hot Cocoa, or “Ice Latte”, will be going home.

When they toast at the end, check out the wristbands with their nicknames on them!

I was wondering how he would keep all those names straight.

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  1. kesha says:

    IS RAY J LOOKING FOR LOVE FOR REAL ARE IS IT FOR FAKE. MY SISTER IS ON HIS SHOW AND SHE IS WELL KNOWN. SHE IS MARRIED WITH A CHILD. IS HE FOR REAL OR WHAT. SHE HAS BEEN IN THIS TYPE OF WORK FOR A LONG TIME ALL FAKE I CANT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD THEY LIE. THEY HAVE A COMMENT UNDER RAY J AND BRANDY PICTURE SAY UNLIKE MOST REALITY SHOWS WHERE GIRLS CLAIM TO BE MODELS MANY OF THESE GIRLS LOOK LIKE THEY CAN ACTUALLY COULD BE. MY SISTER IS A MODEL. HE KICK A GIRL NAME NATURELLE OFF FOR SAYING SHE WANTED TO BE A ACTRESS. MY SISTER IS A ACTRESS AND OTHER STUFF. BE FOR REAL ALL FAKE.CALL IF WANT TO KNOW MORE 909 440 6860

  2. monee says:

    dat gurl dat did da (*)(+`$@^%_%*^! in split looks like a (*)(+`$@^%_%*^! n hoe i could a sworn ray j was lookin for love not a hoe to pop on his %@@+$^^$(#)$+@^) wit a split a baby ust to let u kno im neva a hater but gurl u on live tv wat da ~^@#^#&~*))“`$% now come on now

  3. mary says:

    I would have reacted just like lil hood when that nasty girl was acting like she was in the strip club come on vh1 cant you atleast get a person who is there trying to find real love ray j is obviously trying to find real big sluts not real love because he would have sent stripper girl home once he realized or acted like he realized thats quote un quote finding sex not love

  4. artie says:

    I would have reacted just like lil hood when that nasty girl was acting like she was in the strip club come on vh1 cant you atleast get a person who is there trying to find real love ray j is obviously trying to find real big sluts not real love because he would have sent stripper girl home once he realized or acted like he realized thats quote un quote finding sex not love

  5. mikey says:

    so far atomic bomb – stacks -stilts and lil hood are the only real ones in the house

  6. baby g says:

    is ray j just playing around with other girls are he for real

  7. Quote says:

    Thats my homie and anyone that hates online, in person, on air, or to yourselves…Thank you! Dont trip the publicity is still wonderfull…and if youre in the A-town and twist your lips, youre worst then the others who dont know how we get down out here. Get yours…and worry about that. Thats what REAL recognizes. Peace to the suckery lol.

  8. Yall hate so sweet says:

    Thats my homie and anyone that hates online, in person, on air, or to yourselves…Thank you! Dont trip the publicity is still wonderfull…and if youre in the A-town and twist your lips, youre worst then the others who dont know how we get down out here. Get yours…and worry about that. Thats what REAL recognizes. Peace to the suckery fall back lol. Get it $$Chardonnay$$!

  9. Amy says:

    +!$*$`^_)_^_$@%+ TAIL IS FROM THE BADGIRLS CLUB FIRST SEASON I SWEAR IT SHE IS!!! I WATCH THE SHOW LIKE ALL THE FREAKIN TIME SHE IS THE ONE OF THE TWO GURLS THAT COME IN AROUND THE LAST FEW SHOWS OF THE FIRST SEASON OF BADGIRLS CLUB!!!

    HER REAL NAME IS JOANNA

  10. Shay says:

    OMG…this show is going to get {BETTER} as it continues. I just watched the second episode i honestly dont think that he should have sent Atomic Bomb home so soon because she just really needed some time to come out of her shell. Im so ready to see episode 3…WOW…I cant wait until this week is OVER!!!!!!!

  11. suz2131 says:

    lil hood had it going on in that video chat. she keeps it classy and real. at least she there for the right reasons unlike those other hoes

  12. beachlife says:

    yo, i agree with ya suz2131 lil hood is the &~$*#`@!`#^@%$#* like he style, like her flo.
    holla

  13. M.M says:

    I just want to know does anyone remember Joanna a.k.a )@**%&&!(`_`%$+! tail from season 1 of the Bad girls club? She was one of the girls who replaced Ty,Lee-Lee.

  14. destiny says:

    stupit

  15. Shawn Brown says:

    Unique is from Cleveland Ohio She says shes a career woman. NOT She hangs out at spy club trying to pickup athletes

  16. momiof2fromtn says:

    ok… so i love reality tv! and i know that i have seen “cocktail” on a show. i want to say “bad girls club” or “real world” idk… i remember her saying that she is called “go-go jo-jo” by her friends. can anyone help me with remembering where i know this chick from?

  17. momoif2fromtn says:

    ok… my bad, i didnt read the responses b4 i posted!!! YES!!! i remember her now!!! OMG!!! thank u m.m.

  18. alex says:

    where is danger from? how old is she?

  19. JAMES C. SLOANE says:

    Dear, Chardonnay i just wanted to let u know that u r the must talented and most sexy woman on the show, i am from the great state of NEW JERSEY i would like to extend an invitation to u to vist our state…..We look forward to seeing U…

  20. marie says:

    hi ray j ur show iz sexy and i think u should pick dangerous she iz the one 4 u maybe

  21. tee says:

    diz nigga is not looking for no real luv if he was he wouldnt need no damm show to do it i know that fa sho and dem chicken heads that come on tha show to say they want and luv this nigga is a joke to belive that they all have sumthing up there sleave which is all good but jus keep it real.

  22. cayenne says:

    you need to pick chardonnay or cashmere

  23. natalie says:

    This show is entertaining but that is all it is because any body in there right mind that knows ray j, this nigga aint looking for no love he looking to make moneya and to get back on top a hot celeb. This is what they result to when no money is coming in from there true love like music. He makes a good song every blue moon (once every 3-4 year) so he got to do something. That was tasteless the exsposure he did of him and Kim Kardasian. He was looking to gain props from other celeb and make money and it did not go well therefore he lost two ways the the girl and his respect in that note i suppose you do need to result to making a show but just be real. The entertaimnent is funny but you ANIT looking for no real women cause all the girls are looking for fame and not a man. Ray you want find what your looking for in a true soulmate cause your not willing to step down from the lime light long enough to see the women that are not always wanting to be in the spot light. when you truly decide you need a real women pray cause you’ll need God to help you with your sexual addition first.

  24. black says:

    word on tha street is danger is at least 3 mons pregg wit rays baby.

  25. black says:

    i know whitney,s not happi bout that.

  26. naizay says:

    i think it is folish to have this show i think that some of rhe girls are funney and are just there for the fame and not for you i think that love comes to you u dont go to love

  27. smoov says:

    dnt b frontin on “(+%**$#+~~~^~@ tail lol. she da sexiiest 1 in da crib n da realest 1 in derr. ray j u knw damn well “(+%**$#+~~~^~@ tail already in da bag bro lol. she gta win dis point blank. n scince im gittin u tips n sht u shld gimi a shout out on yanext show lol. ma name roland. lol. 1

  28. tony says:

    how can we get in touch with atomic bomb!!!! y did he let her go , she was the sexiest chick there

  29. christin says:

    ms.cocktail is just there 2 get somemore tv time cause i saw her ++#*~~&%*)(^(~% on the bad girls club last seasonthis gurl is fake and ray needs 2 send her home

  30. diggy says:

    feisty is soo fine baby i wanna whip her!!!

  31. precious says:

    i really love your show but some of them arent there for you so you need to think about that but besides that i love your show and the girl with purple smimming suit that did the spit shes there for you and danger shes there for you to so what ever you do keep them arround unless you here somthing about them or something they said.

  32. Tahjieebby says:

    every body their knows that there are only two girls in the houes that have a chance nd there are monica & krista the only problem is that monica gets mad abut him being with oter girls [this is a competition gt in the game when yu c him with another girl dont sit back get in the mix] and krista needs to calm it down alittel bit yu’re to GHETTO and thats not what RAY J need im not saying cage because thats who yu are never change yu’re self for a man just tone it down in public…………

  33. elexus says:

    Ray J you should totally pick danger she is the perfect girl for you you both are crazy and danger is the prettiest girl there and unike is so stuckup shes a brat she is so caught up in her own ways and plus shes there to take her career to the next level shes not there for you shes there to be exposed on national T.V. you need to get rid of her and !+_@@#+@%+@&)(^* tail is a big snitch unike is fake and so is !+_@@#+@%+@&)(^* tail danger is not perfect but everybody makes mistakes you should pick danger unike thanks shes better than everybody and shes not she has a poodle on top of her head shes not ugly but shes fake

  34. vanessa says:

    kesha who is your yr sis send me at wendygurl0@gmail.com that my friend so just send me the name k

  35. DEVIN G says:

    I DONT THINK ANY OF THE GIRLS AN THE HOUSE ARE RIGHT FOR YOU. I WAS WATCHING SOME UN SEEN PARTS TODAY AND YOU COULDNT STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW CHARDONNAY WAS FUN. AND CHARDONNAY DID THE SPLITS CHARDONNAY KNOWS HOW TO HAVE FUN. OUT OF ALL THAT I DIDNT HERE ONE THING ABOUT WHY YOU SENT CHARDONNAY HOME.

  36. michelle says:

    when Ray J & Chardonnay go to the stripper club, & when she is climbing up on the pole, what is the song called playing in the background!? PLEASE & thnkq!

  37. brown eyes says:

    yo ray i thin dat u should have picked chardonnay or `^!_)+@`#$!(!^!+ tail i dont know why u would pick danger to be yo women whats up wit dat she is a cr@zy chic but whoever u pick its yo luv life so laterz

  38. shante' says:

    i’m glade he got rid of dat (!#~+~$_#+~)!#!_^ )`#&_#“_~_!)!(! tail she got on my last nerve and danger ugly azz wuz just a psycho the rest of them wuz cool especially my nigga chardonay

  39. cindi says:

    I’m really sick of these shows. I wish I didn’t watch. I’ve found out the entire thing was staged. ~!~&#`&@^_&%#^(( tail was never with RayJ. Well, only for sex & money. I guess we really want to see people find love, but these shows take advantage of that. I guess I can say she’s got a good start as an actress, but the dirty slut part will always be with her.

    She’s a GO GO Dancer, which is the cool Vegas name for stripper. She does soft core porn, which can be seen on her own myspace. What has happened to make these girls have such little class?? I must be an old sole for 25, because I realize girls like this are such a sad mess.

  40. Michaela says:

    Hey Ray j this michaela i have watched all of your videos and i love you. i love your music, attidude and your sexy ness. i hope i can come on that sometime because im here for the love of ray j.

  41. ms davis says:

    you’re quite the man mr ray j i must admit youre very charming and i can see how anyone could fall for you i like the naughty boy in you but i also like the you i know lives deep inside it doesn’t take a cast of girls to find the right one shes some where you really arent looking

  42. nikia says:

    yo why did u send danger home yeah she had a little problems wi her self but my opion she was your type goodness ray no you are not goin to have any fans she could of handled your life style she was crazy butyou have to admit you were to so you mad the worst disision you couldof made and you kept unike ooh you should of a limeted her from the beginning shes a stuck up wanna be rich girl that could never get her way and plus that girl only wanted you for your money she did not like you i dont know why i mean you are cute and you were nice to the girls and the 2nd reason is when u took them shopping niether unike or stacks,or who ever else did not pay you no mind the only one that did is danger so yeah and !$!&_(+)+@+@^(“ tail shes is just the biggest snitch ever so how do you know that shes not going to snitch on you when you do something rong exactly

  43. LOVERGOSSIP@yahoo.com says:

    I have a crush on RayJ.

  44. meosha fr. orange mound tn wat up 8ball n MJG says:

    bump all dem hoes ray j need a woman

  45. creamcheese says:

    what the hell is up eith dangers tattoo?? what the hell is it????

  46. dominique says:

    she’s a lie.
    you’ent have pic her.

  47. oleen says:

    as daystar, as