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For The Love Of Ray J Recap - Episode 9 - Seven Things We Loved About This Week’s Show
Ha! How’s this for sobering?
Mama Norwood: the realest thing on reality TV, y/y?
So yeah, the first thing we loved about this week’s episode, as you can see above, was the reaction of Ray’s mom to this situation. What could have seemed like over-protective parenting just came off as an unwillingness to swallow any of this TV crap.
“It only takes me 30 seconds to look at a person and determine if that person is gonna be good for my son or my daughter.” It only takes one to instill the fear of God in them! And you get the feeling that her disdain for all the women in the running for Ray’s heart isn’t to set up a hypothetical second season or anything!
The next thing we loved about this episode was…
- Danger’s opening freakout
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s instability!
It’s always about the eyes in these matters. And the words: she told Ray that he’s been “here” “this much”…
…which is, obviously, a bizarre comparison. But then, the reveal of her true ire was even more confusing: “Where were you at earlier when I was on the f***in’ lie-detector test? Where were you at? Right there…But you weren’t right here, you were right there.” What does that mean, you ask? Here, I’ll translate: “PAY ATTENTION TO ME.” I think Ray said it best with:
- Grandma
Though similarly dissapproving, her style is a little more mournful than Mama Norwood’s:
Seriously, this woman is magical.
Love that she was soooo unimpressed with Danger…
Nobody can jaw-jank her. I don’t even really know what that means, but it sounds bad and so I ask: who would ever want to?
- Ray’s friends
First of all, I love that everyone who’s ever had a show on VH1 is friends with Warren G. I think it’s a requirement. It’s how stuff gets greenlit. There should be a Six Degrees of Warren G game for VH1 programming, except it would be One Degree of Warren G because everyone knows him!
To use Cocktail’s words: “I mean, it’s Tom Green. Really?”
And finally:
These people are awesome. They were so not into listening to Unique talk about crafts. This episode should have been titled Elements of Disdain.
- Danger’s homie-smashing
That look on her face is exactly how I felt inside during her big reveal. One question, though: who the f*** is Lo? Do you think he knows Larry?
- Danger’s concluding freakout
She pitched a fit and demanded to be taken to the hospital when she found out that Ray had planned to meet her parents. That the episode ended on an open note (no elimination!) just goes to show that this woman is a living, breathing, hyperventilating “To be continued…” notice. Seriously, no matter what you think of her as a person, as a TV character, Danger has the ability to bring the drama like few can. What a find!
- Cocktail’s reaction to Danger’s concluding freakout
I don’t think anyone threw any water on her, so she’s probably good. But really: HA! I have to remember to use “What the f*** is your problem besides being psycho” one day SOON.
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April 14th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
I don’t usually watch this type of show, but I think RayJ is so fine. The bvious choice for RayJ is &_~`@%*@))^`#%*~ tail.
Danger is tooo unstable, Unique is to phony.
April 14th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
danger smashed the homies song should be a hit song by tom green make a music video staring danger
April 15th, 2009 at 11:12 am
who did ray end up with
April 15th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I’m still trying to figure out why Ray J (and more importantly VH1) thinks he’s so famous. That mug hangs out with Tom Green! He can’t be THAT famous.
April 15th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Come on everyone, you know Ray is not thinking about none of these females(a term used losely)He is just trying to see how far these female will go… So Danger can be crazy, but real… Fact is she “SMASHED THE HOMIES” Who in their right mind could stop thinking about your girl who”SMASHED THE HOMIES”? and )%+(@(^+$`)(#^`% tail..eww…moving on….She is missing something, a uneasy feeling is within her presence over the T.V. Man! she is powerful!
Unique is a typical arterial motive having hoe. Trying to play wholesome. Wholesome does not need to be define or spoken upon,( she explained she was wholesome to everyone she met) Wholesomeness is just ^_`+@&&`#^_@)`) umed with the impression.
Ray is not ready to settle down. He is doin a little of him (and Whitney)
However he too has a jaded past so he should not have the pick of a quaility girl. She would be settling. It would be because he has money. Dont get me wrong Ray is fine…But his past is…Whitney,LiL Kim,and Kim K for starters those three are freaks in their own way!
I love Lil Kim (sorry, but it is wat it is)
So let’s get on to “I love Ray J 2″ Already these girls are spent!
April 16th, 2009 at 2:47 am
I THINK THAT RAY J WAS REALLY FEELING DANGER ..AND I THINK THEY WOULD HAVE MADE A GOOD COUPLE AND THAT SHE PROLLY WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT KEPT IT REAL WITH HIM..EVEN KNOW SHE HAD THOUGHTS ABOUT KILLING UNIQUE
April 16th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I think RayJ should go with Danger she might be diffrent but she is cool!!!!
April 16th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
man i really liked DANGER: she tha kutest !$`^*)#&$@_+(%($! up in datt house butt i’m really starting to think that she is a krazzie b**** and datt otha gurl UNIQUE:i can’t stand datt GURL!! i think that she a hater cuzz if i was DANGER i would have been chewed that girl up and spit her &&#(`^!#@#+!(!_ right out if you know wat i mean l.o.lz tha gurl just too much on that one episode whenn her and DANGER got into it that gurl was actin like it was her show talkin bout”RAY &&#(`^!#@#+!(!_ WAS SAPPOSED TO BEEN CAME IN HERE AND SEE WAT WAS WRONG WIT ME’ and then gone say this when he came in there’MAN JUST GO IT TOOK YOU WAY TO LONG TO *!!!)*$(&$%#@$% IN HERE TO CHECK ON ME’ like that her show man i would have booed her off right away
and let me tell you about COOKTAIL:i think she pretty and all but she way too sneaky she will be tha type to cheat on him if he was on tour or sum (^^#`*^&@%~^+^&@ LUV YALL
April 17th, 2009 at 2:22 am
DANGER IS A REALLY UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL AND TO LOVE HER IS TO UNDERSTAND HER TO UNDERSTAND HER IS TO KNOW HER!
April 18th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
ray-j will end up picking #!_#@__^&^@+%_(+ tail(golddigger) they will be together at the reunion show but after that ray-j will be coming out with for the love of ray-j pt. 2.
April 18th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
i really want to know if danger got pregant from rayj and is it his child and i want ray to answer dis qustion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
April 19th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
TOM GREEN REALITY SHOW!!!!
VH1 make it happen. Tom Green needs love too.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
omg danger gets on mi nevers unique is a cry baby n coaktail is a _%(!~`)~*+~^~$&@ ing golddigger wat the _%(!~`)~*+~^~$&@ was ray j thinken????????????
April 20th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
unique is the nice one 4 ray j
April 20th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
i hope mr ray knows how blessed he is to have a wonderfull family that looks out for his best intrest.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:55 pm
i say that RAYJ should choose Danger because i think that unique is her just to be on tv and %+&#^^@**)&*~+!^ tail is her because she needs a man to complete her so i think danger is f.@#%$& hot and she neddds to end up with rayj
April 21st, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Just wanted to say congratulation on finding love but do you think it will work?
Always listen to your mom she’s not going to tell you nothing wrong.
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 pm
i think he should of been widd chardannay from the start but in the end i rather &&&+*`^++_!^@)(^ tail b widd ray then unquie i hate her shes soooooo fake ray dnt need dat plus &&&+*`^++_!^@)(^ tail nd rayj look kute 2gethea
April 27th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
hey ray jthis tinamarie and i think tha show was really hot but most of all i think u shouldnt have pick nobody b-cus thy were all full of @)#(^%(#*+^++(+# and liars but *~!+^$^$`+~(~_** tail was one that was being real but at the same time she needs hlp with her emotions but i think u need mre frm a female thn tha femals that came on tha show
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
coactail is fine she is so sexy rayj u got u a real good girl she is hella fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee who ever thinks she isnt they must be on crack espically when she in that shower dang i wish i was in their congrates ray seeya
November 2nd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
i can’t believe that she is really pregant but like i say ray j you the father step up and be a man and handle your responsbility boo
November 14th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
hey ray u sexy and i waana tell u dat u should keep doin ur show cuz its the best show eva but wen da camera on u den i cant keep my eyes off u sexy and i like ur song aint gon tie me down u da sexist one on dere dats a fact and u have the sexiest voice n da world so bye and ill be draemin bout u and me dont worry im sexy 2 some da well meet and have a time 2gether bye sssseeeeeexxxyyyyy!
December 13th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
ray j needs to go out a find him self a real woman not do a compition for love that is so stupid. most of the girls in the compition are their for money. jarwa was the real girl and i respect her she was the best
December 22nd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
why did you sleep with here she won`t your money for th baby if it your~s………………