I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this episode: never, ever underestimate the appeal of these women.
We open on bitchiness. Sure as the sun will rise, so will these women say nasty things about one another.
Beverly announces that she’s done with the Blontourage, which means, what? Ashley and Farrah? Well, hello stankshine to you, too. She does Marcia impression to convey her disdain: “You goin’ down, Blountourage! You goin’ down!” Um, Marcia meant that in an affectionate way. I think Beverly’s just pissing all over Marcia’s legacy now. How rude! Ashley seems unfazed at the new-found hate. She interviews: “She kept sayin’, like, ‘You’re goin’ down,’ or something, and I was like, why don’t you come in here and tell me to my face biiiitch?” But she didn’t say that to Beverly’s face. No matter that she isn’t practicing what she preaches — the burp-like “biiiitch” makes it all worthwhile. Something that Ashley does say to Beverly’s face, or at least in her presence, is, “You’re so fat and lame, who even cares?”
That’s the spirit! Never let them get you down, even if it means being as offensive as possible!
The girls check out to find a note waiting on a bus. In it, they are referred to as the “Tasty 10.” That’s true if you find Manwich tasty. They are told that they’ll be going to Nashville and they’re asked to split up evenly for the ride: five on each bus. Brittanya boards the Blue Bus, which is fine with Ashley. Kami also bets on Blue, which Ashley is also cool with. Since when is Ashley the go-to person for natural order? I know she tends toward chaos and all, but really, she’s particularly talky this episode. Just saying! Anyway, Kami can have the Blue Bus because, as Ashley says, “I’m not hanging out with anybody who wears brown lip gloss.” It’s always interesting when Ashley implies that she has style standards.
Once in Nashville, the girls settle in their hotel, where they receive a note that they’ll be playing Mud Bowl. They rejoice as though getting down and dirty is something that they don’t do, like, in their sleep. Taya calls the bowl infamous. I guess if you say something enough it’s true. I, for one, hate the fact that the songwriting challenge of the first season didn’t become the running challenge that the Mud Bowl has but whatever.
When the girls arrive at the field, Bret greets them in his typically lecherous style that’s right out of the Black Lagoon.
“This is my greatest day, right here,” he says. Indeed. It only comes but once a season. He tells them that the local fire department will help create the mud with the bowl. “They’re gonna take their love hoses and spatter you with love mud,” is how he puts it. Considering the quality of the love-hose owners…
…that sounds like a fate worse than brown lip gloss. Or straight up harassment, really. The girls did not sign up for that.
The girls are divided into teams by bus:
When Bret announces Farrah, he refers to her as “Farrah, I’m gonna ugnh you up!” and thrusts his pelvis for no good reason that I can see, other than its potential as an animated gif. It’s my duty to realize that potential.
The girls are told that the MVP will have a special overnight date with Bret, as she’ll fly in his G4 with him to a gig in Dallas. Excitement abounds. But then, when doesn’t it?
The Fallen Angels win the coin toss and then things of this nature happen…
Whatever. Recapping football is something I didn’t sign up for.
Somewhere in there, Farrah helps Ashley with her lip gloss.
After decrying brown lip gloss, applying it in the mud seems downright hypocritical.
“I am gonna do whatever it takes to win this MVP. Even if it means that I ahve to get my hair all muddy, so I look brunette,” spits out Ashley. She will also, apparently, get up close and personal with the coochies of various girls she undoubtedly has contempt for, them being brown-haired and all.
Not unlike a gynecologist, Ashley is in it to win it!
Anyway, there’s lots more mud-sliding, a “booberception” on Taya’s part and some touchdowns:
Most importantly, there is dancing:
Finally, there is a failed attempt at a tie…
It’s Kelsey who misses the pass, and Bret, the quarterback of both teams, makes sure to underline her error by saying, “Kelse, I threw that good, right?” Yeah, Bret, you’re amazing. It’s your world, we just fumble passes in it.
Farrah interviews that she’s “so Frenchin’ pissed off” about losing. There’s a pissy take on an old classic. To quote another: me likey.
Bret openly deliberates on whom should be named VIP. On one hand, Mindy tackled and scored a touchdown. On the other, Ashley was voracious especially when it came to exposing the asses of her competitors. Ashley interviews a wonderful case for her victory: “I had mud in places that I could not even get out with a Q-Tip, so I deserve this.” Do you think she just left that mud where it was after her Q-Tip attempt? Seriously, I want to know what happened to that mud.
Anyway, unlike mud, no trophy will be filling Ashley’s nooks and crannies today. MVP goes to Mindy.
You know what that means, right? Ladies: start your engines…
Yawning? On a date? How serious. Also, now I have “Gopher Face” to the tune of Lady GaGa’s “Poker Face” stuck in my head: “Can’t read my / Can’t read my / No, he can’t read it my gopher face / (He’s gonna ruin a golf course…)” Thanks, ladies, for the endlessly invasive lingo. What the French would my capacity for annoyance do without you?
Bret picks Mindy up in front of the hotel for their overnight date. She says that seeing him on the sidewalk made it all real. Up till then, it was questionable as to whether he was a hologram. It’s amazing, the gravity of concrete. In the limo, Bret stares at Mindy’s leg like it’s a 12-inch corndog.
Which is to say: appetizing.
That’s post-plane, at the venue of Bret’s concert, Billy Bob’s where Bret interviews Mindy thusly…
You know that when the girls on this show watched this, even though this show taped months ago and all but one have been eliminated, they ate their hats…and/or brown lipgloss.
Meanwhile, there is crisis back at the hotel. New girl Jenny is remorseful over the recent death of her father.
Poor thing. Out, damn reality!
Meanwhile, most of the other girls fret over the fact that they aren’t on a date right now with Bret. Kelsey sums up the groupthink best:
“I’m so worried in my head, and I’m so nervous!” Kelsey doesn’t specify where she’s nervous. Hopefully it’s somewhere reachable by Q-Tip.
Anyway, Mindy watches the show.
I wonder if at this point the girls are lucky enough to experience deja vu when they hear Bret sing, “Hey! I’ll show you things you’ve never seen…” night after night, or if they’re just accustomed to being disappointed.
Anyway, in the limo back to the hotel, there is nestling.
“I’ve got one more encore left. And that is Mindy tonight,” Bret interviews. She is his un-unskinny bop, if you will. After making out upon entering the room, Mindy slips into something more comfortable.
After all, exposed nipples make everything more comfortable. Bret interviews that leopard just happens to be his favorite cat. Really? I thought it was vagina. Same difference, perhaps, as the last shot of Bret and Mindy is of them kissing as he closes the door to his hotel bedroom. What happens next is none of our business. Thankfully!
When Mindy rejoins the girls after flying back the next day, she calls her date with Bret “neat” repeatedly, but doesn’t specify otherwise. If you’re wondering what Ashley thinks of this, why, the answer is written all over her face…
…but then, of course it is. And just in case you need further proof:
Bret then gets some bad news via Big John: his friend serving in Iraq has been killed. Ugh, terrible. Too much reality! Bret signs a picture for the guys’ kids…
…and then he shares the bad news with the Sweethearts, with whom he shares a low-key dinner as their victory date.
The tone is somber, which seems appropriate. Then Bret summons Brittanya for a one-on-one, and the tone is…
…still somber. Errr, make that somb and somber. Bret (I just typed “Bretanya,” btw) talks about his disconnect with Brittanya and the fact that he wants her to talk, despite her selective mutism. Brittanya explains that she’s so taciturn because she has a tough time letting her guard down. Please don’t make the mistake of calling her tight-lipped, though…
…she is anything but. What’s the matter, Brittanya? Cat got your Broca’s area?
When that’s over, Jenny asks to talk with Bret alone.
She explains her depression over her father’s recent death and the fact that she wasn’t close to him until he got sick. Ugh! I’ll say it again: poor thing! She seems so sweet and fragile, you wonder how she got involved in this mess in the first place. Basically, she’s out to commiserate with Bret over their common loss. Bret wonders if this is the right environment for her after losing someone. Based on his nonchalance and dubious connections with many of the girls, I wonder if he isn’t projecting.
Elimination!
Farrah explains her wish for the evening: “If I should say who should go home tonight, it would probably be Taya because she’s lame and she has a pearl necklace on the size of…Cincinnati.” It sounds like her tongue has fallen asleep. Maybe that’s Brittanya’s problem, too? Quick, someone jump up and down on her mouth. Regardless, Farrah is not incorrect.
She could at least fit the Carew Tower on that thing.
Anyway! The pearl necklace seems to work for Bret (perhaps he sees a challenge he’s up for), as Taya gets the first pass. Then Mindy.
While Mindy is before him, Bret says of their date, “We popped a lot of virgin terrain, didn’t we?” See, I was a lot happier when whatever was being popped was left to my imagination. In response, Ashley interviews, “Please tell me at 34-years-old she’s not still a virgin.” Not anymore, she’s not! I would also like to add that this is what Ashley’s wearing:
It’s a good time for side-boob in our culture.That’s what you need to know about that.
Anyway, it all comes down to Brittanya, Jenny and Kelsey…
…Kelsey gets her pass and then Brittanya is called up. Does she want to be here? Definitely. Don’t expect much supporting evidence from that one. Despite having cut to an interview with Jenny in which she wails, “Please don’t let this be my last elimination! Please please please!” that is exactly what this is. Jenny is going home.
Bret tells her that he doesn’t want her to take any abuse from the other girls, when her soul is so fragile. Of course, he could just get rid of the potential abusers, but that wouldn’t be very fun for the rest of us, now, would it?
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25 responses to to Rock Of Love Bus Recap – Episode 6 – Mud Girls Gone Bad
What was Bret thinking,I would’ve chosen Jennifer over Brittanya anyday,because who in the heck would choose some body piercing freak anyway.Brittanya is one of those many reasons why I feel as though I’m too scared to ever go back on the dating scene ever again and I’m just like Bret fortysomething years of age.The way these “so-called” women of today want to do in order to get any kind of attention,it’s beyond sickening,gross,and disgusting,and as for the last comment I sent in for this season’s “Rock Of Love Bus”,why don’t you come to where I unfortunately at Milwaukee,Wisconsin.The women are so terrible,I bet you would want to puke,and as for Ashley,she shouldn’t comment about Mindy, maybe Mindy has not found the right man.That’s right I’m talking about Ashley, Miss putting tattoos on the wrong places on her body including her breasts, hey Ashley have you ever heard of a bra because what do you think it’s made for,so why not leave your “husband pleasers” totally bare like they should be.In closing,Bret please make better choices in episode 7 because you and I both know for men like us who are in our forties,we don’t want some “freak” we want a “real woman”.Keep rockin’ and I’ll remind you of one thing Bret,you are one of many reasons why you bring back “memories”.
Poor Jenny. How sad for her. I suppose she tried out for the show months ago. But, I think Bret might be thinking of some challenge that is coming up in the season that would be hard for her.
Well, the mud bowl for one thing (granted that already happened). I could see how EVEN BRET would feel bad that this poor grieving girl just got doused head-to-toe in mud. If she’d been on the Sweethearts team she would have also had her pants pulled down in front everyone. Thank goodness she was a Fallen Angel.
Also, the guys with the hoses were the tour truck drivers not the firemen. The firemen were on their truck at first, but they seem to have moved closer to the field after Ashley started with the pants thing. lol
I am glad Mindy got the VIP. She’s FROM Tennessee! I think it has to be worse to be pantsed while dragging through mud in your home state. But, thankfully, I don’t know for sure!
Tony Wrencher… he only picked Brittanya over Jenny because of Jenny’s dad. Jenny seems way more his type (if it was just between those two).
Farrah is so fat at that mud bowl, it was disturbing. My god she needs a diet badly.. she looked like a swine in that mud
ha, if you knew the “real” jenny you wouldn feel sorry for her at all. girl is an attention +~(#~**$~@#@~_^$& karma is a !^`_##&`&_*~%#%#* and so is she!
Ashley looks like a man to me. It is funny that she is the one always calling people out on being manly, when she is herself. Her voice is low, her swearing is very unnatural, she is always looking away when she does & says it usually in an even lower voice. So I guess it makes sense that she would call others out on being manly, she needs to deflect the attention from herself/himself. Whatever the case may be. She is my least favorite and I hope he sends her home soon. She should have been on Paris’ BFF show, since she is a obvious Paris wannabe!
Tony Im sorry but ” HUSBAND PLEASERS” no wonder you are single. Sorry to say but gosh damn. And since when is putting tattoos where the person who is getting them WRONG? And why does Ashley need a bra anyway? Her boobs are fake so there is NO NEED. Damn dude your pretty opinionated and not in a nice way. Lastly you are NOTHING like Bret!!! NOTHING AT ALL so you need to get that thru your head asap.
Tony Wrencher is an )&!!*+^$$)+^`*^ hole. Maybe the reason your single is because your too stuck in your #)&`#@(^()~@$@+! ing box. Date who you want but don’t offend a huge amount of the population because your head is so far up your )&!!*+^$$)+^`*^ you can’t see straight.
honestly honey u need to get red of ashley..she is not ur type..who no maybe u ill not find the right woman again..they all seem like they our out for money..and not you…….
YuKKKKKKKK!!!!!! those UGA-Ly DIRTY Mud-Ratz! Strike again! being down rite DIRTY and @%&^%)+#^(&@*_*+ ISH….Pewwwwwww!
especially the White Blow-Ups, I had enuff of these SKANKS from Honky- Tonk land, what Phoney Baloneys. Brittanya is another Skank herself, her Fully LOADED make-up hides all the flaws on her face and it’s just another way to hide behind her troubled corrupted life, get with it Goon, you have a young child, HANDLE it, take care of him, he don’t need to see his mother as a SLUT on National television, DEgrading Bully. Ashley and Farrah is more likely to be the women for Bret. He needs sexual healing from easy access, no strings attatched, give me whateva’ you got at the sperm of a moment, kinda’ women. In my opinion paragraph #1 sums it up and says it all bout’this match made in trailer trash haven…….in waaaayyyy down Yonder South…BOOYAH! Gag me with a Pitch fork.
Brett you are so f n gross. You are not looking for love. You are looking for strange, nasty, std like `($#$_(^`%~~)^!* You use to be a fan of mine back in the day. Now you just act like a hard up rock star. Good luck with whatever you catch – I mean find.
Bret was a fan of Brenda’s back in the day? Maybe he’s going to be another Hugh Hefner. Hugh never did grow out of dating and having relationships with young girls. Hugh wouldn’t look twice, not even once, at someone in his age range.
Brittanya is beautiful. She doesn’t have a flaw on her face. She minds her own business and is cool with everyone. She is totally peaceful, except when the new girl approached her but that’s b/c she was jealous. She is the most lady-like of all. Her, Taya and Mindy. The only thing that makes her a little edgy are her tatts, but they are an art form. I just wish she’d stop covering her cute dimples with her peircings. She doesn’t have them on when she’s interviewing and she looks so cute. I just love her. Her hair is so dark and shiny. Anyway, I predict Mindy to win and she’s cool too. Ashley and Farrah are party girl _~&@*(@#@`+$#@)*^ s. Beverly is too clunkly and she has too many kids (3). Bret already has two of his own. The two new girls left need to go. Maria needs to make a come back for excitement on the show.
Did anyone else notice that when Bret was consoling Jenny, he called her Taya? Well he did. Watch for that in the re-runs.
I totally noticed that michelle!!! IT was hilarious.
Rich, where are the exit interviews? Also, why does the live blog have to disappear after the show? This corner of the web is starting to feel a little lonely and neglected.
Michelle, I thought maybe I was hearing things, but you’re right, he did call her Taya at first. LMAO!! Rich, you’re slippin’ here. You shoulda caught that, baby!!
Mrs. Brad, u made a comment that Beverly is Chunky… *$#@, thats chunky??? hey, i wouldn’t mind being “chunky” like Beverly.
Oh my God that freaking Ashley is such a (~+**)+*+#~^^^~+( And not one ounce of brain cells live in her head!!! She was talking about the black girl being a tranny? She looks like one with her big fake boobs and her huge lips and why in hell has Bret let her stay? How good could she be in the sack as stuck on herself as she is? I loved every minute of the moment she found out Mindy was going on the big Texas date and not her!!! Personally, I like Mindy, she has a brain in her head as well as being beautiful and she handled that date like you would with a regular guy and she even said as much, and you would think Bret would want somebody like that than some freakshow who is in love with herself? I too, like Beverly, she has children and is not into dressing like a slutpuppy like Ashley and Farrah. Now Brit, she has maybe one brain cell too and she might have used that on the last show and those face piercings are fugly, and her face is really weird like she already has had some plastic stuck in there and those boobs are not real either. I know this show is for entertainment, but you would think Bret Michaels could get laid anytime he wants, my best friend would leave her husband for him!!!
Did anyone else catch that Bret called Jenny “Taya” when he was talking to her about her dad’s death?
You can tell that Brittanya’s boobs are real b/c they look soft and they jiggle. They are not stiff and hard looking. They are real. Compare them with Farrah’s and Ashley’s and you can see.
Midnight now: True Confessions Over The Internet. I have to go to the Oscar’s tomorrow night where my X that I haven’t seen since I walked out the door will be with his new girlfriend. I would rather stay home in my pajamas than go to the Oscars… I am bringing a picture of Bret Michaels in my pocket to make me feel better! It is the only way I am going to survive the whole night!! He is the sexiest man in the world!!!!!
Whats up VH1? Why is it Sunday February 22 and you air new episodes on Sundays why not today???? Kinda discouraging to want to follow this show when you skip out weeks like this. Wait two weeks for an episode?? Now “sneak peaks”??? lame………
In what can only exist on reality television, the recently departed Jenny is the daughter of the recently departed Jeff Beitzel, who was the source of gold Gretchen Rossi was digging during last season of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Yes. This girl’s dad was (peripherally) on the RHOC as the sugar daddy for the most blatant aspiring actress in California. Shortly after he died, Jenny carried on his reality roots and went on the ROL tour bus.
People are nuts.
Bret, I must say, you appear to be a pretty normal guy, but you will never find love with any of the woman (term used loosely). These are not women, they are party girls that see only what you have to offer as a celebrity in the terms of exposure, money and notarity. You deserve so much better than a loose drunk. You need someone that is serious about you, this hole reality show thing is attracting the wrong women for you. It appears as though you are an intelligent, talented, kind hearted individual and you are being taken advantage of by women that do not care about you as a person.
Do not get me wrong, the girls are hot…the news flash is…looks fade and with that being said you need to look at the more mature women in which you can have a conversation with. The ability to enjoy spending time with and talking with your soul mate is what you should be looking for. Once you find that girl…that is the love you are looking for.
I wish you luck. You are an awesome performer and you deserve the best. Don’t settle for the drunken, fame seeking and easy women….you will be disappointed. Find your soul mate. BTW….I am a married woman and not seeking an opportunity here…just a fan from the old days and enjoy seeing you inner act on a personal level.