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For The Love Of Ray J Recap - Episode 7 - Seven Things We Loved About This Week’s Show
Before we get to the things we loved, here’s one thing we hated:
We’ll never again get to watch Feisty do this on TV. Well, not till she’s cast on a spin-off, at least.
Leaping to the top of our list of things we loved about this week’s episode is…
- That Unique vs. Danger fight
Look, we’re not gonna say that Danger isn’t crazy. She’s said it herself explicitly and implicitly…
She’s even said it with her eyes.
But while she played it cool, Unique was the one who ended up looking crazed. Letting your trademark mane of hair swoop and flutter all around as you rant at someone else for being crazy isn’t the best way to make your case, you know?
Although, crazy or not, mad props to Unique for coming up with, “You climb trees at 4 a.m. You’re f***ing retarded.” That is a line for the ages. Between accusing Danger of being 40, potential arson and then getting mad at Ray when he didn’t rush to her side after the blow-up, Unique put on quite a show.
And to think it all stemmed from a sub-junior high conversation between Danger and Unique that basically went, “I don’t like you.” “I don’t like you either.” “I’m not here to make friends!” Like I said: we expect it from Danger, but it was an extremely eye-opening turn from Unique. To quote the oddly insightful Chardonnay on this matter: “Unique has this whole good-girl, churchy, oh-I-wear-stockings-with-all-my-skirts, like this whole little act. And it’s like, now you changing. You all ghetto and stuff. All, ‘Don’t do that! Don’t talk to me!” Of course, this just makes us like Unique more as a character. We didn’t know she had that kinda drama in her.
Continuing with a related thing we loved from this episode…
- This shot of Danger:
It’s so amazing, it needs to stand on its own as an item. This was her reaction to Unique accusing her of being the type to burn down Ray’s house. She looks more like the type to go on a killing spree over the course of a horror-film franchise. She seriously looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid possessed with the spirit of Chucky. Extremely well-played. I’m scared and I’m nowhere near her.
- Pancakes
When we heard this week’s challenge would involve children and pancakes, this scene from Cabin Fever immediately sprung to mind:
Thanks to Danger, it was something almost as bizarre.
You know that when she finally got her griddle together, as it were, and started burning the hell out of those pancakes…
…it was all a way of punishing everyone around her. A bid, perhaps, to knock out a competitor via asphyxiation?
You know Danger: always strategizing.
And how amazing was it that Feisty was made hostess since she works at Hooters? She must be an expert at dealing with churchgoers and children alike, then! And how amazing was the fact that the very act of making pancakes was initially daunting to most of these women?
It’s pretty great that a kid was able to sum up this whole ordeal in a sentence:
If you’re interested in recapping, kid, give us a shout!
- Ray’s competition!
“Do you want me to put you down?” asked Cocktail upon completing the challenge. “No,” said the child attached to her hip. If you’re interested in fronting an …Of Love show, kid, give us a shout!
- The return of Chardonnay
It’s been a while since we saw her do her thing. We didn’t realize how much we’d missed it.
- Feisty’s laugh
She’s kinda George W.-esque, but unlike him, we’re actually sad to see her go. Between the sexual sit-up, her left/right confusion, her love of alcohol…
…the fact that she spent much of this episode without pants on…
…her openness…
…just everything about this girl, we’re really gonna miss her.
See you soon (we hope), Feisty! Until then, have fun lying on the beach and being tropical!
- Danger’s last words on Unique
“She smells funny and she’s fat and mean.“
That’s just to remind you of the level of maturity that we’re dealing with. But that’s not a complaint: we wouldn’t want it any other way.
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March 25th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Mad props to Danger for holding her own against Unique crazy behind. She got nerve to call someone else crazy. Unique flipped the script right quick cuz she manipulated her homegirls off the show, and she can’t get to Danger. Danger is her biggest competition, and she in panic mode. Let go on ahead and make herself look crazy, again, in front of Ray. She can keep her stuff packed. And for those tryin Danger, the way she gets along with Unique, dones not mean she will be that way with Ray. They have a different kinda thing goin on that I find to be wonderful.
GO DANGER!!!!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:33 am
I like Ray J and really to be honest, I don’t think none of the girls left are good enough for him! I don’t think any of them have enough Class to spend the rest of their lives with him…he deserves so much more but if I haft to choose I would say Danger would be the one.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:49 am
All of them can suck my )#!+“&^$^*$*~&_ and lick my balls, but i woulnt _~!)^##@“$%#_)& em raw, tho, they aint baby moma material 4 me.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
ok here i go again, why does RAY J want unique? shes a nasty hateful person, she pure fake, she acts like she friends with the others, then they go home, and she talks trash on them, this girl, yes thats what she is is a little girl, any one of these girls would kick her butt on the streets,COCKTAIL, DANGER, CHARDONNAY, these are the realest in there, ~*^)_#_*&)%`&_“ TAIL, CHARDONNAY, these ladies have stayed the same, RAY J wake the heck up, is this a joke, are you going to hurt them down the road, it wouldn’t be good, ~*^)_#_*&)%`&_“ TAIL, CHARDONNAY, they don’t deserve any bad treatment, unique needs to go, just watch some of the videos, unique is wacked, open your eyes RAY J, DANGER you need to watch your back, unique is out for blood, unique is a #$%^&^%$#@, this is not what i really want to say, i would love to be in the same room with her, i wouldn’t back down what so ever, i don’t care who she is, she is wack, something is very wronge with her, her head is screwed on wronge, BEST OF LUCK ~*^)_#_*&)%`&_“ TAIL, CHARDONNAY, DANGER, DANGER i am worried you have dug your way into the ground, you have let wack head lead you down the wronge road, hey unique, hope like hell RAY J sees what you are, your all ugly inside and out, you need to go home and watch your self, i bet anything you won’t like who you are, if you don’t see anything wronge, then my point was made, YOUR WACK.
March 25th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
!(_@^@~`#*$_&#_$ TAIL, CHARDONNAY, DANGER, we wish you three all the best, my bet is on !(_@^@~`#*$_&#_$ TAIL, but i like the other two as well, CHARDONNAY, seems to be the most honest, but you never know, people are who they are, it will come out,
March 25th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Danger looks like a bottom feeder….I said from day 1 there’s something really raunchy and dirty looking about this girl and every week she starts looking more and more sluttish! She’s obviously got some psychological issues….any grown woman that walks up to another grown woman whose minding her business and starts talking about how much they hate her, obviously has nothing else better to do….see Unique is actually the best catch for Ray, she’s classy and presentable yet she can hold her own and get freaky when the time is right….she seems to have a good head on her shoulders and doesn’t seem to be interested in his money. Everybody is getting on her case because she strategizes and is successful bust isn’t that the reason they are there??? Who gives a damn If u like her? She’s not there for Danger or to please Danger she’s there for Ray so instead of hating and complaining try and get like her and maybe they will be successful as well….Unique is a beautiful woman with her own mind and agenda….everybody else that’s hollering oh I thought she was my friend blah blah….is apparently there on a vacation looking for friends….Unique wants to win and fortunately for her, she hasn’t had to compromise herself or her standards like some of the other girls to gain his affection. Danger thought Unique was a punk and that she wasn’t gonna nut up but she shocked that #_&$)&~!~__%~%) and went way left….lol don’t let the demeanor fool you danger aka )@!+*%(@@+_*#!^%(@
March 25th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
All them ~*^#*!)`&^)^**(#* es are wack!!! Except feisty sexy ~*+~&**%$$#+@@^ i would love to beep that ish!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I LOVE DANGER!!!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
LIZ YOURS SEXYY AS HELL! RAYJ COULDN’T KEEP UP WITH YOU BUT I KNOW I CAN
WHEN EVER YOU WANA GET IT POPPIN AND YOUR IN THE NY AREA COME FIND ME BABE WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME HAHA
March 30th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
hey yo danger i like dat fly tatoo on the side of your face and tell granny unique that she needs to were better clothes cuz she looks stupid with the same type of clothes on every day
March 30th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
People .. that ~@%$$@**$~`~*!*@` unique got to go!!! She’s crazy. She’s extremely fake, and sneaky
March 31st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I don’t think none them look as good as Kim Kardashian. None them can’t touch Kim. They should of let Ray pick the girls to be on his show. Who ever picked these girls had no taste at all.
April 1st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
i can’t believe ray kept #@$)^+@&@@%+)!%_ tail and let chardonnay go when she was the only one keeping it real. so basically, you’re saying that you’re really looking for a golddigger???
feisty kind of resembles britney spears in these pics above.
April 6th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I GIVE IT ALL 2 DANGER SHE’S DIFFERENT AN SHE KEEPS IT SOLID BY ALL MEANS HAHAHA….YEA SHE’S CRAZY IN HER OWN WAY BUT SHE’S KOO ))##(~(_(!@#&!+^ IN WITH UNIQUE OH WOULDNT BE SHE’S HELLA FONY SHE ACT LIKE SHE’S 2 GOT DAM GOOD TO ME SHE’S THE FAKEST YEA SHE’S PRETTY BUT LOOKS ISNT EVERYTHING HER PERSONALITY AN THE HOLE ^`~$*$@%#`(~~@+_ IS JUST A COVER UP 2 ME HONESTLY CHARDONNAY THAT WAS MY GURL ALSO SHE CAPT IT 100….SHE WAS REAL SOLID +%+*!#@(~+&%^~*^ TAIL SHE’S IIGHT BUT I DONT FEEL HER ALL LIKE THAT IM ROLLIN WITH DANGER SHE REALLY LOVES RAY…AN SHE LOOKS LIKE A RIDAH JUST THE TYPE A NIGGA NEEDS BY HIS SIDE AN THE FACT THAT RAY AN DANGER IS SO DIFFERENT I THINK THATS WHAT REALLY MAKE IT GOOD TO THEY CONNECT MORE THEN ANY OF THE OTHER WOMAN IN THE HOUSE..UNIQUE IS WACK!!!!
April 7th, 2009 at 12:36 am
i think danger is really cool,she might have her issues but who does’nt. i really hope danger keeps her cool and hopefully ray picks her
April 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Danger u are (!~`(#!)%$*`%%*^ en crazy
and ray J u should realize that danger is one day going to (!~`(#!)%$*`%%*^ en kill u she is crazy, insane, maybe even a criminal that should be put in prison
danger is so ugly she has no personality, no brain, and she really doesnt know how to keep it real
Ray J come on she had sex with one of ur friends who know she might even cheat on u with him one day
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April 14th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
ah ray you should pick danger dat gurl love you i like her she pretty
April 14th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Okay, I understand we all make mistakes, but some are more harshly looked upon than others. During the recap show, I overheard Ray J making a statement which included this non-existing word, “worser.” Hmmm… Why wasn’t that edited out? Not only do I blame Ray J for using it, but I also blame the editors for not catching it before this episode aired. Ray J needs to get it together, as does his video crew and show editors.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
ray j is so fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he is like so candy i will just lick him up
April 17th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
For my opinion Danger is the right girl for you Ray i dnt thinks shes crazy at all and if so its because crazy +`_$^)~((_(%!`~ girls like unique want to hate… Danger is the right girl for u so hopefully you made a good choice and as for unique u should of kicked her sneaky hatin *@$$* off along time ago i rather for u to kept the drunky girl instead! Big up’s to you danger and hopefully i see you 2 together in the future just keep being your self and dnt worry bout the hatahs cuz they every where LOL Love ya
April 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
first ov all i fee like day had sum hoes on diz show to start off with n day u knt turn no hoe n to a house wife n day say day was n love with him from da start wen da neva new u but wen u do decide to pick i hope u pick danger cause dat gurl has been thro alot durin dis show n shednt neva give up no matter what dem fack !(&!_+%~(%_++)) hoes (unique)put her thro n dats y danger deserves it because i think she thea realist no matter what… I also think chardona how ever u spell her name is 2
April 19th, 2009 at 12:36 am
i think he should pick danger because from watchin the show danger was the only real one and uniqe was wrong she was a lie nd i dont think she love you but im forsure danger love you you should pick danger cause yall belone wit each other to me every time yall are together yall are happy so pick danger youno you love her RAYJ go wit danger
April 27th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
At least RayJ picked the right girl, unlike Bret Michaels, whose hormones led him to choose a slut over a quality lady. “Cocktail” is smart, beautiful, loving, fantastic. BTW, it took a crazy like “Danger” to shake up a very smart, very classy “Unique”. Feisty will always be my sexual fantasy.
The rest of the women were throw-aways. Congrats, RayJ!!