For the first time since the Real Chance of Love 2 finale, Chance has taken to his Twitter to do something other than plug the new Stallionaires music on iTunes. He started by tweeting about the virtues of being with short-haired women (“MY GIRL HAS TO HAVE CROP IM NOT INTO RUNNING MY HAND THROUGH TRACKS TICKS AND FLEAS”), presumably was called out by some followers for not keeping in touch with Hot Wings and then launched into a rant covering a range of topics. The full transcript (with grammar and caps lock intact) is below, but here’s the best tweet to whet your appetite:
“HOTWINGS DIS HOTWINGS DAT LOL YALL DONT WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! LOL LOLOLOL SO GET OFF MY NUTTZ ABOUT DAT…GET READY FOR THE CRUSH…I GOT SO MUCH POWER AND MONEY BEHIND MY NEW SINGLE THATS COMING OUT I FEEL SORRY IF UR NOT LIL WEEZY CAUSE MONEY TALKS BIATCH!!!!!!!!…RE TWEET DEEZ NUTTZ IN YA MOUTH IF U WANT SUM TO TWIT…IM HAPPY ABOUT WHATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN I TOOK OVA REALITY TV NOW ITS TIME FO THE MUSIC TO MAKE NIGGAZ LOOK SAD THEN MY MOVIE WILL SHUT U UP…THEN U CAN LICK MY NUTTZ AGAIN…NOW I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY HATERS FOLLOW U….. CAUSE THEY REALLY WANNA BE LIKE U BUT THERE SO LOW IN THE MIND THAT THERE DREAMS NEVER COME TRUE SO THEY HATE THE PEOPLE THEY WISH THEY COULD BE…OH WELL LET ME JUMP IN MY LAMBO AND GO EAT AT THE BEST PLACE I CAN FIND IN BEVERLY HILLS FOR LUNCH…IF UR NOT AS HATER DONT WORRY ABOUT THE THINGS I SAY IM A CRAZY NI**A GOOD PEOPLE DONT LET THE HATER IN U BE EXPOSED CAUSE U BELIVE THE HYPE…THESE CHICKS WANNA CALL ME GAY BUT THERE DADDYS AND LIL BROTHERS BE AT HOME DANCING TO MUSIC VIDEOS IN TANK TOPS AND SKINKY JEANS…OPEN UP YOUR BED ROOM DOOR TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR FAM AND THEN TELL ME WHOZ REALLY GAY…LOL…AND I ONLY MESS WITH CHICKS OLDER THAN ME ANYWAY LADIES WIT SENSE CAUSE IM TIRED OF SLAPPIN RERE YOUNG BITCHES…IM OUT BUT B4 I LEAVE…DONT FORGET TO…RETWIT…DEZ NUTTZ IN YO MOUF TRICK….. LICK EM SLOW…REMEMBER U CANT TAME NO STALLION NICCA”
He then told a few people we can presume are the “haters” he tweeted about to “SUCK IT SLOW.” Cute, right?