I Love Money 2 Brief-Cap – Finale – Myammee, Over The Moon

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So by now, you know that Myammee won I Love Money 2 (unless you’re really slow, in which case: keep reachin’ for that remote!). And the thing about reality shows is once they’re over, they’re really over. I barely remember the season. Is a Paymaster like a Thighmaster? How does one exactly become a thang thang? And what is this “money” thing people talk about so often, anyway? Whatever the answers are, I just hope that the lions are resting peacefully on a sanctuary somewhere.

The point is that at this juncture, a blow-by-blow recap doesn’t seem prudent. So instead, please accept the collection of images, observations and gifs of It doing weird crap below.

First, let’s stretch out:

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Ahem. Tailor Made’s sit-and-scoot method of getting across the beam of the penultimate challenge?

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Completely reminiscent of a dog with worms. It reminded me of the time that Peyton fretted over Lily’s possible worms backstage at the Rock of Love 2 reunion. Maybe that’s just me, though.

Saaphyri voiding her own check?

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Gangsta. Saaphyri voiding her own check because she “never got to void anythin’”? Confusing. Saaphyri’s repeated use of the word “spooky” to describe this finale situation? Priceless. Without her around, I wonder who’s gonna give me stuff to quote and confuse non-VH1 watchers with.

During the mid-episode elimination ceremony, It’s hanging his head like a naughty little doggie as Myammee was telling him that he can’t see, jump, run or “do nothin’” made me legitimately sad:

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I was less sad about Prancer’s elimination since she’s She-Ra, apparently, and I’m sure she’ll do fine hurdling aliens and wrestling alligators and gliding in the face of contusions and all the other things she can apparently do since she’s “the strongest.”

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She has the power, and yet, it left her without a spot in the Final 3. It’d be ironic if this whole game weren’t predicated on explaining to other people how weak you are. Ah, Prancer. You’re just too Herculean for this world.

Preparation for the final challenge amounted to…

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…squatting. Lots of squatting.

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In the car on the way to the final challenge, a shocking revelation:

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It lied about needing the $250,000 to help his dying grandfather. That story never made sense to me (I mean, he was dying — what’s there to help?) but I love that Tailor Made referenced as It’s most sincere moment. What was that thing about playing a sucker to catch a sucker again?

The final challenge was, of course, as self-referential as you’d expect from this show.

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One new addition, though, was an encounter with alligators that turned out to be rocks…

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…Myammee pleading to the powers that be to, “Come get me!” makes you wonder how she won, in retrospect.

For posterity, here were the final questions and her eventually correct answers:

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But more importantly, here are those porno ice-melting moves:

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Even It’s looked unconsciously obscene:

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What a weirdo, you know? But then again, of course he is:

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In the end, Myammee accepted victory with an Extreme Makeover: Home Edition level of gratitude…

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…Tailor Made looked legitmately bummed to concede defeat, and It never even made it to the end, since he became invested in the grilled shrimp and beer being sold near the ice sub-challenge:

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He had the girl place his order on the block of ice, and it promptly slid off.

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All together now:

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It’s been real, people.

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  1. Crissy says:

    Tailor Made licking that ice never looked so nice :)

  2. SHONTERIA says:

    #@`($((`&@_%$&_*% YO UGLY BEYONCE FAKE WANNA SOULD OF NEVER WON

  3. Danger says:

    Congrats to Myammee. _*“~)%&+&^#^((* all dem haters!!!!

    Shonteria is proberbly a fat ugly $%`+$$&^(_+%!^% whale looking !^)(@^&~&++^_~(“ who is jealous of Myammee!!!
    You cud say what the _*“~)%&+&^#^((* u want to say about Myammee…at least she has $250,000!
    LMAo!

  4. SHAUNA says:

    IT IS A REAL IDIOT.HE CANT SEE HE CANT RUN HE IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.WHAT THE #@$@$%#% IS HE TALKING ABOUT BLACK POWERS.EARTH TO IDIOT YOUR NOT SUPER MAN.ASS HOLE PLEASE GO AND GET A LIFE BECAUSE YOUR NOT THAT GOOD TO BE IN A COMPETITION AND THAT GRANDFATHER JOKE OF YOURS WAS THE MOST STUPID THING OF THE CENTURY U +#&!$+$^!^_^`%% HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  5. Noree919 says:

    I’m so happyyyyyyyyyyy myammee won the 250grand,shonteria stop hating on a !_(#!)*~%~$)@!%(( dough,u gotta be busted & broke 2 say some flyyyy azz sh*t like dat.Myammee f**k whata hater
    think enjoy ya bread mama……………

  6. SHAUNA says:

    YOU GO GIRL. BY THE WAY GREAT HAIR.YOU WERE THE BEST BY FAR

  7. thaman says:

    It should have his own show. period.

  8. brenda penn says:

    mia may God bless u.

  9. John says:

    I was in your corner the WHOLE TIME!!! I am SOOO glad that you won….and when you rubbed your body on that block of ICE!!!…………..I NEARLY MELTED!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!

  10. Laura says:

    rich, you forgot my two favorite parts from this episode! tailor made literally thrusting into his block of ice (i was strangely attracted to him) and the part where It interviews that he’s really tricked everyone this whole time.. i got chills!

  11. JoAnna says:

    That GIF of Tailor Made…DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! :D

  12. kylie says:

    You should not have won. You are stupid. When you won the scream contst at one point of time you weret scereming Ice should of one.

  13. Drew says:

    Rich, I’m sorry, but you got lazy. I wanted a full-blown recap. :’( Whatever, what I LOVE the most are you reunion recaps, they are ALWAYS spectacular, so can’t wait. ;)

    MYAMMEE! My favorite from the beginning, congrats! And Tailor Made! My second favorite from the beginning, got second! What a wonderful ending…Myammee I would love to see you open those beauty parlors and that weave patent, we all know your weaves are a gazillion times better than Saaphyri’s trashy “Indian” pieces. Please. Myammee you are amazing. :)

  14. Tracy says:

    is feeling as though “It” from I love money, needs his own show on VH1…If its a dating show it should be called Gotta Have “It”, and if its a reality show its gotta be called Can you Handle “It”

  15. Mike says:

    IT definitely needs his own show!!!!!! He made the show!!!

  16. 1st Lady says:

    Yes I agree with Tracy and the name $@($$__#+*$_~~@ le and everyone else IT needs his own show he is mad funny. I wouldn’t miss an episode.

  17. annette says:

    Please get it his own show. He needs to find love. Hard working people like myself need some good tv to come home to. i holla!!!!!!

  18. symone says:

    it is like the dumbest person ever but he is too funny…

  19. vanessa says:

    Ugh. I’ve been skunked. I was so excited to watch It win this.

  20. Char says:

    If you watch as Tailor Made is coming off the water he is taking off his vest, and then he has to run up the stairs. But then as he is hugging Myammee he has the vest on. Is it staged or what? Something is wrong here!

  21. Andrea says:

    I wasn’t a big Myamee fan but I am so glad anyone but tailor made won…..I was really pullin for It…He So crazy! LOL……Saaphari already won charm school so I’m wonderin y she was even a member. But Props to Myamee for woopin tailor mades )%+~)!+~+!!^&$( U Go Girl!

  22. LEGALLYBLONDE39 says:

    Hey VH1—-remember when you would have had 750 posts by now? Even the dead heads here want some better quality shows….you need some new ideas instead of just recycling what you are doing now.

    I stopped watching, but still like to read the blogs, Rich is a very talented writer

  23. realtalk says:

    ******the hell with all of that ! i love vh1 as of late for all there corky shows! if you dont read anything vh1 read this! u want a show for us black folks to watch cause we seem to be your target market ! listen carefully give mike tyson his own reality show ! woooooow, it would be the highest rated show period! trust me! give me my props ! ya dig ! for the record i love money too…can i have a chance to win add some lucky viewers to make it interesting. after that i want my production job ! :)

  24. alishalee says:

    UP ALL NITE AIRS TONITE @ 1:07AM ON CHANNEL 10.THE HOTTEST ENTERTAINMENT, INTERVIEWING LIL WAYNE AND KARI HILSON DONT MISS IT!!!!!!

  25. ms.divalicious says:

    wtf myammee won the 250thousand? i would rather IT won so that fool could but a clue! lol he needs it more than anybody!

  26. Essie Rerun Berry says:

    To whom it may concern,I feel like the right person won, you go Myammee.(spititout1@yahoo.com) Essie Rerun Berry

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  28. Shastyl says:

    I love that myamee, safari, prancer, IT, and tailor made was the final five. I would have loved for IT to have really been smarter than he portrayed but…I guess not! A mandingo but just funny to watch. I love Safari. I would love to see her in other shows like this. Myamee is sexy and I want your body! Played the game well boo. Tailor Made don’t stop being on tv. You can make a lot of money just being a reality weisel. I love you Tailor Made and your personality. Look forward to seeing yall again for I love Money 3!

  29. Ashley says:

    I don’t think that she should have won the money but I think out of everyone she was the best. I love Saaphyri but she already won a bunch of money how much more are they going to give you. Then wtf why does Myamme wear lingerie in the afternoon at lunch?…and at the eliminations?…shes pretty but leave something for the imagination. And to Tailor Made I love you baby come marry me…lol….

  30. MAMA says:

    I knew she was gonna win im glad she did

  31. Vinny says:

    I would have loved Sapphyri to win or Frenchie but I’m still happy Myammee won cause she’s cool too and hottt except that whole she could murder Sapphyri thing…not cool.
    I hope they have I love money 3! I can’t wait!

  32. Remmeey says:

    yeah there were a few parts in the show where it seemed like myammee was full of herself…..and she did her share of backstabbing…at the same time she showed she had some heart too. She is an interesting person. She seems like she knows how to get what she wants….she has her own brand of persuasion. But I like her because she is not like the other girls…..but just as competitive and down to earth at the same time. She reminds me of Lisa Raye a little bit. :) Most definitely love the down south accent. she a cool girl…I wouldn’t mind seeing more of her in the future! Hope so!

  33. BonishkaRai says:

    damn it’s true. myammee has a serious case of nasty eczema. what’s scary is that she thinks everyone’s jealous of her. she got to be kidding herself.

  34. DemonDevin13 says:

    Yea she thinks she’s hot but she looks like a monkey sort of!

  35. DemonDevin13 says:

    Yea she thinks she is hot but she looks like a monkey sort of!

  36. peaches38 says:

    Will there be an interview from the show “I Love Money” winner? We would love to here what happened to Myamee

  37. Precious says:

    Myammee, Congrtas Ma’
    I just wanted to know whats da name of the hair that you’re wearin. not d a pony tail the full head hair. Thanks Ma’ and Congrats on da $

  38. kit says:

    I think that tailor made and miami should hook up. watching the shows and reunion shows a lot of chemistry between them. i think it would be a great balance.

  39. amos says:

    myammee you are fine as hell

  40. king steve says:

    I’m glad you won baby! I think you were smart and used all your ~(`+%$!`(_)#*(^ ets to win!!! be blessed! and I would luv to enjoy a day with you!!!

  41. GONZALO MARTINEZ says:

    MYAMME RUBING HER BIG N SEXY BOOBS ON ICE THE IS HOT!!!!!! OMG I WOULD SO MYAMME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. michelle says:

    my dog myammee won dats my dog hehe l.o.l l.g.g.e lets go get em