Really, Though – What Is Bret’s Problem?

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On this week’s Bret Michaels: Life as I Know It, our hero searched far and wide for a reason why he’s yet to pop the question to Kristi. Well, that’s an overstatement actually — he talked to his father and a life coach and did some just-below-the-surface level introspection. The results? “My problem is I don’t know what my problem is,” he admitted. Also: “It’s great to know that I’ve finally addressed one thing in my life: I’m f***ing nuts!” I guess the first step to solving a problem is acknowledging it? If, in fact, we can consider the Kristi situation a problem at all? Plenty of guys would probably call an on-again-off-again situation with their children’s mother a solution.

In the end (as seen in today’s Last Night’s Bag O’ Clips post) he referred to his and Kristi’s status as “almost engaged” and “superior level boyfriend/girlfriend.” The words, the words, what do they mean? I get the feeling that his feet-dragging to way beyond his desire to stretch out intrigue over the course of this season of his reality show. The real question is: just how terminal is his fear of commitment.

The greatest moment of the night, though, involved Bret and Kristi working as a unit to solve a problem posed by Jorja: how to spell diarrhea. Check out an alternate version of the scene below and do not be surprised if Leave It to Jorja hits VH1 very, very soon. It’s almost eerie how well such a young person can make such good TV.

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