For The Love Of Ray J Recap – Episode 5 – Seven Things We Loved About This Week’s Show

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In this corner…

…is a lot to love…

Sitting right at the top of the things we loved about this week’s episode is:

- Feisty!

Ray J noted that she stepped it up this week. Though he was speaking in the context of the fight for his heart, his words could have referred to the fight for viewers’ attention. Seriously, this girl had me at directional confusion…

But even before that, she was completely drama-free when Lil’ Hood was having a minor freak-out about Ray “sleeping with” Unique and Cocktail:

The only better response for reality TV would have been a fist-and-spit fight.

And speaking of a fist fight, Feisty more than lived up to her name when she took the ring with Lil’ Hood during the boxing challenge. It was like watching a woodland creature scrap — cute and cuddly but unpredictably savage at the same time. When the rest of her team ditched out, the adorable lil’ chipmunk that is Feisty kept the friskiness rolling when she ranted about the abandonment: “What the f*** did you think it was gonna be like, you know? Doin’ each other’s hairs?” Maybe something like that but in the singular? Her devotion to the challenge won Feisty tag-along rights on the other team’s date and a spot in my heart. Congratulations, Feisty. You are the VH1 Blog’s Girl of the Week. It’s a distinction that I just made up right now and probably will never follow-up on, but it’s really prestigious. Trust me.

In sadder, yet slightly hopeful news, another thing we loved about this week’s episode was…

- That everyone seemed genuinely disappointed that Stacks had so leave the competition.

You might wonder why she joined the competition in the first place since her dad obviously didn’t develop cancer overnight. Maybe she didn’t realize how serious his condition was before coming on the show, or maybe she didn’t realize how hard being away from him would prove, but no matter what, Stacks seemed like one of the coolest girls on any of these shows and I’m just as disappointed to see her go. Maybe she’s the beneficiary of a good edit (she has it hard enough as it is without being made to look like a jerk!), but still: she will be missed.

But “seemed” is the operative word of this point. For you see, it seemed that Danger was part of the teary masses…

Yet an interview painted a different picture when she said, “Good riddance regardless of what’s happening,” since Stacks is “such an evil bitch.” That’s like the pot accusing the kettle of having a tattoo of a tiger on its face. Which leads us to:

- Danger’s danger.

So, that was mean, but other times, Danger’s emotional…issues are pure comic relief. I mean this?

Pent-up aggression much? I was bummed when the other team threw in the towel because I really wanted to see if Danger was crazy enough to, well, go crazy on Unique. Not that I wish anyone harm. I was just interested from a social-experimental perspective.

Also, say what you will about Danger, but the Adele Givens/Remy Ma reference she used to mock Unique…

…(“She thinks she’s such a f***in’ lady!”) was pretty amazing. Danger is a lot of things, but mostly, she’s hard to ignore. But we knew that already.

- Unique’s rant.

Her rationale behind throwing in the towel on the boxing challenge was pretty jaw-dropping.

Yeah, because everything up to this point hasn’t been embarrassing or packed with the potential to make all involved look stupid as hell or anything. Right. Look who just woke up and smelled the reality TV!

- This week’s sex-tape reference.

It’s obligatory at this point, yet it tickles me so. Go figure.

- Lil’ Hood’s unraveling.

This week, a hell of a lot more than the ghetto popped out of Lil’ Hood. How she went from this…

…to this…

…is a mystery to all, including those who watched and even those who were there, particularly the one being straddled and then jilted (i.e. Ray J).

What we do know is that Lil’ Hood started out the date all sexually forward…

…and ended it ranting in the car on the way home about Ray’s lack of interest. Grabbing her boobs and shaking them, she wondered aloud…

…”Do I have to be like, ‘Oh my God, pay attention to me?’” Well, you already tried it with the crotch. I guess working the boobs in couldn’t hurt?

The best exchange came when Hood ranted about Feisty’s inclusion on the date, despite the fact that she was on the losing team: “He’s like, ‘Oh Feisty, you haven’t won a f***ing challenge. You’re like the squeaky wheel I need to oil right now.’”

Cocktail’s response? A simple and definitive, “What?”

It was here that I started to wonder if Lil’ Hood’s logic wasn’t a lil’ screwy.

It culminated with a rant in front of everyone in which Hood, covered only by a towel…

…first seemed to deny the circulating rumor that she had ever said she wanted to leave the show and then admitted to it. When a bewildered Ray J asked her to clarify her point…

…she responded with: “I came to you to prove that the conversation was had. It was said that it was had. That’s the whole point of it. Do you get it now?” In a word: no. And then she followed it up by telling Ray J not to twist her words and to shut his mouth! And then outside, after Ray J told her he wasn’t there for her, she followed that up with: “You’re spoiled and if you lost all this today, I really don’t think you’d know what to do with yourself.” Ha! Amazing!

And then she called the other girls sluts! Lil’ Hood: it was weird and confusing, but ultimately memorable. “I’m a real f***ing bitch. I keep it real,” she said at one point. Please, girl, do yourself a favor and have that carved on your tombstone. Or, I don’t know, tattooed on your face.

But the best thing about Hood’s rant was the opportunity it gave to Ray J. In response to her “spoiled” comment…

- Ray J said this:

Classy, bizarrely formal and the perfect way to wrap up this recap. Thanks, bb!

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  1. Cis says:

    Ray J please pick danger thats all i gots to say

  2. SuperMom says:

    Feisty is the bomb!! This is the perfect girl to win the contest. At first I thought @&+_#!#_$#~(%++` tail or Chardonnay… but definitely Feisty. She’ll allow Ray J to keep his lifestyle. GO FEISTY! Enjoyed watching you this week.

  3. brandon says:

    thank god some1 finally told rayj off he is pathetic

  4. Erica says:

    This is so hilarious. Lil’ Hood is definitely insane.

  5. monique says:

    i think you should pick danger cz she is hot and she remind me of me and she is so sexy. that song so sexy by you and mya fits her. &*)&*_~)*%~#*^$_ tail is in for the fame and she got lil hood out the house by saying that you know about what she had said which wasnt true. she is a drama queen and did you know she been on a reality show already. LOL

  6. CIARA says:

    I THINK U SHOULD PICK FIESTY!!! (((SHE IS THE BEST OUT OF ALL THEM GURLS!!! LIL HOOD JUST LOOKS LIKE A HOE!!!!!!!!!!! (((BY THE WAY U R SOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYY)))

  7. shaline adain says:

    pick danger please

  8. nita says:

    Please! Where did they find these hood rats? I don’t like any of these girls. A woman with class keeps her mouth shut and acts like a lady. Cashmere seems to be the one with the most class.

  9. miracle says:

    ray j i think dat danger is the person for you u should pick her

  10. CiNTHYA says:

    RAY J YOU JUST NEED TO PiCK FEiSTY SHES DA BEST. SHES PRETTY, NiCE, AND YOU BOTH MAKE A KUTE COUPLE. i KNO YOULL BE HAPPY WiT HER.

  11. jj says:

    go for fisty or )~+@!#~(`%%&+$(* tail

  12. Lil B says:

    I say Chardonnay is on his level…sexy, funny, kinda (^$+@+)_)`^#&#%# y and just the right amount of street to give him the edge away from being the spoiled kid. He wants to rebel and she is definately a two sided coin that he should keep in the pocket. No one deserves a show more. I’d like to see her and (^$+@+)_)`^#&#%# tail do it toghether.

  13. sasha feirce says:

    yea I say Chardonnay got the show from being boring…dangers hot but kinda fat and not funny. ^#&&^*$($)_#)$~* tails cool, Unique should knit at home and start a school for her wannabes (the twins…not thing 1 & 2 but close…you know who lol)…whos left uhh feisty needs AA and i think i wrapped that up lol.

  14. Da Rubba Duchess says:

    OMGoodness!!!
    Last night was the first time I watched this reality show “For The Love of Ray J” and ladies my first reaction was one of embarrassment. Embarrassment for this Ray J character and embarrassment for you females. Ray you do not come off as a classy guy, instead you come off as low-class, a fowl-mouthed gutter hood wannabee. A G-to-Gent is better then you. You could learn a thing or two from Fonzworth Bentley, now he is a solid gentleman. A real man would never use profane language this includes cussing, cursing, derogatory language, swearing, expletives etc. like you do, especially on televion in front of millions to a lady. Telling a woman to F-off &~###^#*@$@*&$+#_ NEVER! and any female that puts up with that, who accepts that type of treatment is not a lady. [then again this must explain the fact that the "girls" on your show are not ladies, but in fact they are the female versions of YOU] They are skanky and so are you. How embarrassing, you Ray, try so hard to come off like a sexy, suave, confident, charming, and well-dressed man to the world on your reality show, however you simply are not. In a group of real men you would fall flat on your face. You cannot compete. You are the type of guy that no matter how much money you have, spend or is spent on you or how much time you spend at charm school or private tutoring or coaching classes you will never possess the highly coveted characteristics of what makes a true gentleman. Have you heard of the idiom don’t throw good money after bad? Well that is what this show, any other project or any self-respecting woman would be doing. Is it true that Kim Kardashian went out with you? Double OMGoodness. Poor, Poor Kim. Oh well, I guess every lady has the right to make one huge mistake in her life-time and her defective judgment was you. You should absolutely man-up and issue a public apology for duping these young girls for your despicable rude behavior.

  15. layup33 says:

    Ray j has a good show, Lots of drama, He has been doing his thing. Does anyone know NITE TALES the series is supposed to be coming out?

  16. Real in the 206 says:

    Ray get rid of Unique she is a punk then lied about she doesnt want to embarress herself. You embarressed yourself forgetting the words to that song with that horrible voice you think is something.

    And one of the girls should have socked Chelsey in the mouth for talking to you that way. They all claiming to be your woman.

  17. Da H.B.I.C. says:

    LOVE THE SHOW AND THAT ($^%@&#)^@!~!$$*` DANGER IS A HO!THE TATTOO ON HER FACE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE SHOULD DAMN WELL TELL YOU THAT ($^%@&#)^@!~!$$*` IS A FAKE!IF SHE’S NOT THEN WHY THE ~~(*`%@!#@`#~#(* YOU NICKNAME THE ($^%@&#)^@!~!$$*` DANGER!!!!!! HOLLA

  18. Alexis says:

    Ray u are sosososo fine! U have alot of good things goin on around u. Let love find u!

  19. Whats it to you says:

    I love how coctail takes all of the people that are not here for you out of the house she is a true person but she is acting like a kid like kids dont even do that she needs to stop I have seen every thing that everyone has been saying I love the show you are on and I love the way you sing you have differant sides to you have a good day to Ray J

  20. britt says:

    ok at first i thought so hood was a cool chick then she went all psycho poltergeist on everbody…fu** her she def. aint hood and needs to chillax with all the ghetto +(`+@#%%+*%%$`%& then she was just talkin about NOTHIN!! she just kept going on and on about how ppl were talkin about her! lil do she know nobodys worried about her! she is one female that dont need to drink nothin but fruit juice and i think she needs a anti depressant!!

  21. Heather says:

    RayJ you need to pick Danger she fits you better Feisty is a drunk and needs help… Danger has her head on her shoulders if anyone has really been watching the show they would know that!!

  22. birnadete says:

    LIL HOOD IS A WANT TO BE GETTO GIRL. OW WAIT SHE IS GETTO AS HELL.

  23. lilly says:

    lil hood needs to take some serious meds.

  24. liria says:

    i love danger and feisty!!poor lil hood…she was upset that she was rejected on national tv..that rj did not want her soshe blew up…in need ofattention.

  25. l.shanks says:

    i think that lil hood should have tried out for rock of love instead of ray j since breet has no problems with hoes and lil hood is odviously one . ray you showed lots of class and took the high road but if i was you i would have kicked her in her skinny @&*)!_&#@^&$_(+ before she left. good luck i thought stacks was best for you.

  26. lakeysha ross says:

    i think u r so sexy and i have a question to ask u how old du you have to be: )xoxoxooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooo:)

  27. Maxine@)-;--- says:

    Only a stupid-hood chic would fight(period) and only chics who really want air-time would fight for that wannabe Favor-Fav! lol come on! really he’s not worth it! and I glad some of the girls has some brains not to fight for a loser who would get his @*_~!&@#%$~%(_& kicked if he ever step out in the real world. lol=) Plus he’s short! No realy girl would fight for a short BOY! or should I say lil’ brother type! lol

  28. Maxine@)-;--- says:

    Only a stupid-hood chic would fight(period) and only chics who really want air-time would fight for that wannabe Favor-Fav! lol come on! really he’s not worth it! and I glad some of the girls has some brains not to fight for a loser who would get his !~^$*#@~#^~@`!` kicked if he ever step out in the real world. lol=) Plus he’s short! No realy girl would fight for a short BOY! or should I say lil’ brother type! lol

  29. shardai says:

    i love your show

  30. yana says:

    i never even noticed ray j till this show n i think i kind of like him,n.e.way, he should choose danger cuz she seems like da girl for him,but he should send unique )__*&+@*~&~*%%~ home because to me she’s fake, she think she’s fine, n she wants a nigga to run up behind her. n ray j will be a stupid nigga to do dat, n ~$%&(~%^##&~(@+) tail is a on da lo freak he’ll c down da line…..

  31. yana says:

    i never even noticed ray j till this show n i think i kind of like him,n.e.way, he should choose danger cuz she seems like da girl for him,but he should send unique @+&#&&#^!#_*$`& home because to me she’s fake, she think she’s fine, n she wants a nigga to run up behind her. n ray j will be a stupid nigga to do dat, n )%!)_)**&(%~~&%` tail is a on da lo freak he’ll c down da line…..

  32. yana says:

    i never even noticed ray j till this show n i think i kind of like him,n.e.way, he should choose danger cuz she seems like da girl for him,but he should send unique !(%+_+`(@~+$^`~ home because to me she’s fake, she think she’s fine, n she wants a nigga to run up behind her. n ray j will be a stupid nigga to do dat, n $~*&+*(%@+!^%`%` tail is a on da lo freak he’ll c down da line…..

  33. Shonda says:

    Ithink Ray J should get Danger out of the house. She is a hoe who kiss and tell. Nobody think she haveing his baby at all.

  34. Aggie says:

    omgf I thing that fisty is gonna win becouse she is one of the 3 down and danger is gonnna coem out and sorry to disapaoint u danger lovers.

  35. missy says:

    i think all those stupit _+!($#*~@(_&$#%^* es are all fake exceppt for danger she lookes like the only real on out of all them snow bunnies i been watching this show from the begining and i think allot of those girls are all fake all of the but danger i no she is real i cauld tell from the begining

  36. missy says:

    and ray j im just telling you from my part you dont want a girl who is sneeky like the blond ugly black girl she will just play with your mind and hurt you but danger she may be angry allot and think about killing the girls in the house sometimes but i can tell she is real and if you let danger go your ~#(~^&+__~*#$(+ is burnt thats all i can tell you and if you do pick danger i think you guys would work out just fine there might be some ^*@#*@*$@+(*@^$* ed up days but she the best one the realest one out of all if you dont pick her all im telling you is that you are burnt

  37. TAMIA says:

    MADE THE RITE CHOCIE

  38. MICKEY says:

    TO ME I FEEL LIKE THE REASON WHY UNIQUE DIDNT WANT TO GET IN THE FIGHTING RING TO FIGHT IS BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT SHE WAS GOING TO GET HER BEHIND WHOOPED AND SO HOOD SHE WAS 1 OF THE FAKEST GIRLS IN THE HOUSE IF YOU ASK ME.

  39. You know says:

    yo that chick aint HOOD AT ALL. she comes from the suburbs and went to lake brantley high school in Longwood FL, just north of Orlando. CHICK IS A FRAUD. LEARN ABOUT IT

  40. baywater says:

    Ray j is to play in im a star episode of nite tales. I seen this episode on WGN. Did the location move?

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