The Celebreality Interview – Angelique

We’ve interviewed Frenchie so many times, and shot so many videos with her that she should be a guest blogger at this point. But then, who would write the subtitles? Below is our latest chat with everyone’s favorite French streeper, regarding her time on I Love Money 2. As usual, we’ve kept it as [sic] as possible so as to preserve this woman’s linguistic hilarity.

How was your time on I Love Money?

I had so much fun. It was real nice. I also make, like, some friends from show, so that’s real good.

Oh yeah, who?

Untertainer and Becky, the most. A little bit Eet.

Do you think It is cute?

No. Not at tall. He’s real not my type of guy. I had black boyfriend before, so don’t get me wrong, but is not cute at all to my style. Tyson Beckford is hot. I wanna f*** him.

You always tell me how selective you are, and yet I hear you say all the time, “I wanna f*** him. I wanna f*** him. I wanna f*** him.”

Yeah, but those are selective people. Tyson Beckford hello? Who doesn’t want to f*** him?

I’m just saying that for as picky you say you are, I hear you talking about wanting to f*** people a lot.

Yeah, because I never f*** nobody! That’s why I’m like this! So I talk about it forever ’cause I’m not getting it. You know what I mean? On Charm School I didn’t want to f*** nobody! I wanted to f*** Bret Michaels and I wanted to f*** 20 on this show.

What about the guy in Vegas you wanted to f*** when you left I Love Money?

I said that? Well, maybe ’cause I didn’t use my vibro for a month, but I didn’t f*** nobody when I went back home.

You were really endearing when Ice went to you with the idea to eliminate Tailor Made. You simply said, “But he save me.” You were so pure of heart.

Yeah, I know. Even though he sent my lion home, he save me.

Isn’t it funny now that “lion” means “alliance?”

I didn’t even know. I thought it was lion. Ze animal! That’s why I said “lion” and then somebody said, “No! A-lion.” I was like, “Oh, a-lion!”

You got to the point when you wanted to quit.

I did. I was pissed.

Mostly at Prancer, right?

Karma is a beach und I’m like, if I quit, this beach gonna win. If I don’t quit, I’m a very good person, I have really good karma. I swear, everybody who crosses me gets bit in the ass really, very bad. I’m like, I’m not gonna quit so this beach is gonna lose!

If someone does you wrong, they suffer?

Oh yeah. I’m a very good person and I’m very nice, but if you f*** me up, I can be the worst of the beach. Und anybody who would try to hurt me or hurt me ’cause I trust them get, like, really bad stuff happening to them.

If doing you wrong makes others suffer, doesn’t that make you the center of the cosmic universe?

Yeah, because I’m very positive person, I have a ton of positive energy. If you try to f*** up my positive energy, it’s gonna go back negative 100 time more.

What do you think of It voting you and Saaphyri in the box?

Eet never really been in my lion, but I was very surprised he went for Saaphyri. It was like, “What are you doing? You guys are together or whatever.” I wasn’t too surprised he vote for me. I knew I couldn’t trust him. He was on both side all way. All way of the game. I try to tell to Untertainer and all that a couple of time, but they will not really pay attention to it.

What do you think about 20 Pack?

I’m over it. He was like a crush show. Is that how you say?

A show-crush?

Right. To be honest with you, he was only guy I was attracted to. I wouldn’t have nobody else to play with anyway. But I am over him. I’m seeing somebody I really like in Vegas and I just want to f*** him right now.

You don’t carry any resentment over the not-so-nice stuff he said about kissing you?

That was edited. First of all, we slept in same bed a couple times. They didn’t show that on TV. Couple of times we kissed and they didn’t show it on TV. He kissed me because we were doing this game, True or Dare. I dare him to kiss me und he uctually kiss me.

So what do you think about being rejected by him?

Either he’s gay or his d*** is really small so he has no confidence. That’s why he don’t wanna f*** me. I think his d*** is small, because I din really feel anything when I was on top of him anyway. I’m better off with my vibro.

Any regrets on not playing the game dirtier?

No, I have no regrets. I was being me 100 percent of the time. I’m very loyal. I don’t care about the money. I was a lot of money, but you have to understand that I’m a streeper. I’m around tousand of dollar every day, especially in Vegas. I have guy who offer me $10-, $20-, $30 thousand dollar to sleep with him and I turn him down. I’m not gonna change myself for money. Once again, I believe in karma. I think if you win this game or you make money by the wrong way, maybe the following day, you have a car accident or somebody you love die. I really think karma is right there in the corner if you do something wrong.

You formed a strong bond with Becky Buckwild. What was it about her that you related to?

I love Becky! She’s very spontanyous like me und eempulsive. She doesn’t care either. She’s just being herself.

It’s crazy to think that you’ve always been such a presence, but you’ve never lasted more than three episodes on a show. I Love Money 2 corrected that.

Yes. This was my breakout show, and I’m very happy ’cause I’m in every episode except the last one. And the only reason I left and lost is because I got confused on stupid mini stuff. That’s really stupid, though. You know? But yeah, I’m super happy. This was the most fun. Get friend from it. Exposure. But you know what’s funny? I still get people coming up, talking about, “Oh my god, you are Angelique from the Rock of Love.” They won’t even talk about the I Love Money! I’ve been hanging out with Ashley [of Rock of Love Bus] and Matsuflex [of Tool Academy] and everybody in Vegas and everybody come up to me the most.

Do you think more reality TV is in your future?

Yes. I hope so. I have to. Absolutely. I’m gonna be back, beaches. Trust me.

Keep up with Angelique via her MySpace and VH1.com profile. And check out her bikini line (as in line of bikinis, not pubic hair) at Strings Las Vegas.

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