Charm School Recap - Episode 2 - Snapping Bubbles
Of all the ridiculous things to happen in this series of ridiculous things, one moment shines just slightly brighter than the rest:
But there’s much, much more where that came from. Believe it!
SPOILER ALERT!
Good morning!
We’re still early enough in this go ’round of Charm School that it’s OK for the girls to act as recklessly as possible. This is essentially the morning of our semester. Forget what I said in my Daisy of Love recap this week: the best part of waking up is not penis in your cup; it’s bitching in your brew.
Not that you could sleep if you wanted to, for you see:
…the screaming match would prevent that. In footage that seems to have happened when the girls moved into the house (they’re all wearing their pre-uniform outfits), So Hood and Bubbles bicker about rooming together. Well, it’s more like Bubbles exists and So Hood rants at her. Things escalate to the point of So Hood saying, “Shut the f*** up talkin’ to me!” Bay Bay Bay hears this from what seems to be another room, says “Uh oh,” jumps up…
…and proceeds to snap into a Slim Jim (Heather Chadwellâ„¢).
Hilariously, Farrah can be spotted in the background finding this, well, hilarious.
Bay Bay Bay essentially backs Bubbles against the wall…
…and soon, there forms a line of girls screaming at Bubbles.
It’s unclear what Bubbles did to drum up such ire. It couldn’t have been worse than a bit of soft shoe or the Cabbage Patch or perhaps rhapsodizing dolphins. But then you know one of the girls would have been like, “I’m not here to make animal friends, be they surf or turf!” Whatever. The point is that even with editing being as confusing as it is in this case, it’s really hard to believe that the girls’ reaction isn’t 10,000 times beyond what Bubbles’ perceived indiscretion called for.
Great question, Brittanya. I’m watching this show and even I couldn’t tell you.
It kind of cools off after Risky announces, “With these three right here, you not gon’ win!”
It’s not right, nor is it OK, but at least it’s over.
It’s almost time for the day’s lesson, but first a mimosa.
I’m so impressed that she chose an appropriate beverage for morning instead of just pounding tequila like you know she wants to. Such a lady, this one!
Today’s commandment is:
The girls convene in the classroom…room, where Lala introduces them to:
Today, they’re focusing on social responsibility.
Social responsibility comes in many forms. Curious wording aside, Bubbles gives a relatively salient lesson in global warming. Not that Ashley cares — she is bored and will continue using aerosol hairspray, anyway. Far be it from anyone to cut her off from the diversion that aerosol provides, ozone be damned. Having a hole on the floor as her toilet while growing up in Brazil traumatized Marcia. That’s fair. Bubbles thinks that poverty isn’t necessarily condemnation to an unhappy existence — she knows people who eat only what they grow and take baths in rivers and “they could be the happiest people.” And I could be a clown with balloons as my man hooters, but I’m not. Just saying. Brittaney Starr once took a stand regarding women’s voting, and look at what a great president we have! I like to think that Brittaney Starr likes to think that she had a major part in Obama’s election.
So that’s the lesson, basically. What I’m taking away from it is that each of these girls is stranger than the last. They’re told to report to their lockers to find their materials for the day. Once up there, they find jumpsuits.
They’re not all this flattering, though. So Hood is just so pretty. Anyway, there are three different colored jumpsuits spread (not so) randomly across the lockers. This effectively splits the girls into three teams of four. On the Green Team is Bay Bay Bay, Farrah, Bubbles and Natasha. On Blue is Risky, Brittanya, Ki Ki and Marcia. Pink is So Hood, Ashley, K.O., and Brittaney Starr.
The girls board the bus, where So Hood takes the opportunity to make a joke about requesting, “Do not resuscitate” if Bubbles were her doctor. Not to further Bubbles’ ridicule, but a more biting joke would have been that if Bubbles were her doctor, she wouldn’t even need to make such a request. Sorry, it’s just that convoluted nastiness is kind of a pet peeve of mine.
They arrive at the site of their challenge, and here’s what they’re faced with:
Sitting amongst the trash are…
…Ricki Lakey, Lala and…
This challenge, plain and simple, is an L.A. River cleanup. The team who does the best per Ricki Lake’s sense (i.e. subjectively) wins and gets put on the Dean’s List. The girls have 15 minutes. And go!
Risky interviews that her strategy is to get lawn chairs, car doors and “all kinds of big things.” I like how she thinks! Ashley, meanwhile, meanders and tries her best to look busy without actually doing anything. She interviews that picking up garbage is worse than giving a lap dance to a fat man. For its striking imagery and its ripped-from-real-life nature, I give this metaphor two nips up! While Ashley complains about the smell, her partner in blondeness, Farrah, steps it up and puts more effort into this challenge than anyone ever would have predicted.
As it winds down, many of the Real Chance girls can be heard complaining about their hair and nails getting messed up. Someone (I think Bay Bay Bay) says, “I think I smell like piss.” That seems like something you’d want to be sure about. And look, regarding this complaining, I’m positive that concern about such issues aren’t just confined to this group. It’s not like there was something in Real and/or Chance’s saliva that made them more sensitive to aesthetic disarray. It’s clear that no matter what the end result looks like, such matters are important in the Rock of Love girls’ lives as well. It’s just that the Real Chance girls are the girls that we hear complaining at this time.
The trash is collected and in the bins:
It looks like a draw, but it turns out that the Green Team are named winners:
And if you’ve tuned in to watch gracious defeat, you’ve come to the wrong network:
Those last words come from Marcia, who interviews that she’s happy with her accomplishments, but “the Real Chance of Girls are complaining about it!” Real Chance of Girls. Now that is the transsexual dating show that I want to see. There’s a lot you could do with that title — I’d take whatever interpretation.
On the bus, Ki Ki complains about pulling out the braids underneath her weave as a result of this challenge. Real girls on real issues, that’s why this show is awesome. K.O., seemingly snitches that Marcia wondered aloud why everyone was complaining. Marcia jumps in and explains that they were there for a reason…
Ki Ki flies into a conniption that is confusing and loud, not to mention amazing. In other words, Ki Ki opens her mouth and the usual comes out.
And if you think she’s getting tired, well, she’s just waking up.
At home by the pool, Bubbles is vexed about being such a target.
With tears in her voice, she says that the Real Chance girls really hurt her with all their comments regarding her intelligence.
Bay Bay Bay does what looks like very arduous interpretive dance in Bubbles’ face and calls her “passive aggressive.” Bay Bay Bay thinks anything that doesn’t involve aggressive jumping jacks and mouth foam is “passive.” Ki Ki interviews that Bubbles’ self-defense annoyed her. Of course it did.
So now Ki Ki’s in there, screaming in Bubbles’ face things like, “You ain’t gon’ out-talk me, bitch. I got a big-ass mouth. My s***’s surround-sound in this motherf***er.”
Well, at least she’s aware of it.
Meanwhile, Marcia has her hair in spikes for no good reason. And you can’t even blame it on tequila, because it seems that she put her hair in spikes to prepare for it, not as a result of it.
At some point, she spills some and then so as not to waste it, rubs it in her leg:
It’s like Leaving Las Vegas, but less hilarious.
Then outside, something kind of terrible happens. Marcia and Farrah sit around a table and So Hood walks by. Marcia calls out to her by saying…
She doesn’t mean it as an insult. I don’t even think she means it as a reference to the place(s) SoHo, because I’m willing to be that Marcia has no idea what that is. So Hood is not in the mood to be called a ho, and so she responds…
Marcia’s excuse is, “I’m bad with names!” She should cut the crap and say, “I’m bad with people!” She continues her bickering with So Hood from across the pool…
…and then from the balcony…
If you haven’t seen this episode, I’m sure you can still imagine how Shakespearean the whole setting is. Wasn’t it William S., himself who first uttered the words said by Marcia as she stumbles into the house: “Why everybody so for real dude?” Yes, indeed. I think it was.
Not to be outdone in the realm of bitchiness, Ashley interviews about what fun it is to tease Brittaney Starr, the craziest person she’s ever met. And as a stripper in Vegas, I get the feeling that Ashley’s brushed up on her share of crazies. Farrah and Ashley laugh about this, and she suggests they both go punch Brittaney in the ass. A cheek for each fist, just like grandma used to do!
We see footage of Brittaney entering the bathroom with some…contraption.
The extras suggest that this is an enema. I cannot confirm either way, I’m happy to report.
Ashley and Farrah mess with B.S. for a while…
And then they notice that there is a lock on the outside of the bathroom door. There it is, just sitting there, waiting to oppress someone. And who are Ashley and Farrah to pass up an opportunity? They lock her in and wait for her to freak out.
It doesn’t take long. Brittaney kicks on the door and pleads to be let out. She gets to the point of begging to be slipped a magazine under the door. Whoa, submission. That’s pathetic enough to really make me feel for her.
Ashley and Farrah continue to torment her, at one point, sliding a hot dog under the door…
The hot dog becomes somewhat skinned by the door in the process, making it even more disgusting than I ever thought a hot dog could be. These girls are so full of surprises! And here’s another one:
Well, excuse me!
Just kidding. It’s a fire extinguisher that Brit has sprayed to…I don’t know why. Because it would be dramatic is always a good default explanation for any of these girls’ behavior, so I’m gonna go with that.
Now that that’s over, it’s time for Farrah and her exposed ass to get some sleep.
Except, there’s a problem:
A bug and some crumbs have been planted in her bed! Woe is Farrah’s exposed ass. She approaches Brittaney to hand her hers.
It’s not a scorpion or even a plastic scorpion, even, but whatever. Brittaney admits to it and says Farrah can remedy the situation by just shaking out her sheets. Well, Brittaney is an expert on eating in bed, so she’d know. Farrah tosses at her what looks like a cucumber with a weave track wrapped around it:
Aw, cute. Farrah starts threatening Brittaney, and so Brittaney pulls out the big guns, if you will:
I love that her bed hoarding has now expanded to include hardware. Do not be surprised if we find out in a later episode that Brittaney Starr is using a table saw as a pillow.
Everyone’s threats turn out to be as empty as an expired fire extinguisher.
The next day, Bay Bay Bay tells Brittaney they want to put her through “the initiation process.” The Real Chance girls are essentially taking her under her wing. Since detention requires voting, this show is something of a numbers game. And what better place to practice for future I Love Money seasons than Charm School? That’s what I always say, anyway. So Hood tells Brittaney: “Next time they say something to you, just say, ‘Kiss my black ass.’ Even though you white, just say, ‘Kiss my black ass.’” That ought to get people nice and confused! Confusing people seems to be what the Real Chance girls are all about.
Brittaney takes this lesson extremely seriously, jotting down various hilarity:
Ki Ki strategizes about splitting her clique’s vote between Ashley and Marcia. Brittaney approves saying that she wants all of the Rock of Love bitches out of there except for herself. I never would have gotten that if she hadn’t qualified. Thanks, Brit!
Brittaney, awesomely, leans off the balcony and screams at Ashley, Marcia and Brittanya, “KISS MY BLACK ASS!”
Shockingly, no one takes her up on this command.
Elimination looms, but before that, Ricki wants to talk with some of the girls.
Brittaney tells Ricki of the bathroom incident, and that it involved the girls calling her fat. Whether she knows that this will appeal to Ricki’s sympathy on a very basic level is too hard to call. I wouldn’t put conniving past any of these girls at any point, though.
Marcia interviews again about her clashing with the “Real Chance of Girls.” That’s never not going to be funny. She also cries about her dealings with Ki Ki.
Ricki can’t help but wonder if Marcia’s drinking is adding to her problems.
Bubbles talks about being terrorized, but she’s afraid to name names. She won’t reveal anything until Ricki pinky swears that Bubbles’ name will not be mentioned.
Ricki seems to decline. Maybe because she’s not bound to any dean-student confidentiality, maybe because pinky-swearing is ridiculous. Hard to say.
Risky talks about the stuff that went down without incriminating herself. “I’m always right there,” is how she puts it. Risky is tricky!
Then, detention:
The girls vote for whom they think should hit the carpet. Brittaney Starr gets the ball rolling in the least surprising of places:
Those exclamation points are extremely effective. Then it goes like this: K.O. votes for Marcia, Brittanya votes for Ki Ki, and so on, with each Real Chance girl voting for Marcia and each Rock of Love girl voting for Ki Ki.
Back in the room, Ki Ki rants. Again, it falls on confused ears.
Elimination!
The girls up for expulsion are:
At last, something that isn’t confusing. When Ashley’s asked why she’s there she cites the Brittaney-bathroom incident. Correct! Marcia says that there’s a division between the Rock of Love and Real Chance girls. She says the Rock of Love girls try to get along with everyone, but they’re always getting yelled at. She’s so right. If you put a water gun to my head and told me to name the first two words that came to mind regarding the Rock of Love Bus girls, “hospitable” and “meek” would be the two. Totally. Kiki says she’s on the carpet because she embraced someone the Rock of Love girls hate (i.e. Brittany Starr). You say “embraced,” I say, “adopted as a pawn,” whatever! Anyway, this is at least plausible.
As Ki Ki is explaining herself, Marcia raises her hand. Without raising her voice, Ki Ki firmly asks Marcia to let her talk. Farrah takes exception to this.
Marcia uses Ki Ki’s reaction to her attempt at interruption as evidence of her point. “This is what I’m talking about!” she says. So Hood starts talking about how the Rock of Love girls just want to drink. Farrah interrupts her and then they bicker a little and Farrah says, “I’m done with this! I’m out!” Ashley agrees and follows her.
And then so does Marcia!
Ricki is left speechless…
And Ki Ki’s all…
“Told ya so.”
Then Brittanya takes the Real Chance girls to task, saying they’re just as wrong as Ashley, Farrah and Marcia are for leaving.
Basically, everybody hates everybody and no one’s ashamed to admit it. Ah, open communication lines. Such a gift. Such a curse.
In her room, Farrah and Ashley packs up. Ashley says that this show has become Real Chance of Love, and she didn’t sign up for Real Chance of Love. To be fair, the hair here isn’t silky enough for this to be Real Chance of Love. Ricki comes in and Farrah tells her she’s losing her mind.
With her soothing words, Ricki seems to convince everyone to stay.
Meanwhile, Lala talks to the others in the detention hall.
Lala worries about the divide in the house becoming a black/white thing. That’s especially problematic now that Brittaney Starr’s ass is black. So Hood says something about the Rock of Love girls taking showers together. Really, if they didn’t invite you, that’s kinda none of your business. Unless their activity is clogging up the drain.
Eventually, everyone reconvenes in the elimination room…
Ricki’s quick about things. Because she’s hindering the girls’ learning and “driving groups apart,” Ki Ki is leaving. So Hood and Bay Bay Bay look shocked.
Ki Ki talks major crap on her way out.
Hey, at least she’s true to herself.
After that, we see So Hood crying and changing and threatening to leave.
Between the last three episodes of Daisy of Love and all these girls threatening to drop out of Charm School, it’s clear that on VH1, leaving is soooooooooo this season.
Before we get anything conclusive re: this, we’re told:
It’s funny when they see fit to tell us this because when are these shows not to be continued? Even their finales promise as much!
Related content
Charm School with Ricki Lake show page
Charm School videos and extras
May 20th, 2009 at 12:14 am
vh1 is racist they cater to the white women. can’t you see that why they mix rock of love bus with real and chance girls charm and not flavor of love 3 girls.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Can we all just get along? First of all, I truly
believe Kiki is just silly. She got booted off
one show for being an !%%(**$#@%*+`)% hole and has not learned her lesson. She makes me sick. People like Kiki are really cowards.
I have had it up to here with this racial bullshit from both sides.This is not the 1920’s. This is 2009. We have a black president and a hopeful future. I am not really that angry that Kiki was sent &~$+^`%~+)_)`*#%) ng, if it was Risky or Bay Bay Bay then it is clearly a racial issue because
Risky is coolest out of all of them.
It is very interesting that the Blondtourage and
Blacktourage each see the others group behavior as ridiculous, but they do not understand their own bullshit. These two groups are nothing but disgraceful.Both of these groups really piss me off. Finally, I have been in the same position
Bubbles was in. I despise bullies like Kiki and
she got what she deserved. Bubbles may be weird, strange and unusual, but she is a nice girl.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:41 am
I don’t think race was an issue with Ricki Lake sending KiKi home. Ki ki has been starting s…, with people since Real Chance of Love. Remeber when she said to Lusty about her mom.Well that was wrong and that’s why Real sent her home. I’m black myself and it’s sad to hear peolpe say that race was an issue. All of that racial mess was a long time ago. People need to grow the hell up. There are other issues out there going on in the world than these sluts calling Ricki Lake a racist. I watched her show alot. And she had all types of race on there. So for you ignorant people thinking Ricki Lake is racist. Put yourself in her shoes. When it comes to these nasty women.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:41 am
i can see many guys falling in love with this sweetest creature - Bubbles.
May 20th, 2009 at 2:06 am
And btw, Bubbles dances salsa - the sexiest dance u can imagine, truly. Pa’lante, chica. I wish they had some dance for charity competition on the show…the rest of ‘em can only pole-dance, Bay Bay Bay can’t even do that, all she can do is to fall flat on her a$$.
May 20th, 2009 at 4:02 am
RACE WAS NOT THE ISSUE
SO PLEASE FIND ANOTHER CARD TO PULL
KI KI DESERVED TO GO HOME
CAUSE HER LOUD )(%)$~)*(#%~^`_ WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN BEAT DOWN BI ME
N DES ^&~`!@(($~!%@(%+$ ES ON THIS SHOW ARE BETWEEN 20-25 AND BS IS 35 LIKE REALLY THEY TO OLD TO BE ACTING THE WAY THEY DO
I WANT TO SEE BAY BAY BAY, RISKY, FARRAH, AND BRITTANYA CHANGE CAUSE THEY DESERVE TO CHANGE.
BUBBLE DONT NEED TO BE ON THAT SHOW, SHE TO BOOK SMART FOR THE REST OF THOSE GIRLS
BRITNEY STAR NEED TO GO HOME, SHE AINT MEGAN
K O DONT NEED TO BE ON THERE EITHER SHE NEEDS A PHYCHIATRIST TO SORT OUT HER INNER DEMONS
May 20th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Kiki went how because she was a ~)!&$`&+($&&+&&(! not because she is black….you all saw it. The ROL girls were not hurting anyone by drinking (expect for the ones that locked BS in the bathroom) , so hood, bay bay bay and kiki were just mean and trying to hurt anyone that got in their way, they are very destructive people and I could see that if kiki would have stayed she would have kept her mouth running and running, and who want to see a show only about kiki? I doubt many people. She deserved what she got and not because she is black….
May 20th, 2009 at 9:51 am
all that bickering is so stupid they all act like little girls that dont know what to do with themselves i have a 3 year old that doesnt even act like that and thats sad cuz shes more mature than all these hoes on this show grow the (`)(`&%$@#^~!@)@ up dumbasses
May 20th, 2009 at 11:27 am
They always say to be continued… BUT they don’t never show the rest of that episode.
I think Ashley or Farrah should had went home locking someone in the bathroom!!!!! Them 2 aren’t going to change as long as their together on the show.
I honestly think KIKI got sent home because she was black !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s messed up!!!!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am
ASHLEy AND FARRAH ARE LESBIANS KISSING EACHOTHER
May 20th, 2009 at 11:54 am
responding to kokolenko… you are sooo right in fact ive aleady fallen in love with her,shes so damn cute!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 11:56 am
bubbles is a fine ^^&^#@`&*&)+^)$ woman lover man i fell ya.
May 20th, 2009 at 11:58 am
doesnt any one know how to spell any more????
May 20th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
hey uh lover man its korolenko learn how how to write …. but i gotta agree with ya bubbles is pretty fine and what they do to her is pretty messed up.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I don’t know who writes these blogs…but I think I love whoever he or she is!
May 20th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
You know what I thought was HILLARIOUS? The fact that when Marcia and So Hood were fighting in the back, So Hood walked away. Hmmm, that’s funny becasue I bet if Bay Bay Bay and KiKi were there it would have been on. I’m glad Kiki’s gone, and I’m glad So Hood might be leaving. They’re &*#!@!()@!~!%!%! en lemmings. No one can back their own @*)&)$~_$))`_&+_ they need their girls to back them up!! &*#!@!()@!~!%!%! en loosers. And to think, I liked Bay Bay Bay on Real Chance of Love. When I read she was comming on, I was all like “I want her to win”. &*#!@!()@!~!%!%! her and all her nonsence talking. She’s interviewing all high and mighty about how messed up it was to lock B.S in the bathroom, but her and her flock of loud mouths are constantly bashing at Bubbles, who lord forbid she defend herself!! Please!! Get these @+~@!@+*$^*%$((!( es out of here.
May 20th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
i think that ricki was wrong for sending kiki home, she should have sent the two lady that lock the one lady in the bathroom for over an hour. as i watch the show kiki was defending herself and she never put her hands or lock anyone in a room. ricki you fail on this decision. hope you do better on the next one. because your two trouble ones are still on the show. this has nothing to do with race, it have to do with people willing to make a change and the two that drink all the time are not willing.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Some of the flavor of love 3 girls were on I Love Money 2. And too much time has passed since Flavor of Love 3. The girls on fol3 lost their 15 minutes of fame, now it’s these girls.
May 21st, 2009 at 3:08 am
Rikki is not a racist, this is just a show so everyone should just relax. I agree with her decesion AND no I am not black. The way KiKi responds to people is plain rude and it is intimidating. For instance, bubbles getting bullied and ganged up for a comment not even worth the screams she recieved from the R.C.O.L trio is stupid. Why scream and why have other girls scream as well. IF you want to confront someone do IT LIKE AN ADULT “CIVILIZED” Although it was an extremly suprising decision it was a good one. Hopefully this will be an eyeopener to the R.O.L girls. and lemme just say this if Rikki is a racist than why the hell did Gia get sent home with the first episode?!
IT IS BECAUSE OF AN ACTION SHE COMMITED( Being Drunk) LIKE KIKI BEING A BULLY!
YES, Ashley and Farrah locked brittney in the bathroom but it was only for that moment not an everyday thing like kiki screaming at bubbles..
May 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
edm dame gurlz iz sooo `!~~%_))^!~+~~$^ n studpid dey ack like some dumb azz kidz
May 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
i think that Ricki took the rock of love girls side because they were leaving the show and she was trying to save her show!! I think she should have went to detention room and talk to the other ladies before she made her decision. She made it look racist, when she didn’t look at the whole picture and took one side. I agree that Kiki is loud and obnoxious, but she should have been given another chance. Marcia is still a drunk and needs AA. and Ashley and Farrah need to grow up Ricki wrong decisions!
May 21st, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Helen- How are they racist?? The Flavor of Love 3 girls were to dumb to function, let alone be good to watch on a show. Don’t be so hypocritical.
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
kiki was always fighting so she should of gone home i think brittanya will win
May 23rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
on charm school the hottest girl that needs to win is BRITTANYA so so kind and man i was so mad that bret got to kiss her
May 23rd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
The girls from real chance of love are just annoyin well exept for bubbles and k.o….
The rest just need 2 get the f**k out of there… Especially bay bay bay. Shes the most annoyin screaming all the damn time like shut the f**k up already b**ch && stop getting in the *`+`%*`^+&^)%&%` that has nothing to do with you, for reals.I hope Brittanya wins…I love her!!!Shes the best from all of them *&^!$_!#!)~)`%)&# es && the rock of love girls too well just Farrah && Ashley && the little drunken 1 Macia lol… The rest vallanse a la verga… hahahahaha
May 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm
THEY SHOULD SEND BRITTAYNA HOME B*** DONT DO ^(*)&&*_&$$~&)+! SIT AROUND SHE SHOULD GO HOME TAKE CARE OF HER SON SHE THINKS SHE IS GOING TO GET POPULAR SOON I DONT THINK SO BORING B**** YOUR FAKE PUT TATTOS TO TRY TO FIT IN AND YOUR FAKE BECAUSE YOU GOT FAKE #)^@*!+__#*~@_# IMPLANTS FAKE BREAST YOUR JUST FAKE HEATHER IS WAY BETTER THEN YOU YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO HEATHER THOSE PIRCINGS LOOK DUMB ON YOUR CHEEK BECAUSE YOU FORCE YOUR SELF TO SMILE SO DIMPLES CAN SHOW LMAO I DONT KNOW WHY YOU PUT YOUR BOYS PIC ON YOUR ARM YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT HIM OR ELSE YOU WOULD BE WITH HIM INSTED OF TRYING TO TOUR DIFFRENT TOWNS DUMB #)^@*!+__#*~@_# B****F**** ALMOST ALL OXNARD AND VENTURA YOU MUST BE REALLY LOOSE
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
MAyn shut up with all of that racist mess. I am a black woman and i LOVE vH1. They dont cater to whites, Kiki just needs to learn to grow the heck up and quit picking on Bubbles. Actually all of them do, including bay bay bay. They pop off at the mouth just to be loud. Nothing that they say makes since and they yell just to hear their own voice. When Bubbles tried to defend herself, Bay Bay Bay ran from a whole ‘nother room and start running her mouth without even knowing what was going on. There is only one word for them type of people I-G-N-O-R-A-N-T!!! Thats just foolishness and they make black females look horrible
May 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Me personally I sick with all these reality shows coming up with ways to change people who really don’t want to change. These women 1st have to want to do something with theirs lives besides head moving, finger pointing, drinking, partying, yelling and thinking they are better than anyone else whose there to try and make a real effort. I think you should cancel the show and send everyone own their merry way!!! These _)$$~$#^)^!^#^~^* es don’t want to change they are to full of $+&$^$%&`$#*_`@@ to even try!!!
May 24th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Thissul not of been to be continued!! I wan to see thers!!!
May 25th, 2009 at 11:35 am
i think that kiki is a _@@!$@@~*)#(`~!(* and all the she want to do is be agressive with the poor bublle.But i like more the rock of love girls because they are more funny and i think they can change but the real chanceof love girls they never are gonna change because they’re _@@!$@@~*)#(`~!(* es and they are to loud.and all girls are cute but kiki is a nasty _@@!$@@~*)#(`~!(*
May 25th, 2009 at 11:36 am
My FaVORitE qirLS iN tHE HOUSE aRE bRitaNya FaRRah aSHLEy && MARCia! i <33 tHEM!
BRittNEy iS A CRy BabY! StOP CRYiNq FOR tHE LOVE OF tHE SHOW!
May 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
THIS IS NOT A RACE ISSUE SO STOP SAYING IT .
May 26th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Lol @ the people making this out to be a race, black/white issue.
From what I remember (unless I was hallucinating) the three girls at the end were: Ashley, Marcia, and Ki Ki. Ashley = Caucasian, Marcia = Brazilian, Ki Ki = African American.
If Marcia had been eliminated, would these “Real Chance of girls” (thanks, Marcia!) still be playing the race card? Hell no! Only when a black girl (especially one from their clique)is eliminated, is it a racial issue. Never you mind the Brazillians or Hispanics!
It’s easy to pull the race card when you’ve got nothing else to back you up.
May 27th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I’m an African American woman and I agree 100% with Ricki Lake’s decision to send KiKi home. This young girl must be hard of hearing or something because what other reason would she need to be so loud. What man would want all that noise around them. She is a very beautiful girl, but her big mouth makes her look extremely unattractive. She did need Charm School because she has to learn how to be a lady, but the chaos she brings with her is just intolerable. Bay Bay Bay has a big mouth too, and she appears to be educated, but needs to learn how to get her point across without all the screaming and yelling. When a woman speaks in an intelligent, polite, and calm manner more people are apt to listen.
June 6th, 2009 at 12:00 am
i feel sooooo bad for bubbles.
all she said was “it hurts my feelings wen people call me stupid”
then so hood starts screaming and saying “shut up”
then baybaybay comes in and says “how dare you defend yourself! (so its ok wen baybaybay defends herself) wat did u do now bubbles shut up!”
then all the real chance girls attack bubbles.
They think that its always bubbles’ fault and they scream, (sarcastic)–>”how dare you think that u could defend yourself”
so to summarize - Bubbles cries and the real chance girls get angry at her for it
the real chance girls remind me of the taliban “how dare u women cry and defend yourselves”
“how dare u bubbles cry and defend yourself”
the stupid ones are actually the real chance girls
since wen was it offensive to defend yourself?
June 10th, 2009 at 1:07 am
I am a female and sorry but loved Ashley from day one since Brett Micheals Rock of Love and Brittney Star what a (@`~*%`(((@_@+#)$+ REALLY. I love Ashley and Brittanya they both are there for certain reasons and bubbles is a fricken (@`~*%`(((@_@+#)$+
July 6th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Bubbles is +~+*#)`!~&“_^&(&! ed. Y does she think she know everything when she is so stupid. I hate how she just keeps talking.. on, and on. and on. Shut the f*** up!