Undateable‘s Things That Guys Do… The Entire Countdown

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If you missed the mini-series Undateable, VH1′s countdown show that ran throughout this week at 10/9c, we have you covered — the entire list of the “Top 100 things that guys do to guarantee they won’t be dating or having sex” is posted below…

100. Man Shakes
99.Blue Tooth
98.Wrong Sheets
97.Mandanas
96.Tanks & Sleeveless Ts
95.Arm Wrestling In Public
94.“The Blank –STER”
93.Vanity Plates
92.Quoting Lines From Movies
91.Unfortunate Ties
90.Cell Phone On The Waist
89.Sports Cliches
88.The Flatulence Trifecta
87.Ordering Wine @ Stadium
86.Online TMI
85.Pleated Pants
84.Embellished Jeans
83.Rearranging Junk / Butt Picking
82.Sports Jerseys
81.Dirty Car
80. Aggressive Sport Fans
79. Murses
78. Whining
77. Jorts & Japris
76. Air Guitar
75. Boners
74. Fake Swearing
73. Hawaiian Shirts
72. Overly Creative Voice Mail
71. Names For Breasts
70. Listening To Lite FM
69.Skullwear
68.Speaking In Cartoon Voice
67.Can’t Throw Ball
66.Pet Names for Penis
65.Crocs
64.Pitted Out Shirts
63.Booya
62.Tap That / Hit That
61.Playing Dungeons & Dragons
60. Going Shirtless In Public
59. Owning Nunchucks
58. Bling
57. Stupid Tees
56. Bad Dancing
55. Busting Out Porn Too Soon
54. Biker Shorts
53. Talking About Video Games
52. Bro-Code
51. “Moist”
50. Leather Pants
49. Crotch Grab
48. Holiday Sweaters
47. Bad Table Manners
46. Cut Off Shorts
45. Penis Enlargement
44. Frequenting Gun Range
43. Tacky Texting
42. Chain Wallet
41. Getting Drunk On a Plane
40.Disturbing Laugh
39.Lame Pick Lines
38.Open-Mouth Breathing
37.Excessive Ed Hardy
36.Burping Loudly & Proudly
35.Owning A Van
34.Baby Talk
33.Dad Jeans
32.Hairy Back, Neck & Nose
31.Eminem-Speak
30.Wimpy Drinker
29.Double Demin
28.Bicep & Calf Implants
27.The Pregnant Man
26.Speedos
25. Bad Driver (Sissy/Rage)
24.Attending Geek Conventions
23.Talking in Third Person
22.Riding A Contraption
21.Moobs
20. Guy lights/ Dyeing Your Hair
19. Bringing Glove to A Game
18. Tighty Whities
17. Bad Facial Hair
16. Gross Nails
15. Not Paying On First Date
14. Dirty Hair
13. Fur Coats
12. Bald Denial
11. Steroids
10. Creepily Into Mom
9. Excessive Waxing
8. Hocking Loogies
7. Mandals with Socks
6. The V & Other Gestures
5. Bustin’ a Sag
4. Eye/ Face lift
3. Chewing Tobacco
2. Talking About your Ex
1. The C-Word

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  1. NPH says:

    Number 1 should’ve been “Men who don’t have a job and live with their parents”

  2. bob jones says:

    this list is horse ^~!+*#$%~+~)^&!^

  3. jbh says:

    this show is one of the most offensive things i have ever seen. with all the suicides of teens being picked on on facebook etc., the mean spirited opinionated stereotyping here is giving more judgmental ammo to those who wish to mock and belittle others. this propogates the environment where people feel free to mock someone if they don’t conform to their ideas of what is acceptable or cool. when some kids drive a fellow classmate to suicide because they wear socks with sandals or have dirty hair i hope some clever lawyer points out that vh1 vindicates the belief that something is wrong or worthless about an individual because of these shallow observations and sues these schmucks out of existence. the real losers here are vh1 and the d list stars who are trying to salvage failed careers by mocking others. we should be trying to teach our children to accept others, not find flaws which make them part of a stereo-typed minority we can feel free to judge and mock with no consideration of their feelings or the consequences because they have been deemed “undateable”. this is the first step in bigotry: dehumanize a certain group so we can hate them or at least feel better about ourselves by pointing out why they are so awful and we are not. when is vh1 coming out with “100 things black people do that makes them second class citizens”?

  4. vachement says:

    TOOOOOTALLY agree with NPH.

  5. Matt says:

    Wow.. what a list! Well, sorry, but this list is pretty much all guys, though not every guy has every trait at the same time. Last I checked we were still getting girlfriends. Maybe this list will keep us from finding true love with the latest vacuous, self-serving, self-important, superficial, dime-a-dozen floosy though. I know, baby, you coulda been a star…

  6. Kitty says:

    The “guys” who find this list offensive are most likely pretty undateable themselves. humorless, thin skinned, easily offended whiners HUGE turn offs. MAN UP!

  7. smarter_than_vh1 says:

    This list is crap. Some things I agree with but thats me. U can’t make a list for all guys. I personally like a guy who’s not afraid to fart around me and who’s a sport nut. What’s crazier is that anyone would listen to old has-been and nobody celebrities who like to make up words by putting an ‘m’ in front of it… Watch for fun but I hope no one really takes this seriously! Do what makes you happy!

  8. evfan says:

    #1 should’ve been “talking about your ex”. i had a date w/ my close friend’s cousin, we went 2 go watch “she’s out of my league” and throughout the movie he kept on talking about his ex tht she was alot alike the girl w/ black hair in the movie. he said she was &~@+)`$+#_!*+~++_ y and took advantage of him. 1st i felt bad 4 him but then after the 2nd and 3rd, he was just mourning 4 her. i felt like i wasn’t even there…

  9. LIK ROPER says:

    just because women can’t and/or don’t fart (because they’re lame)doesn’t mean they should get off the hook easy; that’s right; we need a male-dominated undateable show to set the record straight once and for all, ladies! miss sugar daddy! bald britney! courtney hole! you know who you are!

  10. LIK ROPER says:

    HA! I WIN! NOW SHUT UTP, VH1

  11. laura says:

    my ex boyfriend was used in one of these segments as an example. oh revenge is sweet.

  12. DateDiva says:

    If you don’t look at dating as a hilarious journey, like this special does, then it becomes more like a burden then an adventure. This was awesome, and some points were well taken. I loved the “Don’t order wine at sporting events” tip. I didn’t even know you could do that! If you want a good laugh, google “Stories from the Dating Trenches,” or check out http://www.mydatestories.com. You’ll love the site if you thought this special was funny. Good luck out in the dating trenches!

  13. karen says:

    This list is humorous, but you can’t live your life by the few observations of a small group of people… A lot of the traits they call “undateable” are some of the things most girls look for… Bad dancing, out of date clothes, and a passion for sports, video games, and porn really shouldn’t be a big deal breaker… If you have a personal connection with another human who cares if they’re a dork… A healthy relationship has never in the history of time ever been solely successful because of such superficial traits.

  14. Nick says:

    I disagree with NPH. I’ve seen too many exceptions to think that being unemployed & living with their parents is a great hinderance.
    There were some things on this list that don’t really seem to stand in a guy’s way, such as using steroids, busting a sag, man shakes, skullwear, & embellished jeans.

  15. Joel says:

    Most of these make good sense. It’s the most douchebag things that men do, but doesn’t mean some women still do not date these guys.

    I think the biggest undateable thing about this show is the cast of Jersey Shore. Who in their right mind would take advice from them? Especially on how to do their hair.

  16. Nick says:

    Things that hinder guy’s ability to date/have sex in practice that surprised me to not see on this list:
    1. Being boring
    2. Not talking enough

  17. AROCK says:

    none of you could take on squatdog or his full power body shot

  18. trip says:

    *!*“_`^!!&`%+`) picks nose and butt>

    now, im off to the gun range.

  19. Elvis says:

    I agree on most of them, but two. First was the double denim. I do not see anything wrong. It’s a fashion statement & a classic plus very outgoing wear that you do not worry about them. To me, as long as you look good on them & gives you comfort, go for it. Who made you guys guru of fashions. Especially that guy in blue shirt & exposed white under shirt & a beard that commented “Kill Yourself”. Look at yourself in the mirror fool!
    Secondly, the Afro American lady that commented that Men should not have clothes & shoes more than the Women. Very untrue, because dressing up makes yourself feel good, be presentable. How can you do this if you have a few to juggle? I’m glad you’re not my wife.

  20. nkcaesar says:

    this show is hilarious and as a matter of fact this is called what “most fun-lacking conservative trash” would call “mean spirited opinionated stereotyping” or “judgemental ammo to those who wish to mock and belittle others”. but to other people who actually have a sense of humor call it satire. i will admit some of it was a little intrusive or blunt but overall its comedy people who don’t understand comedy at all or it’s purposes, or it’s means should really go to fun camp, or get a life, or frankly jump off a cliff your choice really. but it would be best to leave an innocent lawyer who probably thinks you’re an idiot for wasting his time for trying to sue media when its only obvious that you’re wasting his, and your (not that you realize it) time :)

  21. Dizzle187 says:

    Like I give a +`!`(^((##&!*^(* what the girls (or textbook d-bags) from ‘Jersey Shore’ have to say. I’m keeping my D out of them, that’s for sure. Some of these women on the show look like they’re in a torture camp while talking about these items. Yes most on the list are annoying, but, if you watch the news you’ll know there’s bigger problems in the world. ;)

    Oh and if I’m on a date with a girl I can’t stand, I’m doing all one-hundred of these.
    Thank you VH1 for your advice…

  22. Cornholio says:

    Do you know how you can tell which women watch VH1? They are the ones sitting with 6 other girls at a restaurant with no men around; because men, real men, cannot stand being around them. They will be alone until their mid 40′s when they turn, in desperation, to in-vitro fertilization after a string of failed relationships because no man wants to have such repulsive excuses for women around them.

  23. rich and single says:

    HA! I’m totally undateable. I have a large retirement account, cash in the bank, no debt, a great career, wonderful friends and family and the biggest smile contentment can give.
    I won’t spend a nanosecond of my time with Jewish American Princesses, materialistic `*&@*)@$^+#@$$+`~ es, whiny brats and self professed “babes” convinced that everybody wants to be with them.
    I LOVE the gun range.
    Good luck with those pretty gay boys and slave-labored designer fashions.

  24. Kyle says:

    Wow…. You just ruled out every man on the planet. I appreciate the humor though. If you take this list seriously, have fun dating a mannequin, or dying alone.

  25. ces says:

    jbh-
    I highly doubt that socks with sandals is gonna be the thing that drives someone to suicide. If it does, the world is probably a better place without them. People like you babying these kids are what makes them think of suicide when they hit the tiniest bump in the road. This is just a list of things that women generally find unattractive. Who knows maybe some kid will use this advice and get himself a girl to balance the ones who cant handle the criticism. Nobody’s gonna off themselves if they’re getting laid.

  26. James says:

    Funny. I easily do at least 10 things on this list and I’ve never had a problem getting women.

  27. ding says:

    this list is rather petty isn’t it? i know its meant to be humorous but calling someone undateable bc they wear sports jerseys or something like that is a little extreme. a lot of the stuff on this list guys find funny to do with their friends bc they know how unacceptable it is. like wear jorts on a weekend at the cottage just to be an idiot or a speedo to a pool party. and i don’t believe i saw cheating on there at all haha wtf is that about. i also like how it mostly picks out things that douchy dudes do but yet it says excessive ed hardy haha does someone who wrote this bf wear a some ed hardy? bc any ed hardy is too much.

  28. Miss Cali says:

    I agree with NPH too, but what about the ones who have NEVER had a job or left their parents house. You know @#$% happens! But seriously and some of those things on there are just stupid, like i really dont know anyone that shallow enough to really give a rats @$$ about half of the things on there. Like a cell phone on ur waist??? Come on! Oh and Crocs??? Lots of doctors wear crocs and i am pretty sure they dont have a problem getting any. :)

  29. Dizzle187 says:

    I can’t believe the guys on that show who act as if they’ve never quoted a movie, gone on Facebook, did “rapper talk”, or gave high fives/bro handshakes to their buddies, in their entire lives. I don’t trust any of those guys, they are lying their face off.

    Yes some on the list are understandable; but ladies, you’re going to have to learn to let a couple of those occasional things slide. They are not the end of the world; there are much more serious problems out there.

    The db from Jersey Shore said on there how he loves to “dutch oven” chicks, forcing them to smell his farts. And he’s giving ME advice?? And telling US how to style our hair?? `$*#+@%$(_+%%%*_ all that.

    Bits and pieces of the show were funny and understandable. But for the most part it was some ol bull )^)^(`!~~#^(~(()

  30. Dizzle187 says:

    I can’t believe the guys on that show who act as if they’ve never quoted a movie, gone on Facebook, did “rapper talk”, or gave high fives/bro handshakes to their buddies, in their entire lives. I don’t trust any of those guys, they are lying their face off.

    Yes some on the list are understandable; but ladies, you’re going to have to learn to let a couple of those occasional things slide. They are not the end of the world.

    The db from Jersey Shore said on there how he loves to “dutch oven” chicks, forcing them to smell his farts. And he’s giving ME advice, and telling US how to style our hair?? $@@+)+^_#++&@!_! all that.

    Bits and pieces of the show were funny and understandable. But for the most part it was some ol bull **^~&^)!_%^#~(~_

  31. Jay says:

    Okay. There are girls that call this list a piece of bull.

  32. Sie says:

    i do agree that this list is offensive to guys and not all of these are correct, but i really don’t think it’s meant to be taken seriously. lighten up guys :)

  33. Ron says:

    Lets see, just what woman are these guys looking for??? The list is sooooo judgemental and shallow. I also want to to know just what the number of women the authors survied, that is if she or they did any research at all. Talk about slamming the mythical geekie chick ( and they do exist)and all that are geeky. This list is next to useless, down right insultive. So, many of t6he listed items were subjective, demeaning and indicating that the woman is very shallow. The one question I have, Is it that the man is undatable, or is the the woman undateable?

  34. david kamp says:

    Hmmmmm….Tattoo’s and piercing’s not on the list!

  35. Steve says:

    Why doesn’t Vh1 produce a show called the top 100 things that WOMEN do that makes them undateable? Now THAT would be entertaining!

  36. BK says:

    Xcuz me? #42 does not apply to bikers-unless you want to hang out with a *#$@%#&`%#!%$!% biker who would rather wear hang off yur !(`#“+!`*(!##` cargo pants then use a real belt to keep his pants covering what really counts. Thats like telling ladies not to wear stilletos-really.

  37. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their @_!_$&_))+%!#$( and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight, girls who are so into them selves that they think everyone wants to +%+`@)`&^&`_`&@) them just cause someone acknowledges that you exist doesn’t mean they want to pick you up, girls who propose(not that bad just weird), girls who start talking about love in the first week a relationship is not a race speed never helps, the girl who trys to move in when you first start dating, also dump your current boyfriend before you start a new relationship or +%+`@)`&^&`_`&@) someone, and the list goes on. Personally i don’t mind a girl asking me how they look cause i prefer my girl to feel confident and look her best and really feel like she looks her best trust me when i say yer night will end a lot better. Another list you could have done would be 10 things that will greatly increase your chances of getting a date: confidence, hygiene, smile, eye contact, the way you carry you self(the way you walk and stand ie don’t slouch), and we all know every girl goes crazy for a well dressed man, those 6 are a good enough start. instead of saying what you shouldn’t do it would be better to say what you should do I mean seriously this is so typical of woman to say whats wrong a pose to saying what will make it right. You have the problem but you don’t have the salutation.

  38. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their )&~(($!+`@_&#+# and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight, girls who are so into them selves that they think everyone wants to $`(*+@)$(#@`+)_~ them just cause someone acknowledges that you exist doesn’t mean they want to pick you up, girls who propose(not that bad just weird), girls who start talking about love in the first week a relationship is not a race speed never helps, the girl who trys to move in when you first start dating, also dump your current boyfriend before you start a new relationship or $`(*+@)$(#@`+)_~ someone, and the list goes on. Personally i don’t mind a girl asking me how they look cause i prefer my girl to feel confident and look her best and really feel like she looks her best trust me when i say yer night will end a lot better. Another list you could have done would be 10 things that will greatly increase your chances of getting a date: confidence, hygiene, smile, eye contact, the way you carry you self(the way you walk and stand ie don’t slouch), and we all know every girl goes crazy for a well dressed man, those 6 are a good enough start. instead of saying what you shouldn’t do it would be better to say what you should do I mean seriously this is so typical of woman to say whats wrong a pose to saying what will make it right. You have the problem but you don’t have the salutation.

  39. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their ~`%+~+++@&%^*)& and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight, girls who are so into them selves that they think everyone wants to &_+@&`*%^*&*(~_^ them just cause someone acknowledges that you exist doesn’t mean they want to pick you up, girls who propose(not that bad just weird), girls who start talking about love in the first week a relationship is not a race speed never helps,

  40. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their #$)$#+(%~_`()$& and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight,

  41. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their but and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight, girls who are so into them selves that they think everyone wants to get with them just cause someone acknowledges that you exist doesn’t mean they want to pick you up, girls who propose(not that bad just weird), girls who start talking about love in the first week a relationship is not a race speed never helps, the girl who trys to move in when you first start dating, also dump your current boyfriend before you start a new relationship or hook up with someone, and the list goes on. Personally i don’t mind a girl asking me how they look cause i prefer my girl to feel confident and look her best and really feel like she looks her best trust me when i say yer night will end a lot better. Another list you could have done would be 10 things that will greatly increase your chances of getting a date: confidence, hygiene, smile, eye contact, the way you carry you self(the way you walk and stand ie don’t slouch), and we all know every girl goes crazy for a well dressed man, those 6 are a good enough start. instead of saying what you shouldn’t do it would be better to say what you should do I mean seriously this is so typical of woman to say whats wrong a pose to saying what will make it right. You have the problem but you don’t have the salutation.

  42. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their but and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight,

  43. wayne says:

    This was the worst show I’ve ever seen seriously who is gonna take advice from the girls that were on this. I think all those girls should take what ever they can get. Another thing are these really that common that they need to be addressed. Were is the list of deal breakers for woman seriously a much more needed list like girls who are clueless to whats going on in the world, girls who sit on their but and give demands, sitting on yer phone during a date, fat woman in tight clothing, quite dieting and try jogging if you need to lose some weight, girls who are so into them selves that they think everyone wants to get with them just cause someone acknowledges that you exist doesn’t mean they want to pick you up, girls who propose(not that bad just weird), girls who start talking about love in the first week a relationship is not a race speed never helps, the girl who trys to move in when you first start dating, also dump your current boyfriend before you start a new relationship or hook up with someone, and the list goes on. Personally i don’t mind a girl asking me how they look cause i prefer my girl to feel confident and look her best and really feel like she looks her best trust me when i say yer night will end a lot better. Another list you could have done would be 10 things that will greatly increase your chances of getting a date: confidence, hygiene, smile, eye contact, the way you carry you self(the way you walk and stand ie don’t slouch), and we all know every girl goes crazy for a well dressed man, those 6 are a good enough start. instead of saying what you shouldn’t do it would be better to say what you should do I mean seriously this is so typical of woman to say whats wrong a pose to saying what will make it right. You have the problem but you don’t have the salutation.

  44. Milla says:

    Hey! You guys should do a Undateable Women show!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Andrew says:

    Some of those things on the list all should be common sense like taking a shower, not doing drugs or chew tobbaco and working out. 32 and 9 contradict each other. They said Russel Brand was undatable, but he has Katy Perry (makes me sad just saying that). Nick and Aaron Carter have not been relevant in years (it was time filler if anything). You should not be using steroids period, but Snooki shocked me that she likes that crap enjoy the back acne and tiny winkie (can’t cuss) Snooki. Number 2 and others like that should apply to women as well also the “Do I look fat in this” topic. Jersey Shore cast should take a look in the mirror about the stuff they said. The women who were on that show have freaking high standards like Frangela, Linell (The bald woman from the movie Borat), and others I can’t name off the top of my head. Take Bret Michaels’ advice and be who you are.

  46. bipp says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.! :D

  47. Ranger135xp says:

    What is the $_!`&_*_~`)%&#* le of the whistle song played during the end of the “dad jeans” segment???!

  48. abc says:

    with such a fair and balanced list above, i’m surprised that the following “undateable” activities are not included:
    1. breathing
    2. eating
    3. sleeping
    4. thinking
    5. beating heart
    i’m good for more than a few of the activities on the list above for years now and it hasn’t hurt my 25 year marriage (didn’t hurt my dating or sex life before i got married either). if anything this list reinforces the stereotype that women are never satisfied. even if there were guys out there that didn’t do a single thing on that list, they would be undateable. why? ’cause women would find those guys “too perfect” and “who would wanna date a guy like that. it would be so boring”. hell, i’m not perfect (thank god), my wife knows i’m not perfect (thank god), and it’s all good. wonder how happy the marriages (are they still on their first marriage?) of the two women that wrote this dreck are? thanks for letting me rant!

  49. Dizzy789 says:

    (Vh1.com stopped posting my comments so: NEW NAME!)

    This series was FIVE HOURS. Is that really necessary?
    Five hours of ANYTHING will affect you in a certain way, let alone watching it all in one day like I DID. Serious mistake!

    This was actually closer to 200 items, since you had all the in-between segments that weren’t technically on the list of 100.
    For every total of one hour that was meaningful, you had a collective 3-4 hours that were a waste-of-!@#$ing-time and energy.

    Perhaps this list should have included things like bullying others, sexism/racism, selfishness and infidelity/cheating, but NO! Apparently those don’t MATTER like hairstyles and clothing do, which took up half the god-forsaken list. And I think most people can admit that much of this show was very mean-spirited.
    Mean jokes have to be FUNNY if you are to disguise them as humor, which many women (and men) on the show appear to have forgotten.

    Five mother &@#$ing hours of my life which I will never get back. So if I was a little crabby earlier, I hope you can understand that! :)

  50. Brad Corbin says:

    what? wearing briefs is listed as an undateable offensive. seems kind of strange to me. i have always morn tighty whities but then again i don’t care what others think so i wouldn’t listen if someone was making fun of me. haha but of all the terrible things in the world, BRIEFS are the #18 don’t….

  51. Sass says:

    They should add, NOT HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR. Jeeze people lighten up. The show was hilarious and if you can’t laugh at yourself sometimes you are UNDATEABLE! But do I agree that they should do a version that features undateable women too.

  52. Crucifictorious says:

    The problem with this list is it perpetuates gender stereotypes. They are basically saying that you have to be a stereotypical male. Who cares if a dude gets wine at a sporting event (granted I prefer beer)? Or who cares if you can’t throw a ball? What does throwing a ball have to do with dating or having sex? What, if you can’t pitch a curveball you won’t be able to please her in bed?

  53. SFree says:

    Ok. SO Im lost so what exactly does the “C” word stands for or mean?

  54. StoneTKB says:

    Why don’t they make one about the women! I’ll get it started… 1. Tramp Stamps 2. Tattoo stars 3. No car 4. more than one kid already 5. white shirt/black bra 6. “boots with da fur” 7. No BeeJays 8. wont finish one drink 9. acting more drunk then you are 10. veiny legs

  55. Anna says:

    The people who made this show are entitled to their opinions. Personally, I agree with almost 100% of this list. Of course, there are exceptions. However, what I find most funny is how a bunch of GUYS are complaining about this list. It’s not like this list is racist or homophobic. No one is asking you to conform. It’s just saying if you’re a total douchebag or loser, girls will not date you. That’s your own problem. But hey, maybe using lame pickup lines and driving a disgusting car really gets you all the ladies. If this list hasn’t stopped you from being a total chick-magnet, you clearly have no reason to complain.

  56. Dizzy789 says:

    Earlier (under the other name) perhaps I was a little rougher on the cast of Jersey Shore than necessary. I never met any of the cast members, so maybe it was a little unfair to automatically call them douchebags. Because you can’t really conclude how people are just by what reality TV CHOOSES to show. Snooki allegedly will be doing work to help the Gulf oil spill situation, which is great.

    Reality shows are largely fake; you saw what they did with Flavor Flav. I’ve heard stories of fake house sets, “scripted” shows that the cast doesn’t even read (i.e. extreme manipulation), and all kinds of craziness.

    Other than that though, I stand by everything else I said about Undateable 110%. And it’s cool that this show existed, they just could have done it in a mere 2 hours and shaved off about 65% of the shallow, whiny bullcrap. Some of the remarks were very funny; Andrew WK was great, and I’m sure many guys deserved to hear what some of the women said. But just because people didn’t find every second of this five-hour series funny doesn’t mean they have no sense of humor. That is a fact.

    The two authors of the book Undateable have this section on their website which says to ‘submit an undateable’ in jpg format, I guess for them to post pictures of “undateables” on their website. I don’t know but that sounds like 1984/Big Brother bull$#!@ to me. I don’t trust it.

  57. Alek says:

    Personally, I pride myself on doing as many things on this list as I can, and I get more attention, nookie and approval-seeking from women, then 95% of guys out there.

    Women’s attraction is rather interesting. The way a woman decides that she likes a guy is unconcious. She “just does”… But then, after she does, she then backwards rationalizes her choice by finding “things” she likes.

    With the right guy, farts are “cute”, him not showering is “edgy” and his porn use just necessary considering his amazing sex-drive.

    If its the wrong guy? Then, she finds even the shade of the guy’s socks wrong. Please meet some womanizers fellas, they break on average between 20-50 of the things on this list.

  58. julie says:

    What executive’s KID produced this – or was it a record breaking amount of money paid for this series – that requires them to replay it 100 times? Rerun it 100 more x’s I still won’t bother watching it. It’s on every week!

  59. lol90210 says:

    Guys hooking up with his date’s best friend.

  60. TeeHee70 says:

    I saw this and couldn’t stop laughing. This show is to “make fun” out of the stuff that guys do. We all have our limitations on what we can/ will deal with. Folks we just need to chill out and enjoy the humor in it.
    When it comes on again, have a glass of wine, with a open mind and you will see just how silly and gut-busting funny this is!!!

  61. Pgoldie says:

    This was one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Well done, VH1. I actually laughed out loud. And I watched for 2 hours straight (missed a couple of episodes). Can’t wait till it airs again!

  62. GreenPitViper says:

    This countdown is great! It pokes fun at the petty things guys do and could easily avoid if they wanted to. Did any of you manly men feel offended? This list is so trivial you can’t help but laugh!
    By the way, the list forgot one major offense: the fanny-pack. I think we unanimously agree that regardless of your age, fanny-packs automatically and single-handedly make anyone uncool, socially inadequate and of course, undateable.

  63. Dory says:

    ok really if can come up with a list like this you have way too much time on your hands. Guys are not perfect i realize that but women should take a good look at the stupid things they do before they point fingers. Also make a show about womens faults ive already thought of a few tramp stamps twighlight obbsession, putting diessel fuel in a gas run car, complaining about every little thing that guys do wrong acting like they arent human. shall i keep going?

  64. samantha says:

    it was a very funny list but in some guys defense.i like d&d and larp and i love video games among alot of things i disagree with.but i also believe if you have to change to get some girl then you dont need to be with her.btw im a attractive married woman and my husband is a huge geek and i love him.

  65. J says:

    Ok so I’m mad about number 14 because i do have dandruff and am unable to do anything about and i will tell you why. I have a skin condition where my immune system is very over active causing my skin to grow faster than normal there creating the dry scalp i have even been to a few doctors about it and if one more girl says something about it i may have to punch her.

  66. bryan martin says:

    i just feel compelled to inform the “list-makers” of why chain-wallets is not a fad thing and should NOT be on the list. the sole purpose for the invention and use of chain-wallets is for the prevention of loss. they serve the male biker community, ensuring that as you roll down the interstate, you don’t shift in your seat and lose your wallet. recall this from the list. thanks

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  70. Natalie Corinne says:

    is there a list of undateable women or what men don’t like that girls do?

  71. Hollywood80 says:

    By the way, this list is totally fake! It’s just a bunch of pretentious rich people trying to control society! Don’t buy into it. I’ve done a lot of these things and have known a lot of people that have made supposed faux pas such as these, and we all have been able to score abundantly! With wealthy women as well! Don’t let women doupe you into following these rules guys! You have much more power than women will ever let on!

  72. Jason Burbank says:

    Consider the following:
    Ultimately, the preferences of women will vary.
    Never can you simply assume all women think the same thing.
    To do so is simply silly.

  73. Cizjut says:

    So… women don’t like men?

  74. Anonymous says:

    I wondered why there isn’t one for women, but that’s because I realized it would be short and encompass about 90% of them.

    Twilight and Cosmo are the female literature pieces of choice. That is not datable material, but it’s difficult finding a woman who doesn’t like either.

    For every guy you find that’s decent, it’s ten times harder to find a woman of the same caliber. The fact lists like this exist in the first place are proof positive.

  75. sam says:

    What about having more shoes than you?

  76. INTACT MALE says:

    It never ceases to amaze me how many guys are dumb enough to even participate in something as sexist as this. Men have hundreds of things on their list that women do that make them unattractive and “undateable.” This perpetuates male stereotypes and is basically very critical of men. I would like to see the female comments if we did this to women.

    No woman has the right to criticize men’s pick up lines until they women up and walk over and initiate conversations with us. Equality is about sharing responsibility as well as options and priviledges.
    Anyway, almost all of these things can be turned around to make women undateable. Everything from how women dress or their language or behavior, bad table manners, how they treat their guy, pets, the types of movies they like, etc.
    I think women who get off on shows like this are undateable.