Charm School Recap – Episode 5 – This Episode Is Too Serious For A Jokey Recap Title

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Tonight, on a very special episode of Charm School

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We begin with Natasha talking smack on the “Skanktourage.”

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She’s referring, of course, to Ashley and Brittanya. You know, now that that clique isn’t mostly blonde, Natasha’s renaming of it is fairly functional. So, thanks? Natasha scoffs Ashley for not having changed her hair since Rock of Love. That was, like, two seconds ago. She charges that Ashley has a “nappy-ass hair weave covering up her Darth Vader forehead.” Finally, we’re getting to the bottom of this Darth Vader stuff! I feel like we’re being treated to a grandmother’s secret tomato sauce recipe. Natasha explains that Ashley wears her hair in a “helmet”…

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…”then she has a f***in’ forehead from hell.”

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Additionally, Ashley supposedly sounds like Darth Vader. Hmmm, I’m still not so convinced that this analogy is sound…

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…but it’s good to know that Natasha’s thinking. At least someone is!

And then, just to reinforce her divide from the “Skanktourage,” Marcia mocks Brittanya by lying in bed and saying, “I’m so hot!”

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This leads to a confrontation that goes nowhere (a shaggy dog confrontation, but on VH1, aren’t they all?).

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Brittanya knows she’s hot, but Marcia suggests her getting a Sharpie to fix her eyebrows. Wouldn’t that just add to the problem? Ashley chimes in that Marcia’s never been hot doing anything and points out her double chin. I thought uniforms were supposed to eliminate this kind of looksism. Maybe the girls need masks, too. Ooh! Reality Kabuki! Please make it happen VH1! If any network is going to do it, it’s gonna be you.

Whatever. Today’s commandment is:

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Today the girls will be assisted by this woman:

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Annnnd, I guess we’re not acknowledging the fact that Doc Ali was Scott Baio’s right hand for two seasons of his reality show on this very network. OK, then. Today’s lesson will concern:

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Doc says that fear is created mostly by your mind and that it may cause people to be defensive and tough in response. Since what’s assembled is the most defensive group of women ever collected in one room (“I’m trying to wait on her to say the wrong thing!” “Stop calling me young!” “Stop saying I’m hot!”), this should be particularly helpful. One by one, she’ll call the girls up so that they can talk about their deepest fears.

First is Brittanya:

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Brittanya is afraid that she’s not going to be there for her son, since she’s facing jail time. Brittanya breaks down pretty quickly, proclaiming, “I look stupid!”

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But the thing is that she’s never sounded so smart. She worries about being the reason her son is eventually messed up, when it comes time for him to tell his story. It’s kind of profound. Weirdly, after this moving moment, Doc Ali says, “You’re beautiful,” and Brittanya chirps, “Thank you!” like nothing just happened. Well, at least we know how to wipe Brittanya’s cobwebs away. Future husbands take note.

K.O is afraid of losing “the only blood [she has]“…

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She’s referring to her twin brother, since both of their parents died, leaving them to be adopted. K.O admits that she doesn’t think her life is living without him and that being K.O isn’t enough. OMG, sad. Doc Ali has the girls come up to say nice things to K.O. Bay Bay Bay sees strength in her, while Ashley sees a girl that doesn’t give herself enough credit. Ya think?

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But, you know, Ashley’s being nice, so that’s new and fun.

Bay Bay Bay is afraid of a stalker.

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This causes extreme measures: “I carry a guuuun,” she purrs. Not to take away from the gravity of her sitch, but that is about the most delicate way you can announce that you’re packing heat. Doc Ali wants her to turn her fear over to God. She has Bay Bay Bay lay on the floor and calls the other girls to surround her…

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They basically then do a round of Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board…

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“I commit to life!” Doc has Bay Bay Bay repeat. In the middle of this incantation, she says, “Why meeeee?”

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Next up is Ashley.

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Like Brittanya, she wants her son to be proud of his mom. She talks about stripping, that she grew up with a mother making $10 an hour to support two kids, and that she resolved never to be poor. Thus she strips. And (we can assume), thus she appears on reality TV.

And then there is Bubbles.

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“I’m afraid of psycho men,” explains Bubbles. It seems like the usual Bubbles goofiness, but things take an extreme turn. She talks about being afraid of getting attacked, and Doc seems to jump to an unpredictable place: “Were you sexually abused when you were a little girl?” Bubbles confirms that she was. Heartbreaking. Ugh. There are no words.

Doc asks the girls if they can relate “on some level” to what Bubbles has gone through.

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Soooo many of them have. In retrospect, this isn’t shocking, but god is it sad all the same. Bay Bay Bay interviews that she now feels like “a bag of crap,” and that by this admission, she now understands why Bubbles is the way she is. Doc has the girls gather around Bubbles to support her…

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…Bubbles, in her unfailingly kind manner, says she doesn’t want anyone to feel bad. But it’s OK if they and we do. Really is is.

Obviously everything else is bound to pale in comparison. Great job Bubbles. How can they not feel bad now? Kidding, kidding.

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Natasha’s biggest fear is not being in control. Additionally, she isn’t close with her family because she doesn’t want to deal with death. That’s a dictionary-definition example of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but I guess that’s the control thing. Doc Ali attempts to get Natasha to talk to herself, but Natasha isn’t ready to do that. Also, it is kind of weird.

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Marcia is afraid of pain and she drinks to deal with her fear. But not anymore! She pledges to quit drinking, here on TV.

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“One seeep, I’ll pack my stuff and leave,” she tells the group. I’ll believe it when I see it — good thing I have to watch it for work!

Finally, there’s Risky.

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At first she lies or whatever. After some prodding, she admits that she’s been through a lot and she tends to keep it inside. “I had to live through it. Why relive it? Why bring it up again?” You can’t really fault her logic. And, try as she might to contain it, some emotion does slip out.

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“I been through it all. Everything,” she cries. She doesn’t even need to say more than that, I don’t think. I hear her loud and clear. Man, these girls have not had things easy. It’s said a few times on this episode that Bubbles’ reveal helps shed light on her behavior and general demeanor, but I think that goes for all of these girls. Most real episode of reality TV ever, y/y?

Lala announces to the girls that their challenge will, similar to the lesson, deal with them facing their fears. They’re given coats and split up in teams via the coats’ color. The Blue Team consists of Natasha, Bubbles, Ashley and Risky, while K.O, Bay Bay Bay, Brittanya and Marcia are on Pink.

On the way, Risky tells the girls on the bus, “Don’t believe your thoughts!” Talk about closed off!

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“Oh yes, that is true!” says Bay Bay Bay. She sounds like someone who’s been trained to change her instincts or at least ignore them.

They arrive at some place that looks spooky, but probably mostly because it’s so damn dark.

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It is Linda Heights Hospital, which has been closed for 15 years and is currently considered a hazard to its community, Lala explains. Many people believe that it is “extremely haunted.” I mean, is there any other way for something to be haunted? Ghosts don’t strike me as being particularly into moderation, but I’ve never been touched by one, as it were, so I’m no expert.

The main goal of the challenge is to “make the hospital safer,” explains Stryker. The girls and their deans pile into the “safe room.” So, if this place is “extremely haunted,” how is it that there’s a safe room? What kind of negotiating with ghosts do you have to do to set that up? “You guys can only scare us and moan about crap you’re not afforded in the afterlife but only in certain wings…” And the ghosts listen? Like, what?

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What’s going to happen is one girl from each team will be “the communicator” and read off instructions via walkie talkie to the girls who are off doing their set tasks. Risky and Bay Bay Bay are chosen as the selected communicators, and they didn’t even have to talk their way into that post. But they could have!

First task:

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Bubbles and Natasha elect to brave the morgue. The best thing about this challenge becomes immediately apparent as soon as they begin their trek:

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…the Requiem for a Dream-style mounted up-the-nose cams. New York sported one of these recently. It’s a trend this season, much like leaving the reality show you signed up for.

The girls find the morgue…

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It immediately becomes clear that they aren’t alone, and I ain’t talkin’ ’bout no ghosts. There are rats in the body lockers. Bubbles claps a few times. At first it seems like she’s trying to incite her rodent friends into a Babe-style performance, but then she reveals her true objective:

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I’m sure if one wanted to bust out some acapella stylings, she wouldn’t complain about that, either.

They’re able to close the top locker, but the bottom one seems to have something going on that’s preventing it from shutting all the way. This requires climbing in and shifting crap around. Natasha interviews that since Bubbles was the one afraid of the vermin, she thought it was important for her to face her fears. She then laughs maniacally. It would seem that Natasha is interested in forcing everyone to face their fears.

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Bubbles climbs in…

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It’s all very [Rec]. I hated that movie. But I like seeing these girls succeed. Trade-off! And that they do — Bubbles and Natasha return to the room having completed their task and bank $200 for unspecified charity.

Next task:

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Bay Bay Bay immediately steps up and shows just what kind of a communicator she is…

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With directions like that, how could they possibly fail? Marcia and K.O elect to take on this task. Their strategy is to curse at the ghost. They walk through the hallways of the hospital screaming, “F*** you, bitch.” You know the ghosts were like, “Well, they’re filming a reality show. We did expect that sort of talk.” They probably don’t even take it personally.

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Marcia interviews that if she comes upon any ghosts, “they’re goin’ down.” Or, per the grammar of her custom shirt, I think she might mean “there goin’ down.” They finish up and come back with the traps.

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So far, no one’s particularly perturbed.

That changes slightly with the third task:

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This time, Ashley’s going by herself. When she reaches the laboratory, her walkie talkie starts to go out. Also, she seems to almost get electrocuted:

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Somehow on the way back, she gets lost. It might be because of the walkie talkies, it might be because her Darth Vader helmet is interfering with her peripheral vision. Hard to say. But her loss is our gif gain:

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Natasha eventually retrieves Ashley. She does so patiently, and it’s completely bizarre, as is everything on this show I guess.

Finally:

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Brittanya’s flying solo for this one:

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When Brittanya gets to the laboratory, Bay Bay Bay tells her she should see biohazardous waste. “Biohazard? I don’t know what the f*** that means,” says Brittanya. Well, at least she seems open to learning. She ends up collecting a bunch of gross, bloody crap and bringing it back up.

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She’s kinda meh about the experience, as is everyone when they return to the room. Also, am I hateful for being slightly disappointed that all of the challenges were completed? Be more difficult next time, show! I guess what I learned from all this is that if you reveal deeply personal things about yourself on TV, you will be able to complete menial tasks in an old hospital. A life lesson, to be sure.

Both teams obviously raised the same amount of money for god knows who, but only one can win. And that’s the Pink Team, since the only mistake made during the entire challenge happened when Blue’s Ashley got lost.

At home, the Blue girls are whisked to detention.

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Here’s how voting breaks down: Ashley votes for Natasha, Natasha votes for Ashley, Bubbles writes down “Natasha”…

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…but ends up saying, “Ashley” after hemming and hawing when she’s asked for her vote.

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Finally, Risky votes for Bubbles. Ashley interviews that she’s happy that Bubbles will be brought to the carpet, as Charm School will not help her since she’s “stupid as f***.” We then see Ashley attempting to leave the room and yelling, “How the f*** do I get out of here?”

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The justice couldn’t be more poetic even if Janet Jackson were narrating this episode via words written by Maya Angelou.

After the deans fill in a concerned-looking Ricki on the day’s events…

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…it is time for elimination.

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I would like to note that Marcia looks great.

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Reveal your personal secrets and you can conquer ghosts. Say you’re going to quit drinking and you look like you’ve never touched a drop in your life. You can turn things around, and this episode proves just how easy that is.

Ricki says she wants to talk about the hospital. Bubbles raises her hand and then launches into a soliloquy. It is amazing. Come, let’s explore!

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“Um, I was the one that went inside da…I really faced my fears! Those were rats inside that drawer and I went on the table inside the drawer to take out all these drawers out! And I heard the thing go chh chh chh…

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…when the rats were in there. And when I was in the basement I was always afraid that someone was gonna come an attack me. But I put that aside and I did it!”

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She’s, like, screaming by the end. Like, OK girl, we believe you. We watched it. Remember? Stryker’s reaction is fantastic…

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…but Risky’s is even better:

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Pointed and restrained, that’s how Risky rolls. You know, last week after she baited Brittaney Starr into a confrontation and then said she wished Brittaney had stay locked in the bathroom (even though she was so angry about that incident around the time of Ki Ki’s elimination), I was kinda mad at Risky. I’m glad to say that as a result of this gif (and her breakdown during the lesson, which totally made me feel for her), I’m back on the Risky train and pulling the whistle in her honor.

But not like that.

The Bottom 3 are called to the carpet.

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Bubbles says she voted for Ashley because Risky did better in the challenge. Fair enough. Natasha says she voted for Ashley because the only reason Ashley’s doing anything is that Farrah’s not here. Ashley scoffs this for making absolutely no sense.

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Ricki’s taking a risk and sending Ashley back to the group. Indeed, Ashley does strike me as a hair-pulling hazard. Make sure she stands in the front row.

Ricki wonders how far Natasha has come. Bubbles takes the opportunity to tearily rant again.

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I’m not transcribing it because I don’t understand like half the stuff she says. But at least now I understand why she says she stuff she says.

Natasha says she doesn’t care about the prize money — she came here to complete a goal. Well, she’s not going to get to complete it or the money. Natasha’s going home.

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She says she was bounced because Ricki didn’t see her changing, but why would she want to change anyway? Um, for TV? When something doesn’t makes sense on a reality show, isn’t that the default answer?

Bubbles, meanwhile, interviews…

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I’m gonna feel really determined to keep on st- st- taking a stand.” Adorable. That’s all, folks.

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  1. Chelle_chell says:

    Ashley my girl but…she need to be eliminated!!!
    She’s a certified BULLY!!!!
    As a parent how could she treat a person the way she does??
    Its like her bullying is O.k because of rateings…

    I love me some Ashley and SPIT-Tanya but one of them should’ve been eliminated…

    Not a good look VH1!!!

  2. LEGALLYBLONDE39 says:

    I’m glad the remaining girls are getting along better. I think ashley has changed the most.

  3. LEGALLYBLONDE39 says:

    I liked Bubbles before, but now she is getting on my nerves.

  4. Tiff-Tiff says:

    I think that Natasha should not have went home and for all of those who like and hope that Bay Bay Bay stays, you all need to check your ghetto-o-meter. She needs help on her ego she thinks she is all of that and she has a lot to learn. I want her off as soon as possible.

  5. drea says:

    Natasha has no room to talk about skanks with “darth vader” voices. Her voice is so masculine it puts most grown men to shame. As far as “skanks” go, well that’s the big loose skank calling the kettle black. She does cheap nasty porn for a living! She just didn’t seem like a genuine nice person. I almosy feel sorry for her, she’s so bitter and unhappy with herself that she feels the need to knock everyone else down to make her own miserable life look like it’s worth anything meaningful. Go back to the bang bus, that’s all you’re worth.

  6. niyah says:

    I Like Bubbles when she was on real chance of love but now she gets on my nerves and I love ashely She really came to change

  7. brandon says:

    IS IT ME OR DOES NATASHA HAVE A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH ASHLEY & BRITTANYA??

    SHE’S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THEM & THEY DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER, LMAO!

  8. brandon says:

    IS IT ME OR DOES NATASHA HAVE A STRANGE OBSESSION WITH ASHLEY & BRITTANYA??

    SHE’S ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THEM & THEY DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER. SHE’S A LESBO OR SOMETHING.

  9. maidenUSA says:

    It seems like ashely will never change and still be an embarrassment to her son because i saw on TMZ yesterday a clip on Ashely and Farrah, the two bff drunk and exposing their private parts. Natasha deserved to go, she didn’t care bout changing or winning. The girl had problems in the past and that is why she is what she is today a loner,bitter, angry pornstar who is afraid to confront her inner demons. And i am noticing how Ricki Lake barely does anything on this show besides talking to the girls that comes to her or eliminating someone, she is basically clueless on what goes on with the girls and has to rely on the two judges. I think she should of been more involved on the show.

  10. Cristina says:

    ashley should’ve gone!!!!! damn B-U-L-L-Y~!!!

  11. heather says:

    i think charm skool iz the most koolest show evr!!! but the thing iz, i dont c wats helping them becom a better person thare jus doing some things 2 help ppl

  12. heather says:

    i think ashleyz the best 1 on charm skool bubbles freeks me out brittayaz kool im so glad that natasha left shes a `#_++)@!(&_&#*(&( baybaybay iz ok riskez kool marciaz a drunkin `#_++)@!(&_&#*(&( i dont reely no bout ko nd i cant remembr the rest. but my faves r ash, nd britannya

  13. POOH_POOH says:

    THANK GOD NATASHA IS GONE…I AM SO GLAD THAT RICKY IS HELPING THESE GIRLS CHANGE AND BECOME BETTER FRIEND AND I AM GLAD SHE IS TRYING TO TEACH THEM TO LIVE AS GOD WANTS THEM TO…I HOPE THAT EITHER RISKY,BAY BAY BAY,KO IS THE LAST ONE STANDING…NO OFFENCE TO EVERYONE ELSE I LIKE YOU GUYS TO…NO HOMO INTENDED…

  14. chris says:

    i don’t like natasha and i do think she deserved to go home. she even said in her exit interview that she didn’t need to be there. ashely is funny and i think there is actually a nice person somewhere underneath there. we saw how nice she was to the kids during the rock of love bus challenge at the pool. and for bubbles. shes not gonna win. she’ll be gone before the finale. lol what is that like 2 episodes away? from the look of the episode names someone quits next episode so… im guessing it’ll probably be marcia after getting drunk. the other person eliminated will probably be brittanya. the episode after that it will be bubbles. so the finale will be ashley, bay bay bay, risky and k.o. next gone will be risky, then ashely, then k.o. and bay bay bay will win.

  15. Amy says:

    This was a fantasic episode when the girls began to cry i began to cry too this is WHY they were put in charm school in the 1st place this episode hit the hammer on the head almost beautifully.
    Ashely= If you don’t want to be an embrassment to your son then don’t strip change careers while your still young and find something that you love and is more positive
    Brittyana= Stay out of trouble don’t end up like my friend Danielle who also has kids and ended up in jail for a month because she $()%_#@@+@~@#(+) ed up her probabtion her life is $()%_#@@+@~@#(+) ed up now because of even just being a month in jail she’ll have trouble looking for a job now because most employers these days do background checks and obviously if Brittayna wants a full time job chances are that will come up

    Bay Bay Bay= You have the biggest loud mouth and yet your scared of a stalker? wouldn’t she use her huge voice to scare him or her off? hmm something seems odd

    Marcia – Good luck with getting sober I had a friend with an alocholic problem believe me it’s not easy to stay sober

    Risky= I wonder what’s she gone through the only way she can heal if she breaks down whatever walls she has surronding her

    Natasha= Um seems very bitter and hiding alot of pain I think she needs therapy it’s a good thing perhaps that she was kicked off because she didn’t seem like she wanted to be there or even finish for that matter

    Bubbles= Now I can see why she acts soo childish she’s using it as a shield to hide from the pain so she’s relaspes to be a little kid with a little voice

    all in all great episode

    KO=

  16. Dwayne says:

    Bubble’s is getting annoying and needs to go home and there’s no hope for Ashley.

  17. Rhiannon says:

    I was watching charm school and my four year old daughter was sitting with me. Natasha was on talking about god-knows-what, and my daughter looks at me and says “why is that boy dressed like a girl on TV?” Priceless!!!

  18. notyourname says:

    this show is WACK!!! i love it but holy (&^$$+$*!*)~^#^% im a sophmore and we act better than this!!! bay bay bay or K.O.needs the prize money… they are the best ones… natasha is a man ashley is a stuck up hoe… bubbles is stupid, and makes it an act… brittanya is trying hard, but needs to open her eyes cause ricki just feels sorry so she wont go to jail…marcia is wack, fake, and wont give up drinking…its a waste of time to try to change most of them…! have a good day!

  19. gregg says:

    How about Military School hosted by Chris Rock Brad Pitt or etc and find two deans.

  20. scifiwritir says:

    Was sad to see Natasha go. Not because I like her (Honestly, –like Bret, I wonder if she’s a girl) but because she and Ashley are very funny in their interviews. Now the only humorist left is Ashley. Even if she’s a bit mean, she’s likable.

    Am liking all the remaining girls except for Brittanya.

    -C

  21. Catrina says:

    I FEEL LIKE NATASHA WAS MAKING A CHANGE AND I DONT AGREE WITH THE ELIMINATION AS USUAL.I THINK ASHLEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN WENT HOME BUT DUE TO HER AND HER POSSEY STANDING UP TO LEAVE THEY DIDNT LET HER GO.I THINK KI KI SHOULD BE THERE SHE NEEDED A CHANGE MORE THEN ANY OF THEM.ISNT THIS WHAT THIS SHOW IS FOR? NOTE FOR NATASHA I AM A HUGE FAN AND THINK YOUR SO PRETTY….

  22. Kim says:

    This had to be the best episode for this season, almost made me cry when the girls shared their feelings. And I’m glad Natasha went home!…next up…GET ASHLEY OUT!!

  23. sexyj20 says:

    the hostspital aint even haunted that is so freakin fake
    just lik ashleys hair

  24. zuricia says:

    i think marcia is so funny on this but not when every one was crying

  25. lyndirose says:

    lmfao @ Rhiannon’s comment. You can always count on little kids to speak the truth, no matter what.

    But more to the point, I was a fan of Natasha’s on Rock of Love, but after seeing her constantly `@_()+&$&_$^_`~#~ and moan about Ashley and Brittanya doing this and that, I was like, please send her back to her anonymous porn site or wherever the hell she _`^!&*(~$&(()~@) s for a living.

    Oh, btw, did I forget to mention I’m black? So for all you crybaby whiners out there who are `@_()+&$&_$^_`~#~ ing that Natasha got sent home because of her race, please re-evaluate yourselves before you post.

  26. boss lady says:

    Ashley has been down to the carpet four out of the five times, but yet she’s still there why? I believe, and I could be mistaken, that this was Natasha’s first time on the carpet and she’s sent home. It seems to me that exactly what so hood said would happen is happening, and whether people want to realize it or not there’s a white and black thing going on here, and it pains that Risky and Bay Bay Bay does not see it. I use to love Ricki Lake, but that was before she did Charm School, and showed who she really is.post my entry

  27. rur says:

    Geez, janiyah, Ricki Lake is not a “racist #)`$)^_^*%(*#*! woman because nobody was sent home last week. Nobody was sent home last week because two people left on their own. If she’d sent anyone else home, they would eventually run out of people before they ran out of show. Think!

  28. Laroi Oglesby says:

    I Believe That Ashley Had Been On The Carpet For About Three Or Four Times Because She Is Not Ready 2 Change. And I Think It Was Wrong Decision 2 Send Natasha Home Cause She Had Worked Hard Enough 2 B Inside Charm School. Because She Is So Fine And So Cute. So I Think It Was Wrong 4 Ricki 2 Make That Decision Because I Think She Needed Another Chance And I Believe That. So If I Were Her I Should Insist 2 Bring Her Back And Send Ashley Home Insted Of Natasha Cause I Believe She Is Very Pretty.

  29. Laroi Oglesby says:

    I Believe That Ashley Had Been On The Carpet For About Three Or Four Times Because She Is Not Ready 2 Change. And I Think It Was Wrong Decision 2 Send Natasha Home Cause She Had Worked Hard Enough 2 B Inside Charm School. Because She Is So Fine And So Cute. So I Think It Was Wrong 4 Ricki 2 Make That Decision Because I Think She Needed Another Chance And I Believe That. So If I Were Her I Should Insist 2 Bring Her Back And Send Ashley Home Instead Of Natasha Cause I Believe She Is Very Pretty.

  30. bebe says:

    let’s see the people who have been expelled:
    Beverly, RoLB, white, expelled for fighting
    Gia, RoLB, white, expelled for excessive drunkeness
    Kiki, RCoL, black, expelled for being confrontational
    Brittaney, RoLB, white, expelled for being a froot loop
    Natasha, RoLB, black, expelled for being resistant to change (?)
    (I apologize if I have made a mistake with any of this)

    Drop Outs:
    Farrah, RoLB, white, couldn’t stand arguing
    So Hood, RCoL, black, felt she wouldn’t be treated fairly

    Ashley and Marcia have regularly been called on the carpet. Ashley, I can see why. Marcia, I really can’t. Even Bubbles has been called down more than once and she really hasn’t done anything wrong. But Ricki doesn’t have any control over that since the girls are voting.

    Brittaney was also called down over and over until she was sent home. Usually Brittaney hadn’t done much of anything wrong. She is the main person that Ricki didn’t like.

    The thing is… Beverly quit obviously physically attacked Brittaney (even though brittaney was egging her on) and Gia is a blackout drunk. Even though Marcia drinks a lot, she’s not like Gia because she is aware of what she’s doing. Gia had to watch the show to even know, poor girl.

    Beverly and Gia HAD to go. The other people who were expelled didn’t have such an obvious case against them, but neither did the other girls up for elimination.

  31. Christie says:

    heather, by helping other ppl, you become a better person yourself.

  32. janasia says:

    hi i love the show it is funny and good i love the show because all the girls are funny and nice. But i just do not like star girl i do not like her because she is not funny at all and she look like a fish/monkey… SHE IS A )+**~_&`&*~^+&%#& ~)@&_&)~*+@#~$`$ ER but all the there girl nice you do see them by they self star girl and KO are not so funny and nice KO LOOK LIKE A MONKEY TO ME…..

  33. Rachell says:

    I really feel for Bubbles. She’s got such a sweet, good heart and it breaks mine to think that something so terrible happened to her.

    Ashley though….what can I say? She has a mean streak and I’m starting to dislike her as much as I did in ROL. I can empathize with growing up poor, but some of us actually worked our way through college so we wouldn’t have to rub our cooter in some trucker’s face for a living. She just wants easy money and doesn’t want to have to do honest work for it.

  34. keekee216 says:

    I think that everyone is picking on bubbles becuz of the way she is I want her to stay but ashley needs to go.I think that natasha is really a man,look at here adams apple 4 real yall dont see that $%#*.bay bay bay she think she can talk to everybody like she is their mother she need to talk to her alleged stalker like that.Risky is my girl she is so cool.the rest of the girls well all I can say about them is they need help!

  35. keekee216 says:

    Im glad natasha is gone she looks like a man anyway and she got on my nerves.

  36. HungLao says:

    I hope Bubbles wins this show. She deserves it the most.
    That girl doesn’t start crap with the other girls, and is a good soul (albeit a little strange or immature). She most certainly will benefit more than rest of those women.

    (They are almost all hot beotches though!)

  37. sk says:

    What’s up with the Christopher Guest references this week?? First Brooke Knows Best (awesomely ref’d Best in Show) and now Charm School (again, taking one of the best throw-away lines of Waiting for Guffman)…is this a new running gag?

  38. Lordarot says:

    I Know Ashley has not changed at all, time for the non changing people like Risky and Ashley to be eliminated both on the same night would work out well. Bay bay bay i am still thinking to give you a chance and see how you are around Bubbles and the others as far as your yelling and all that you do.

  39. BetterThanYou says:

    Netasha= Fierce…Make-up and lashes are always on point!
    Bubbles= Dumb as hell…she needs to go ASAP
    Ashley= My favorite…love her! They FEAR her….even Ricki. She speaks the truth and like always everyone hates.
    Bay Bay Bay= Should win an oscar for her performances lol…she kills me with that victim role but yet she’s quick to jump in someones face over nothing.
    Risky= Bay Bay Bay’s right hand man lol Annoying as hell and tacky…..NEXT!
    The rest are forgotten. Staged>>>YES. The editors of this show deserve a round of applause everytime I watch it gets funnier and funnier. BEST COMEDY T.V. SHOW OF THE YEAR!!!! The show is not to change for the better but about the MONEY. DUH!

  40. BetterThanYou says:

    What the hell is on the side of bubbles face?

  41. lyndirose says:

    LMFAO @ Rhiannon’s comment. You can always count on kids to speak the truth regardless.
    But more to the point, Natasha was one of my favorites on Rock of Love, but after enduring her constant _*%&^%^%^*`@$%&&% ing and moaning about Ashley this and Brittanya that, I couldn’t be happier to see her booted.
    Oh did I forget to mention I’m black? So for those of you who are bringing race into this, please evaluate your thoughts before you post.

  42. Lyndirose says:

    LMFAO @ Rhiannon’s comment. You can always count on little kids to speak the truth regardless.

    But more to the point, Natasha was one of my favorites on Rock of Love, but after seeing her constantly +(^$_!$_*~(&~@^)~ and moan about Ashley this and Brittanya that, I was more than happy to see her go.

    Oh, btw, did I forget to mention I’m black? So for those of you people bringing race into this, please remember which two girls got sent home on the first night.

  43. Angela says:

    i LiKE ASHLEY. i THiNK SHE CAN CHANGE.
    i DON’T REALLY THiNK BUBBLES NEEDS TO BE ON THE SHOW.
    & NATASHA NEEDED TO GO HOME, AND SHE DiD.
    SHE KiNDA LOOKS LiKE A MANNN.

    YEAHHH BOOOYYYY (:

  44. KKK says:

    Bye bye Natasha. YOUR nothing but a dude in a tutu. YOUR mean and wicked UGLY. Im glad you got expelled. Thats what you get for being a total dou che bag. LOSER

  45. Laroi Oglesby says:

    I Believe It Was The Wrong Decision 2 Send Natasha Home Instead Of Ashley Because She Is Ugly And Not My Type.

  46. Great Episode! says:

    This was one of their best episodes yet! I even shed some tears when the girls discussed their fears….I really like Marcia….a lot. She is da realest chick out of the whole group. She gets along with everyone except those who hate her! She is mad funny and says the craziest things. She is also very beautiful….but she needs to lay off the alchohol because it is messing her face up really bad…..she has waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy to much going for herself to let herself go like that. Use your wit and smarts to your advantage. Your accent is da bomb!!!! I can see you playing in high end movie roles….like that one chick the spanish one who played in Denzel Washington movies and she is a model also….Eva Mendez? Not Rosario Dawson….the other spanish beauty…You seem like you get along with all kinds of people and you seem to have a good head on your shoulders! I hope you won Charm School….but you most definitley should lay off drinking alcohol and start getting in shape and audition for movie, and TV roles….I can see you going far….you just gotta take steps in faith and just believe! You can do it!

  47. some old guy says:

    Bubbles is so sweet and has such a kind spirit.

    I can see all of them changing, at least in this episode, for the better.

    Most improved so far: I think Bay Bay Bay. I really hated her on the other show. She’s so smart, but her aggressive attitude led her to use that gift to hurt people. Hopefully, BBB can start using her brain for good now.

    Let’s see where this goes.

  48. Lyndirose says:

    LMFAO @ Rhiannon’s comment. You can always count on little kids to speak their minds regardless.

    But more to the point, I was rooting for Natasha on Rock of Love, but after seeing her constantly `%%`+$@!@^$@~$#!( and moan about Ashley this and Brittanya that, I couldn’t be happier to see her take her ^^@(&))&^)()!%& back to whatever web site she @!*~!)@$^`!+`%@% s on for a living.

    Oh, btw, did I forget to mention I’m black? So for those of you complaining that Ricki Lake is a racist, please remember the first two girls that were booted before you post.

    Thank you and have a good night.

  49. Lyndirose says:

    Whoops. I didn’t realize I posted the same thing three times already!
    Sorry, everybody! Just disregard those other postings!

  50. Channie says:

    Now Rich, I’m a little disappointed. How could you NOT like “Requiem for a Dream”?! If there was ever a better analogy about reality TV (getting what you want, and the resulting/inevitable downfall) it is CERTAINLY that movie!!

  51. cho-chi says:

    Why is Ricki Lake getting rid of all of the Black women?

  52. jerome says:

    Because they are loud and obnoxious thats why!!!

  53. Rich Juzwiak says:

    I love Requiem for a Dream!

  54. Risky Fan says:

    Risky pictures are all so cute. I feel bad that she was crying. I don’t care about nobody else on this show but Risky. Awwww….Risky is the best! Risky Risky Risky Risky! Get it through your heads….RISKY is the best. Beautiful, don’t take no crap from no one, has a good heart, cares for others, It’s Risky Snitches!!!

  55. rosalie says:

    i saw the linda heights hospital it is for surely HAUNTED the bodies waste let alone all the ghosts i did research and spent two nights in that hospital i think it is a phsyciatric ward ( i dont know how to spell phsyciatric ) but while i was there i was so freaking scared i have never seen so many ghosts in my life let alone blood and little notes o nthe wall like die and help it was REAL scary email me at toosm4rt4u@yahoo.com for more info on the experience go btitannya and ashley they my homegurls lol

  56. Angel88 says:

    I think it’s really sad that people treat bubbles so rude since she is so sweet. Like, you can just tell that she’s a good person and they just walk all over her. I think I’m especially touched by her because people try to walk over me a lot too (until they realize that they can’t). Also, I hate Marcia, Ashley and Brittania’s whack a$$es. But, out of all of them I hate Ashley and Marcia the most (and equally). Those 3 can’t seem to have compassion for others and it’s really sad too. By the way, I’m a bit surprised at ricki lake. I don’t if she’s different now because she’s thinner, or what but I do know that she doesn’t seem as cool w/ black women as she used to be. It’s almost like she doesn’t like black people.

  57. Classylady31 says:

    This episoide really enlightened many viewers seeing that some girls had a break through. However, I wish that Ashley went home because she is still rude; she claims she fears the disappointment from her child but I think its a little too late. Your mother is truly a @#*)^*!!!`+@*!#!+ kid; she will never have enough respect for others because she doesn’t even respect herself. And Baybaybay needs to go because she has been rude to bubbles and it shouldn’t have taken this long to try and woman up and see you were wrong. Regardless of her being sexually abused bubbles shouldn’t be treated badly. God forbid I was on that show because the first @#*)^*!!!`+@*!#!+ I would have took out would be keke and throw in Baybaybay. So Hood is a nobody ignorant @#*)^*!!!`+@*!#!+ so she would be a waste of time but I would love to hand those two AND ashley their `+!**@^)&))((%@ es.

  58. Classylady31 says:

    This episoide really enlightened many viewers seeing that some girls had a break through. However, I wish that Ashley went home because she is still rude; she claims she fears the disappointment from her child but I think its a little too late. Your mother is truly a ~_%$()%_$$)~_~`&! kid; she will never have enough respect for others because she doesn’t even respect herself. And Baybaybay needs to go because she has been rude to bubbles and it shouldn’t have taken this long to try and woman up and see you were wrong. Regardless of her being sexually abused bubbles shouldn’t be treated badly. God forbid I was on that show because the first ~_%$()%_$$)~_~`&! I would have took out would be keke and throw in Baybaybay. So Hood is a nobody ignorant ~_%$()%_$$)~_~`&! so she would be a waste of time but I would love to hand those two AND ashley their @__*&$@))**&)&$ es.

  59. MMM says:

    I have been through a lot though I am only 21. I just can’t believe this episode. I feel really hurt for the girls but if they are acting it hurts me more. I don’t ever wish abuse on anyone, but I have been abused by someone I love and still choose to love. If you are joking you are really terrible for doing so. I went through some really terrible memories watching this show; it took me more than one time to watch. I just wanted to gain that courage to be able to watch it and as I did the things I saw seemed really fake. The things I have gone through are much worse than spider webs and the dark. I am hurt for the ones who were really hurt but if you are faking anything in this sad sad episode you are awful. I do love reality t.v but don’t hit people in the heart like this unless it is true.

    M
    M
    M

  60. rhode islands finest says:

    Man, ricki needed to send that crazy $_*($`@^(+%^($*^( home, she don’t know ^!+^@!(@`##(%(+_ but i hope the gravy starts hitting the fan now, and the rest of the $_*($`@^(+%^($*^( es get it.

  61. dwemmy says:

    If Marcia stays off the sauce I think she can win it all. Early on I would’ve predicted B3 but boy has she shmaltzed it up for the cameras. Especially the mindless verbal attacks upon whomever while Kiki was still there.

    As long as Bubbles doesn’t do something truly idiotic ( a distinct possibility) she’s got a shot at the &*^(%~$%(^*#$@* le as well.

    BTW, Ricki Lake sucks, the dude sucks and LaLa sucks (she’s got an incredible resume- hah!).

  62. cutie98 says:

    0ohh shut up. everyone gets eliminated based on they way they changing. stop bring racism into it its just gettin you worked up for no reason. slavery ended million year ago GETTT OVERR IT!

  63. jermaine says:

    bubbles should have went home