Sharrod Small explains why rich girls like Paris don’t work for anything, even between the sheets. Andrea Rosen recounts how the Minnesota Vikings booze cruise turned into an X-Rated Love Boat. And Jennie Slate cuts to the chase, describing Charlie Sheen‘s penis. Evidently, after 5000 alleged lovers, it’s as beveled as a piece of sea glass. Who knew?
Our 40 Naughtiest Celebrity Scandals show premieres on April 9 at 9 pm ET.