You know Megan Hauserman’s devious, brutal and object-oriented ways from her past appearances on VH1, but how well do you really know her? Hopefully a little bit better after watching these videos, in which the star of Megan Wants a Millionaire (premiering Sunday, Aug. 2 at 9/8c) undergoes the famous personality test the Proust Questionnaire. The questionnaire, which covers life’s generalities from fears to extravagances to overused phrases, is meant to reveal its taker’s true nature. Megan seems more than willing to do so. Part 1 is above. Parts 2 and 3 are below…
We’ve also typed out Megan’s answers for those who can’t (or won’t) watch the video but need quick insight into Megan’s character:
What is your idea of perfect happiness? Never having to be woken up by an alarm clock.
What is your greatest fear? Body hair.
What trait do you most deplore in yourself? I crave carbs.
What is the trait you most deplore in others? Disorganization.
What living person do you most admire? Madonna.
Which living person do you most despise? Tyra Banks.
On what occasion do you lie? Anytime I want a desired outcome and telling the truth does not get that.
What is your current state of mind? Very happy, very excited, very appreciative and very looking forward to the near future.
What is your greatest extravagance? My BMWs.
What do you dislike the most about your appearance? My black roots.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I’d be a natural blonde.
What is the quality you most like in a man? High living standards, generosity and dominance.
What is the quality you most like in a woman? Dependability.
What do you value most in your friends? Their love of social drinking.
Where would you most like to live? On a luxurious compound on a private beach where it’s warm all the time.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Only being able to tan in tanning beds.
What is your greatest regret? Not playing the lottery more often.
What word or phrase do you most overuse? “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
What is your most treasured possession? My designer purse collection.
What is your favorite occupation? Supermodel.
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Graduating from college with my accounting degree.
What or who is the greatest love of your life? Lily.
What talent would you most like to have? The ability to teach Lily tricks.
Who are you favorite writers? The people at gatecity.blogspot.com.
Who is your hero of fiction? Ginger from Casino.
What historical figure do you most identify with? Benjamin Franklin.
How would you like to die? In my sleep from old age.
What is your motto? Never take no for an answer.
Remember Megan Wants a Millionaire premieres Sunday, Aug. 2 at 9/8c.
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