VH1′s Undateable To Take On Man Boobs, Penis-Naming

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All next week at 10/9c starting Monday, May 10, VH1 will air, Undateable, a mini-series devoted to counting down the “Top 100 things that guys do to guarantee they won’t be dating or having sex.” VH1 staples like Bret Michaels, Chilli, Brandy, Pep, Laverene Cox, Ron Jeremy and Tanisha Thomas will be showing up to give their talking-head two cents (as well as a bevy of other celebs, including cast members of The Jersey Shore). Above, everyone freaks out about man boobs as YouTuber mrpregnant sings an ode to his (way to cross over!), while below is a segment on penis-naming, which seems to suggest that Nick Cannon calls his “King Nicholas.”

We’d be remiss as a blog if we didn’t share the segment regarding “Online T.M.I.” That and some more (but hopefully not too much) information about the show is below!

From our initial announcement of Undateable:

Undateable is a new five-hour VH1 special airing over five consecutive nights, which looks at all the things that men do wrong in the eyes of the opposite sex. The series is based on the book Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t be Dating or Having Sex written by Ellen Rakieten and Anne Coyle.

Ellen Rakieten spent the last 23 years as a key force in creating The Oprah Winfrey Show. Anne Coyle is an award-winning advertising copywriter and owner of a nationally acclaimed interior design firm. The show will take a fun look at the top 100 things guys do that make them “undateable.”

Undateable shows men how to avoid wearing the wrong things, doing the wrong things and of course, saying the wrong things that are all instant warning signs to women. Undateable will be invaluable in helping teach men about their mistakes and women about what indiscretions are just “red flags” and which are the absolute “kiss of death.” So put away the Bluetooth, shave that goatee, put the dad jeans in the closet and join VH1 to learn about the things men do that make them “undateable.”

Executive producing Undateable for VH1 are Ellen Rakieten, Shelly Tatro, Karla Hidalgo and Jeff Olde.

Undateable airs Monday-Friday the week of May 10 at 10/9c each night. See more clips from the show at its video page.

  1. Nika says:

    You know what’s a huge turn off for me? When you walk into a guys room and there is a big cup of condoms on his desk. For you to see. Yea. That kills the mood.

  2. Brad says:

    Are they trying to be ironic by having the cast of jersey shore comment on a show called Undateable, just look at those people. Especially the guy with the jacked up hair telling other people how not to wear their hair.

  3. Jon says:

    Out of 100 things that make a guy undateable i do ONE thing wrong, i wear my cellphone on my waist. I am always single, WTF!

  4. Alex says:

    ok i was just watching your show and me and a couple of my friends agreeded you are wrong….skinny jeans are amazing neon colors some guys can pull off and the fake nerdy glasses are cute depending if they are cute enough and also have the looks to pull it off and criss angels bling their is nothing wrong with that he is amazing hes not a repeat offender of this “undateable” you guys just dont know whats cute….

  5. TallPoe says:

    At least he’s got nice soft real ones, as long as they’re real i don’t mind and you’re all just jealous =] And he does a really nice cover off The Last of the Mohicans soundtrack =]