Charm School Recap – Episode 4 – Swimwitted

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…

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Now, in addition to worrying that crabs are going to bite my feet and sharks are going to bite my head off, I have to worry about Bubbles biting my butt. Great.

As we proceed, Brittaney washes dishes while wondering if she’s trying to fit in a place where she, in fact, doesn’t.

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She doesn’t think she’s cut out for this. She’s right — her dialogue just spoiled the outcome of this episode. Fail!

Meanwhile, Marcia’s concerned about fitting in, too — fitting alcohol in her st0mach.

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Ashley predicts that Marcia is going to get wasted tonight.

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Just call Ashley Nostradaaaaaamnus.

We see some of Marcia’s drunken antics. In the screen shot above, she’s burping. In the one below, she’s crabbing.

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Just kidding. She’d need a bigger trap. Actually, in this shot, Marcia is sarcastically checking her suit for an “extra wine glass” that Bubbles just asked if anyone had. I love that even toasted Marcia is still swift to Bubbles’ nonsense.

Bubbles swims and, much to Bubbles’ delight, Marcia says she’s going to join her.

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Bubbles’ joy is interrupted when she realizes that Marcia intends to do this without clothes on.

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No, not topless, though!” Bubbles squeals as Marcia disrobes. She sounds like Lisa Simpson waking up from that dream about being sentenced to a “lesser” Ivy League school (“Not Brown! Brown! Brown!”). Despite Bubbles’ protests, Marcia joins her in the pool. Bubbles interviews that it’s OK, she just knows not to swim close to Marcia. Doesn’t she know that nudity is are waterborne? She’s gonna catch it!

The next day, the girls are told to check their lockers, where they find sweats. Bubbles must really be into soft cotton because what we see after she puts the clothes on is like The History of Dance, except actually good. It’s seriously a montage of awesome:

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And, who’s up for reggae because Bubbles has songs, too.

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Forget about cartoon voices, give this woman a one-woman show now. Much as they did with Edie Beale, people would show up for the mindf*** of it all.

Today’s commandment:

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Leading the lesson this commandment is based on is this guy:

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He basically conducts a third-grade level health class. It’s not even fourth grade because, as far as we know, sex isn’t discussed. B-b-b-but who’s explain gonads to Bubbles, then?

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Per an informal survey, almost all of the girls drink. Well, you don’t say. I think the last time I was witness to a discovery so profound was after I picked my nose a few hours ago. I hope you don’t find it too distasteful that I’m patting myself on the back. Marcia apparently takes 10 tequila shots on an average Sunday. What a nun! K.O smokes sometimes. I know, I know. I’m seriously a gatekeeper of fascinating information. Stop thanking me! You’re making me blush. Natasha interviews that she wants “Darth Vader Ashley and Skanktanya” to become chain-smoking alcoholics so that they die quicker. Looks like someone’s in need of Bay Bay Bay’s passive-aggressive teachings!

Dr. Robert also tells the girls that eating fast food is bad. What about sticking forks in toasters? Hitting your head on hard surfaces? Glue traps? Can we at least do that, or…?

Then he asks the girls if they want to work out. They don’t, with good reason. He calls up the most reluctant of the group, Ashley and asks her if she’s flexible. “Why, what do you wanna do?” she snaps back. What she lacks in fitness, she makes up for in linguistic agility.

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She says her boobs are too heavy for her to be able to do push-ups. I believe it. Meanwhile, Brittaney can do a split.

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At least there are some things heavy boobs don’t prevent. It’s all about finding what you’re good at.

Stryker tells the girls they’re going to be passing this knowledge onto others. The only people who don’t have this knowledge are pre-verbal. Ooh! I hope the girls will be leading a lesson on fetal-robics today!

They pull up to the Y, and meet this guy:

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As you can tell by his hoodie, he runs an organization called Buff Buddies. Buff buddies, huh? I’ve had a few of those in my time. Anyway, in three groups of three, the girls are going to devise fitness plans for the children of Buff Buddies. The kids will be wearing calorie counters and whoever’s team burns the most calories is on the Dean’s List. Natasha interviews that she hates children to the point where she feels, “Like, grow up already.” I was going to make some joke that they can’t really control their growing up, whereas Natasha can, but she turns out to be darling with them, so this is obviously a joke. And it’s funny! Really. I’m laughing. You can’t see it, but my fingers are actually trembling with finger-giggles.

The captains are Risky, Bubbles and Natasha. Here’s how their choices fall:

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They get to work. Risky devises an obstacle course and ends up wearing herself out.

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That’s how you can tell it works!

Meanwhile, on the Blue Team, there is strife. Bubbles suggests they have the kids wear swim rings and “swim” on the floor. She also wants the kids to “swim in the air.” In addition to literally, it would appear that Bubbles now figuratively has water on the brain. She suggests putting down those same swim rings and have the children hop through them like tires in a boot camp. If you predicted that Ashley would enjoy Bubbles’ whimsy…

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…you don’t know Ashley very well. “Bubbles!” she barks. “Your activity is bouncing on a ball to a trampoline and swimming in the air!”

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“Why would the kids swim? Why would they do that?” wonders Ashley. Bubbles says it’s because kids do silly things. Not sillier than adults, per every second of this show. Not by a long shot. To wit, Bubbles believes that there are “too many chiefs and not enough Indians” in their group. I think the only way they’re going to negotiate this is by contract. Bubbles should trace her hand and draw a turkey and then they can all sign it.

Bubbles, by the way, is really convinced that her analogy is sound, for she repeats it in an interview:

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I feel like she could never be an Indian,” says Bubbles on Ashley. So no Cher-styled Vegas act for Ashley then. Aw, nuts.

Meanwhile, Natasha and K.O argue, but it’s nowhere nearly as reminiscent of Thanksgiving and or Pocahontas.

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When planning time is up, the kids flood in:

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Natasha greets them with an ultrasonic wail.

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Just kidding. She’s actually surprisingly good with them, considering all the complaining she does, like saying they’re only cute from a distance. Actually, that’s true because from a distance, you can’t smell them.

The 30 minutes of calorie burning kicks off. It can be best summarized in this gif:

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A star is born, obviously.

By Bubbles’ lead, her team does a bunch of weird and crazy crap:

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I don’t know what her obsession with sea creatures is, but it’s really freakin’ weird,” interviews Ashley. Though Ashley clearly finds Bubbles more irritating than endearing, she can at least appreciate her from a humor standpoint, right? I mean, Bubbles is giving her such amazing material!

Natasha’s philosophy is to “run ‘em to death.” Ah, nurturing done Gunnery Sergeant Hartman style. I like that. Meanwhile, Brittaney enthuses that via the children, she’s peeping into her future, since she’s into having kids or whatever now. We then see a child the played catch with interview…

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“My favorite part of today was throwing the ball back and forth with the old lady.” May she be blessed with a similar bundle of joy honesty. May we all.

Time’s up!

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In total, the kids burned 831 calories! Just 400 more and one of them can guiltlessly eat at Chipotle! The Blue Team burned 252. And here I thought swimming was a big calorie-burner! Green did 280, and Red ended up with 299. Red wins!

After, the girls stand around presumably waiting for their bus or whatever. Bubbles again says there were too many chiefs on her team, this time to Bay Bay Bay. She’s really, really proud of that metaphor and obviously she’s going to tell anyone who she thinks missed it. Bubbles is worried since she “has a feeling” the captain of the losing team goes home. I have a feeling Bubbles hasn’t been paying too much attention to how this stuff works. Meanwhile, Ashley rants about her challenge experience:

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Bubbles confronts Ashley on the slander.

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Ashley tells Bubbles to “shut the f*** up” and “go away.” She adds that talking to Bubbles is like talking to a retarded child. Talent and editors alike seem scandalized by this comment. The shots slow down and the soundtrack intones serious booms. I, for one, am not surprised that Ashley said it given a) the circumstances, and b) that she’s Ashley. Marcia clutches her pearls in an interview and explains that Bubbles is “just youthful.” Speaking of pearls, I think Bubbles is rubbing Asian Pearl Cream on her brain. Ashley dismisses Bubbles by saying, “Go swim somewhere!”

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“I’m gonna swim in the pool later,” Bubbles answers back. The kid’s all right!

Anyway, when Bubbles gets home, she moves out of the room she’s been sharing with Ashley and Brittanya. She takes her ladybug costume, whose existence I wasn’t informed of until this point. I want to know more about this ladybug costume, while Brittanya wants to know more about what accompanies it:

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Marcia also moves out, leaving a mattress in the middle of the floor:

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With all the moving away from her, Ashley wonders if she farted. Nope, that smell is just your soul rotting. Easy mistake.

And just in case you think that Marcia’s protest over the “retarded child” thing signifies a humanitarian streak, she ends up taking Brittaney’s bed.

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Marcia’s answer is, “It was Ki Ki’s bed.” Oh yeah, per Ki Ki’s tooth-sucking during her last televised exchange with Marcia, I think it’s clear that Ki Ki would want her to have it. Instead of throwing a raging fit like most would in this house, Brittaney’s just like…

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“Whatever!”

In the interest of calming down, Brittaney calls her boyfriend.

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She tells him she’s in a house of people she’d never hang out with in real life. Yeah, that’s kind of the way social experiments work! “I’m trying to fit in with a bunch of these little teenyboppers,” she adds. Meanwhile, Risky and Bay Bay Bay eavesdrop…

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“I’m trying to wait on her to say the wrong thing,” says Risky. Oh, don’t go looking for trouble or anything. God, these people are bored. Brittaney says something about not hanging 0ut with 22-year-olds or whatver, and that’s when Bay Bay Bay snaps into a Slim Jim, stomping in to announce, “I’m a grown-ass woman out here!”

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Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to the first woman in history to be made upset by someone mistaking her for being younger than she is. These girls are innovators always.

I don’t even know what this fight is about. Bay Bay Bay thinks if Brittaney is so much older, she doesn’t act like it. “Start acting your age and not your shoe size,” she says. OK, Prince. Bay Bay Bay thinks Brittaney plays the victim. Accusing people of playing the victim is becoming an act of aggression on this show. The snake would be eating its tail if its gums weren’t busy flapping. Bay Bay Bay also suggests that Brittaney take her ass home if she doesn’t fit in. Brittaney agrees that she’s ready to go. Well, that was easy.

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The fight moves into another room, when Risky confronts Brittaney about her comments. She wonders why Brittaney tries to do what they do if they’re teenyboppers. Duh, because she’s out of Asian Pearl Cream! Brittaney stammers something and Risky says, “Don’t yell at me if I’m not yellin’ at you!”

Brittaney rises to her feet to meet Risky head-on and Risky retorts…

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“Don’t jump up, either!” Risky is the boss apparently. Somewhere, Tony Danza at last weeps.

Risky interviews that she wishes Farrah and Ashley would have kept Brittaney locked in the bathroom. Seriously? After all the, “No fair!” post-Ki Ki discussions…seriously? I mean, seriously?

Seriously?

Anyway, now that Brittaney is twice-displaced, she ends up sleeping on some wicker in the locker room:

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Ashley, whose heart apparently bleeds backhandedly, interviews that seeing this made her feel bad: seeing “someone so big sleeping on such a small couch” made her sad. Awwww, she really cares…about being insulting at every turn.

And so, a plan is hatched:

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And so that’s just what she does. Brittaney, who’s clearly wilting from a lack of human contact, springs to life and fills with fluid. “I go to the bathroom a lot during the night ’cause I drink a lot of water, so…” she explains on why she’d like a bottom bunk.

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If the prospect of sleeping in the same room as a urine-soaked mattress bothers Ashley, you can’t tell:

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Brittaney interviews that she Ashley has shown a great change and that she’s certain that this gesture wasn’t fake. Brittaney, of course, didn’t see Ashley’s face when she left the room. Makes all the difference.

Brittaney meets with Ricki to discuss the events of the house…

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She talks about her progress with Ashley, but, per the conversation she had with Ash before entering Ricki’s office, Marcia still poses a problem. She got wasted again and shows no signs of wanting to change.

Next in is Bubbles.

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She thinks Ashley is mean and unwilling to change. She also brings up the “retarded child” comment, and again it’s kind of mourned and moaned about. But articulately and with words, of course.

Back in the room, Marcia screws her hand up like it’s a monkey’s paw and asks Ashley who she’s voting for.

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“I’m voting for you,” says Ashley. Marcia’s all, “FINE!” She turns toe and runs out. In response, Ashley laughs and says…

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I’m a byiiiitch. Get over it.” Never! I refuse to get over it. That would take all the fun out of everything.

Detention comes. Brittaney votes for Marcia, Ashley for Marcia, Marcia for Ashley, Bay Bay Bay for Brittaney, Risky for Brittaney and Bubbles votes for Ashley. The biggest news?

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For the first time in history, someone has spelled Brittaney’s name right!

The Bottom 3 should be obvious from that voting:

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Now it’s the saving-face portion of the show. Ashley says that Bubbles had a reason for voting her down there, and she’s working on her meanness. Ricki wonders if she’s just saying that ’cause she’s down there. She’s not, Ashley assures her. I believe her. Ashley would never do anything sneaky or underhanded. Marcia admits that she has been drinking, but she promised not to get into arguments and she hasn’t. Except when she called Ashley “fake” in detention. But, hey, the sparse word use almost guaranteed it wouldn’t escalate. That’s economical! Brittaney says that she wants people to like her so much that it comes out as fake. That’s a lot to admit. Once again, Brittaney Starr has a naked moment of honesty. Risky, however, thinks she’s lying. So she’s fake about being fake? Wouldn’t that make her real? This is like the two-doors scene in Labyrinth except with stranger characters.

Lala’s confused: Brittaney seems so genuine, yet everyone has problems with her. Is Brittaney Starr the victim or the instigator? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. Ashley, meanwhile, interviews that she should stay. “Obviously, I’m changing. I accepted Brittaney Starr, didn’t I?” She can barely contain her eyes from rolling out of reflex.

Brittaney’s going home: Ricki tells her, “You are who you are,” and that Charm School may not be the right place for her.

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Brittaney doesn’t seem too torn up. She thinks it’s a shame that America thinks she’s a “crazy, psycho bitch, which maybe I’m a little psycho, but…” Psycho enough to purport to think what America thinks when she hasn’t even seen the finished product of the show yet. Yeah. She also informs us that she’s ready to go home and start a family and that she’s getting nookie when she goes home.

I’ll leave you with that imagery and let you draw your own conclusions on what it means for the future.

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  1. chris says:

    haha i love this show and im so happy brittaney went home. she was such a crazy _$+%@^*$++^^&^*~^ P

  2. Rachell says:

    My absolute favorite part was when one of the kids was interviewed outside and he said something to the effect of “Thanks to them, I lost 64 calories!!!”

    LOL I half expected him to stand in pants 4x his size and hold out the waistband, just to drive the point home.

  3. Amy says:

    Ashely’s comment was horrible Bubbles is awesome and a good dancer that kid was funny but Britteny Starr isn’t that old haha I feel bad for her

  4. Phatty says:

    All the girls are stupid
    I would have pushed Bay Bay Bay in the mouth already she talks too much Bay Bay Bay you are ghetto that’s why real choice name you BBAY BAAY BAYY you are not a strong woman you are a loud B~!#h

  5. SOMEBODYY says:

    It was so funny when Ricki said in that serious voice. “Bubbles was telling me about how Ashley called her a retarted child” LOLLLLLLLL ALL DAY.

  6. maidenUSA says:

    My favorite girls so far are risky, marcia, KO and bubbles, i like bubbles the most because she is nice, adorable, silly and has a good heart. I just feel so bad when the other girls pick on her because of her personality but at least she tries to stand up for herself. I found ashely comments to be rude and hurtful, how dare she call bubbles a “)$_~`(`++~#+^~$~ ed child, it is so wrong on many levels not only does she offend bubbles but also children who are handicapped. Shame on ashely, i don’t buy that apology she made when she was in the bottom 3. Obviously she was tryin to save herself from gettin eliminated. However, i hope ashely does change her mean ways along the way. Also, i can’t stand natasha, she is such a bitter and angry person. The purpose of this show is try to better urself not tryin to get rid of the girls u can’t stand. If natasha don’t like it then she should pack up her things and go. I wish risky didn’t hang around with bay bay bay that much because bay bay bay is a bad influence and always runnin her mouth on somethin. What i like about marcia, KO and risky is that they do seem to be genuine, sincere and are here on this show to change for good

  7. bebe says:

    wait…. the calories burned were _*)%&_~)`**`@)_ ulative not averages? how long did they exercise? 20 seconds? (boggle)

  8. Shannon says:

    Ashley who the )~&&+)&&+~@_%)^_ you think your are!!!For you call Bubbles a #(*^+@@(!`+`^%#!!_ child and to go away!!Why don’t look at yourself in the mirror a tell yourself who is #(*^+@@(!`+`^%#!!_ ed and a skanky )~_~+&@&@__$+`+ )$)+~(@#%*_%)+@`+ And do you know what the word #(*^+@@(!`+`^%#!!_ ed means? Why don’t your go back to school and learn it you stupid ugly )~_~+&@&@__$+`+ )$)+~(@#%*_%)+@`+ At least Bubbles ain’t no slut like you, she’s youthful just like Marcia said!!If you was to say that to me i’ll beat your )~_~+&@&@__$+`+ And by the way get a brain implant you trashy )~_~+&@&@__$+`+ )+`#^%^+)#(&+^+&)

  9. ttii says:

    okay, bubbles is sweet and as a good heart, but she is pretty dumb. or maybe she just wants tv time. and i could deff see where ashley is coming from. always being on the carpet and loosing this challenge cause some air head wanted kids to swim…around the gym.

  10. Mecia says:

    VH1 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a video of Bubbles and It sitting down having a conversation together-IT WOULD BE THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER!!!!!

    PLEASE!!

  11. mama says:

    when i heard the comment that ashley made to bubble about talking to a retarted child that really hurt my feeling i have a handicap child, ashley should’nt have say that just because bubble is so different then any other girls she not afriad of who she is, she can speak her mind when ever she want to and yea sometime bubble say dumb things but who care everyone do and say dumb things..ONE THING I CAN SAY ABOUT ASHLEY THAT SHE SHOULD GO HOME BE A MOTHER TO YOUR SON. STOP ACTING LIKE AN ANGEL WHICH YOU ARE NOT…

  12. tay says:

    lol yea vh1 should do a lil show with IT and BUBBLES.That would be sum funny ~++^^#&^+~@)$+_^ lol.

  13. ty says:

    lol yea vh1 should do a lil show with IT and BUBBLES.That would be sum funny )^@`#$+$@%)!@$`^ lol.

  14. VIVIAN GONZALEZ says:

    Brittaney is a old @%!#^*)@&`~~&~“ she is loose! and the hore is not blond
    and ashley is a sorry as mom how can she strip have some class now ur son is known as the kid with the sluttie as mom lol and she probly did crack when she was pregnet and her son came out a little slow so thats why she knows how it feels to talk to *^^^@)^$+$#)!(&)#! ed kids

  15. Drayke says:

    Ok Rich. Until now I just thought you were hilarious and adorable. But when you mentioned Lisa Simpson’s ‘Brown’ nightmare, I decided we’re getting married and running away together. A limo (read: bus) will be arriving (at the bus stop) shortly to pick you up. Ok? Great! We better hurry though before the people who put the fun in ‘fundamentalist dogma’ find out we’re getting gay married and throw stones at us.

  16. Drew says:

    Eww Risky is a no-namer pathetic heap of trash, this girl gets on my nerves each week with SOMETHING new and hypocritical.
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    Bubbles is a sweetheart, Brittaney is genuine, K.O. is lovely, and Natasha is hilarious. The rest are ok. But my FAVORITE is Marcia, she is so down-to-earth and warmhearted, she deserves the prize.
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    Baybaybay is so desperate LOL

  17. VIVIAN GONZALEZ says:

    Brittaney is a old @@&$!`!%“#@(((_ she is loose! and the hore is not blond
    and ashley is a sorry as mom how can she strip have some class now ur son is known as the kid with the sluttie as mom lol and she probly did crack when she was pregnet and her son came out a little slow so thats why she knows how it feels to talk to #~)_~_!*_(#&@@&`*~ ed kids

  18. Derp says:

    Isn’t nookie a slang term for _^)+#~`#(~`)@)%!(% So Brittaney’s gonna go home and get some _^)+#~`#(~`)@)%!(% O……kay.

  19. Derp says:

    Isn’t nookie a slang term for +*`^#+++(&#++@%#$+ So Brittaney’s gonna go home and get some +*`^#+++(&#++@%#$+ O……kay.

  20. Diamondcrusty says:

    I will miss Brittaney. She was certainly entertaining…can’t say that about Britanya, who I think has become boring.

  21. migue says:

    man ashley is so dump wtf y wud u kall hey a little kid come on she got a betta reputation than u do so stop talking man and plus u wish u had her inteligence ur just an idnorant ***** man wat bs does thid b***h say man kkeep ur dirty (@`%%#)&$&+&`+% mouth shut u nasty @&`*(+!~_%`~!^&)$ this goes out to ASHLEY!
    CAN WAIT TILL THEY KIK U OUT I FEEL BAD FOR UR FAMILY!

  22. Dwayne says:

    GREAT RECAP!!!!! I LOVE DA ShOW BUT BUBBLES ShOULD hAVE GONE hOME.

  23. scifiwritir says:

    I’m gonna miss Brittaney. I don’t know why folks kept thinking she was playing the victim. What exactly does “playing the victim” entail? Ashley really bothered me with the *(+_$^_!)*#*$(%*%( ed comment. I have a multiply disabled son. Folks on VH1 — even Angelique whom I liked a lot– just seem to toss that word around way too much. I like Bubbles, KO, and Natasha but I wish KO wouldn’t be such a slavey to Natasha. I know she wants to be accepted but come on…Anyway, am rooting for KO, Bubbles, Natasha, Risky. Am beginning to like Bay Bay Bay. Still liking Ashley.

  24. Ed says:

    Never watched this show.. but the person who writes these blogs are funny.. LMFAO and bubbles seems kinda hot..

  25. Cindy Merrill says:

    Have the girls volunteer at an Animal shelter- one group must play/socialize kittens, puppies, the other group must take dogs for a walk: Ultimate test: Have a couple pose as potential adoptees for a cat, then a dog: The team that makes the most convincing, heartfelt plea to the couple wins-makes Deans list- the losing girls are required to pick one girl from their team to face elimination. Also, one other girl will be chosen (by the animal shelter) as the one who did the worst overall and up for elimination-this option would ensure fairness, disrupt secret “deals”.

  26. gregg says:

    Hey VH1 HOW ABOUT A MILITARY SCHOOL FOR THE MEN AND THE HOST SHOULD BE CHRIS ROCK,BRAD PITT,OR A WOMAN.vh1 producers read this.The Winner will also get a 100,000 dollars and make I Love Money 3 and I Love New York 3.

  27. gtyrl says:

    Hey VH1 HOW ABOUT A MILITARY SCHOOL FOR THE MEN AND THE HOST SHOULD BE CHRIS ROCK,BRAD PITT,OR A WOMAN.vh1 producers read this.The Winner will also get a 100,000 dollars and make I Love Money 3 and I Love New York 3.

  28. Lindsey says:

    I love Ashley! She picks people to a point, and got that fat trashy tramp Brittaney out of the house! And foor bubbles, i like her and ashley, but she needs a damn backbone, she said that to me, ashley’s two front teeth would be gone! These girls are all pathetic, and are BSing on the scripts VH1 gives them..

  29. Juu says:

    how dare ashley call bubbles ^@!!@$#~)~__^!+%!& ed. shes a ($*_`^)~**~_)(+` in $`~)$@~(`!++~#%*` for that _@~)!*&*!%&_*#@+ that _@~)!*&*!%&_*#@+ was wrong

  30. XxBaBy GuRlxX says:

    i lovee ashley but wtf is bubbles talkin about and brittney starr should go the f*** home!

  31. Lali says:

    Ashley is the dummy, I know everyone remembers her from Rock of Love Bus. I remember her acting like a `~&!&*_#~^_`%@@!(# ed child. Who is she calling a drunk, she had trouble opening a tv dinner. LOSER!! LMAO

  32. Lali says:

    Ashley is such a f*^%!%& b!$@#. Wasn’t she the sloopy drunk on the Rock of Love Bus. I remember her having trouble opening a tv dinner. LOSER!!! LMAO

  33. Mo`Betta says:

    okay i see that everybody is coming out saying the real chance of love girls are ghetto trash and blah blah blah. . .basically in my opinion the majority of yall are probably white anyway so yall makin those hidden racial slurs. . .
    now in my opinion i see that ricki only eliminates certain black people because of what most of the girls say about them but if u look at it she didnt eliminate ashley and farrah when they locked brittany star in the bathroom for an hour and a half. bascially if kiki had to get eliminated then those other fake breast betches needed to be off the show. ashley is rude and obnoxious and she needs home training. . .how is she a mother and she treats bubbles like the 5th child? what type of mother is that? smh and i believe the drunken $$`_#(!+@`%($!&!!&$ s needs to be put out the house for the simple face that when u’re drunk u do stupid $+#^_&&@$&^&#$$$ and doing stupid $+#^_&&@$&^&#$$$ may just jeopardize ur or somebody elses life. . .and that black girl with the blonde whatever in her hair((i think its natasha)) needs to get kick off. . .ricki isnt tryn to better them they need monique and sharon osbourne to be top boss. . .thats just my opinion and if u have a problem just play in traffic=)

  34. The Truth! says:

    Say what you want about Bubbles’ Intelligence, she fills out her Sweat pants better than the Sistas.
    Rock those pants Bubbles.
    As for Natasha- does she like anyone? No seniors and no kids, wait until they bring in the men for a mixer. She’ll ask for women!

  35. rebecca says:

    I am so glad the Crazy Star went home last week! But I am concerned that she said she was going home to make babies! There should be a law that psycho’s can not reproduce!

  36. whitney says:

    I THINK ASHELY WAS BEING A LITTLE BIT TO MUCH OF A B**** BUBBLES DIDNT DESERVE THAT AT ALL ASHELY HAD US CHEERING HER ON ROCK OF LOVE BUS AND CHARM SCHOOL WHEN IT FIRST STARTED BUT SHE BECAME MORE OF A B**** I THINK TO CHANGE FOR YOUR SON YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER YOU ARE A STRIPPER THATS NOT HELPING YOUR STILL BEING A B**** YOUR NOT CHANGING A BET IF SOMEONE SAID SHE WASNT A GOOD MOTHER AND BEAT HER A** SHE WOULD FEEL BAD SHE NEEDS TO DO MORE TO REALLY MAKE HER SONS LIFE BETTER ASHELY STOP BEING AN GREEDY BIG MOUTH %#(!@*))^+`%%^~@@ Y STRIPPER AND GROW THE HELL UP FOR YOUR SON

  37. whitney says:

    I THINK ASHELY WAS BEING A LITTLE BIT TO MUCH OF A B**** BUBBLES DIDNT DESERVE THAT AT ALL ASHELY HAD US CHEERING HER ON ROCK OF LOVE BUS AND CHARM SCHOOL WHEN IT FIRST STARTED BUT SHE BECAME MORE OF A B**** I THINK TO CHANGE FOR YOUR SON YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER YOU ARE A STRIPPER THATS NOT HELPING YOUR STILL BEING A B**** YOUR NOT CHANGING A BET IF SOMEONE SAID SHE WASNT A GOOD MOTHER AND BEAT HER A** SHE WOULD FEEL BAD SHE NEEDS TO DO MORE TO REALLY MAKE HER SONS LIFE BETTER ASHELY STOP BEING AN GREEDY BIG MOUTH __%!@“`#%)@*$*!# Y STRIPPER AND GROW THE HELL UP FOR YOUR SON

  38. BetterThanYou says:

    Forget the rest I love love love Ashley!!! She is so funny and like she said she’s not goin anywhere soon. She makes the show. Everything she utters is completely true….LMAO (Bubbles comment HaHaHa)

  39. Shannon says:

    Ricki, you should’ve send Ashley’s `@(#%$%+%^`(+$$ home!! I can’t stand her `@(#%$%+%^`(+$$ She couldn’t find her way back while in the dark hallway and she scream like a little child in that abandon place and Natasha had to find your `@(#%$%+%^`(+$$ but she talk +`)%!@**!#~+`#$+ about the other girls!! That’s what you get _($^_$^`@&@@~&!“ for calling Bubbles a ^!@!~^+&^“())#!%@ ed child!!Now who’s a crybaby!!!

  40. ALyssa says:

    I agree with Ashley except her comment… I don’t know what bubbles was thinking…. kids don’t wanna “swim” and it doesn’t burn callories.. THAT WAS SO FUNNY… when he kid said he likesd playing ball with the old lady!! LMAO im soo happy brittney * went home.. I HATED HER.. i feel bad for ashley everyone votes her.