Celebrity Rehab 3 premieres on-air Thursday at 10/9c, but the first episode is online now. As with all Rehab season premieres, Dr. Drew checks in this new batch of patients, which includes Dennis Rodman (who’s convinced he’s the show’s biggest star), the bombshell-dropping Mackenzie Phillips, and a particularly sympathetic Heidi Fleiss (as Drew explains, “The only thing in her life is parrots and speed and Vicodin”).
Heidi set off some overseas controversy by recently proclaiming, “Thank god for abortion” on Celebrity Big Brother. She actually utters the same words on this show, and since this was filmed months ago, she actually said it here first. Dibs! But for real, this is heavy as usual, so much so that another Heidi quote may put it best: “F***.”